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Joined 08-14-05, id: 877787, Profile Updated: 05-27-13
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Labyrinth, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Poets Society, Torchwood, Misc. Movies, Titanic, Lord of the Rings, Heroes, and Bones.

Last updated: 5/27/13


Howdy! Firstly, thanks for checkin out my profile. I know, this is the first update in nearly a year and I'm sorry. I did clean out a bunch of crap, though. Secondly, I have discovered that reviews make the world go round, so if you happen to read one of my fics, please review, even if you thought it could've been better (cuz it probably could've). Thirdly, I've got 15 fics and 4 co-fics(because I really do have that much of a not-life):


"Love Needs A Little Help" (HP),

"Waltzing" (HP, poemfic),

"Within Your Eyes" (Labyrinth, songfic),

"Photographs and Tears" (HP, sequel to Emerald and Onyx),

"Gotta Do More, Gotta Be More" (DPS semi-angsty twoshot, no slash),

"The Hearts of Men" (LotR half-baked philosophy fic),

"Anticlockwise" (All the Queen's Men, Johnno/Tony slash),

"Animal Pancakes" (Heroes, Matt/Mohinder slash)

"The Only One He Ever Loved" (HP, twoshot)

Full length:

"Emerald and Onyx,"(HP, Sirius/Lily),

"Baby Swan" (PotC),

"Something Old and Something New" (Torchwood),

"Orion's Belt" (Titanic).

co-written with my partner in crime, SHGray:

General Hogwarts"(HP, makes fun of both Marauder Era Harry Potter and soap operas (specifically, in this case, General Hospital)

"Finding Love Through Broken Glass" (an HP angsty/emo/romance parody oneshot).

In Progress:

"Sense of Smell" (Heroes/Bones crossover, Matt/Mohinder slash, probably hints at Booth/Brennan later) ON HIATUS!

"Family Man" (PotC, family/hurt/comfort fic giving Captain Jack some backstory)

Days of the Ring" (LotR), co-written with my partners in crime, SHGray and YourxFirefly ON HIATUS!

"All My Fathers" (HP, sequel to General Hogwarts), which, again, I'll be co-writing with SHGray. ON HIATUS!

Stuck With Me and Return of the Dutchman have been deleted due to writer's block and no time to write. For Mercutio and One Known Terror have been taken down due to plotholes galore and Mary Sues. (bows head in shame) In my defense, I wrote them when I was about 13 or 14.

A NOTICE: All co-fics have moved to our joint account. This is an account between SHGrey18 (formerly HannahCimsGwendolyn), YourxFirefly (formerly xXBroken WingsXx), and I. Our joint account is SWD18. I will still be writing (by myself) on this account, though. Finding Love Through Broken Glass is indeed a co-fic, but it's on here because stuff went down with our password and joint e-mail being shut down and yeah. It's all good, though, so I'll move that when I get the chance.

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL HOBBIT COMMANDS YOU TO VISIT HER FRIENDS!! SHGrey18 who majors in HP, CSI, and House; YourxFirefly (formerly xXBrokenWingsXx), majoring in HP, Alice in Wonderland, Buffy, and JTHM; 1337kitten (formerly Shoyru31 and Kondundrum), who specializes in PotC (thus far, anyway); and up-and-coming authors FedOrrego once he gets his first fic up (Bioshock, I believe), and Gwynplaine...as soon as he's allowed to post. = D, whose first (posted) fic will be Batman. OH! How can I forget HeadinTheClouds13?? Okay, I don't actually know her, but she shares my love for DPS and Torchwood, and doesn't think it's weird to cross them. XD So yes, she's got two fics, both DPS. There are links to everyone's profiles in my favorites. Go read all of those fics!! NOW!! NOBODY QUESTIONS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL HOBBIT!!

Most Excellent...

Big fan of Sirius/Lily fics and angsty!abused!Draco fics. I've even written one of each. I like taking some of the really hard-to-reach types like Draco or Jareth (Labyrinth) and show a softer side of them. Makes them more human, in my opinion. Also also a big fan of wierd ships, like Sirius/Lily, Remus/Lily, Tom (Riddle, not the barkeeper)/Lily, Neville/Luna, Lucius/Bella (even though that's quite plausible) etc. Also also, also, in case you haven't figured it out, Harry Potter is my main fandom, followed closely by stuff I don't write fics for cuz I'm a purist about them and would never mess with the plotline, characters, etc. such as Princess Bride (all-time favorite movie).

A Little Bit More About Me...Or is it??

Real name: (shifty eyes)...Bob...(shifty eyes)

Age: I have one and it's two digits. = )

Sex: I'm waiting, thanks.

Eyes: yes

Hair: long

Height: Not tall enough (hobbit-sized, if you will. ;) )

Weight: I beg your pardon!

I live in the state of...: Confusion

If you've learned anything about me from this little segment...let me know, cuz I then need to contact the police...STALKER!

Ships I sail:

6) Matt and Mohinder (Heroes)

5) Ron and Hermione (Harry Potter)

4) Jack Harkness and Ianto Jones OR Jack Harkness and John Hart (Torchwood)

3) Sirius Black and Lily Evans (HP. Impossible, I know, but I like the idea)

2) Eleven and River Song (Doctor Who)

1) Tony and Johnno (All the Queen's Men)


But that's the point! Life is about getting lost for 3 hours, singing in the back seat while doing it, and...and...and...dancing in the rain! -Kondundrum (upon me apologizing for getting us lost with 2 others and my (now ex-)boyfriend on the way to see Sweeney Todd)

My butt carries a card for MENSA! -my dad

Without respect, Love can't grow. -my mom

Sometimes, the greatest risk you take...is not taking a risk at all. -my Uncle John

Don't be afraid to be who you are and say what you think, because the people who mind don't matter, and the people who matter don't mind. -Dr. Suess

A single flower is beautiful, a surfiet of flowers is vulgar. -Albert Einstein

Women are beautiful. They deserve to be cherished and respected. -Orlando Bloom

Death, thy name is Campbell's! -Kondundrum

We know what we are, but we know not what we may become. -William Shakespeare

We have one life, and we live as we believe in living it. And then it is gone. But to sacrifice who you are and live without belief, that is more terrible than dying. -Joan of Arc

There are four questions in life, Don Octavio: "Of what is the soul made?" "What is worth living for?" "What is worth defending?" and "What is worth sacrifice?" The answer to them is all the same...only Love. -Don Juan (Johnny Depp), Don Juan De Marco

In case you haven't noticed, I'm not all there myself. -Cheshire Cat, Alice in Wonderland

If love be rough with you, be rough with love! So prick love for pricking and you beat love down! -Mercutio, "Romeo and Juliet" -I love this man

But how can thou be out of breath if thou hast breath to say to me that thou art out of breath! -Juliet to Nurse, "Romeo and Juliet"

"But that's not fair!" "You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is?" -Sarah, Jareth, Labyrinth

"Who says life is fair? Where is that written?" -The Grandfather, The Princess Bride

"You're out of your tree." "It's not my tree." -Joon, Sam, Benny and Joon

Defend your right to arm bears. -some bumper sticker

I'm mad, mad, mad, mad, Madam Mim!- Madam Mim, The Sword in the Stone

Malo malo malo malo (Latin: I'd rather be in a ship at sea than a bad boy in an apple tree). -The Infallable Lienau. It's amazing, the ambiguity of Latin. I love it!

Semper ubi sub ubi, my friends.-Again, the Infallable Lienau. All hail the conquering Lienau! (bows)

The world must be peopled!-Benedick (on why one should fall in love), "Much Ado About Nothing"

'Against my will, I am told to bid you...come into dinner.' ...There's a double meaning in that!-Benedick, "Much Ado..."

Oh, yeah, "stay in the car with the tin dog"! That's like telling me to sit in the back of the class with the safety scissors and glitter! -Mickey, Dr. Who

“I mean, who actually has that much animal magnetism??” “(after thinking) James Bond.” “That’s a movie, Ed. Try real life.” “Oh. ...No thanks.” -Joel, Ed, Northern Exposure

"You and I both know why Justice wears a blind fold, so she doesn't have to watch! She isn't blind, she's embarassed!" -Finch (Christian Slater), Who is Cletis Tout?

If Hellfire were a promise away, then still I'd say I'm still in love. -Sting, "When We Dance"

Yawping Stance sings: For I'm a rover, seldom sober. I'm a rover of high degree. And when I'm drinkin' I'm always thinkin' of how to gain my love's company. Great Big Sea

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How to Live like A Dead Poet by HeadinTheClouds13 reviews
Ever wanted to know how to eat your toast like Neil? Make a bed like Charlie? Eat an Oreo like Todd? A guide on how to live your life like a Dead Poet!
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 189 - Words: 47,717 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/4/2008
The World and Lily According to James by Glass Eyedrops reviews
James is Normal Typical Teenage Boy. Lily is Unobtainable Beauty. James loves Lily. You know what's bound to happen. James remains oblivious to everything throughout, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,235 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 9/15/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dear Diary: The Lily PotterEvans Story by Jazzy Soul reviews
Lily Potter has hit a rough spot in her marriage. Her husband is cheating and she's pregnant. While on a raid in Malfoy Manor, she finds a book... with the name Tom Riddle inscribed on the back. She takes it and soon meets its charismatic occupant...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Lily Evans P., Tom R. Jr.
Richard's Redemption by Catstaff reviews
How do you go on after betraying your friends? Especially when they only think they know why you did it... and you're petrified of what will happen if they discover the real reasons. Cameron's POV, returning to Welton following winter break. Slash.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,803 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Cameron R., Todd A. - Complete
fy Cariad by Baconaise-Light reviews
AU fic. what if the year that never existed DID exist? what if Jack came back to find his team in turmoil and Ianto missing? SLASH JackIanto Janto. rated for language, angst and basic violence- reviews are LOVE. LAST CHAPTER NOW UP!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,643 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
Sparrows and Starlings by 1337kitten reviews
Charity Starling is desperate to find a way out of marrying one of the captains of her father's ships. But when chance, cannon fire and perhaps a little luck brings her into the company of the most notorious name in piracy, her aims become very different
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Objectify by alicebluegown16 reviews
The five parts of Mohinder's body Matt loves and the one part of Matt's Mohinder loves. Sappy romance. Enjoy!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Matt P., Mohinder S. - Complete
In Vegas and In Trouble by Sophie3 reviews
Harry Potter finds himself in trouble when the Las Vegas CSI show up and he has a dead body in his bedroom. The one time he needs the Ministry to butt into his business, and they’re suspiciously absent. Now, how is he going to explain this one? A cross
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 2/16/2005
The Worst Poems Ever by Anakin McFly reviews
Presenting The Ode to the Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles, and the varied colourful works of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005
The Ten Commandments of Dead Poet Society Pledges by HeadinTheClouds13 reviews
The offical rules and laws for fans of Dead Poets Society.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
The Llama Song Has You by Anakin McFly reviews
The Matrix versions of The Llama Song: The Agent Song, The Neo Song, The Morpheus Song, The Cypher Song, The Mero Song, The Oracle Song, The Trinity Song, The Mouse Song, The Squiddy Song, The Cookie Song, The Redpill Song and now The Sati Song
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Smith, A., Neo
CSI Christmas Carols by cccahill18 reviews
Get into the holiday spirit with the CSI versions of your favorite Christmas tunes, sung by the CSI Christmas Choir!
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 12/9/2005
Dangerous Trips to Wonderland by YourXFirefly reviews
Alice can't stand her life at home, a clueless mother, a dead father, a jealous older sister, and an annoying younger brother. So now everytime things get ruff she finds her way back to Wonderland, but traveling back and forth may take it's toll on Alice.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
We Are Not Alone by cccahill18 reviews
A five year old Harry Potter realizes after the death of the Dursleys that he is not alone in the world with the discovery of an aunt in Las Vegas, who happens to be one Sara Sidle. Rating for mild violence references. CSIHarryPotter AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 10/21/2005
The Scientific Notes of Sirius Black by AmazinglyMe reviews
Experiment: See how long it will take Lily to chuck her goblet of pumpkin juice at James... Sirius Black records the misadventures of Lily and James for posterity, Lupin watches in disbelief, and Lily seethes. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sweeney Todd Condensed by Sans Papiers reviews
A slightly altered version of Sweeney Todd. This involving Anthony saying 'like' more often then the cast of 'Laguna Beach' put together, Johanna shooting up the asylum with a semiautomatic, and Sondheim's Lovely Obvious Hammer. Hilariosity ensures.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
CALL ME NUWANDA by navycorpsman reviews
Charlie Dalton is now at a new private school. Dare he start a new chapter in the DEAD POETS SOCIETY or does he close that book?
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,615 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006
Ways to Annoy Eragon! by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Ever wish you could annoy the worlds hottest Dragon Rder? Well, then click here and review!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
The Marauders' Papers by lupin-is-awsum reviews
Bits and pieces from the Marauder Era collected to understand what exactly happened at Hogwarts during the time of Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew. Told entirely through notes, detention slips, homework, essays, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005
Cold by cccahill18 reviews
Based off the lyrics of Crossfade's "Cold." House and Cameron's thoughts during episode 3x01, Meaning. HouseCameron
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
That The Powerful Play Goes On by navycorpsman reviews
After Mr. Keating leaves Welton, he sits at a coffee shop and thinks of each boy and what difference he made or could have made in each young man.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,887 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Flower Shop by cinderella200 reviews
Sirius and Remus help Lily choose flowers for the upcoming nuptials. The shop girl watches them, and comes to an interesting conclusion. SBRL PRE SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Lord of the Rings: The Road Trip by Lordy Duffano reviews
All of the fantasy goodness plus random chapter themes, even more random catchphrases, and constant bickering between my multiple personalities. Get ready for some metaphorical translation goodness!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,167 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 7/16/2005
To Be Known by ohmygiddyaunt reviews
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead A wierd little blurb of Ros POV, in the aftermath. Not slash.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Tears and Rain by Kaylenne reviews
Tonks and Lupin have found comfort in each other's arms, but Lupin has been acting cold towards Tonks. Why is this? STORY COMPLETE. Sorry, I know I was going to add more chapters but I just don't have the motivation and I'm completely out of ideas. x
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Once More, With Potter by Dragonicora reviews
Parody of the Buffy episode entitled Once More, With Feeling. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
There Is No Hair by Anakin McFly reviews
Morpheus angsts.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Morpheus - Complete
The Dance of Black and White by K Project reviews
A sonnet to the glory that is Pong.
Pong - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
The Rufus Song by Anakin McFly reviews
The Bill and Ted version of The Llama Song...
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
Loony Lovegood, Not So Loony by cccahill18 reviews
By chance, Neville meets up with Luna while on a walk one month after the war ends, and turns an ordinary day into a defining one. NevilleLuna, written before DH came out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
HalfBlood Prince For Kindergartens! by truemizzie reviews
Don't have the heart to read your kindergarten students Harry Potter and The HalfBlood Prince? Well then, just read them this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Orc Busters! by Faramir Fancier reviews
Aragorn and Legolas start a new company, drag Faramir and Boromir into it, then run around Middle-earth killing Orcs and other servants of Sauron. However, they seem to forget that Sauron's already dead...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005
The Boy by LuckyGirly reviews
She knew it was The Boy without being told. The crooked smile, the twinkling hazel eyes and the way he held his arm around her sister. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Complete
The Sealed Well by Kagome the Chicken reviews
What happens when Kagome gets taken by the Japanese government and they seal up the well connecting both eras? Can Inuyasha save her? COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
The Jack Sparrow Commandments by Rita Hill reviews
Ten Commandments in the name of Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2005
I am So Great by SweetDreams21191 reviews
Harry tells us about himself and why he thinks he's great in a version of Harry that we don't all know that well
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
Oh So Pretty by S. E. Holmes reviews
Spoilers for HBP. Voldemort's going to have a huge dinner party, and he thinks Snape needs some primping beforehand. Poor potions master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Severus S.
Gondor Boy and other weird Song Parodies! by Faramir Fancier reviews
Some parodies that I wrote at 11:30 pm, mostly songs. The first one is in the title! So read, review, and enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 5/29/2004
The Marty Song by Anakin McFly reviews
The BTTF version of The Llama Song. How could I desert my main fandom?
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
The Yoda Song by Anakin McFly reviews
The Star Wars version of The Llama Song. Need I say more?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
The Reverse of the King by Faramir Fancier reviews
All right! It's the third installment! Go read 'The Great Role Reversal' and 'Revers'd' So you understand it! But, here it is! Much craziness, insanity, and general humor to be found within! Read and Review! Comtains everyone's favorite characters!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004
Denethor's Educational Television Programme! by Faramir Fancier reviews
Denethor has gotten a TV show set to educate the Free People and Children of Middle Earth! Boromir, the co-host, provides the needed weirdness and Elrond provides the bad humor. Faramir becomes a scapegoat, and Arwen is the camera lady. Now could anything
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 10/18/2004
Revers'd by Faramir Fancier reviews
The Sequel to The Great Role Reversal. I reccomend you read that one first or you won't understand. Well, as promised, here it is! The Two Towers done MY way! Read and review! Lots of humor and other stuff just for you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004
Requirements by forty-two dreams reviews
The Room of Requirements is very, very powerful. It will give you what you need... whatever you need. Even if you don't know you need it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
The Great Role Reversal by Faramir Fancier reviews
Everyone is sick and tired of being themselves. They decide to switch places for the trilogy.... Features a new king, a lovesick Elf, a morbid hobbit, and a overenthused hobbit. Features the Fellowship, with more added as the movies go on. Read and Review
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,080 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004
Homeric Mr Grinch by Silver Whirl reviews
Song parody about Achilles to the tune of "Mr. Grinch." Inspired by a friend's musings and my intense dislike of Achilles, coupled with a Weird Al tendency. A quick read one-shot. Enjoy!
Homer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
That Legolas, Man! by leggy-stinks reviews
Sam hates Legolas Green-Eggs-and-Ham-style! Caution: Not as tame as the Green Eggs and Ham rhyme
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Legolas, Samwise G.
Joking a Malfoy by AbRaCaDaBrA reviews
A Harry Potter Alternate Universe moment. This is exactly why the Sorting Hat doesn't - and shouldn't - have a sense of humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Draco M., Draco M.
The Love That Shattered a Man by Gypsy Silverleaf reviews
Um, well, is Snape really the mean person he seems to be? I think not . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/1999
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Family Man reviews
The Pearl makes port in a tiny coastal town, revealing to Will and Elizabeth the reason for Jack's never-ending need for immortality; a dying girl. A series of vignettes delving into the secret home life of one Captain Jack Sparrow and his quest to save his family. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC]
Sense of Smell reviews
Dr. Brennan of the Jeffersonian recieves a victim who died in a rather peculiar way. The case takes her and Booth to New York City, where lives a tie to the victim. Mohinder Suresh may be able to tell them who they're looking for more inside,safety rate
Crossover - Bones & Heroes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - S. Booth, Mohinder S.
Animal Pancakes reviews
The last thing we want is Molly walking into school one day saying, 'I have two daddies.'" Mohinder needs to talk to Matt about "PDA" in front of their kid. Matt/Mohinder, fluff-ish...not really, but not hardcore either. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Mohinder S., Matt P.
The Hearts of Men reviews
ONESHOT. The Council of Elrond having ajourned, Legolas sits on the bank of a river and is surprised to find that Elrohir, Elrond's son, feels that men are too weak to resist the temptation of the Ring. More inside, R&R. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Orion's Belt reviews
Movieverse. So we know why Jack and Fabrizio are on the Titanic, but what about Tommy Ryan?Answer:a better life for his family. His wife is pregnant and they're dirt poor, so what better time to start a new life in America? COMPLETE.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,721 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Tommy R. - Complete
Finding Love Through Broken Glass reviews
He lost his only love, and now there is only emptiness inside. An SWD 18 Emo!fic product. Rating for head-bashing ANGST and character death. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Something Old and Something New reviews
Jack was married once, in the 40s.He's called away to war and she never sees him again, leaving her believing she's a war widow.Never sees him again, that is, until a certain Doctor comes along... 10th Doctor, based on Torchwood ep. 1.5, reviews are LOVE!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Anticlockwise reviews
ALL THE QUEEN'S MEN ONESHOT. Tony and Johnno are shaving when Johnno nicks himself. As Tony fixes him up, Johnno confesses a few things he didn't expect to... Johnno/Tony. COMPLETE. PLEASE REVIEW!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Gotta Do More, Gotta Be More reviews
TWOSHOT. Pitts and Meeks think on Neil's death. Second Pitts taken down! Rating for obvious character death. Nonslash. COMPLETE.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006
Baby Swan reviews
Answer to a challenge. There's a second Swan sister. Yes, I know, it's been done before, but here's a bit of a twist to it: Rebecca Swan is Elizabeth's 10yearold sister. She sneaks onto the boat...ship...and gets WAY more than she bargained for! COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,543 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006
Photographs and Tears reviews
ONESHOT Sequel to Emerald and Onyx. Reminded by the holdiays of James and Lily's deaths, Sirius reflects, regrets, and tells Harry about his sixth year at Hogwarts. Rather fluffy at the end, sorry. Only slightly AU. COMPLETE. PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Emerald and Onyx reviews
SiriusLily. Sirius loves Lily, but he's having a hard time trying to tell her and not betraying James's trust. Better than summery, trust me. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,455 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Within Your Eyes reviews
ONESHOT, songfic. Jareth muses over why Sarah didn't take what he offered, especially when he knew she loved him back. Contains bits from Underground, As the World Falls Down, and Within You. COMPLETE. PLEASE REVIEW!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
Waltzing reviews
ONESHOT. Draco thinks back on the years he's spent with his abusive father. Based on Theodore Roethke's My Papa's Waltz. Rating for abuse. COMPLETE. PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Love Needs a Little Help reviews
Another product of ship list. MollyArthur, very fluffy. Oneshot. Basically, how and when they met and started going out. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
The Only One He Ever Loved reviews
A product of a game I was playing. Basically a LExTR...messed up, I know, but I think it's rather good. Moves rather fast, I was on a time limit. Rating for character death obvious who it is, though. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Lily Evans P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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