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Joined 08-13-05, id: 877096, Profile Updated: 06-19-11
Author has written 3 stories for Chobits, Lucky Star, and Pokémon.

NO EXHAUSTED, YOU ARE THE DEMONS

(I sure hope no one sees this profile update and assumes it means I'm still writing. I hate fanfiction too much to ever create it again. That would be like building a creationist murder robot. Why would I do that?)

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In Sotto Voce by The Wolfess reviews
"Sotto voce (adv): under the breath. In an undertone. Also, in a private manner. The speaker gives the impression of uttering involuntarily a truth which may surprise, shock, or offend." Hyrule Warriors AU. Zelimpa. Longshot turned Novella.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,094 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Impa, Zelda] Link
To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity will reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 510,671 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 9/23/2011
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30369 - Favs: 16,782 - Follows: 14,610 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5311 - Favs: 3,834 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Butcher's Bill by storybookknight reviews
Quarrel was allergic to bee stings, and now Taylor is the Butcher - but the Administrator shard is strong enough to hold off the voices in her head, for now. What will Taylor do, when circumstances conspire to keep her on the wrong side of the law?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,672 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 11/19/2014
Following the Phoenix by hezzel reviews
A single-/dual-point-of-departure spinoff from Less Wrong's brilliant story "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", branching away in Chapter 81. Hermione is sent to Azkaban, but Harry is not about to give up. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like his enemy is about to leave things alone either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 256,343 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Memento Mori by northno.3 reviews
In the years after the war, Ty Lee chases ghosts. Azula confronts her own hubris and remembers her mortality. Azula/Ty Lee. Discontinued.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,417 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,690 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 3,091 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,138 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Nanoha Takamachi and the Wizarding World by Ryvaken Lucius Tadrya reviews
The White Devil is back at Hogwarts for another year, only this time she has to deal with a part time mage job as well as mysterious attacks, an old injustice, and a boy-hero who can't go two months without putting his life in danger. Book two of the Lyrical Witch series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,270 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Nanoha T., Fate T.
In Fire Forged by OmgImPwned reviews
In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sakura H.
Here Be Dragons by rgm0005 reviews
There was fire in my blood. Scales beneath my skin. I could feel them both, trying to burst free-but I had to hold on. I tried not to give in, no matter how badly I wanted to hurt them. But everything has it's limits and this was the end of mine. What if Taylor had gotten Lung's powers instead of the Administrator Shard?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Skitter
Hope Through Overwhelming Firepower by Border42 reviews
The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.
Crossover - Gunbuster & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 75,958 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter - Complete
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
Nanoha Takamachi and the School of Witchcraft by Ryvaken Lucius Tadrya reviews
A few months after retiring home to England, former TSAB Admiral Graham finds himself attacked by men with pointy sticks and strange magic. He calls in help and sets Nanoha and Fate on a wild ride through the British Wizarding World. Book one of the Lyrical Witch series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,594 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
My Name Is Haruno Sakura by Zephyras reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,851 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Postnuptial Disagreements by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
Years after his parents survived Heaven's Feel, the son of Kayneth and Sola-Ui finds himself in a different sort of supernatural tournament. But can he survive superpowered alien females, scheming businessmen, and his own partner's urge to strangle him?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,727 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - No. 105/Benitsubasa - Complete
Life sucks! by Useful Oxymoron reviews
Series of related and progressive short stories about some our Claymores and Awakened Ones trying to get by in the modern world among the hordes of ordinary humans. And suffering indignity upon indignity along the way as they do so.
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,536 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Clare, Ophelia
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,396 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Youngest Channeler by viggen reviews
Saidar changes those who channel it, especially the very young. Hidden among girls wearing white, the youngest channeler begins her trip through the white marble halls toward attainment of the shawl, but her enemies are legion. Book 4 Chapter 8 posted.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 137,486 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/14/2007
Aucune Defense Pour Toi by D. Geheimnis reviews
Fleur is not an expert in the ways of love, but in Hermione's final year with time running out, the learning curve is steep. Written, with permission, as a companion piece to Dreiser's "No Defense for You" in Fleur's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 176,129 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 4,653 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 4,628 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Crystal Energy by Twilights Herald reviews
The TSAB decides to send two of its' youngest agents to infiltrate Garderobe Academy just as the Azure Sky Sapphire is re-discovered. A Lyrical Nanoha/Mai-Otome Crossover. Fate/Nanoha, shoujou ai. EDIT: Chapter 12 updated with new material, See A/N
Crossover - Mai HiME & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 247,927 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009
Fuseki by katachresis reviews
Azula only wants what's rightfully hers. Azula x Katara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,457 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Azula, Katara
Couch Trips by Sarge4 reviews
Book 12 - What I did on my summer vacation. Epilogues and a Side Story.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 151 - Words: 624,161 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 5/28/2002
Path of Seduction by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
Sephiroth has a plan to get Aeris' power completely under his control but as the effect she has on him grows, it becomes difficult to tell which one of them is being seduced. Ch. 31: Magic voice inside my head, what's it like being stone cold dead?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,757 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 7/25/2001 - Aerith G., Sephiroth
Ranma the Amorous Oversexed Nympho by WFROSE reviews
Hmm, almost 7 sporadic years on this story, my sexy self feels kinda pathetic and no life-ish at the moment...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 194,374 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2001
Astraea Lake by Lestaki reviews
Kaname X Momomi. Recalling a long and bitter past and facing an uncertain future, the best liars in all of Astraea must learn something new. Sincerity. A prequal fic. Complete.
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 76 - Words: 442,062 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
With The Mind by WaterGhost reviews
Love is blind, and that doesn't make it any easier to hold on to the one you love. Sachiko and Yumi reflect on their past, and wonder if they can move on, or even if they want to.
Maria-sama ga Miteru - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,039 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006
Autrefois by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
FEMSLASH. BubblesButtercup. Bubbles' POV. Buttercup is such a romantic charmer, even her own sister is falling under her spell. Please review. CH 5 UP!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,176 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Bubbles, Buttercup
Resolution by Vega62a reviews
Continuation of the MaiHiME series. A spring break trip to the beach exposes stilluntied threads both inside and outside of the lives of the HiME. Rated T for violence, language. Possible Shizxnat, Maixtate? Who knows! Chapter 27 now up!
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,317 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006
The Demon's Contract by Ringmaster reviews
Tired of stories where Ranma goes back in time and fixes life so everyone's happy and perfect? Try this Ranma on for size! A contract with a demon gives Ranma a second chance, and he ain't gonna stand for anyone running his life but himself!
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,816 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Ranma, Mara
Alone, Together by Failte200 reviews
Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,373 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
The Sun Does Not Set by Scygnus Darkhawk reviews
Setsuna in Hell? Why? Why doesn't she remember her life? What has lead her away from her precious Konochan so? KonoSetsu fic. Read and find out the answers to these questions
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/24/2006
Ranma's Morning Confession by Ringmaster reviews
Akane accidentally sees Ranma meeting someone. In desperation, Shampoo tries one last potion to win Ranma. What went wrong with it? What the hell is Akane doing with Amazon potions? On herself? Please don't read this story, it embarrasses me
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 129,976 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
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A History in Progress reviews
Extensive searching has given us a glimpse into the past. These tattered fragments of history will help us understand our present. A drabble collection of sorts. Posting for posterity. The result of group work.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Perspective reviews
An older Minoru contemplates the future, and the past. Warning, naughty words. Not complete after all.
Chobits - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006
The Effects of Alcohol on Fidelity reviews
YuiKuroi, because I can. Yuri. Maybe moar some day.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2007