Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Labyrinth, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Poets Society, Torchwood, Misc. Movies, Titanic, Lord of the Rings, Heroes, and Bones.
Last updated: 5/27/13
FORMERLY KOWN AS SAMDUM.
Howdy! Firstly, thanks for checkin out my profile. I know, this is the first update in nearly a year and I'm sorry. I did clean out a bunch of crap, though. Secondly, I have discovered that reviews make the world go round, so if you happen to read one of my fics, please review, even if you thought it could've been better (cuz it probably could've). Thirdly, I've got 15 fics and 4 co-fics(because I really do have that much of a not-life):
"Love Needs A Little Help" (HP),
"Waltzing" (HP, poemfic),
"Within Your Eyes" (Labyrinth, songfic),
"Photographs and Tears" (HP, sequel to Emerald and Onyx),
"Gotta Do More, Gotta Be More" (DPS semi-angsty twoshot, no slash),
"The Hearts of Men" (LotR half-baked philosophy fic),
"Anticlockwise" (All the Queen's Men, Johnno/Tony slash),
"Animal Pancakes" (Heroes, Matt/Mohinder slash)
"The Only One He Ever Loved" (HP, twoshot)
"Emerald and Onyx,"(HP, Sirius/Lily),
"Baby Swan" (PotC),
"Something Old and Something New" (Torchwood),
"Orion's Belt" (Titanic).
co-written with my partner in crime, SHGray:
General Hogwarts"(HP, makes fun of both Marauder Era Harry Potter and soap operas (specifically, in this case, General Hospital)
"Finding Love Through Broken Glass" (an HP angsty/emo/romance parody oneshot).
"Sense of Smell" (Heroes/Bones crossover, Matt/Mohinder slash, probably hints at Booth/Brennan later) ON HIATUS!
"Family Man" (PotC, family/hurt/comfort fic giving Captain Jack some backstory)
Days of the Ring" (LotR), co-written with my partners in crime, SHGray and YourxFirefly ON HIATUS!
"All My Fathers" (HP, sequel to General Hogwarts), which, again, I'll be co-writing with SHGray. ON HIATUS!
Stuck With Me and Return of the Dutchman have been deleted due to writer's block and no time to write. For Mercutio and One Known Terror have been taken down due to plotholes galore and Mary Sues. (bows head in shame) In my defense, I wrote them when I was about 13 or 14.
A NOTICE: All co-fics have moved to our joint account. This is an account between SHGrey18 (formerly HannahCimsGwendolyn), YourxFirefly (formerly xXBroken WingsXx), and I. Our joint account is SWD18. I will still be writing (by myself) on this account, though. Finding Love Through Broken Glass is indeed a co-fic, but it's on here because stuff went down with our password and joint e-mail being shut down and yeah. It's all good, though, so I'll move that when I get the chance.
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL HOBBIT COMMANDS YOU TO VISIT HER FRIENDS!! SHGrey18 who majors in HP, CSI, and House; YourxFirefly (formerly xXBrokenWingsXx), majoring in HP, Alice in Wonderland, Buffy, and JTHM; 1337kitten (formerly Shoyru31 and Kondundrum), who specializes in PotC (thus far, anyway); and up-and-coming authors FedOrrego once he gets his first fic up (Bioshock, I believe), and Gwynplaine...as soon as he's allowed to post. = D, whose first (posted) fic will be Batman. OH! How can I forget HeadinTheClouds13?? Okay, I don't actually know her, but she shares my love for DPS and Torchwood, and doesn't think it's weird to cross them. XD So yes, she's got two fics, both DPS. There are links to everyone's profiles in my favorites. Go read all of those fics!! NOW!! NOBODY QUESTIONS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL HOBBIT!!
Big fan of Sirius/Lily fics and angsty!abused!Draco fics. I've even written one of each. I like taking some of the really hard-to-reach types like Draco or Jareth (Labyrinth) and show a softer side of them. Makes them more human, in my opinion. Also also a big fan of wierd ships, like Sirius/Lily, Remus/Lily, Tom (Riddle, not the barkeeper)/Lily, Neville/Luna, Lucius/Bella (even though that's quite plausible) etc. Also also, also, in case you haven't figured it out, Harry Potter is my main fandom, followed closely by stuff I don't write fics for cuz I'm a purist about them and would never mess with the plotline, characters, etc. such as Princess Bride (all-time favorite movie).
A Little Bit More About Me...Or is it??
Real name: (shifty eyes)...Bob...(shifty eyes)
Age: I have one and it's two digits. = )
Sex: I'm waiting, thanks.
Height: Not tall enough (hobbit-sized, if you will. ;) )
Weight: I beg your pardon!
I live in the state of...: Confusion
If you've learned anything about me from this little segment...let me know, cuz I then need to contact the police...STALKER!
Ships I sail:
6) Matt and Mohinder (Heroes)
5) Ron and Hermione (Harry Potter)
4) Jack Harkness and Ianto Jones OR Jack Harkness and John Hart (Torchwood)
3) Sirius Black and Lily Evans (HP. Impossible, I know, but I like the idea)
2) Eleven and River Song (Doctor Who)
1) Tony and Johnno (All the Queen's Men)
But that's the point! Life is about getting lost for 3 hours, singing in the back seat while doing it, and...and...and...dancing in the rain! -Kondundrum (upon me apologizing for getting us lost with 2 others and my (now ex-)boyfriend on the way to see Sweeney Todd)
My butt carries a card for MENSA! -my dad
Without respect, Love can't grow. -my mom
Sometimes, the greatest risk you take...is not taking a risk at all. -my Uncle John
Don't be afraid to be who you are and say what you think, because the people who mind don't matter, and the people who matter don't mind. -Dr. Suess
A single flower is beautiful, a surfiet of flowers is vulgar. -Albert Einstein
Women are beautiful. They deserve to be cherished and respected. -Orlando Bloom
Death, thy name is Campbell's! -Kondundrum
We know what we are, but we know not what we may become. -William Shakespeare
We have one life, and we live as we believe in living it. And then it is gone. But to sacrifice who you are and live without belief, that is more terrible than dying. -Joan of Arc
There are four questions in life, Don Octavio: "Of what is the soul made?" "What is worth living for?" "What is worth defending?" and "What is worth sacrifice?" The answer to them is all the same...only Love. -Don Juan (Johnny Depp), Don Juan De Marco
In case you haven't noticed, I'm not all there myself. -Cheshire Cat, Alice in Wonderland
If love be rough with you, be rough with love! So prick love for pricking and you beat love down! -Mercutio, "Romeo and Juliet" -I love this man
But how can thou be out of breath if thou hast breath to say to me that thou art out of breath! -Juliet to Nurse, "Romeo and Juliet"
"But that's not fair!" "You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is?" -Sarah, Jareth, Labyrinth
"Who says life is fair? Where is that written?" -The Grandfather, The Princess Bride
"You're out of your tree." "It's not my tree." -Joon, Sam, Benny and Joon
Defend your right to arm bears. -some bumper sticker
I'm mad, mad, mad, mad, Madam Mim!- Madam Mim, The Sword in the Stone
Malo malo malo malo (Latin: I'd rather be in a ship at sea than a bad boy in an apple tree). -The Infallable Lienau. It's amazing, the ambiguity of Latin. I love it!
Semper ubi sub ubi, my friends.-Again, the Infallable Lienau. All hail the conquering Lienau! (bows)
The world must be peopled!-Benedick (on why one should fall in love), "Much Ado About Nothing"
'Against my will, I am told to bid you...come into dinner.' ...There's a double meaning in that!-Benedick, "Much Ado..."
Oh, yeah, "stay in the car with the tin dog"! That's like telling me to sit in the back of the class with the safety scissors and glitter! -Mickey, Dr. Who
“I mean, who actually has that much animal magnetism??” “(after thinking) James Bond.” “That’s a movie, Ed. Try real life.” “Oh. ...No thanks.” -Joel, Ed, Northern Exposure
"You and I both know why Justice wears a blind fold, so she doesn't have to watch! She isn't blind, she's embarassed!" -Finch (Christian Slater), Who is Cletis Tout?
If Hellfire were a promise away, then still I'd say I'm still in love. -Sting, "When We Dance"
Yawping Stance sings: For I'm a rover, seldom sober. I'm a rover of high degree. And when I'm drinkin' I'm always thinkin' of how to gain my love's company. Great Big Sea