DJ LAZA
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Joined 08-13-05, id: 877236
Author has written 8 stories for Secret Window, Phantom of the Opera, Misc. Movies, Rocky Horror, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hello! My name is DJ LAZA A.K.A. Amanda. Thanks for visiting. I hope you like my stories. Please R&R.

A little bit about me...

Favorite Movies: Lost & Found, The X Files, Evolution, Misery, Spice World, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, It, The Wizard Of Oz, Quills, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Titanic, The Day After Tomorrow, Zoolander, Minority Report, I, Robot, The Sweetest Thing, Purple Rain, Poseidon... As well as anything with Johnny Depp or Gerard Butler.

Favortite Actors/Actresses: Johnny Depp, Gerard Butler, Emmy Rossum, David Duchovny, Tim Curry, Geoffery Rush, Tom Cruise.

Favorite Artists/Bands: Jamiroquai, Eminem, Deee-Lite, MSI, Remy Shand, Haddaway, JC Chasez, Basement Jaxx, Michael Jackson, Madonna, Prince, Spice Girls, Sylvester, Awesometown's "Incredibad".

Favorite Author: Stephen King.

Favorite TV shows: The X Files, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, That 70's Show, Mad TV.

Misc. Info: Uhh.. I play the trumpet, I'm skilled in graphics & art, I don't watch TV anymore, I adore writing stuff like fan fics and stories and stuff like that, I'm really lame and like stupid things... Yeah.


So here's a little progress report on my current works...

Updated: July 6th, 2006

The Malediction of the Two
Well, I started writing this awhile ago and then I got some ideas for new stories and it got sidetracked and I just am never in the mood to get back into it again. The basic storyline is that Jack Sparrow is being haunted in his dreams. He keeps having the same recurring nightmare and each time he wakes up there are visible marks from what happened in the dream on him and they keep getting worse... there's also a little side story of romance with some made up characters. I'm not going to trash it, but it may be a long time before I actually think about working on it again.

The Incredible Edible Man
I've just started this one after finishing my PotO/PotC one. It's sort of similar, this one however being a partnership between the eccentric Willy Wonka and the devilish Frank. N. Furter. What I have so far is all posted here for you to read. I have gone off and on with continuing it, mainly because I don't really have much time for writing anymore. The envisioned plot, though, is that Wonka and Frank go into a partnership to create an incredible creation.

Yessss. I will post what I have of these stories... sometime.

A big thank you to angel_of_joy for getting my stories up for me! Luv ya!

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Tell Me You're Here by St. Minority reviews
Charlie is 16 and begins to have feelings for Wonka, and Wonka begins to reciprocate. But will a new person in Charlie's life ruin it and cause Wonka to withdraw again? First chap is G,PG All reviews welcome
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 107,103 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 8/12/2005
Would you like fries with Oh look a birdie by Angel-of-Music1331 reviews
The sequal to The Phantom of... Oh look a birdie. All the random jobs Christine gets.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005
The phantom of the Oh look a birdie by Angel-of-Music1331 reviews
COMPLETE! The Story of The Phantom of the Opera. Except Christine has a very short attention span, and memory problems.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
See Christine sing! Sing, Christine, sing! by Silver Whirl reviews
A brief rewrite of Phantom of the Opera, done in the style of the Dick and Jane books. (You know, "See Spot run," and all that.) Light, parody fun. Enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2005
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Find A Way reviews
It is 10 years since Will took over the Flying Dutchman. Elizabeth and her son Will Jr. are trying to find a way to be with Will Turner forever, they team up with Jack Sparrow for an exciting, swashbuckling adventure!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Malediction of the Two reviews
Jack is haunted in his dreams by enemies of the past... Incomplete Please R & R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 8/20/2005
The Incredible Edible Man reviews
Willy Wonka & Dr. Frank N Furter combine wits to create the best invention the world has ever seen. Incomplete please R&R
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,089 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005
Lights, Camera, Action reviews
[Ed Wood] Ed gets more than he bargained for in a new movie project... Complete Story. Please R&R
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 39,943 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
Masks Reversed reviews
Christine returns to the Phantom to Raoul's dismay... Story Complete. Please R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,545 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
Merging Contrasts reviews
POTOPOTC cross over. What in the world would happen if dear Erik the beloved Phantom were to meet crazy pirate Jack Sparrow? a little trouble, a little danger and a little scandel! Complete Story Please R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
Back From The Dead reviews
Amy and Ted are haunted by a strange force...complete story Please R&R
Secret Window - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,036 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
The Ninth Window reviews
A Secret Window, Ninth Gate cross over... complete story Please R&R
Secret Window - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 46,408 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete