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Joined 08-13-05, id: 876919, Profile Updated: 03-08-08
Author has written 9 stories for Mediator, Clique, Smallville, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Twilight.

In a sushi bowl, there are many things you aren't aware of...

(Mainly, the black stuff is seaweed.)

And you will be scarred for life if you find out.

You have been warned...

(Cue to the scary horror music)

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Hello. My name is Othello, subject to change due to my stalkers. YES. I HAVE SOME. And no, not me...

No matter how Shakesperian the name, I am, in fact, a fish. I don't like hooks. Or sushi, now that I think about it..

I like chinese take out. Except, unlike in movies and Sex in the City, I don't eat them right out of the box. I also really like anime and manga, and plush toys.

I want to dye my hair. Badly. Blue, yellow, green, purple, rainbow... But my mum says no.

It doesn't matter, though, since fish aren't supposed to have hair.

I'll read pretty much anything, but my favorite books are absolutely anything by Meg Cabot. She's amazing, like six feet of bubble gum. When I'm not reading stuff by her, I'm watching House MD, which is the best thing on television. The only thing I asked for Christmas last year was the season DVDs. And I got two of them along with socks, mwah.

Review, if you feel like it.

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That's Life On The Hellmouth! by Beer Good reviews
This is where I put most of my drabbles. A series of unconnected little scenes about everyday life on the Hellmouth and in LA. Some sad, some sweet, some just incredibly silly.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 132 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/21/2006
Fire and Ice by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Amidst the hell that life has become thanks to a terrible deal made with Paul Slater, Susannah discovers the ancient game that they both belong to, between the opposing forces of Dark and Light. Can she save Jesse and end this horrifying cycle?
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 263,705 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/19/2006
The Tree by The Kat Valentine reviews
-Buffy/Faith- Faith isn't lonely, she swears she's not. Buffy's got only one idea to bring some good cheer to the Dark Slayer, and it's in the form of a little Christmas glee.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Buffy S., Faith L.
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by The Kat Valentine reviews
-First in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Gotham City is the new home to lackluster journalist Harvey Tinkle, a failure in most respects. But when she meets Cleveland, her neighbor, she's in for more than she bargained for. Enter: the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,404 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Joker - Complete
Valentines RunIn by Emma Stargaze reviews
AU story. Kags/ Kouga. Kagome goes to the bar to give Inuyasha a valentines present, & finds him with Kikyo. Almost-rape included. all are clothed, though.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Kagome H., Kouga
To Make A Million by Bright Morning Star reviews
Flat broke and in need of quick cash, Calvin schemes to steal an item from the future to 'invent' in the present - but time-thievery is risky business. An ally who has something in common with Calvin may save the day...if he can believe the impossible.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,493 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008
Dearest by Looney Looney Looney Luna reviews
A collection of letters between Hector and Maria De Silva.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007
The Fifth Sense by LolliliciousLolly reviews
...You know that you have a hard life when, upon waking up in the morning, there's no way to tell if you're still sleeping... [AU, SJ.] Suze lacks something that we all take for granted. But she has an ability that we can only dream of... [COMPLETE]
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,844 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
Fade by Sweet Apocalypse reviews
Everyone has this stereotype of everyone else. Complete.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
The Confessional by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Warning: HIGHLY SCARY. Susannah confesses something TOP secret to Monsignor Constantine... erm...well, at least she thinks its him. [Father Dom's POV, one shot]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
The Secret Lives of The Mediator Characters by SweetestReject reviews
Unexpected secrets of the mediator characters!
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/15/2004
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Isabella the Bloody reviews
Bella gets her period. Ruh-roh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011
Working Girl reviews
In the seedy underbelly of the Big Apple, Massie tries to stay alive. Can a certain cop pull her out of misery?
Clique - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Massie B., Derrington
Strawberry Cake reviews
When Virginia gets into a taxi with a dangerous stranger, her life becomes a whirlwind of death, pain and pastries. WARNINGS: Strong language, not about the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2008
Minimum Wage reviews
Massie is forced to get a job. Set in late summer.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
The Lana Song reviews
Oh, come on. You all knew this was coming.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Lana L./Valkyrie - Complete
Disney Mania Mediator Style reviews
Taking all your favourite childhood memories of old Disney classics, and screwing them up beyond belief. Send reviews for any song requests. THIS WAS SEVENTH GRADE, HAHA. Please ignore this story!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006
Acid reviews
Like acid, he poured it in my eyes, rubbing it in that I would never have her. A little reflection on Suze. [Choppy, but written at two A.M.]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Open Window reviews
Jesse is taking after Paul in the stalkery category. After this fanfic, Suze must be scared. [Oh, by golly, this is terrible.]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
I'm a Meddie Girl reviews
This is a silly spoof on Aqua's Barbie Girl.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete