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Joined 08-13-05, id: 876809, Profile Updated: 08-14-12
Author has written 31 stories for Batman, Harry Potter, RENT, X-Men: Evolution, Rocky Horror, Grey's Anatomy, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

I'm Charlotte. I live in New York, and everything on here is ridiculously old. I'm thinking of updating/rewriting some things one day, and making them less eh.

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Tell Me You're Here by St. Minority reviews
Charlie is 16 and begins to have feelings for Wonka, and Wonka begins to reciprocate. But will a new person in Charlie's life ruin it and cause Wonka to withdraw again? First chap is G,PG All reviews welcome
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 107,103 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 8/12/2005
Kurt Wagner Hates Pants A Nudist's Story by Vaguely Downwards reviews
Kurt has discovered a new use for his holowatch, and it’s a bit . . . revealing. Totally crack. Todd x Kurt. PG13 for language and sexual themes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Toad/Todd T., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Dirty Socks by Disturbed Courtney reviews
Getting the laundry done at the Xavier Institute wasn't nearly as easy as it should've been for Rogue. Romy
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
The Hardest Part by QuietRebel reviews
VioletKlaus fic...Life with Count Olaf is making the Baudelaires miserable, and driving them into each other's arms? Rated for safety. My first fic. Chapter 7 up.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 6/27/2005
Disgusting by SydneyVictoria reviews
Magenta watches Frank do it everynight, and it disgusts her. Oneshot. Not angsty.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
You're a Man, and She's a Woman by Lady-SM reviews
This is Riff Raff and Magenta, and switches between past and present. Why are they on Earth? Why are they in love? Who's Ayana? All answers are in here.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,798 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006
She's A Temptation by pixie paramount reviews
She was always a bad girl. — Violet/Fiona. Implied Fiona/Klaus, Klaus/Violet. AU. Oneshot.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Violet B., Fiona - Complete
Firsts by Vampire's Mistress reviews
Harley's first time...with the Joker.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Harley Q., Joker - Complete
Guilty Pleasures by Virg reviews
Remy’s left her without warning. on her 21st bday Rogue sleeps with Logan. Logan wants Rogue,but could she be happy with him? What do u do when you hate yourself, your lover and you feel nothing but hollowness inside? ROMY ROGAN sexual themes, selfharm
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,959 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie
This Is Not A Love Story by DaniCalifornia reviews
Love can drive you crazy, especialy in the form of a flirting Cajun. Romy
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,001 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
The Joke's The Same, But Not The Delivery by The Satyricon reviews
The Joker hates changes...so why is making them for Harley Quinn?...First Story in the JHQ series by The Satyr Icon...Be kind, review kindly!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
What Rum Reveals by Kyoheii reviews
Slash. Rum usually makes him stupid, but for Jack this may have been his smartest. Or maybe he just fell out of a bed. Rated for later chapters. Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006
Performance Art by RisqueSno reviews
After a fantastic heist, Harley's ready and willing to play her part in order to receive the reward... Joker/Harley, ECP - RE-EDITED 3/2/11
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
I'm Fine by CrazyWriterChick reviews
Joanne, of all the Bohemians, was the one they all thought was normal, the one without life threatening issues. But behind the scenes, she struggles with eating disorders, a cheating Maureen, and a developing relationship with a certain film maker. MarkJo
RENT - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,212 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Joanne J., Mark C.
Only Give You Love by distant-planet-inc reviews
Magenta and Riff Raff are discovered. Supposed to be sad I stink at summaries.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
A Madhouse Romance by TheMadPuppy reviews
It took 72 sessions with the Joker for Harleen to become Harley. But how exactly did it happen? The Madhouse Romance tells it all. [Joker X Harley]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,688 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
The Aftermath by Gladrial10 reviews
What happens when two of Arkham's doctors disagree on treatment regarding the Joker and Harley? JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,969 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Fair Enough by TheMadPuppy reviews
It wasn’t fair. [Joker X Harley], OneShot
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Ultimate Betrayal by Gladrial10 reviews
What's the worse thing Harley can do to her puddin? JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
All the Same by Kicking Poe reviews
[Catcher in the Rye] Holden muses about hair and phonys. Short, oneshot...
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Complete
Death and the Maidens by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] When Tabby suffers a tragedy, Amara helps her pick up the pieces. [TabbyAmara]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Boom-Boom/Tabitha S., Magma/Amara A. - Complete
Beds Are Meant for Two by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] It's funny, the things you think about when it's three in the morning, and your brain won't shut up and go to sleep. [Jubilee fic]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Jubilee/Jubilation L. - Complete
Intoxication by JenAgain reviews
Shock Treatment fic; Cosmo and Nation's first time together. Involves wine and scotch. ;-)
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2005
Twas The Night Before Christmas At The Castle by GoddessofSnark reviews
Twas The Night Before Cristmas,Rocky Horror style!
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Beginnings: A Light [Rewritten] by Riff Raff reviews
A revised version of my third Riff/Magenta story. Sex.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/15/2001
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Flawed reviews
Alt. Universe Snape/Hermione. Sort of. She kissed him mortified; she kissed him sadly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sola Vide reviews
It didn't make sense, but for a few minutes, Percy was okay with living by faith alone.[Lunacy, better known as LunaPercy][PostDH][Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Percy W., Luna L. - Complete
One reviews
[Deathly Hallows Spoilers]Fred & George, the night before the Battle of Hogwarts. Fred wishes George wouldn't worry about him so much. Slight irony for those who've read the book. [Twincest]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Hot reviews
It was just her sanity. What did she have to lose? [JokerxHarley]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Wild Blue Yonder Love reviews
Tabby tries to cheer Kurt up. She may not be the most considerate person, but she tries. Join them on their day of madness and watch them be teenagers. [KurtxTabitha] Mindless fluff sex? Maybe funny? [I'm not using Kurt's accent, sorry. Imagine!3]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Boom-Boom/Tabitha S., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Rose Tint reviews
It's Christmas day, and Harley's locked in Arkham, with only her thoughts to make it through the day. Her twisted, glass half full views on a few others.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Good Girl Corruption reviews
[ShockTreatment]Dentonvale: This is a place for Sanity not Morals.[Ansalong]
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2006
Someone More reviews
[PreRHPS]When things don't work out for Columbia and Frank, she goes to desperate measures to try and get them back together. But what if things don't go as planned? [FrankxColumbia][ColumbiaxMagenta Friends with Benefits][Eventual ColumbiaxEddie]
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,009 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Eye Candy reviews
A little ramble about Charlie's thoughts on Wonka. Innocent, unrequited slash. Fluffy. Because, Willy Wonka is eye candy, in an unconventional kind of way...[CharliexWonka]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Avarice reviews
He was a present, and she wanted to open him. [HarleyxJoker]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Just Us Two reviews
Tragic rambling about Magenta being sad about Columbia's death. Riff's POV.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Sacrifices reviews
As long as Magenta didn't get hurt, he'd step in.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Into the Shadows reviews
Through it all, their eyes would be locked into each other, saying even more than their shouts and murmurs could. [RiffxMagenta]Incest, what else?
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Blue Scrubs reviews
Out of all of them, O'Malley looked the best in blue scrubs. [GeorgexAlex]
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
Missing in Action reviews
He couldn't care about her, yet she drove him crazy. [JokerxHarley]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Feeding Time reviews
Sometimes he wanted to rev up his Harley. Vroom, Vroom
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Anything to Numb the Pain reviews
He hated to pretend to hate him...[GeorgexAlex]
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Vaudeville in the Rattrap reviews
It was one of those nights.[HarleyxJoker]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Breaks reviews
Everyday she breathed in her sin. She knew in her heart it was worth it, right?[Tabby]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Boom-Boom/Tabitha S. - Complete
Dream World of Inmate 6669 reviews
Lather, rinse, repeat the insanity. [JokerxHarley]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Risks reviews
This was her one chance to make everything perfect. [IvyxHarley]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn - Complete
Tests reviews
Her touch had to be worth something, right? [Romy]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Adjustment reviews
There are some adjustments to be made when you're bedding the Clown Prince of Crime. [HarleyxJoker]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Thirty reviews
He'd put up with her as long as she took him 'round the world. [JokerxHarley]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
She reviews
She was ready to show them who she was.[Angel]
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Angel D. - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets reviews
Even the Clown Prince of Crime has some figurative skeltons in his closet...[JokerxHarley]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Last reviews
Is madness that easy to break away from? [HarleyxJoker]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Voyeurism reviews
Maybe if she dazzles him, all will be forgiven. [HarleyxJoker]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Late One Night reviews
Fred has feelings for the one person he knows he can't. But will one night make his give into temptation? Simply smuttastic.[Twincest]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Gotham's Most Wanted reviews
This is how Gotham's Most Wanted do Gotham.[HarleyxJoker]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Around His Finger reviews
Puddin, do ya think i'm pretty? [HarleyxJoker]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
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