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Joined 08-14-05, id: 877409, Profile Updated: 09-15-08
Author has written 29 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Lazytown, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sherlock Holmes, and Misc. Tv Shows.

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I'm not saying Sherlock Holmes wasn't a Christian, I'm saying he believed in evolution. He not only quoted Charles Darwin, he attributed the quote correctly and made reference to a time when human beings had no language, not possible in Christian creationism.

I don't think Holmes could work with Scotland Yard for that long and not believe in lower humanoids.

Ouch, Sherlockian burn...

- Me and an equally obsessed friend

So, decided a list of pairings is boring and decided to, you know, do an actual profile.

Here are some things you may or may not want to know about me: I'm a borderline indie, which means I have an unnecessarily large collection of scarves and listen to a lot of bands no one else knows, but I also have American Eagle jeans and shelled out two hundred bucks for an iPod. I also listen to a lot of techno, opera, techno opera, and musicals. My favourite bands include Toybox, Cobra Starship, David Bowie, Tin Machine, Meat Loaf, and Bloodhound Gang. My favourite musicals are Phantom, Cats, Rent, and The Frogs. My favourite operas are Magic Flute and La Boheme.

I do not watch a lot of TV, but I am a South Park addict and have seen every episode at least once. I also adore House MD, Monk, Robot Chicken, Corner Gas (Canada representing!) and (as ashamed as I am to admit it) Family Guy. My top movies are Pan’s Labyrinth, Silence of the Lams and its sequels/prequels, Misery, Green Mile, and The Staircase.

I will read everything and anything, just ask my school librarian. I have been known to read books in a single day. My favourite authors are Stephen King, Ibsen, George Eliot (everyone must read Middlemarch at least once in their life), Stephen Leacock (the best Canadian writer of all time), and Bernard Shaw.

I would say I’m an atheist if so many people weren’t bent on making us look like complete jerks. I study religion from a scholarly viewpoint and find the Catholic faith particularly fascinating. I am also a student of the Tao from a more personal standing point, though I would not say I am a Taoist. You might find a lot of elements of Taoism in my stories, however, particularly the themes of balance and pathways.

Slash... Isn’t that what everybody loves to either display wildly or shame without mercy? I will refrain from stating my own personal preference because, quite frankly, it doesn’t affect my writing. Am I a slash fan girl who will fave any story with boys making out? No. I do, however, find that same sex romance should be held on the same scale as different sex. Anyone who feels differently has the right to feel that way, and therefore you won’t find me sending scathing PMs to anyone who advertises a dislike of slash on their profile.

I'm on DeviantArt, but there's nothing Holmes related there. Just my photography, which I like to think it alright (but then, that's me). If you're bored, give it a look some time. http://onegig.deviantart.com/

So lately, a lot of RPs I've been in are either slower in updating or have been put on hiatus. I love love love to roleplay. If anyone else wants to roleplay just about anything over e-mail or a message board, drop me a line and we'll see what happens. If you've got a plot for a "Great Mouse Detective" one, I'm likely your new best friend.

My muse is currently being lazy (or maybe I should have put air holes on that jar...) so if anyone has suggestions or requests for "Best Laid Plans" or PhD, don't hesitate to ask.

And finally, if the urge ever strikes you to use one of my original characters (Ann Marie, Eve, Marco Polo, and so on), they're free domain. Simply drop me a line so I can enjoy the story!

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More Things That Never Happened to Sherlock Holmes by Pompey reviews
On-going series of AU drabbles and drabblets, some depressing and some funny. Updated as ideas strike me. Suggestions welcomed. Feel free to steal any AU that spawns a plot-bunny. Ch 95 and 96 - because everybody's doing it, especially with the second "Hobbit" movie coming out.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 96 - Words: 14,129 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 3/12/2008
A Feminine Influence by Taluliaka reviews
Sherlock Holmes falls under a feminine influence of a very singular nature, causing Watson endless amusement. Series of drabbles/scenes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 2/5/2009
Unexpected Romance by DetectiveMarlowe reviews
Claire Watson was on her last leg when she got a job with her cousin's friend Sherlock Holmes. What she didn't expect was to begin to change her feelings towards love. Proofed by KCS.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,888 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Mycroft H - Complete
The New Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by 2wingo reviews
The Watsons have recently moved from Santa Rosa to Seattle. Next door, at 221B Baker Street, lives a family of British diplomats, whose very unusual son, Sherlock, makes a distinct impression upon the Watsons' daughter, Jane. Uberfic
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,513 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
The Woman by Active Radios reviews
Crack!AU drabbles. Warning, genderbend. Long before Irene Adler, there was a most remarkable individual who could have claimed the title of 'the woman'...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008
The Adventure of Blind Man's Bluff by hawkeye-pierce08 reviews
Sherlock Holmes' daughter solves a mystery through her eyes, or lack of... Chapter 10 is up, and I'm requesting some constructive criticism.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,692 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 5/4/2005
Viva Regina, Viva Britannia by WhereTheMildThingsAre reviews
Sometimes the most difficult cases are the ones that have already been solved. A one-shot featuring Depressed!Holmes and Concerned!Mycroft. UPDATE 1/22 - Author's note within.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft H - Complete
The Mystery of the Tankerville Leopard by Westron Wynde reviews
A man allegedly mauled by a stuffed leopard in an exclusive club in the centre of London gives a young Sherlock Holmes another of his early cases - and a good deal more trouble than he bargained for! Sequel to Prestidigitator's Python! COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,822 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
Tidings of Comfort and Joy? by Westron Wynde reviews
Merry Christmas? Not if your name is Mycroft Holmes it isn't! A dip into his diary reveals that things do not always run to plan over the festive season. Bah, humbug! COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Mycroft H - Complete
The Case of the Two Survivors by Westron Wynde reviews
Twelve names on a list. Ten of the named men dead. Two names remain, one of them belonging to the elder brother of the foremost private consulting detective in London. Mycroft next? Not if Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson have any say in the matter! COMPLETE
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,348 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Gunnysack Goose for Christmas by aragonite reviews
A Victorian Christmas...of sorts. What's any Christmas without the in-laws, or the demands of work versus a holiday...or for that matter, the dreaded random factor? No horrible waterfowl were harmed in this fic.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,327 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Worth and Choice by KCS reviews
- "True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in their worth and choice." - Samuel Johnson. The events preceding and during STUD, told through the private diary of a certain reclusive, somewhat irreverent, private consulting detective.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 138,686 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
To The Inevitable Dusk by let-the-eli-in reviews
They are brothers in every way but blood. A collection of snapshots chronicling the most singluar of siblings - Mycroft, Sherlock, and John Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,809 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008
Unfortunate Mannerisms by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
Based of the Granada series. Have you ever noticed how Holmes touches things to his mouth when he is thinking? Watson's POV. K plus, just in case.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Blast It All, Holmes! by Kadigan reviews
Watson wears many hats, but even he draws the line somewhere. Contribution to the "I'm a doctor, not a..." meme. Rating for swearing. 7 - The doctor's had a very long day. 8 - String-instrument posture is hard on the unacclimated physique.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Between Pride and Insult by WhereTheMildThingsAre reviews
My answer to PGF's reaction-to-a-first-time-injury challenge thingymajigger.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Hero by Crazy Girl Person reviews
The late Richard Anderson was truly an extraordinary man, one of incredible vision. Though few know of his life and times, his legacy will live on forever.
Trauma Center - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007
Sins of the Father by Pudupudu reviews
The enigmatic detective Sherlock Holmes may appear to be a brain without a heart but he hasn't always been this way. Dr Watson would do anything to help his friend but will he be able to defeat the demons from Holmes' past before they destroy his future?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,441 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007
The Affair of the Lincolnshire Sausage by Westron Wynde reviews
It's another Holmes & Watson breakfast story. With sausages. And why Holmes doesn't eat much for breakfast. Silly but fun. And it's a one-shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
The Irregulars Of Baker Street III by MoonlitPuddle reviews
He is seven years my senior"... but what about Sherlock Holmes' other brother? His younger brother? His other younger brother who happens to have just met a certain street urchin with a penchant for realizing things she shouldn't...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,877 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
A Young British Soldier by Pompey reviews
Set post-Hiatus. Watson, with Holmes's help, confronts some issues left by war. Technically a sequel to "On Afghanistan's Plains" but you don't have to read it to get this story. A few OCs get some screentime. Complete.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,608 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Brother by KaizokuShojo reviews
When Mycroft is sick and Watson is in mortal danger, Sherlock Holmes must choose what is more important to him: his blood brother or his dearest friend.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,323 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
On Afghanistan's Plains by Pompey reviews
A look at what happened to Watson, from the Battle of Maiwand to his return to England. As this is a prequel to STUDY IN SCARLET, Holmes makes no appearance whatsoever. Complete.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,839 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened to Sherlock Holmes by Pompey reviews
A series of short stories/drabbles examining some AU situations. Three are very dark, two are much more light-hearted.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Anno FanFictia 2007 by Susicar reviews
What happened this last year in our beloved section? You make my life better, girls and guys, for this reason... Warning: Absolute biased opinions and whims to you in Spanish and English
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
A Destroyer of Men by Pompey reviews
Holmes reflects in the aftermath of the Granada episode "Three Gables." The story doesn't contain a key part that was in the ep, and that part is the basis of this story. Be forewarned. Feel free to critique; I'm not entirely happy with the ending
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
How Mycroft REALLY Was Married by Pompey reviews
Certain persons in high places pull some strings to secure a wife for Sherlock Holmes's brother. Inspired by Chewing Gum's stories, posted with said author's approval.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Doctor Watson's Crisis by Mysterylover17 reviews
What happens when Watson's wife confronts him with the demons of his past? Rated T for character death.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007
Going Without Him by ElenaC reviews
Every Sherlock Holmes slash author has to deal with Watson's marriage and the Great Hiatus at some point. This is my version. Warning: Slash nothing explicit, and angst, angst, angst.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,237 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
The Shadow in the Night by Tyrammafar reviews
Holmes thought his career was over, but when a new terror strikes London he must take up the task of tracking down this new murderer called the Shadow. But, this is no man he is hunting...it is a being from another world than his own. And it is hungry...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007
In a Fix by theladyligea reviews
Captain Jack once told me that he would never have kids. Ah, well. A boy can dream, can't he? Contains MPREG, and probably a helluva lot of it in the future. If that ain't your thing, don't read it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006
Taking the Fall by Razoth RedFire reviews
An everyday plan to rid Lazytown of Sportacus takes a dangerous turn for the worse. The blue hero decides to take upon himself the responsibility of caring for the injured villain. SportaRobbie.
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,594 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
What Lies Beneath by The Egyptian Lovers reviews
The story starts the same as the film, yet with one big difference...there is no Raoul. With no Raoul to get in the way of Erik and Christine, anything is possible...see profile for more info.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 125,638 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Rent by Rabid RENThead reviews
Shakespeare Rent style :D
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006
An Unscripted Accident by LarndeSolen reviews
The Phantom of the Opera strikes again, another body is added to the count, M. Firmin and M. Andre mourn their loss of profits.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
To Be Free by Aeris Ultimavara reviews
Rottenella may have only been a doll, but her feelings for Robbie were real. Oneshot
Lazytown - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Probably Out the Window by Mistoffelees reviews
Mark is kicked out of the loft, Roger realizes he's gay, and Benny discovers his untapped ability to walk through solid metal. Warning: character death.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Happy Thanksgiving by DJ Nox reviews
Producers fic. Max and Leo celebrate Thanksgiving. Dysfunctional families and exploding turkeys, what else can go wrong? PG for some slash content. MaxLeo.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2004
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Inestimable Blessings and Bothers reviews
Sequel to "The Girl" and "Perpetual Anticipation". Mycroft Holmes' household has doubled upon the birth of his twins, and his job, and his younger brother, is hardly getting any easier...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009
Paternity reviews
Drabbles series. Holmes knew it was a mistake, but for one night, the night before The Woman left to be married, he abandoned inhibitions. There is a price to pay, but the usual person is not paying it... General AUness/crackfic. No pairings.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008
Best Laid Plans reviews
221b Challenge. 50 - Welcome to the world, Sherlock Holmes. 51 - Siamese cats don't have wonderful reputations with children, but there's a first time for everything. 52 - There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And giant magnetic tubes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 12,143 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008
A Drop in the Ocean reviews
Sequel to “What Words Fail Of”. A seaside holiday turns into a case when the local ghost legend comes to life and Holmes is determined to lay the myth to rest. But does this have anything to do with the disappearances of Whitehall agents? Collab with KCS.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,797 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
Gourmet reviews
Mycroft Holmes had given up on Valentine's Day; sticks and stones may break one's bones, but salmon with dill and lemon can leave a mark. When you love the one you cook for, however, it can be more enjoyable. MxW Slash. One-shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Solo reviews
Sherlock Holmes is not surprised to find himself alone on St. Valentine's Day, but that doesn't mean he has to be happy about it. No real pairings. One shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Birthday Wishes reviews
It's a sad thing when an old man is robbed, but it's so much worse when it happens on his birthday. Cheers, Mr. Darwin.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Perpetual Anticipation reviews
A new generation of the Holmes clan is impending, but is the story not in the arrival but in the journey? Mycroft Holmes might tend to disagree. Somehow, the British government simply cannot envision fatherhood. As if he has a choice. Sequel to "The Girl
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 21,793 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Another Brick in the Wall reviews
Sherlock Holmes is about to return from his three-year Hiatus when he learns of the death of Mary Watson and, realizing how distant he has been from the world, is flung into blackness. He awakes in a courtroom. Inspired by Pink Floyd's "The Wall".
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Yes, Sherlock, There is a Great Old God Cthulhu reviews
221b Baker Street is visited by some very abnormal carollers with a rather unique take on the holiday season and existence itself to impart upon them. Tribute to H.P. Lovecraft. Christmas crackfic.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Bumps in the Night reviews
Mrs. Martha Hudson is a practical woman, too practical to be scared by the nonsense of Halloween. She is not above teaching an impish lodger a lesson for trying to scare her. Or who she thinks is an impish lodger... Slight non-slash romance.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Nip reviews
Being a detective is easy. Being the cat of a detective’s brother’s wife is hard, and a certain Siamese learns that lesson the rough way. Set within “The Girl”. Rated for kitty drug use. Dedicated to VHunter.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Day by Day reviews
Responses to KCS’s daily prompts. 23 - The squeaky wheel gets the greased pan; a prompt/221b hybrid. 24 - There are some women who just can't pull off a decent hat. 25 - How many papers must a man go through 26 - Another 221b. Technology is overrated.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,901 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008
When the Clock Stops reviews
The hour hand trudges on as a young Sherlock Holmes waits in the still of the night for his brother's pain to stop in whichever way it will. Finally updated!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,911 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
A Study in Tea Leaves reviews
Post-STUD one shot. In tasseography, the image of a teapot indicates future friendships. For KCS.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Go Ask Mrs Holmes reviews
All of London, and especially the women, want to know more about the Holmes family. What better way to sell papers than start a questions column in a publication answered by Mrs. Mycroft Holmes? Questions Accepted.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,967 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007
PhD reviews
“I’m a doctor, not a...” Watson attended medical school to become a doctor, and yet sometimes he wonders if others even know he is one... Largely random drabbles.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008
Creative Writing reviews
When Dr. Watson discovers his main romantic rival is English-Chinese foreign politics, he is forced to be a bit imaginative to drawn the wanted attention elsewhere. Mycroft/Watson fluff. SLASH. One shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
What Words Fail Of reviews
When a candidate for prime minister is found dead in a tent of a travelling carnival, Holmes is summoned to avoid political unrest. Little does he know that the waters run deeper than anyone thinks. Joint fic with KCS.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Dr. Watson, Mycroft H, Sherlock Holmes, OC - Complete
The Girl reviews
Drabble Series: Poor Mycroft cringes at change, but all of a sudden he is handed a promotion, a house, and a wife. Now he has a sweet but rather dull girl on his hands and in his bed, and Sherlock seems determined to get himself killed...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,789 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
The Case Before Christmas reviews
Happy Holidays, all! Holmes and I, we had settled for a Christmas in peace. I should have known that was something that surely would cease...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Crushed Velvet reviews
Corner Gas: I should have told him that the ring was ugly. Why didn't I say something when I had the chance? It wouldn't have changed anything, anyway. Oneway KarenxDavis, DavisxOC
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Tender Lumplings reviews
Just ask his brother, Halloween has always brought out the worst in Holmes. So don’t blame him, oh children, if his promises don’t keep... One shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
A Little Night Music reviews
Corner Gas: One shot. “Do you ever look at the stars at night and wonder if we’re all alone in the universe?” “Sometimes... But then Davis usually starts to snore, and sound really echoes in those squad cars.” KarenxLacey slash
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Learning the Nazi Hoedown reviews
When Robbie gets shunted into directing the school play that his daughters are in, he doesn’t have a blind clue how to put on The Producers. He’d better learn in a hurry, though, before he goes insane. Can he do it? SportaRobbie
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006
From the Main Mast reviews
DMC spoilers: Elizabeth and the captain of the Black Pearl have a talk about a rather serious matter. Miss Swann realizes something that she never wanted to realize. JackElizabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Complete
What You Call Professionals reviews
Oneshot: Sportacus and Robbie team up to give the kids at home a warning. Of course, it doesn’t quite turn out like our hero had planned…
Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
A Different Kind of Family reviews
Sportacus talks with his daughter about how although all families are different, they are all really the same as long as there is love in them. She insists, however, that their family has something no other family in LazyTown has. SportaRobbie slash
Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
That Lucky One Percent reviews
2005 Wren’s life was fine until the unthinkable happened. With her mother dead, she is sent to live with her previously unknown father, Willy Wonka, whose genius is only surpassed by his immaturity. And the chocolatier’s daughter wants to be a botanist...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005
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