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Joined 08-13-05, id: 877179, Profile Updated: 05-14-10
Author has written 6 stories for Phil Of The Future, Harry Potter, Smallville, and Top Gun.

I suck at profiles. So, enjoy some quotes:


Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...
Bartleby: Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like.
Loki: Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.
Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Loki: Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial, man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer. (Oh, Matt Damon. How I love you.)

Lucas Davenport: "..that fucking Flowers."

Perry: "Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse!?"

Perry: "If you looked up 'idiot' in the dictionary, you know what you'd find?"

Harry: "A picture of me?"

Perry: "NO! The definition of the word 'idiot,' which you fucking are!"

"I don't know where he is! And even if I did...well, I'd probably tell you, because I don't wanna be here anymore." (If anyone can figure out where this is from, and let me know, since I CANNOT remember and Google is terribly uncooperative when I search it, I would be eternally grateful.)

Love,

Lorn

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Endless Black & Broken Promise by saphirefox-irl reviews
Batman needs Crane's help and kidnaps him from Arkham. But is there anything left of Jonathon's mind? And is Bruce loosing his soul? Now with a sequel in which a promise is broken and revenge is required.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,767 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 8/22/2006 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5101 - Favs: 5,062 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
By This We Know Love by Lily Ophelia reviews
She had always known she would never marry. Being lonely was just a part of her life and she had never expected anything else. COMPLETED. Sorry it took me almost two years to complete this. But here you go. Hope it made some of your days a bit better.:)
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,510 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Complete
Monsters by SkyeShined reviews
Once upon a time a little girl was saved from monsters, by a monster. She stayed with her chosen guardian but once another story started she wasn't safe anymore. Her monster savior has to come back, but will he save the girl again or keep her for himself?
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,263 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 3/20/2011
The Taming Of The Prat by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. AU. When Merlin has Uther's son hoisted onto him in an effort to 'straighten Arthur out', Merlin's world is turned upside down by the blonde arse, who makes him confused one minute, want to kill him the next, and reluctantly aroused the next...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,104 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
No One Stands Alone by allgreycats reviews
Four years after leaving the Choctaw Nation, Mattie hires a soon-to-be retired LaBoeuf to escort her to Dallas on business. An outlaw gang, new friends, and Mattie's own growing emotions throw a wrench in the works, however. Mattie/LaBoeuf eventually
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,508 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011
Trapped by havenoclue reviews
Naruto trapped in this impossible relationship with Sasuke. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,402 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad as she wants me to be by RoguesKnight reviews
Ron and Kim have been friends forever, now he wants to try taking it to the next level. However a shocking discovery sends him into the arms of the last person he'd ever expect comfort from. ...RonShego Rated M or MA...not for the kiddies. Complete.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,270 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Season of Miracles by trulywicked reviews
Naruto decides to play secret santa to make his friends wishes come true all while believing that his own wish will never come true. However he'll soon realize that he's not the only secret santa around.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Steamy Winter by Kalira69 reviews
Arthur's complaint leads Merlin to come up with a sensible - and sensual - solution to a somewhat startling winter problem. Arthur/Merlin, Slash
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Little Longer by faorism reviews
AU Merlin/Arthur. In which a law is passed, celebrations are had, and 'yes' will never be spoken aloud. Featuring Senator!Arthur and Activist!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Tied to the Darkness by JusTeasing reviews
1st story - Cloud awakens to find himself trapped in a pitch black room, chained to the wall and defenseless against his sworn enemy's new plan to "defeat" him. But if not with swords... then with what? Rated M for intense sexual content and extreme yum.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,371 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Shackles of Shadow by JusTeasing reviews
2nd story - It's been a week since their last encounter and just when Cloud thinks his nemesis has finally given up on his new plan to claim him as his own... he finds himself giving into temptation once again. Rated M for sexual content and extreme yum.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,885 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Lovers by LazalotAnreads reviews
A year after the murders, something new develops between Justin and Richard.
Murder by Numbers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,917 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Listen For Thunder by Ergott reviews
Every man has his breaking point; Jareth reached his 5 years ago. Every woman has regrets; can Sarah ever make amends? Sequel to Dramatic Orchestrations. JS.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,119 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 4/22/2008
Legends Reborn by Gryvon reviews
Arthur/Merlin. Merlin's life comes crashing to an end when Arthur dies unexpectedly, bringing their destinies to a halt. Destiny draws them together again in the modern world, but Merlin's not the only one who remembers the pas.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Drunken Kisses by Kazuman21 reviews
Daniel persuades Rorschach to accompany him to a bar after their daily route. Sometimes alcohol brings out the worst in people, but sometimes it brings out the truth.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach
You Can't Always Get What You Want by Veracityrules reviews
Padfoot, Wormtail and Prongs know that Moony is gay. But what they don't know is that this 7th year Gryffindor has a secret boyfriend and how will a certain 'straight' canine animagus react when he discovers them in a compromising position? MWPP: MM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,473 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Ginger by WingedPig reviews
Written for the Rorschach kink meme. Full prompt within. Dan/Rorschach slash. IC ? , slight AU, now with added LEMON!
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
My Disgruntled Fox by Kazuman21 reviews
Daniel has a lot to think about when he and Rorschach finally come to an intimate point in their relationship. Rated M for safety.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Midnight Desires by IAmTheGrayArea reviews
Daniel wakes up to find Rorschach in his house once again, but this time there's a new spin. This involves Daniel tying Rorschach onto his bed and having his way with him.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Compromise: I Remember You Well by TorinoBunny reviews
What if Rorschach had decided differently in the wreckage of Karnak? Why would he make such a choice, and what would it mean for himself, Daniel and Veidt's brave new world? Daniel/Walter, spoilers for the graphic novel.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Ah, Screw it All! by Uchiha brothers lover reviews
Naruto-the rich and popular-gets drunk and pays Sasuke-the infamous local prostitute- 3000 dollars for one night of fun. Naruto wants to forget about it, but the certain Uchiha won't let him forget. Rated M for later chapters. Please R&R! NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,401 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ordinary World by I Am Your Spy reviews
In which Manhattan hesitates, Laurie goes to Jupiter, and Dan is left behind in a post-apocalyptic NYC to save Rorschach from himself. Gratuitous fix-it fic, with porn.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Alluring Lullaby by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP slash. AU Dirty Fairytale. Nobleman Draco Malfoy stumbles onto a faerie glade and his life changes when he meets a Nix named Harry. Written as a request by my dear reviewer Chris Imagination444
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,557 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Had to Start Somewhere by Misya reviews
Watchmen fluff. Nite Owl/Rorschach, slashy.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Down a Dark Road by Raythe reviews
Speed/Racer X Rex : While Speed comes to terms with his feelings for Racer X, the corruption of the racing world continues with the introduction of new villains all to eager to take Royalton's place. Speed and Racer X battle against them.
Speed Racer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
Is It Scary by IDOL HANDS reviews
An exploration of magic, the future of the Buckets, and the growing intimacy between the mysterious chocolatier and his young heir. Things seem dark when we do not understand them, but even Willy Wonka has fears that he needs to face. SLASH, chan, lemons
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 193,319 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 6/24/2006
Demon Rising by InferiorBeing reviews
HarryDraco In his second most brilliant plot to date, Lord Voldemort decides to take matters into his own hands and forcefully mold Harry Potter from an enemy to an ally. With no memory of his life before his transformation, Harry asks for only one thing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,426 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Author Steps In by Unique.Nom.De.Plume reviews
CHASTINE! BURNIN DOWN THE FOURTH WALL! A series of small stand alone episodes that share the same circumstances, so they're posted as different chapters in one story. Rated for later chapters. FLAME ME! I DARE YA! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008
Only Fools Rush In by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash - When Ginny breaks things off with him, Harry turns to his work partner Draco for comfort, but can Draco provide more than just simple friendship and a couch to sleep on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,784 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Tale Retold by magiknight reviews
An adult Version. New chapter.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,255 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/14/2006
Testosterone Boys and Harlequinn Girl by yaoininja reviews
Set during TDK. “What do you want?” Bruce said, his braver voice returning to him. The Joker simply chuckled as if he was asked a simple question. “Well the answer is simple, silly! I want you,”. BrucexJoker Rated M for language and slash. Now, a Oneshot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Misery Business is Simply Theatrics by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
The boys are hiking through the rocky roads of adolescence with a crazed principle, weirdo teachers, raging hormones, strange realizations, new talents and new tortures. It's bound to be a long fanfic with lots of fluff & angst ahead. STYLE coupling
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,702 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Go Pantsless While You're At It by Unique.Nom.De.Plume reviews
A good old fashioned smutty Chastine fic. You can't expect much more from me than that, I don't have he attention span for plots and chapters and what have you. Feel free to flame! I'll laugh at your displeasure.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
What a Beautiful Day! by RandomRei reviews
Just a little ficlet that popped into my head. Beware there be Slash! H/W
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Escape From Oblivion by GobSmackt reviews
Harry Potter is completely oblivious and Hermione Granger is sick of hiding her love for him. So adorning a sinfully seductive dress she decides to do something about it. NEW CHAPTER UPDATE And if you're REALLY interested, an author's note in my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,694 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothingness by Yokokitsu reviews
Kisame and Itachi have tracked the Kyuubi into Northern country. Unfortunately, Sasuke has as well. Will Kisame let Itachi settle this final battle, or will he be forced to protect this new dynamic in their partnership? Rated for later chapters. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Dream A Little Dream Of Me by faorism reviews
Soku. Exhaustion edging up on the both of us, Riku placed his hand on my hip in a slightly possessive manner and I couldn't help but ask myself before falling asleep, 'What did I just do...'
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,360 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Wholly Addicted To You by FruchiSeka reviews
When Sora finds a new neighbour moving in next door: neither does he expect to find a hole in his bathroom wall the next morning nor an odd attraction to who he sees through it. Will love blossom or will it be sealed like the hole in the wall? RxS AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,079 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Sweet Motivation by Memorialfire reviews
Winter strikes and Axel has come down with a cold. It is now up to his ever loving boyfriend to nurse him back to health using unique techniques. AU . Semi-crack . Akuroku . M for Smut
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Interruptions by Kuko-chan reviews
Post KH2. "I swear to god, if one more person knocks on my door and interrupts me, I’m going to murder them!" Sora just can't catch a break when it comes to courting Riku. Two-shot RxS smut.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,196 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Fool Me Twice by QuirkQuirk reviews
Finding himself suckered into a winter trip to a ski resort, Roxas must deal with all of the crazy events that come his way... as well as face up to some old issues that just can't seem to be left behind. AxelRoxas AU COMPLETE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,563 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Had a Bad Day by boldly reviews
Bad days were bound to happen. Roxas just had no idea how bad they could get. Oneshot. AkuRoku smut.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Turns of Fate by Cassie Jamie reviews
The darkness hiding the danger. Ben/Riley
National Treasure - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
life in reverse by silhouetted reviews
BrianRome slash Brian laughs. He says, "Suki, I think I have to stay here forever.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
That Loving Feeling by Miskit reviews
Iceman has been left with the job of helping Maverick pull through after Goose's death. Preslash. Iceman/Maverick tones.
Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Midsummer's Nightmare by PaisleyRose reviews
She was too old to be turned to a goblin too young to be kept by him damn her innocent eyes. Too young to keep, he kept telling himself. Too young, too young… But being a immortal, all a Goblin King had to do was wait, time was on his side. He would win.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 115,429 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Riley McPoole by HI MY NAME IS uncool reviews
In which there is a bet and ensuing insanity. More Ben/Riley, Riley/Ben, Briley all over the place. And hinted Abigail/Sadusky. Spread the love.
National Treasure - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Ghost in the Bathroom by SexyGhirardelliMmmm reviews
Remus, our favorite werewolf, has seen it all: blood, guts, the ugliness of humanity. But for once, he'll experience love in the form of a ghost named Sirius Black. Sirius has got one little quirk though: he haunts the bathroom. Specifically, the bath tub
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,627 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Where The Hell Is Magic Lake? by QuirkQuirk reviews
Who would have thought so much could go wrong on what started out as a simple camping trip? Includes rainbow rafts, marshmallow sucking, skinnydipping, boybands, and skidoos… also known as jet skis. AkuRoku AU COMPLETE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,388 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Sleepless Nights by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Kabuto cannot seem to sleep, and Orochimaru is the only one who can solve this little problem. KabuOro. A late xmas gift for someone XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Twas the Night by Erisabesu reviews
SasuNaru. "It was too damn early for this." Some Fluff and Romance, because it was asked of me, lol. YAOI. Christmas fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,007 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Prince Sasuke has to get married. Or screwed. Mostly? Screwed. Uchihacest. Hinted GaaNaru. Warning: Incest and Language! And crack. Lots and lots of crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Santa, Baby by KebertXela reviews
Guess who's home for the holidays?One shot. Shota, Yaoi, Incest. Lemon. ItaXSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Contradictions by Yami B666 reviews
Damned if things couldn't get any weirder between them. [SeiferHayner oneshot, contains lemon.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Urban Cowboy by thisislandgirl reviews
All Nick wanted to do was a save a horse. All Warrick wanted to do was ride his cowboy. NickWarrick suggestive mm, mind the rating
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Warrick B., Nick S. - Complete
Day From Hell by thisislandgirl reviews
He was scared to death and frozen in place. NickWarrick
CSI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Nick S., Warrick B. - Complete
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Picture Perfect by ToriMiu reviews
After a night of hot sex, Naruto finds a picture of... himself? Under Sasuke's pillow? Naruto's not about to let this opportunity to tease Sasuke pass, and Sasuke's revenge is all the more sweet and spiteful. Warning: SasuxNaru, Lemon, Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
More Than Words Can Say by Lunezx reviews
Is Katsuki's birthday and Jin is no where to be found
Love Mode - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Elizabeth Who? by Third Person Omniscient reviews
If Will got lonely, what would happen? Would he turn to Elizabeth? What if she wasn't available? Who then? Post AWE. SPOILERS! WillxJack Slash. M for future chapters
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
PLEASE by fatalxbeautee reviews
Her mouth was covered in a red, crusty substance. It was disgusting.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Kairi, Riku - Complete
Guess Who's Back by CrimsonStreaks reviews
Jack carried on with his life for a few months after Project Mayhem. His new apartment, new job, and life in general forces him to sink lower and lower into depression. He has therapy, medication. After a while, it becomes too much. Someone's back. Slash.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,841 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
Never Meant To by Oni Isis reviews
AU ArtistPhotographer Serena Kingsley never matched business tycoon, Darien Marinelli. However the love affaire ended when Darien chose a marriage of convenience, leaving Serena devastated in more then one way...
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,999 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Oblivious by A Moment In Subtext reviews
[CoryShawn][Implied EricJason] Eric and Morgan think Cory and Shawn are oblivous, while Cory and Shawn think the same about them, and it seems only Feeny knows all sides of the story.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Don't Dream It's Over by MidnightBlue88 reviews
AndyBrian slash. When Andy comes home from college for winter break, Brian finds that a lot can change in 3 months. He has doubts about where they really stand, even as his own feelings grow beyond his control. [Sequel to 'When You Call My Name']
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,825 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006
Uchiha's Game by ame shiroi reviews
He makes the cutest noises when I ‘play’ with him. He smiles almost coyly at me and says in a childish voice “Aniki, come play with me.” Threeshot. Itasasu. Lemon, uchihacest. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by QuirkQuirk reviews
Adopting a new pet is always an undertaking, but when Roxas picks up a stray dog one seemingly normal summer day, he gets himself into a lot more than he bargained for... AU AxelRoxas COMPLETE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,482 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
7 Sins of Wayne, 7 Sins of Crane by UnexpectedNudity reviews
SLASH WayneCrane. A series of 7 drabbles, each 111 words long and based on a mortal sin. Implied BDSM. Within span of movie. Pride, Avarice, Lust, Gluttony, Sloth, Envy, Wrath.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Much Ado About Jealousy by A Moment In Subtext reviews
[CoryShawn] Just a little 'argument' in the middle of the relationship.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Ultimatum by A Moment In Subtext reviews
[CoryShawn] AU ending to 'An Affair To Forget.' Slight TopangaJennifer at the end.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Counseling by Kyoui-chan reviews
Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke are not in need of counseling. Or so they say. [Uchihacest, One shot, PWP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Wonders of Winry's Body by fatalxbeautee reviews
Ed finally realizes how much of woman Winry is. With a little help from Mustang, of course.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2007
Ensnared by PinkElephant42 reviews
DracoNeville, DracoBlaise, oneshot. Draco keeps Neville around as a gardener, but Neville is looking for more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Unspoken Rules by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Orochimaru and Kabuto each have their own set of rules to the game that only they share, but none of this is spoken. Trial and error become the only ways of learning, and when someone takes what they cannot give, problems arrise.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Sometimes You Wonder by Lover of Angelus reviews
Sometimes you wonder what it was that got him to fly, what it was that got him to spread his wings, and just take off. Ice x Mav SLASH.
Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Dangerous by Lover of Angelus reviews
You had always been attracted to the more dangerous things in life and when you first laid eyes on Maverick, you knew that you would fall, and fall hard. Ice x Maverick SLASH
Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Variations of Love by Wicked Wonder reviews
Sequel to Variations of Hope. Life moves on, and we grow as it does. Heed the warnings! Slash.
Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by Axelai reviews
Twilight Town's school basketball game is in session, and Hayner's team wins. Seifer wants revenge for his humiliation. Oneshot HaynerXSeifer Hayner X Seifer Yaoi Lemons
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Holiday at the Onsen by SexyGhirardelliMmmm reviews
Military outing to the hot springs during Christmas break. Roy feels something is missing in his life, and Ed ponders how to confess his affection for the colonel without hurting his dignity.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Change My Stripes by Sephiroth's Stalker reviews
It's hard enough being a senior in high school. It's even harder when your best friend is in love with you, and you're not attracted to other guys. But then, why can't you stop staring at your new English teacher? Riku.x.Sora & Squall.x.Sora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 122,086 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 2/12/2004
Set Fire To The Third Bar by leobrat reviews
Neela Rosgotra and Doug Ross Could they be any more of a cliche?
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
I Dare You by Wolf Blossom reviews
Kagome and a bunch of her friends, including her worst enemy Inuyasha, were all playing I Dare You. If Kagome declines Inuyasha's dare, she has to sleep with him. But when Inuyasha dares Kagome to marry him... hell erupts. InuKag [COMPLETED]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,474 - Reviews: 5429 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Midnight Blue by vintage demigoddess reviews
Rory is your typical naive girl. What happens when on holiday in Spain she meets the mysterious Finn without his usual band of merry men and sober!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,015 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Rory G., Finn - Complete
Symbol by TheRabidHOBBITFangirls reviews
TylerNarrator slash. You wonder what it would be like, being deaf, having to read off of Tyler's lips everything he has ever said. Having to look at that split and bruised and tantalizing mouth forever.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
When You Call My Name by MidnightBlue88 reviews
Oneshot, Brian’s POV. After detention, Brian and Andy lean on one another for support and relief from their stifling family situations. As the months go on, they find that their bond is deeper than they realized. AndyBrian friendship, eventual slash.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,632 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Paint Job by Horribibble reviews
“It looks like the drag race fairy puked on your car.”:Riku ..In which Axel misbehaves, Roxas remembers the 'angry means cute' clause a liiittle too late, and Sora does a happy dance. Shonenai. RikuxSora AxelxRoxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Minion by Gevaisa reviews
In his home country of Latveria, it's Doctor Doom who is the hero, and Reed Richards who is the villain... Rating is for sexual content.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 89 - Words: 180,032 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Ion by Kage Chikara reviews
A relationship is more about what isn't said than what is. DickBruce. One shot. Just an idea I wanted to play with.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Infidelity by Chibi Neko-Chan2 reviews
Once Unplanned Attraction. He needed a change. She was lonely. So they have an affair. Guess everything isn't simple and clean. SK. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,645 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
ISpy by abraxis reviews
Complete. KS. Established relationship. Spock is keeping something secret from Jim.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Published: 6/27/2006 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Meddling and Melding by abraxis reviews
Complete. KS. What was really going on in “Requiem for Methuselah” and what happened afterward. First time story. AU since in my universe Gol never happens.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,872 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2006 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Furry Things from the Realm of Your Dreams by Synthetic Shade of Blue reviews
The cocky son of a pub owner, The Black Family heir, a sickly lycanthrope, an unconfident midget, a greasyhaired goth, a fiery redhead, a scatterbrained schoolgirl, and a dark lord causing all kinds of trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
Freedom's Consequence, Rapture's Reward by CelticSass reviews
PostHogwarts,DMHG Pairing: When trying to fulfill the terms of a relative's will Hermione Granger enters into a dangerous bargain with her childhood nemesis Draco Malfoy. Fate conspires against Hermione and the arrangment grows more complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,345 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Night Before by KGrint reviews
Hermione wakes up in the morning,... with Ron? Find out how that happened. And what happens as a result. Will they finally be together! Set as an alternate book 6, withouth the whole, Lavendar Brown incident. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,904 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Life Ain't Always Beautiful by maggdmns reviews
AU. When he hears about Ennis’s divorce from Alma, Jack also divorces from Lureen. So when Jack goes to see Ennis, he has nowhere else to go. Ok, so yeah, its my first fanfic.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,050 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006
Blue Rescue by fatalxbeautee reviews
After a heated fight between Ed and Winry, unexpected visitors come to the Rockbell home... VERY unexpected.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005
Dance with me by nealandkel4eva reviews
i totally forgot i had written this i'll try to update as soon as i can, hopefully soonokay, so basically it's your usual story of what happens after Kellermans. definite BabyJohnny, possible LisaBilly. rated for saftey cuz i never know what i'll write
Dirty Dancing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/22/2006
Patterns of Madness by toestastegood reviews
[Slash] For once, Reed forgets to think before he acts, and gets swept up in the tide of madness surrounding Johnny. [JohnnyReed One Shot]
Fantastic 4 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Complete
Snogging Nog by Ineffabilitea reviews
In which Sirius pulls off a Christmas prank, Remus makes a list, James is overdramatic, and Peter is concerned for Remus' health. RLSB Slash. Now complete with Part Two: Stripping Solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Compliments from John by Aydine reviews
A cryptic period of a day in the life of John and Chas, but not without straightforward consequences. Chastine.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
Somebody's Hero by Dakota-Jones reviews
John isn't invincible. He and Chas are forced to learn this the hard way, after a brutal attack leaves John with months of helpless recovery and only his young apprentice to give him hope. Chastine, COMPLETED!
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Complete
Variations Of Hope by Wicked Wonder reviews
Though we may change, our love is constant.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
Revelations by Nefyr reviews
Tyler lets the narrator realize something. PWP, slash.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
Poke by Jiia-chan reviews
WARNING THIS STORY CONTAINS A LEMON. A YAOI LEMON. If you don't like lemons, leave me alone. A lonely night on the roof leads Kyo and Yuki to things Akito would not approve of.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Alla Prima by silentsister reviews
Their fights were generally spectacular...as if by quarreling over the small things they could avoid the elephants in the room. [PWP, Oneshot]
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Complete
Give Me A Hand by Runzia reviews
Jack has woken up aroused. Tyler has come back. Jack meet with Tyler face to face. Tyler asks for a helping hand. PostMovie. Slash. TylerJack.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Complete
Roadtrip by Dakota-Jones reviews
For once, Chas is allowed to go with John somewhere. Problem? 'Going somewhere' involves a multiday roadtrip from LA to Chicago. Hijinks and emotional turmoil ensue.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005
Comics by dokichan reviews
A small conversation between Hellboy and Myers.
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Greenhouse Six by Claggart reviews
Neville inherits a bottle of rare wine, and plans to drink it alone as he watches some exotic night-blooming flowers. For some reason unknown to him, he brought along an extra glass. Draco Malfoy takes it as an invitation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Neville L., Draco M.
It's Never Too Late by Cress reviews
Joey-Chandler slash, occurring after the series finale of Friends. In this world, there is no such thing as a Joey spinoff in L.A. Not for Mondler fans. Now rated R.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Joey T., Chandler B.
A Stolen Moment by Shinigami8419 reviews
Paris is desperate to set things right. He can't bear the thought of his people dying over him. He intends to confront Menelaus but it takes an enemy soldier to show him the folly of his naive expectations. PWP. !SLASH! AchilliesParis FINALLY FINISHED!
Troy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 5/22/2004
What He Wanted by Icecubey reviews
-Archived- - Hawksong - He wanted her. Badly. ZaneDanica
In The Forests of the Night - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
The fifth rule by Is0lde reviews
SLASH. The Narrator rides the bus in the middle of the night, and guess who gets on? AU fic in which Tyler is a real person.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2005
Constant Craving by Kismet2 reviews
In which John has a sleepless night, and comes to some interesting conclusions regarding his tempting apprentice (with just the teensiest bit of help from an outside source.) Slash. ConstantineChas
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2005
Living For the Only Thing I Know by DrWorm reviews
Life is pornography with practical notes written in the margins. George is so engrossed by his son that he has forgotten the boy from thirty years ago. Slash.
Back to the Future - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2005
Aquarium Epiphany by Sephiroth's Stalker reviews
A game of UNO takes a turn for the worse, or perhaps, the better... A pointless Riku & Sora one-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Complete
Need is too needy by Komikitty reviews
Rated PG for language. Hellboy finally reveals what he needs. No Liz bashing, but no LizHellboy either. This is a MyersHellboy. Nothing explicit...except for the swearing.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Playing Your Hand by Gryvon reviews
Rusty/Linus. Sequel to "Changing the Stakes". Linus goes to Danny with relationship problems.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Rusty, Linus - Complete
Changing the Stakes by Gryvon reviews
Rusty/Linus. Rusty needs a girl. Maybe.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Rusty, Linus - Complete
Drive and Stare by shadeshark reviews
Pre-movies, set in high school. Rome gets an answer. Rating for strong language and some sensual reference. Slash. BR.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2004
Love and Money by Cress reviews
Joey:Chandler slash. For Olivia, who requested a plot from TOW Five Steaks and an Eggplant.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Keeper of the Stars by leobrat reviews
What if Will was not Elizabeth's true love, but only meant to watch over her until she found him? What if Jack did not come into Port Royal by accident? (JE)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004
Certainly Unexpected by Colimbina reviews
JackWill SLASH. Will and Elizabeth aren’t as well suited as they had thought. Capitan Jack Sparrow to the rescue, or at least something vaguely resembling rescue.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003
Confused by Blood57 reviews
H+F! Hermione has many thoughts on her mind, including her dead parents and her crush, Fred. What happens when Fred comforts her after a nightmare and fall asleep with her? How will they explain themselves to Mr.W. And what is the thong that just HAPPENS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 4/23/2003 - George W., Hermione G.
Synonyms by redtoes reviews
The whole synonyms/antonyms series. What would happen if Jan and Missy suddenly found they had chemistry? COMPLETE with EPILOGUE
Bring it On - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,449 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2003 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Complete
100 Words by Tyler Bateman Esq reviews
You are not your summary.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Complete
Pills, Pills, Pills by Molotov Chaser reviews
Read the story~not the summary. Rated R for language, adult content, and adult situations. There may be Tyler/Jack details in chapters after 1.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2002
Getting Lucky by Cori Lannam reviews
The morning after the night before gives Casey and Dan something to think about. Dan/Casey slash.
Sports Night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/1999 - Complete
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Head Case reviews
Maverick considers his Iceman-fixation and is interrupted...by himself? Twoshot, most likely, though I may add more if the fancy strikes.
Top Gun - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
A Dicey Situation reviews
Hermione plus Draco plus magical sex dice. Dude, what's better than that? Don't answer that. I probably don't wanna know. By the way, as you have probably already deduced, this story is rated M for a reason. Don't like it, don't click the thing! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Word reviews
There's only one word to describe Pete Mitchell...Oneshot for now. IceMaverick
Top Gun - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
And That's The Way It Is reviews
Lex wants Clark to have something, but Clark's got a counteroffer...One Shot. CLex, slightly suggestive, but I edited out anything overly dirty.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Phil loves ? reviews
Phil and Keely are always around each other but they never tell the truth...well...they do now. Rated M for later chapters. I know I've been awful about updating...will try, I promise. I have started chapter 15..
Phil Of The Future - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,302 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 8/23/2005
Ron? reviews
Ron has always had feelings for Hermione and he finally admits it. They are happy and soon to return to school when Harry goes missing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.