Shei B. Kroeker
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Joined 08-13-05, id: 877232, Profile Updated: 04-02-16
Author has written 10 stories for Tekken, Star Wars, Yu Yu Hakusho, Transformers/Beast Wars, Left 4 Dead, Mass Effect, and Deadlands.

General Information:

Name: Sheida, friends call me Shei (Shay)

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Age: 30

DOB: August 8, 1985

Gender: Female

POB: Oklahoma City, OK

Current Residence: I can't tell you that, ya know...it ain't safe

Orientation: Straight

Status: Dating Weretiger Marduk

Intrests: Reading, writing, drawing, gaming, toy-collecting


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Color: Black or Green

Food: Chinese

Movies (In Order of Favorite): Star Wars, Transformers (1986 FIRST then 2007, the rest are AWFUL), G. I. Joe: Retaliation, Lord of the Rings, Jurassic Park, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, most Marvel, any Disney

Books: Almost anything, paticularly Star Wars expanded universe stuff, anything by Karen Traviss, J. R. R. Tolkien's work,

Cartoons: Transformers (Beast Wars/Machines, G1, Armada, Cybertron, Prime), G. I. Joe, Biker Mice From Mars (original 90's version), Looney Tunes, Animaniacs, Reboot, Freakazoid, Road Rovers

Anime: Yu Yu Hakusho, Outlaw Star, Big-O, Yu-Gi-Oh

Television: Star Trek, Firefly, Castle, NCIS

PC/Video Games: Star Wars: KOTOR I & II, Star Wars: Force Unleashed, Mass Effect, Tekken Series, Soul Calibur series, Wild ARMS (only 1-3 and Alter Code F--which is just a remake of 1), Jak and Daxter series, & Left 4 Dead

Comic Label: Marvel and Dark Horse

Music: Classic Rock, Hard Rock, Christian

Artists: STARSET, KISS, Aerosmith, Def Leppard, She Breathes Fire, Disturbed, Skillet

Songs: "My Demons," "Dark on Me," "Halo," "Let it Die," "Heaven's on Fire," "Shout it Out Loud," "Pour Some Sugar on Me," "Rock of Ages," "Angel Eyes," "Dead Planet," "The Night," "Indestructible," "Savior," "Whispers in the Dark," "Shut Up, and Dance" by Walk the Moon

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No Visitors by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki was, in fact, was allowed to have visitors at the start and Thor made sure to visit regularly. Odin quickly realized that perhaps that wasn't the best idea.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
None So Blind by Sarah1281 reviews
Having not been banished, Thor's the one who comes across Loki and the Casket. His legendary stubbornness comes into play when he just refuses to believe Loki could be a Frost Giant no matter how much proof he's given. Well, at least he has faith. AU.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 153 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Jedi Kind of Had it Coming by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,727 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Revan - Complete
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Mass Zombies by Weretiger Marduk reviews
The title says it all. I'm told I do my best work when I'm so tired I'm seeing things, so this oughta be great. Give it a shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - J. Garson, Tali'Zorah
Left 4 Dead: The Passing by MrShorty reviews
The Left 4 Dead survivors meet the Left 4 Dead 2 survivors, what happenes? Only time will tell!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Ellis, Zoey
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The Search for Stone: Memoirs of a Madman
The journal of party leader Ebon Ie dictating the events leading up to the demise of notorious outlaw, Stone. Based on a campaign I played 5 years ago.
Deadlands - Rated: T - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,543 - Published: 10/9/2016
Mass Effect: Exodus reviews
Ten years after the destruction of the Reapers, the defunct Cerberus organization rises from the ashes to continue the work of its deceased founder and makes way for the Awakened. NOTE: This does NOT follow the original Mass Effect Cast. M rating is for future chapters containing language, sexual situations, and violence
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 4/26/2013 - OC
Meet Me at the Bar in Heaven reviews
A narrative, freeverse poem about love and loss
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2014 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Mass Defect reviews
Coop fiction by Shei B. Kroeker and Weretiger Marduk. Two marines enlisted as "Commander Shepard" are accidentally recruited for the same mission.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2013 - J. Garson, Shepard
Left 4 Dead: My Zombie's Keeper reviews
A young medschool intern seeks to develop a cure for the infection while houseing several Special Infected individuals whom she managed to somewhat civilize. Can she do it before time runs out?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Hunter
Transformers: All Spark reviews
Nearly 100 years after the events of Transformers: Cybertron, a new generation of Autobots under the leadership of Blurr must battle the new Decepticons under the leadership of Starscream for the ultimate power in the universe: the All Spark.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010
Yu Yu Hakusho: You Are My Strength reviews
Mayumi Kimura is a human with a rare Spirit power. When her life is jeopardised, Kurama is her knight in shining armor. One-shot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Kurama M., Karasu - Complete
Yu Yu Hakusho: Love is Sacrifice reviews
A short, one-shot story about a young girl who became close friends with the Spirit Detectives, especially Hiei, and teaches them all a lesson about sacrifice
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Hiei, OC - Complete
12 Jedi Days of Christmas reviews
A parody to the 12 Days of Christmas
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
Tekken 3: A Reason to Live reviews
A story about two fighters searching for meaning in their lives
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,285 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete