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Joined 08-14-05, id: 877396
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
UPDATES, UPDATES, UPDATES
The updating party thing never happened due to an unexpected turn of events (deaths, vacations, and other various things) and I apologize. I have started writing Call Me Voldy chapter 6 though, and that will be up as soon as I am satisfied with it.

ME
My Country: Canada
My Age: 527 (Jk:) )

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If there is a really good site that you would reccomend, send me the link!

MY FAVOURITES
Songs:
All Simple Plan
All Fall Out Boy
Time to Dance & I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At the Disco
She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5
I Dare you To Move & Meant to Live - Switchfoot
Movies:
- Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Go Tibby!
- A Series of Unfortunate Events - Wahoo! Yay Klaus!
- Uptown Girls - Dakota Fanning is awesome in this movie as Ray
- Hangman's Curse - Elisha and Elijah are # 1! - Ian and Blake kinda rock too.
- The Chronicles of Narnia - Edmund is the best in this movie, no competition.
Books:
- A Series of Unfortunate Events - Especially Slippery Slope
- Harry Potter - Especially Goblet of Fire!
- The Veritas Project Series - Especially Hangman's Curse!
- Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - The first one is best!
- Airborn - Quite good, actually!
- Alex Rider Series - BEST SERIES EVER! MOVIE COMING OUT SOON!
- Darkness series by Frank Peretti - Amazing fiction series about Spiritual Warfare and the necessity of prayer
Hobbies:
- computer playing - how fun is that?
- television watching - fun fun fun!
- reading - you know my favourite books!
- listening to my iPod - mainly Fall Out Boy. :)
Websites:
- www.jkrowling.com - J.K.'s home site!
- www.imdb.com - The Internet Movie Database - all you need to know!
- www.tdlforums.com/ the official forums of narnia fans
- www.hotmail.com - who doesn't love email?
- www.falloutboyrock.com - FOBs site!
T.V. Shows:
- Full House - Old yet entertaining!
- The Biggest Loser - Way better than Survivor!
- What Not To Wear - Stacy and Clinton are so funny!
- Phil of the Future - Ricky rocks!
- Even Stevens - Louis and Ren are so lifelike!
- The Suite Life of Zack and Cody - Best show ever!
- Drake and Josh - It's hilarious! And it's got a good theme song!
- Kirk Cameron - or whatever his show is called - easy to relate to Christian show.
Foods:
- Sushi - healthy and tasty
- McDonalds - I like it, ok?
- Borcht! - (And many ohther soups!)
- Rice - fried rice, sticky rice, minute rice, All Rice!
- Candy & Chocolate - it's gotta go on here!

ON FANFICTION:
I love reading what other people have to say. Bios and reviews are awesome! So review my stories (and the stories of others) and write a bio! Don't forget to support new writers by reviewing their stories! A good way to review is by putting down 2 things you liked and 1 wish. That way you're being helpful and supportive.

FAVOURITE FAMOUS PEOPLE
Actors: Skandar Keynes, Ricky Ullman, Liam Aiken, Cole Sprouse, Dylan Sprouse, William Moseley, Jake Richardson
Actresses: Dakota Fanning, Emma Watson, Anna Popplewell, Georgie Henley
Sport: Baseball
Baseball Team: Take one guess! (For all you really slow people, I like the Red Sox, hence my username)
Baseball Player: Coco Crisp
Pitcher: Bronson Arroyo - They. Traded. Bronson. :'(
Hockey Team: #1 Canucks :). #2 Tampa Bay!
Hockey Player: Anson Carter
Bands: Fall Out Boy, Simple Plan, Weezer, Switchfoot, Green Day
Musicians: Patrick Stump, Peter Wentz, Andy Hurley, Joe Trohman, David Desrosiers, Pierre Bouvier

Favourite Characters:
A Series of Unfortunate Events:
Isadora, Duncan, Littlest Elf- Yay Quagmire 'twins', Stillwood friends - you know my elf reasons!
Harry Potter:
Ron, Twins, Hermione- Weasleys add laughs and Hermione adds interest. All the story needs!
Star Wars:
Han, Padme, Leia, Luke, Mace - Who can resist the Skywalker family and Han's humour? And Mace Windu is a kick-butt Jedi.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants: Tibby, Bailey, Lena, Carmen, Bridget - They all rock. :)
Airborn: Matt Cruse, Bruce Lunardi - They rock!
Narnia: Edmund is the Best. Then Peter, Lucy, then Susan. Everybody else follows closely behind that. But Edmund rox my sox! So does Skandar (who plays Edmund).

Least Favourite Characters:
A Series of Unfortunate Events: Quigley, Fiona, Mr. Poe - Quigley and Fiona are brats and Mr. Poe is a dimwit
Harry Potter:
Umbridge, Snape - Umbridge annoys me and Snape killed Dumbledore!
Star Wars:
Chewbacca, Anakin - Chewbacca sounds like a constipated pig with mad cow disease and Ani's evil (killed... Mace...)!
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants: Al, Eric - Very annoying characters!
Airborn
Ms. Simpkins is annoying.
Narnia
Can't think of anybody I don't like. :D Jadis, I guess. But Tilda was a good actress for that role!

SHIPS
A Series of Unfortunate Events:
Klaus + Isadora - very cool idea!
Violet + Duncan - yes, there is evidence SnicketSister. They were sharing cutlery!
Quigley + Fiona - idiots attract!
Sunny + The Incredibly Deadly Viper - stupid but funny!
Lemony + Beatrice - Meant to be
Fernald + Esme - I was right about Olaf being out!
Harry Potter:
Harry + nobody - that's right, alone!
Ron + Hermione - I ship R/Hr and I'm dang proud of it:D
Luna + Neville - Awwwwww!
Seamus + Lavender - Seamus is better with Lavender than Ron is
Ginny + Zacharias Smith :p - It's gotta be something to make Ron mad!
Star Wars:
Han + Leia - it's kinda obvious!
Ani + Padme - why would they get married if this wasn't so?
Luke + nobody - jedi are single, remember?
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants:
Lena + Paul - They're perfect!
Bee and Billy - Billy's his name, right? The soccer dude from book 2?
Tibby + Brian - :D
Narnia:
Peter + Dryad - Peter was soooo hittin' on that tree chick who came to tell them that Aslan was dead. :) (it's an inside joke, people)
Mr. Beaver + Mrs. Beaver - they are married
Tumnus + CHOW MEIN! - another inside joke. :p

And honestly, what's up with slash and incest?

THANKS
Thanks to all of my reviewers! Reviews are a big help to me when writing my stories. I like constructive criticism, as long as you tell me what's wrong with it. 'This sucks and you suck too' isn't constructive criticism.

WHO DO I KNOW?
In case you wanted to know which authors on fanfiction I personally know, they are SnicketSister, GGEgirl, lightingbolt, and Linius Pallitax.
I luv fanfiction!
Bye,
REDSOXFREAK01

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Girls In Love: The Fourth Summer of the Sisterhood by SnicketSister reviews
UPDATED WITH CHAPTER FIVE! Bridget's life is altered forever, Carmen is faced with the most important decision of her life, Tibby goes professional, and Lena finds someone who will really care for her.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Edmund: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by opera13 reviews
In the tradition of Theresa Green's famous Owner's manuals, now you can learn to own and operate an EDMUND unit of your very own!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
The Horrible Horcruxes by baudelaire7 reviews
Now, the Baudelaires and Harry Potter and his friends must defeat Voldemort once and for all. Sequal to The Menacing Magic.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005
What a dull story by Hapi Djus reviews
Harry wakes up and has absolutely no interest in looking out the window. All the day he is of course still oblivious to the fact that the sun is behind a cloud... New plot in every chapter!R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Harry P.
Trigonometry by silliana reviews
There are not one, not three, but TWO love triangles as the orphans get back on track after the Olaf incident, with the help of a bunch of teens bent on borrowing Shakespeare's plot points. REMOVED.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Violet B., Duncan Q.
Only Half Perfect by oh goodness me reviews
There's Hermione Granger, smartest witch of her age and a muggle born. Then there's Draco Malfoy, Slytherin King and the son of a Death Eater. Who would ever think that a simple change of events could bring these two together? Please R&R! DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,025 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Why Did You Have to Go? by CatRocks reviews
It was going to be a tame summer, where friends bond and fix the mistakes of previous summers. It was going to be. The Sisterhood faces a loss more devestating then Marly and Bailey put together.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/15/2005
I Have Good News! by Miss Pookamonga reviews
This is a commercial involving the Baudelaires and Quagmires. Yes, I'm sure you can guess what it's about! But, please, still read and review even though it is incredibly stupid!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Klaus B., Violet B., Sunny B., Duncan Q. - Complete
Tibby Misses Bailey and Mimi by Mrs. Depp-Sparrow-Scissorhands reviews
A little something I made up about when Bailey and Mimi die.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2005
My Last Day by LittleOneOfDoom reviews
Bailey's last day in life. Not really much else to say. Baley's POV. Oneshot.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Complete
The Menacing Magic by baudelaire7 reviews
Harry Potter meets the Baudelaires! How are they connected? Find out! Over 1000 hits!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,042 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Complete
The Sunny Song by hippy.intellect reviews
An ASOUE version of the Llama Song.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2005
Not Another Karaoke Contest by BeachBum754 reviews
This is not a karaoke contest! But it does include a whole bunch of parodies of (mostly) well-known songs, sung by HP people! Features Voldie rapping, Hermione ranting, and Ron being jealous, among other things!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 39,980 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 7/29/2003
Blind Date Harry Potter Style! by BeachBum754 reviews
Basically, a take off on Blind Date, with all characters Harry Potter! It should be funny... Malfoy, Sirius Black, and everyones favorite Sevvie Snape, not to mention just about everyone else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 145,760 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 4/26/2003
The Incredibly Deadly Parodies By Sugary Snicket by Sugary Snicket reviews
Some popular and lovable songs revamped for ASOUE. Beware: May cause unbearable fits of laughter!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter 4, Scene 27, Take 2! by Smile XD Widely reviews
A retake on the scene in GoF when Snape catches the golden trio reading a magazine under the table. This time Snape has drinken polyjuice potion to disguise himself as.........Dumbledore? OneShot R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Complete
Book the Twelth: A Comedy by Laura V. Bleediotie reviews
My first attempt at a humor fic. This is my version of Book 12, in a way you probably haven't seen before...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
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Harry Millionare reviews
Somewhat like Joe Millionare, but with Harry Potter. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Harry P.
Sisterhood But shorter reviews
This is nowhere near as good as the shortened Sisterhood fic on my fav. list, but this is a swearwordfree version! Please R&R!
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2005
The Malfunctioning Pants reviews
The pants are dirty and smelly, so the Sisterhood agree that one wash can't hurt...Full title The Malfuntioning Pants: The Fourth Summer of the Sisterhood. Please R&R!
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2005
The Delightful Dance reviews
Thirtysix A Series of Unfortunate Events characters are having a dance. Rated for safety, I don't want this taken off the net! No swearing! Please R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005
Slippery Slope Remix reviews
Possibilities of what really happened on the Slippery Slope. Each chapter is a different possibility! Please R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005
Isadora's Book reviews
A series of poems about every topic that Isadora has written. Please R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005
Hermione and the FuzzleWuzzles reviews
Hermione is banished from the universe by Harry and Ron. She befriends some FuzzleWuzzles and wants to get revenge. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter Parodies reviews
Harry Potter song parodies written by me! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005
Call Me Voldy reviews
Harry goes out to try and befriend Voldemort. There he finds out that he is really a nice guy, just misunderstood. My first fic! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fiona and Quigley Fall Off Cliffs reviews
Fiona and Quigley are on vacation with the Baudelaires and other Quagmires. Suddenly Fiona and Quigley 'tragically' fall off cliffs. This leads to trouble quickly! Completed! Please R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
When Puppets Go Bad reviews
Ever wondered where Olaf's henchman came from? Well, it all started when...Warning: includes mild alcohol content. Oneshot! Please R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Complete
Mr Poe's Lucky Day reviews
Mr. Poe finds himself the legal owner of the Baudelaire fortune. What will he do with it? Oneshot! Please R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete