Author has written 4 stories for Song of the Lioness.
I love to read fanfiction, and Tamora Pierce, so I decided to write some of my own. I really don't care what you say about my writing (if it's bad, I just won't believe you!), so flame away! I hope it's not that horrible though.
Quotes. (Optional: you don't have to read these.)
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits. -Albert Einstein
Act your age, not your shoe size. -Anonymous
The opposite of talkng is waiting to talk. -I Can't Remember
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it should know better. -Anonymous
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. -Thomas Eddison
If you have any other awesome quotes, feel free to review and tell me. Next, weird things I have in my brain.
The longest word in the English language that can be typed on the top row of the modern day keyboard is TYPEWRITER!
It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma.(Just think about it. . .)
You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina.
In Lehigh, Nebraska it's against the law to sell donut holes.
Under the law of Mississippi, there’s no such thing as a female Peeping Tom.
About two hundred babies are born worldwide every minute.
Nobody yet has explained satisfactorily why couples who marry in January, February, and March tend to have the highest divorce rates.
More people use blue toothbrushes then red ones.
Your statistical chance of being murdered is one in twenty thousand.
If you earn twenty thousand dollars a year, one minute of your time is worth a little more than seventeen cents.
Someone on Earth reports seeing a UFO every three minutes.
In the U.S., reported sightings are most likely to occur in July, at 9 p.m. or 3 a.m.
Forty percent of the American population has never visited a dentist.
About 60 percent of all American babies are named after close relatives.
August is the month when most babies are born.
"Fan" is an abbreviation for the word "fanatic." Toward the turn of the 19th century, various media referred to football enthusiasts first as "football fanatics," and later as a "football fan."
Malcolm Lowry had pnigophobia—the fear of choking on fish bones.
Augustus Caesar had achluophobia—the fear of sitting in the dark.
Androphobia is a fear of men.
Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.
Pentheraphobia is a fear of a mother-in-law.
Scopophobia is a fear of being looked at.
Phobophobia is a fear of fearing.
Mageiricophobia is the intense fear of having to cook.
Papaphobia is the fear of Popes.
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive.
Clinophobia is the fear of beds.
All of these facts, withthe exeption of the first one, came from the site /ca6/uselessfacts/.
Yogi Berra Quotes"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
"Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."
"Because it gets late early." (On why it's so tough to play left field in Yankee stadium.)
"If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them."
"It ain't over till it's over."
"It's deja vu all over again."
"No wonder nobody comes here; it's too crowded."
"We have very deep depth!"
"We made too many wrong mistakes."
"You can observe a lot by just watching."
People Really Said These Things In Court Q: What is your date of birth?
Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all?
Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
Q: How old is your son - the one living with you.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: Did he kill you?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Q: She had three children, right?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
Q: Mr. Slattery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
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Disclaimer for all my work! I own nothing, nobody, and nowhere. I wish I did, but it all belongs to the great and almost all powerful Tamora Pierce. Here it goes!