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Joined 08-13-05, id: 876663, Profile Updated: 07-13-09
Author has written 14 stories for School Rumble, Naruto, and One Piece.

Name: Uncle T

Age: 20 'n (sigh)... countin'...

Nationality: wished i was Japanese, but i love my hood mo'

Interest: Manga, anything that smells japanese, rap music, diplomacy (not politic, well maybe a little)!

Okay, let's see...

First thang first, i am definitely not a pro writer so 'obvious' mistakes n stuffs r bound to happen, i don't have much experience with people's taste so it'll b a hard one to make a story that pleases everyone, if not impossible. but that ain't wat i'm on about, what i want to say is, before i write a story, someone asked me, "dude, if you write a story, who are you going to write it for?" my answer is simple, "first, it's gon be for me, second for other ppl to enjoy. My reason? because if i write something that doesn't make me feel good or happy or whatever, it's goin to be a waste of time AND a disrespect for my soon-to-be-readers. hence, my fics r first and foremost for myself, before i could give something enjoyable for others. but anyway, that's not wat's important since, philosophical stuff ain't my thang n sounds too serious, let's just skip this shit.

then next is... uh... oh yeah, i apologize in advance if whatever i say, write, or do offend some of y'all. I'm but a normal human, bound to piss others either consciously or unconsciously. So yeah, Sorry! Gomen! Desole! Maaf! Scuzi! Duibuqi n so on, n so on...

Basically i like many kind of manga, but my number one will always be GTO, then many come up as second place, such as Naruto, One Piece, Love Hina, FMA, Fairy Tail, Genshiken MARHeaven, Bleach Shina Dark and many more...

Tho I like many diff' manga wit diff genre, I'd sometime read fics 'bout 'em tho currently, I'm more interested in Naruto fics... that being, fics about NaruHarem. NaruHarem rocks! lol... i'm not really picky as to who's got to be with whom, in other words, the pairings, but one thing i don't like is yaoi stuff (sorry for those who luv em...). also i don't really like OCs... dunno why, go figure... Even so, I'd still read 'em if the story's flow's good n beside, even tho I don't particularly like something, but I'd always at least try it and if it doesn't bother me too much I'd continue. Yaoi is undisputable, I just can't stomach it, but I don't diss it to the point of spitting on it or something, some people still like it and so, I'd tolerate it and let it grow freely so long as there are people who're still interested in it.

Oh and yes, my Naruto fics are hugely influenced by great authors such as Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin, ThePuppetMaster, shadowmaster62, and Diamond Avatar... I suggest y'all to read their stories... although I'm sure that the majority of Naruto lova have already checked 'em out...

Also I know it's nobody's business but I just wanna state that I'm currently hooked to NaruTema, NaruTayu, NaruYugi, 'n NaruIno pairing more than NaruHarem but still NaruHarem shall be my first choice as long as the story is a good one (go figure as to how a good story is like) also beside that, fic that surround the life of jinchuuriki's good too, especially since that infamous page cover, hahaha...

And just to remind y'all, my fic shall always be OOC (unless stated otherwise which I doubt), if not slightly different. I still going ta have to put OOC in every new story i'mma post up but dang... that's tiresome!! As to why my characters r goin to be OOC is because I like to have variations in these characters, not monotone to the ones in the manga/anime, I mean in my defense, fanfic shud be the place where u can put up ur imagination in a character right? Not to make it the same as he or she is in its respective series.

Anyway, as i am quite a lazy person, i'm too lazy to write A/N in every stories and such, as well as disclaimer... so i write 'em here,

If you find some similarities between my stories and some other stories that you've read (from different authors of course) then, i want to give credits to those authors and dedicate it to them as it is NOT my intention to rob their ideas and such... no, really... i'm serious dattebayo! lol

also I DO NOT OWN NARUTO GODDAMMIT! It's too good for me 2 own it... beside, if i do own it, I'd be making Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin's From Ramen With Love a manga and anime already... seriously, it's a damn fine story y'all...

Oh, and yeah, one more thang, if i got a review, i'll be sho' 2 reply even if it asks for next chapter or anything, even if its flames... flames makes a person stronger... or something hahaha... anyway yeah, i'll always try 2 reply to reviews, flames etc. so b sho' 2 review... or not, whatever... juz take yo tym 2 read me fics, that's what i appreciate da most! thanks!

so for me last words, Naruto rocks! Booyah!

On-going Projects:

Dream~Reality- takes place sometime after team Kakashi busted Orochimaru's lair and met with Sasuke. Naruto was broken, and to make matter worse, his status as shinobi has been taken off. One night, he met with Jiraiya and decided to become a sennin, thus they went on a journey/training to Sunagakure, meanwhile a dark secret was about to be revealed involving a certain pink-haired kunoichi. I think it could be a NaruTema, oh it also involves a slight role of a certain demon with 9 tails and some 'EXTREME' OOCness (as one of the reviews I've got said). Just don't follow the main manga story plot for a lil' bit and let your imagination go wild by gettin' immersed with my touch... For the early chapters, there might not be many humor, coz this story would most likely be angst or drama or the equivalent of those words i guess... but hey, Angst/Humor? Anyone?

Ramen Mix- is basically a collection of one shots which tells a story between Naruto and each girls/women. Am currently working on it, more information inside... UPDATED! Come n Check it Out! Latest chapter: a NaruKin AU! Check it out!!

Puberty is da Shit! Wait... Maybe Not...- once again former rookie 9, but now they're hitting that age, yes, puberty. Story evolves around Naruto, who hit puberty and having so many changes in his life, one of them including nosebleeds. No pairings intended and some suggestive adult themes i guess... but no lemon, I ain't good with lemons... oh humor btw, but u shud have figured that out already ne? currently put on hold since my data was gone due to an 'unprofessional' unplugging from my friend (sigh, what would I do wit you...)

Future Projects:

Kage- Set in a different setting, our good ol' Naruto world is now living in a modern-day city, sin city if you like, problems arise when a certain blond returned from his trip, a certain black-haired boy became an assassin... that wears pink ski-mask, oh did I say pink? Yes, fellas, I did say pink, pink ski mask! Oh My God! To put it simply, it's my usual style, a mix of humor and suspense, no pairing intended for now, and it's gonna be T-rated, or M for swearing, but oh who cares... Coming soon (in the distant future)!

Kitsune no Yuutsu- hmm, one night, Naruto took a walk under the full moon, then he met Anko, they had a drink together only to find himself half naked with an evenly half naked Anko under her overcoat! Wow, what's more, Naruto can communicate with Kyuubi! Oh lord, the chaos!! I'm going to finish up my Dream~Reality fic first then start on this one... or something... but a few things that i can tell yall is: NarutoxAnko, humor, Kyuubi acting OOC, and a few spoilers here and there... nothing big...

I Will Get You! - well, if you ask the 12 y.o Naruto if he would die to have girls fightin' over him, he'd definitely say yes! without a second thought, but if you ask the 15 y.o Naruto, he'd think twice... no, thrice before answering you. Why? Because his tail's hot in pursuit by two stunning and beautiful girls, to say the least. Sometime he'd even wished that Sasuke had killed him back when they fought at the Valley of the End, but unfortunately for him, he's still well and alive... and lucky? Humor.T.OOC (well, in fics they're all supposed to be OOC anyway...).TAYUNARUTEMA! nothing beats an excessively swearin' girl and an intimidating blonde to the pursuit of a loudmouth blond hahaha... coming soon (also in the distant future)!

Untitled - is it a post-war society that you want? is it a certain blond boy's parents being alive and well that you want? is it perhaps the another universe nuance where the almightly Uchiha clan is taking control of the entire Hi no Kuni while the once-venered Senjuu clan put aside in exile that you want? or perhaps, is it an entirely new concept of fanfiction that you want? A clash of modernization and tradition, the reverse role of characters, the partitioned of land according to a new regulation, the civil war between the ones in power and the ones in exile, the legend of a prophesized young blond that goes by the name of... Namikaze Naruto...

Coming soon (yes, unfortunately also in the distant future), biatch!!

Frontline - the Narutoverse is now a battlefield which is comparable to the FMA world during the Ishbalan War. With Konoha Empire 's third outer defense line taken down by its sworn enemy, the Akatsuki Kingdom, the Hokage has but to rely on their most powerful, not to mention first inner defense line or more popularly called the Empire's fourth defense line, to hold the invading army of Madara, their archenemy. With the commander of the fourth defense line that goes by the name of Namikaze Minato, injured by a roadside bomb in an assassination attempt by the Akatsuki Kingdom, the fourth defense line has only one choice and that is to rely on their dear commander's right hand-man, the infamously known one-eyed Major General of the Leaf Empire, Hatake Kakashi. War is but their daily activity and Peace is their hell. Coming Soon! Okay, maybe not THAT soon, but still!

LATEST UPDATE (as of 11/07/09): I HAVE FINALLY UPDATED DREAMREALITY! CHECK IT OUT! BE SURE TO READ THE A/N BEFORE READING, K? THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND ENJOY! FUTURE PROJECTS ARE STILL GOING TO BE IN THE DISTANT FUTURE FOR NOW, AT LEAST UNTIL DREAMREALITY IS FINISHED (WHICH I DON'T THINK IT'LL BE THE CASE ANYTIME SOON) T.T

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After the pain by Legilmyth reviews
Naruto finds Temari beaten and raped he saves her life and tries to help her get over the ordeal. But Naruto is hiding a pain of his own that could get in the way of him helping.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,635 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 4,211 - Follows: 2,703 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Random Thoughts by mctwist reviews
Random oneshots from all over the series... Draco's not gay, the Giant Squid consumes Britain, Harry and Ron walk in on Hermione... Professor Trelawney attempts to predict the weather, among other things, and Voldemort reveals that he had a sense of humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
About NEWTs and everything in bethween by MysticJaden reviews
Harry and Ron decide to get a grip on their school life and do something that no other student has done before... and all for Hermione. Wish them luck! IMPORTANT! Read the Author's Note at the beginning of the story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6732 - Favs: 3,860 - Follows: 2,604 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 3,319 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Oh Dear by moodiful819 reviews
“No way! No freaking way is Uchiha Sasuke a virgin!” Faced with this startling fact, Karin decides to find a new boy toy, which spells disaster for our blonde hero. NaruKarin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Karin U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Elevator ride by SkyMaiden reviews
AU. When Naruto and Ino find themselves trapped in an elevator, the two blond's find out interesting things about one another and find a fun way to past the time. Rated M, for language and Lemon. Naruto x Ino one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Skinny Dipping by SkyMaiden reviews
In which Ino is very bored and manages to convince Naruto to do something he's never done before. Naruto x Ino one-shot. Rated M, for language and lemony/lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Behind Office Doors by SkyMaiden reviews
AU. Naruto and Ino are up to absolutely no good in the office. Will anyone catch them red-handed this time? Naruto x Ino one shot. Rated M, for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Joy by demonicnargles reviews
She had never been so happy, as she had been these past few weeks, even though she was still relearning to walk. A fluffy NaruTayu as he helps her walk again. One-shot. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
The Real Reason for My Nindo by darren ookami reviews
A story of how naruto thougt up his nindo. NaruxTayu. Naruto's POV. 1st fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Get low Naruto! by Meinos Kaen reviews
A.W.C.B.G.L.T., as in Annual Wave Country Beach Games and Limbo Tournament. It’s the closest thing the ninja villages have to a vacation. And the leaf is going to be there, of course! Expect madness and Anko in a GString! [RXR]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,141 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Naruto U.
Her Fetish by Blu Rose reviews
ONESHOT! NaruxKarin, very slight one-sided NaruxSaku. He never knew WHY Karin had given up chasing Sasuke to go after him, but he never realized that it was because of something as weird as her fetish for. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Naruto U., Karin U. - Complete
On Top of a Hokage Head by Phailen reviews
The best things in life always happen in strange places, so why should this moment be any different? NaruTayu, rated for Tayuya's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Tayuya, Naruto U. - Complete
What Change Can Do To You by AppleSundays reviews
Naruto comes back looking like a stud, and practically all girls fall in love with him. And what's this! He sings? Then...in later chapters...he starts to hide something from everyone. What is it? naruxharem. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,330 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten
Short Hair by Silver Spider reviews
After she is healed in Elfhelm, Casca is determined to fill in the blanks of her life and return to some scene of normalcy. But that's easier said than done when the one person she's counting on won't talk to her. GutsCasca. 1st in a series.
Berserk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Hawk of the Month by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
The Hawks are bored and are challenged by Griffith to see who the best Hawk is among them. Who will become the Hawk of the Month?
Berserk - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
TAYUYA: The Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual by ZGMF-X9999GenesisOmega reviews
Want your own flute playing, foul mouthed kunoichi? Then, the TAYUYA unit is perfect for you!UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Tayuya - Complete
A Meeting in the Forest by escalus01 reviews
AU. Temari runs into some trouble during the second chunin exam. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Temari, Naruto U. - Complete
Trying It On For Size by VyseN reviews
How far would you go to live your dream? Tsunade asks Naruto if he would like to be Hokage on a diplomatic mission, but he can't be Naruto. What will he do to get to wear the title he wants? What if he will be forced to carry a pair of gigantic breasts?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
The REAL Sound Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
At a young age, Uzumaki Naruto had a chance encounter that would change his life. Now, he is putting what he learned to good use.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,740 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto the Badfic by RedLotusNin reviews
ONESHOT. Vampires, sappy romances, MarySues… I think it’s time for these Naruto fanfic clichés to go down. I’ll start. [CrackParody]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Fuel for the End by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
A NaruAnko story set during Naruto Part II
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 138 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Inside the room Outside the room by ThePuppetMaster reviews
Crackfic. Sasukes back from Orochimarus and Naruto decideds to throw a party for him, or more like a reason to get drunk. Anyway, Sasuke meets up with Sakura and some very interesting misunderstandings happen between the two, and the rest of the household
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,131 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Secret Revealed by ravengal reviews
Ever read 'With the Heart and Underwear of Fire' by Diamond Avatar? Well, this is my version of how it ended once Naruto's big secret (of being the famous and well-loved Boxer sama) was out. Some NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2007 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
25 Ways To Piss Tayuya Off by twilightpath reviews
25 surefire ways to make the Sound's flute playing kunoichi want to stuff her flute down your throat, no matter what it takes. Happy birthday Tayuya!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Tayuya - Complete
The Most Unexpected Things by FlamedraSeer7213 reviews
A bunch of oneshots of the pairing NaruTema. Requested by Kage Mistress of Shadows. What happens when the most unexpected things happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
The Sound Of The Leaf by Gravevirus reviews
Naruto revisits the forest where he lost Sasuke and finds a survivor of the multiple battles that occured. NaruxTayu and maybe more later. IT...IS...FINISHED. DELAY OVER! Sorry. Check beforehand
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,408 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 134 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
The Sun Will Rise Again by Goku's Daughter reviews
[GutsCaska] He never believed in God, nor was he ever spiritual, but he hoped for the day when he could look in Caska’s eyes and see the woman he fell in love with. He hoped for the day when his Caska would return. A oneshot.
Berserk - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
That'll shut her up by The Dirtwater Fox reviews
In training for Hokage, Naruto does a stint as a policeman, and must now hunt down an escaped prisoner. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Tayuya, Naruto U. - Complete
Touch It by Baseball Commish reviews
Barnette, B.C.,Jura, Meia and Misty give their crack at Busta Rhymes' and co. masterpiece, Touch It
Vandread - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Dont speak by hyan-hye reviews
i'm really wierd on doing some pairings around here but i decided to create a story about Anko X Yoshikawa and the usual Kikuchi X Kanzaki...
GTO - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 4/4/2004
Why Icha Icha Books Are Better Than Women by Kopykat Kakashi reviews
Sequel to 'Why Sake Bottles Are Better Than Men'. Tsunade tricks Jiraiya into leading a meeting. The only ones who show up are Gai, Iruka and Ebisu. Find out what the men think of each other and the women of Konoha! R for suggestive language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
Center of Attention by ProtoBlues reviews
Hibiki's love triangle is solved, but now Duero has the problem of being the object of affection of three girls. It's always one romantic problem after another, isn't it?
Vandread - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
A Girl called Anna by jack-adam reviews
The worst thing Yoh had ever done. Falling madly in love with the icequeen, Anna. Seduction lessons from Hao, Ren's girl advice, Horo Horo's 'secret' movies and a blossoming Anna equals to an extremely perplexed Yoh. YohAnna, hints of HaoAnna. COMPLETED
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,063 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Yoh A., Anna K. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise: The True Story by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
Jiraiya finds himself in awkward moments as a shade of love and romance falls over the Shinobi world. Find out what happens when the world is seriously affected by demonic chakra! Chap 29 up!Main Parings: NejiTen, NaruHina, NaruAyame, GaaOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 130,781 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005
It's the duty of a ninja! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto, Neji, Sasuke, Shikamaru, and an SClass secret mission! But It's not a normal mission... The mission is to date four girls! How will they react? How will the kunoichis react! Parings: NarutoX?, SasukeX?, NejiX?, ShikamaruX? No Yaoi. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,880 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 5,607 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Shaman King Crack by icy mew kris reviews
My first fic but boy is it funny Yoh and Horo get high and a bunch of crazy stuff start to happen like Yoh thinking Ren's a tellitubie Horo thinks the toilet is going to eat him Lyserg has a twin and the Chihuahuas from hell! Chapter seven is up!
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005
He was of Leaf, She was of Sand by Temari of the Desert reviews
Naruto has been feeling something strange and unknown towards Temari. After pondering his feelings for her, he goes out to search for her. Oneshot. Yes, Naruto x Temari. Rated for safety. FINISHED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
Homework by jack-adam reviews
Hermione doing her homework two days before it's due. A humor fic starring Draco Malfoy, Hermione, Seamus, Dean, Parvati, Ron and of course, Harry Potter. One-shot. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Tenten's Troubles! by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Tenten lets her hair down? Literally?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Tenten - Complete
Understand by Scallywag reviews
‘Well, with any luck he’ll die of a urinary track infection and his family will all catch syphilis and be doomed to sexual solitude for eternity’ Harry said, trying to instil some hope in them.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,712 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Then and Now by Miguel Artadi reviews
Two old friends find themselves reminiscing about the past ten or so years. Will things be any different this time around? Chapter 10 up.
GTO - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,437 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Coffee, Cigarettes or Sex? by EneriRenie reviews
A discussion among Yoh, Manta, Ren, Horohoro, Ryu, Lyserg, and of course, Hao...as they relax [or try to] in the men's onsen. A side story of sorts to Applechan's Celebrations.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2003 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
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DreamReality reviews
Naruto's depressed, when he was about to lose all hope, Jiraiya took him to Suna. However, back in Konoha, a dark secret was about to be uncovered and chaos will ensue. uh, shippuuden setting. original plot. NaruTema. humor/action. T.OOCness. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,613 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
Narugirls Ramen Mix! reviews
A series of oneshots involving Naruto with every girls I could think of from the manga . rated T. Maybe y'all can include OOC? And yeaah well, just check it out aite, review if y'all feel like it. Peace Out n Holla!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,488 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Midnight Pearls reviews
the strawhats got thawed off by a titanic wave to some mysterious island on their way to merman island. Though mysterious, the island's anything but harmless, in fact, it's enchanting. T.LuffyNami/Slight ZorroRobin/Maybe a speck of LuffyRobin.Oneshot.Enj
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Just for Tonight: Tenten Version reviews
just as the title says, this time, Naruto met Tenten in the park, under a pavilion on the middle of a pond, a light-hearted and warm story just for NaruTen lovers, haters: keep away :P .T.NaruTen.Slight Romance/Slight Humor.OneShot.Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
What Have I Gotten Myself Into? reviews
Here comes Tayuya. She's currently in deep trouble. Want to know what she does in handling it? Simple, reminisce. Oh she's in deep trouble alright, that's what you get for not using rubber. NaruTayu.OneShot. Drabble? Maybe, Tayuya's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Tayuya, Naruto U. - Complete
Just for Tonight reviews
Due to some reason, Tayuya became a Konoha nin. One night after a very tiring day she sat atop her apartment's rooftop with Naruto. Seeing her tired expression, Naruto knew that some cheering up is a must. NaruTayu!OneShot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Shizuka na Hibi no Kaidan Wo reviews
two figures, napping under the tree, one is a blond boy the other one is a red-haired girl. As the story progresses, we'll know why they were together. NaruTayu, speck of friendship, humor, n romance i guess. Just click on da title to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Tsuki to Taiyo reviews
One night of comfort for the captain plus a warm bonus from his sexy nakama. Wanna know? click on teh title! Oneshot.T. OOC? Don't think so, well maybe mild.R&R yeah? thanks a bunch! holla !
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
What Smoking Can Do To Ya reviews
Crack. OOC. OneShot. Rated T I Guess. Da Title Says It All... Juz Read 'n Review Y'all. Peace Out! Oh It's 'bout da eversofamous Akatsuki btw
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Quiet Rain reviews
Oneshot! Comfort! Oneman Show! err, well yeah...Naruto's face behind his mask, in da middle of a quiet rain, shall be revealed! R&R or not, wateva, juz take yo time to enjoy dis fic, thanks a bunch!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's A Farewell reviews
Naruto dies...OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Certain Death for a Successful Mission reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Chouji, Kiba, Shino, Neji, and Lee, now chuunin and grownup, will put their life to an end for the sole purpose of completing a certain mission. It may seem absurd, but for boys that have reached that 'age', it IS everything...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
Breeze reviews
Basically it's waaay after the first episode of school rumble nigakki or 2nd semester... i haven't read the manga till then, so it's based on the anime... altho i do like both the manga and the anime 3 it's damn good... anyway... yeah, i wrote this one sh
School Rumble - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete