scifi freak009
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hello people. hello. my name is Jack and i am a clown. i blow up air bloons and frighten small children with my abnormally large, red nose that goes 'beep,beep' when you touch it. i have funkidellic shimmering rainbow colored hair that poofs out when i cry. i also have abnormally large feet that are covered by my oh, so funkidellic shining rainbow colored elivator shoes that frighten small children becuase i tower over them like a giant pizza. i also have this rediculous smile painted on my face so when i cry i look like a retard and frighten small children by making them cry. i work at the local tavaling retard circus. MAYBE YOU'LL SEE ME AT THWE NEXT SHOWING.

my friends name is Bob. he is also a clown. he takes the air baloons i blew up and twists thewm into creatures of the unkown., making small squeaking sounds which friten small children and make them cry. he has funky ornge hair with rainbow hilightes. his small green nose is much to small and makes no sounds when you touch it ( much to my displeasure). he has extremely small feet which scare the little, kids who think their feet will stay the same size forever ( sad isn't it?) he is my partner in the local travaling circus for retards. MAYBE YOU'LL SEE HIM AT THE NEXT SHOWING.

he and i are partner who work togather at make children cry and scream in terror, afriad to wake-up in the morning, thinking that we'll be waiting for them in their living rooms. and afraid to sleep at night in feer that we'll smeek into their rooms and eat them alive.:smiles evily: and it works every time. the children are afraid! mua ha ha ha ha MAYBE YOU'LL SEE US AT THE NEXT SHOWING:grins evily, baring all sharp and pointy-evil-like- teeth:

PLEASE HELP THE CHILDREN, GIVE GENEROUSLY... THE WORLD NEEDS YOU!

have a nice day.

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fav. movies:

starwars (editied for clowns)

harry potter (edited for clowns)

the last star fighter

chicken little (already 4 clowns)

galexy quest

i know what you did last summer (i read the book, then saw the movie)

batman begins

(i can't think of any more... but if they are scary and murder mystery type things, i like them)

fav. shows

boy meets world (already 4 clowns)

life with derek (so far...i think it sucks a little, but it gettin better)

tom and jerry (what? i like it ok.)

kung fu

who's line is it anyway

stargate sg-1

stargate atlantis

fav. books:

down a dark hall

i know what you did last summer

twisted window

the name of the game was murder

the other side of the dark

nightmare

series of unfortunate events

harry potter

the witches of worm

playing for keeps

(and more...that i forgot)

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hippos rok

frogs rok

llamas rok

goats rok

cats rok

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bye now

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