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Joined 08-13-05, id: 877043
Author has written 47 stories for Harry Potter.

Meh, the other story didn't work out. So I came back with something bigger and better. Blackmail. Is back.

:) For good, guys.

A List of Reasons Why Kiki (SiriuslyFunny) and I Are Pretty Much Amazing:
1. Beware of the pancakes.
2. Wonder Bread vs. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
3. Clone Sirius vs. Real Sirius.
4. Our Animagi forms. Oh yes, we have Animagi forms. Fear it.
5. Our godawful perverted minds.
6. Our beyond-hilarious stories.
7. Our flaky love lives.
8. The fact that we've been friends for like two years now. Even though Kiki DELETED OUR FRIENDSHIP STORY! .
9. Ron is secretly gay.
10. Santa likes me more.
11. Maybe Kiki will dedicate another chappie to me? ;)
12. The fact that we both failed miserably at fictionpress.
13. Our obsession with shopping and boys and everything in between.
14. How we can listen to the same song on repeat for hours.
15. Angel, Brennan, Anthony, and Aaron. Lolz, we were so cool.
16. The fact that we live so close to each other.
17. We're probably both better looking than like... everyone?
18. We're probably better in general than like everyone.
19. Our joint account (check it out) TwOpEaSiNaHpWoRlD.
20. We're both the coolest morks in the world. XP

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Blackmail reviews
DxHr. A war is about to be initiated between Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Because Hermione Granger saw something that she wasn't supposed to see. Hermione Granger has blackmail.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,939 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Are You Afraid of the Dark? reviews
HxD SLASH! Again, I had this up then took it down. Harry did NOT want to be lying there, side by side with Draco Malfoy to begin with. It didn't make it better that Malfoy appeared to be afraid of the dark... and looking to Harry for comfort! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Negative Four Degrees, Yet Surprisingly Steamy reviews
HxD SLASH! Yeah, I've posted this before, but I took it down. I dunno why. Harry and Draco find themselves locked in a freezer. Rating is just because of the pairing nothing graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven? reviews
DxHr. Draco has a crush on Hermione. So when he hears her talking about pink up lines, he borrows a book from the library full of them. But when a pureblood attempts to figure out muggle phrases, chaos ensues. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
As The Candle Dies reviews
SLASH! DxH. I remember that night. That night, when you blew out the candle, and said, oh so seductively, “I like it better when it's dark.” But now, the wax is dripping. And the light is dimming. The candle I'm holding is going out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Tangled Web We Weave reviews
Sequel to The Grinch Who Stole My Heart. DxHr. Hermione and Draco are reunited, but it results in a dire situation. This time it's Draco in trouble. Can Hermione save him, or will they have to say good bye again, once and for all?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Draco M.
AAAAAHHHHH! Amazing Adventures of the Marauders! reviews
AU. The marauders are at Hogwarts, and trust me, it'll be a very interesting seven years. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,815 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
When I Knew reviews
ONESHOT. When do you know when all hope is gone? Hermione knows. All hope is gone in her world. And she knows it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Let Go reviews
ONESHOT. HxHr. They say... they say that he killed himself. But I know. I killed him. SUICIDE WARNING!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All That I've Got reviews
ONESHOT. HxHr. Hermione has just died, leaving Harry lost in his own mind. Leaving him to fall. Summary sucks, but give it a shot. It's actually pretty sad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
New Symbols reviews
ONESHOT. HxHr. Hermione reflects on the symbols of her and Harry's love. Or, ever since his death, the lack of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
And He's Gone reviews
ONESHOT. DxHr. Hermione's POV Gone... gone... gone... Draco Malfoy is gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'll Be Laughing reviews
ONESHOT. Not slash. 'Sirius, you're my mate and all, but I have to tell you the truth. If you ever die, I'll laugh at your funeral' 'Well guess what buddy boy, I'll be laughing at your funeral too'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Hands reviews
ONESHOT. HxHr. I remember hands. So soft, tangled in mine. I remember hands. So cold, drenched in blood. The hands belong to that of Harry Potter. But Harry is gone. Forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The One I'm Waiting For reviews
ONESHOT. NOT A SONG FIC! HxHr. You are what gave my life a meaning. Because you taught me that 'love' is a lot different from 'like'. Because I have a feeling that even if I let most of my heart go on, part of it would still belong to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ponderings of a Lost Soul reviews
ONESHOT. Gone away, never to be seen again. My soul, detached from my body. I feel nothing. For all has gone away with my spirit. Which is lost in the haze of life...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
My One and Only reviews
ONESHOT. DxHr. I will never be able to appreciate things... never again. For when I find myself pondering all things that are good, my thoughts drift to you. And unlike most good things, your memory burns.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Moon's Curse reviews
ONESHOT. And I was trapped in a room of nightmares... With nothing to take that away. But I was determined. To save Sirius. Who wasn't even there... And that image, of him falling, no light to illuminate his face, into a world of darkness... it haunts me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Your Suffocating Embrace reviews
DxHr. ONESHOT. Even if you embrace me until it's suffocating, we will never become one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
DxG. ONESHOT. And there was a moment. A single moment, when we defied science, and fire and ice met. And in that moment, anything was possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Success reviews
ONESHOT. Harry's POV. Success. What is it? Success is different from person to person. It all depends on the point of view. For me, success is just to be happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Last Man Standing reviews
ONESHOT. Harry's POV. And with that, the green light collides with my chest, and all is lost.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Sad reviews
ONESHOT. DxHr. Hermione's POV. I'm sad. I'm sad that we were together. I'm sad that we're apart. I'm sad that he's gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Okay reviews
ONESHOT. DxHr Hermione's POV. Hermione, I'm sorry about this. I truly am. I'm not going to be okay without you. But, one day, you'll be okay without me. You'll be okay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Desperate reviews
ONESHOT. Draco's POV. Why won't anything help me? I'm panicking. All I want is to be okay. To be good. I am desperate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
L is For the Way You Look At Me reviews
ONESHOT. RxHr. Love is a crazy thing. What exactly is it? Well, I describe love as one thing. Indescribable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Until the Full Moon reviews
ONESHOT. OotP spoilers. Remus writes a letter to his two deceased friends, remembering the good times. A fic for all that believe in happy endings!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
Broken reviews
ONESHOT. OotP spoilers. Harry's lost everything he's ever had. Now, even the mirror is broken. And that was his last connection to Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Laughing Makes You Live Longer reviews
ONESHOT. Loneliness tugs at my heart, never letting me forget it. An aching, trobbing pain fills my stomach. NOT TWINCEST!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2006 - George W. - Complete
Together reviews
ONESHOT. HxHr. There's an empty space in my heart. Aching, ripping me from inside out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Magic 8 Ball reviews
ONESHOT. DxHr. MAJOR drabble. Hermione asks her magic 8 ball the question that she needs to know the answer to. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Because I'm Harry Potter reviews
ONESHOT. Power. It is my destiny. Harry's POV. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Because of the Rain reviews
ONESHOT HxHr. I know that he will always be with me. All because of the rain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Whispering to Us reviews
ONESHOT. HxHr. They're whispering Harry. About us. To us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's Eyes reviews
ONESHOT. DxP. Studies show that a person's eyes are the first thing another person sees. And I agree.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
The Grinch Who Stole My Heart reviews
COMPLETE! DxHr. Hermione has always had a good life. But that all changes in a whirlwind of events. Now, she's on her own, the whole world against her. Who will she turn to for help? HBP never happened. Very AU. Read and review, morks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Happily Ever After reviews
ONESHOT. Hermione's POV. 'Prince Charming existed to save her, to love her, and cherish her. They had unconditional love, and lived happily ever after. Real life is different.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
In the Light of the Moon reviews
ONESHOT.DxHr. Draco and Hermione meet out by the lake on a very pretty night. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Angel reviews
ONESHOT. JxL. Lily's POV on the night that her and James were killed. R&R, morks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Music Box reviews
ONESHOT Harry is dead, and Voldemort has taken over. Hermione and Draco are taken hostage. A little bit of DxHr, but not much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Twelve Days Of Christmas reviews
ONESHOT DxHr. Draco has just died, and Hermione misses him dearly. Can she cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Inspiration reviews
ONESHOT. Inspiration. What exactaly is it? It's how you live. But, is it really? Can you live without inspiration? My first HxHr! R&R, morks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Gonna Soak in its Downpour reviews
ONESHOT. Everybody knows you can drown in water. But did you know that you can drown in your own memories? DxHr. Contains character death, and minor HBP spoilers. Based off of the song Rooftop by Melissa McClelland
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Memories Don't Last Forever reviews
ONE SHOT A friend is there to help you up when you fall. A best friend pees himself laughing, and trips you again. Remus remembers Sirius after his death. OOtP spoilers. Contains suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
So, Where DOES Your Heart Reside? reviews
ONESHOT.JamesLily. Explains my sn a little bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Shattered Reflections reviews
Alone in his home, Harry's mind wanders to things that he despratly wanted to forget. Oneshot. Minor spoilers and Character death. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A fire that burns within reviews
ONESHOT Everybody has something that they want to do in life. Something that they HAVE to do. But what if the rest of your life crumbles on your way to your destination? After the final battle, contains suicide and HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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