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Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,409 - Reviews: 7001 - Favs: 9,793 - Follows: 12,901 - Updated: 1h - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
This Is Not The Chosen One You're Looking For by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
When the infant Antichrist is brought to Earth, he is secretly exchanged for another child with no one the wiser. His new parents? James and Lily Potter. The situation doesn't go exactly as Heaven and Hell planned, however...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,005 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 13h - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Aziraphale, A. Crowley
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 120,096 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Hedwig's Great Adventure by Stellata reviews
First he learns there's a world of magic, then he meets a time traveling owl? Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any stranger... AU Hogwarts years, stars Hedwig, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Padma, Terry, Susan, Blaise and Hannah.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,645 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Hedwig
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,128 - Reviews: 3281 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 2,765 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,712 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,299 - Reviews: 2901 - Favs: 6,029 - Follows: 6,834 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Clowning is a Serious Business by A.A. Pessimal reviews
The Guild of Fools, Joculators and Minstrels is a forbidding place and a closed world where everyone hears rumors but nobody, other than Fools, sees the reality. Until now. A sort of sequel to "Nature Studies".
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,391 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Vetinari, Lord Downey, Lady Meserole, Dr. Whiteface
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 7/18 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Security! by ack1308 reviews
A fanfiction writer finds himself within the story. What is he to do?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 379,902 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Skitter, OC
The Slippery Slope by ack1308 reviews
When Taylor makes a new friend at Winslow, it's not as good a thing as it seems ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,737 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 5/4 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, OC
Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters, and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,741 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
The Blender by LordsFire reviews
This is my repository for miscellaneous story fragments that I thought were interesting, but not interesting enough, or perhaps worth enough effort, to turn into full stories in and of themselves.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,745 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P.
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,565 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
So What Is It Good For Anyway? by littlewhitecat reviews
Looking for a distraction from Sirius Black's death Harry decides to have a muggle adventure, but for that he needs money. Approaching Gringotts for a solution to his cash flow problem he's rather surprised when they give him a cheque book. What possible use is that?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/22 - Complete
Confrontation by ack1308 reviews
Taylor's encounter against Lung doesn't go very well at all. She wakes up in hospital, and Armsmaster has some questions.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,075 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 1/14 - Skitter, Aegis, Panacea, Armsmaster - Complete
The Phoenix Syndrome by apAidan reviews
It's two years after the Epilogue and there's an emergency at the DMLE. so Director Hermione Granger-Weasley has to go into the office and find out exactly what's going on. Epilogue compliant Harmony. Rating for violence / torture scene in chapter 6 Chapter 13 edited for a continuity error on 4/8/2013
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,318 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,578 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hope by Luan Mao reviews
Hope may be the most terrific influence on anyone
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/10 - OC - Complete
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 235,914 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 9/15/2012
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 715,476 - Reviews: 7274 - Favs: 6,922 - Follows: 7,985 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3600 - Favs: 5,217 - Follows: 5,647 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Boys 'Round Here by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
With Sirius Black on the loose, Harry and Ron arrive for their 3rd year as rambunctious, loud, obnoxious teenagers. Sounds normal. Why, then, is Albus Dumbledore so worried? Is it going to be just a normal year at Hogwarts? Is it ever when a Potter is involved?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,518 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Severus S., Albus D.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5324 - Favs: 3,882 - Follows: 4,469 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Butcher's Bill by storybookknight reviews
Quarrel was allergic to bee stings, and now Taylor is the Butcher - but the Administrator shard is strong enough to hold off the voices in her head, for now. What will Taylor do, when circumstances conspire to keep her on the wrong side of the law?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,672 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 11/19/2014
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 370,395 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 3,932 - Follows: 4,626 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,680 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/20/2011
The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum by Pjazz reviews
Cameron keeps a secret and personal diary of her activities. Next chapter. Cameron attends a pool party and learns some disturbing news about a once and future acquaintance. (Part 1 of 3)
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 86 - Words: 344,709 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 8/5/2008
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 5,456 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The random craziness file by Darklooshkin reviews
Here's where I put all the great ideas I get. I hope you like them. Monologuing is such a cool thing to do sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,259 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 6/15/2012
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Witch Queen by TimeLoopedPowerGamer reviews
After a long war, Voldemort still remains undefeated and Hermione Granger has fallen to Darkness. But despite having gained great power in exchange for a bargain with the hidden Fae, she is still unable to kill the immortal Dark Lord. As a last resort, she sends Harry back in time twenty years to when he was eleven, using a dark ritual with a terrible sacrifice. Canon compliant AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 150,495 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
R&D by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,918 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Xander H.
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Mess-Up-The-Plot by my-patronus-is-a-computer reviews
The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,619 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 4,912 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 3,895 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
Slipping Between Worlds by A.A. Pessimal reviews
An experiment. Discworld will happen here, certainly, but there will also be aspects of Terry Pratchett's non-Discworld novels, the Johnny Maxwell trilogy. The author has written a younger version of himself in as a male "Mary Sue". forgive me...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 256,403 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,995 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 3,904 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 286,698 - Reviews: 3476 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 6,320 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Vulpem pilum mutat, non mores by Tine An reviews
Stabbed, late at night, in Hogsmeade Harry wakes up, face in the snow, in 1967. He isn't famous, he has no money, and no one has heard of Lord Voldemort. Becoming increasingly doubtful about the possibility of his return to the future he wonders if he may have to organise a little bit of a coup.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,497 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.] Rosmerta
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
Crack Investigator by Luan Mao reviews
The tale of the best investigator in magical history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
WAAAGH on the Hellmouth by Aprion reviews
( ON INDEFINITE HIATUS. My Apoligies. ) YAHF. Xander gets a new costume. One that will change the balance of power on the Hellmouth forever.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,496 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Xander H., Daemons
Hunters and Prey by Northumbrian reviews
Harry Potter has a mission, to track down the Death Eaters who escaped after the Battle. Nothing is more important, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,270 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 9/21/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
All Hallows Pepperpot by SotF reviews
A Costume of something beyond deadly and foe of the Oncoming Storm, the choice made and danger to come. Halloween Fic, YAHF
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Are you sure this was a good idea? by Diresquirrel reviews
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dawn S.
AntiHyphen by The Gray Maze reviews
The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance, hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,456 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 2,261 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Blaise Z.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Red by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Harry Potter just wants his sister to survive the school year, but there are so many grumpy groos and big ol' meanies standing in his way. AU. Twins. GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,283 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., OC
Boba Weasley by Lucillia reviews
The afterlife wasn't quite what Boba Fett expected, nor was the second chance at happiness he'd been given. He now has a new life to live with a new family, Harry Potter and the Weasleys. Can he be a parent to Harry when he himself is physically a child?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Boba Fett, Harry P.
Crush by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Just various fragments. Ideas and the beginnings of some good stories that came to me, but I lack the time to work on or a plot in some cases.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 129,971 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Error of Soul by Materia-Blade reviews
OOtP Mid Year. Every now and then throughout wizarding history, a pair of individuals very close to one another find that their magic has grown attached. A bond is formed. A Soul Bond. And may hell burn the idiot who ever thought having one was a 'good' thing! A Soul Bond story done 'right.' No bashing. A Harry and Hermione love and war story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,309 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oops by michaelsuave reviews
Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,183 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 727 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Connections by aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,233 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 3,269 - Follows: 3,979 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 4,742 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 2,360 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 339 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3104 - Favs: 5,561 - Follows: 6,104 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Unfortunately Unbreakable by Luan Mao reviews
Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
The Civilian Assistant by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Set just after "Thud!" with Vetinari torn between rewarding the Watch for averting war and punishing it for poaching A.E. Pessimal from his Palace staff. The Patrican, a man known for elegant economy, finds a way of doing both - simultaneously.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,554 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009
Once Upon a Time by udderpd reviews
Young Harry, it was going to be a one shot but it grew. Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ginny, Susan, Hannah, Daphne and the Patil Twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,187 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Boys Who Lived by Gabi-hime reviews
On the night of October 31, 1981, there were two Boys Who Lived. Join Hermione Granger and Luna Lovegood as they try to unravel the mystery behind Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom, two boys who insist they just 'grew up in the country together.' Total series rewrite beginning in 1991, Hermione Granger's first year at Hogwarts. HG x HP, NL x LL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,541 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Coming Back Late by alchymie reviews
We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,852 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 2,473 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Taking Charge by Drauchenfyre reviews
My first multi-chapter fic- what happens when the adults get off their butts and solve the problems of the wizarding world rather than depending on a clueless eleven-year-old and his friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,521 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Albus D., OC - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 251 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hunting for Potions by Devil Reader reviews
Harry has enough of being imprisoned with the Dursleys over the summers and with Voldemort back, he decides to have some fun and face a little danger. He goes to Africa to become a Hunter, people who find rare and dangerous magical potion ingredients. Idea borrowed from Rorschah's Blot's fan fiction 'Odd Ideas'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,483 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P.
A Peculiar Logic by apAidan reviews
Getting through the Snape's hazard at the end of first year showed that wizards didn't have much in the way of logic. A much cooler Sphinx in the Third Task of the TriWizard Tournament could have made for a much different experience for some. Not to be taken seriously, this is definitely AU and more than a bit OOC. But the Sphinx is cool. Luna said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Hold Page One! by avidbeader reviews
Post-OotP one-shot, AU. Hermione's ban on Rita Skeeter is about to expire, and she has a plan to give the reporter a very special scoop. What kind of stories will Rita chase now? And will it backfire on Hermione? H/Hr if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Rita S., Hermione G. - Complete
tlhIngan maH! by Polydicta reviews
What happens when Harry is exposed to a fictional character with a worthwhile warrior ethos? What happens when Harry and company decide to emulate a fictional warrior race. tlhInganpu, is what. Some graphic death scenes later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,305 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fuzzy Wuzzy Protector by ssjgokillo reviews
During the summer Sirius sends Harry a package to help him achieve his animagus form. During the ritual something goes wrong, and Harry finds himself stuck trying to regain his human form, while being mistaken as a magical pet by Hermione. H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,068 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Bad Boys by Crowlows19 reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are the best, the baddest, and the loudest in their Auror Unit. And now they've been thrown through time to thirty years in the past. How much chaos can these two cause? Rated for violence and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,560 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Valuable Employee by Quen Galad reviews
History needs butchers as well as shepherds, and she is one of the former. Lord Vetinari has given many criminals a chance to repay their debts to society, but how do they feel about that? Rated M for language and mature themes.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Vetinari - Complete
Rule of two, dreams come true by Darklooshkin reviews
Whitetigerwolfs Dark Lady challenge. Hermione watches Star Wars at age six and tries to connect with the force. Now watch how a game of pretend turns into a journey to the dark side filled with -friendship and love? Yes, Harry's responsible somehow...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Journey Through the Dark by Earl Lonsdale reviews
AU 4th year. Spurned by everyone, Harry accepts Bagman's help, taking the 1st step towards greatness. Elements: charms-prodigy, no-bashing, manipulative but good Dumbledore, dragons, unspeakables, HarrySusan, Ginny-friendship. Oh, the veil is a hellmouth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,917 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 2,598 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Susan B.
Thoughts of Pudding by Brian64 reviews
*This story has been revised and reposted under a new title: Thoughts of Pudding 2012 story # 7808517 . Please change your alerts to that story, as only chapter 23 will be posted to this old version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,226 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
April Fool by Northumbrian reviews
It is George Weasley's birthday. It is not a happy occasion, it never is. Will this year be different?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/11/2012 - [George W., Angelina J.] - Complete
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 3,176 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Best to say nothing by Rex Tims reviews
Eleven year old Harry's heading to Hogwarts and his mouth's shut. Since it makes his life simpler with the Dursleys, at his old school and everywhere else, why not be a mute wizard? A little solidarity can go a long way even when no one else understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 461 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P.
A Series Of Unfortuante Events! by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
A one shot of small stories!. This is purely for humor. I may continue this in the future possibly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Basic Physics by Marcus Rowland reviews
There's a reason why some vampires sparkle, and it isn't good... 100-word Buffy / Twilight Drabble
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Spike, Edward - Complete
The Wand Shop Sketch by NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
Choose: the rest is in the details by Lens of Sanity reviews
I've heard good things about Evil, and after I made my choice I've gotta tell you, it feels good, very good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Harry P.
The Chronicles of Harry Holmes by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
What if the Dursleys gave Harry the Sherlock Holmes books when he was a child to make sure he knew that there was no such thing as magic? What if he did everything to become just like Holmes? May seem rushed, but more coming. Sequel in the making!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,160 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
False Starts Buffy the Vampire Slayer by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of story ideas that never went anywhere. A few work well as one shots but are a bit short, others are shards of ideas that may or may not be expanded. Some good, some not so much.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,051 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Buffy S.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 401 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Out of the West by Larry Huss reviews
Any suffienctly advanced science would be thought of as magic"-Arthur C. Clark. "We are being present at the birth of the Superman!"-Frederick Nietzche. AU/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 212,502 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Dobby House Elf and the Popular Culture by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry makes the mistake of letting people around an impressionable poor house elf. Dobby takes his obsessions a little too seriously. Rating for violence. Yes, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Dobby, Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 133 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 3,902 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
Blue Jeans and a Sledgehammer by Crowlows19 reviews
AU. Some men are born to survive. Some men have a capacity to forgive that rivals the greatest Saints of Heaven. Severus Snape is one of those men. Armed with his blue jeans and sledgehammer, he's the best guardian a little hero could hope for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,601 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 486 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Helping Hand by Rex Tims reviews
Luna Lovegood has only one person she considers a friend and will go to extreme lengths to help him, including helping him find love with as many women as he can and convincing him it's the right thing to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,937 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Muggle Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 159 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nature of Power by imgeorgenotfred reviews
In the fight at the Department of Mysteries Harry stands and fights in the time room. This leads to dire consequences, but also to second chances. Can an invigorated Harry change things for the better?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,936 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P.
E Nomine by KafkaExMachina reviews
AU fourth year. Voldemort discovers what Dumbledore thinks 'the power the Dark Lord knows not' is, and changes his plans accordingly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P.
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 420 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Different Kind of Badass by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
"You know, I'm pretty certain that I asked for a bad-arse guardian angel." Or, Harry learns that you can't always judge a book by its cover. Harry Potter/Good Omens crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Aziraphale - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Black Sheep by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Howondalandian Assassin Johanna Smith-Rhodes is happy in her job, her profession and her life. What could possibly upset her day? But every family had its black sheep...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,824 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Complete
Enchanting by Stephen-Warner reviews
I reread the books and realised that they cannot cast spells,even though they do , only Harry seems to get dinged for it though, but they can use magic items to their black little hearts' content. So what would happen if two pranksters informed Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,657 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Things Gryffindor House Are No Longer Allowed ToDo by DoctorDan reviews
Voldemort is not the top threat to the Wizarding World; Gryffindor House has him beat in spades! These little hellions are kept safely away from the rest of the population, with a mere seven years available to make them safe to unleash upon the world...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 135 - Published: 3/6/2011
Harry Potter and the Mysterious Island by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Umbridge has driven Dumbledore from Hogwarts, now she's after Harry and the DA. They escape, but, to steal a phrase, "Our situation has not improved." While Harry and some friends work to survive, the rest of Britain has to face Voldemort without him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,769 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P., Hannah A.
Harry Potter, Import Exports by soulthief2 reviews
Young Harry Potter's life was changed the night he was left on the steps of Number 4. Remarkable what a certain Englishman'sinfluence can do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Harry P.
Hooaws and a Duckbill by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A humorous look at the graveyard scene from GoF. Harry comes prepared, Tom is in deep doo-doo. Rated for language, innuendo. My Yahoo! group recommends no drinking or eating while reading this if you value your keyboard & monitor, and don't like choking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Boy Who Never Knew by dunuelos reviews
What if the Dursleys sent Harry off without him learning his own story? No one ever explained anything. And Amelia Bones is quiet upset about it. Complete for basic idea. Feel Free to Adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,251 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Amelia B., Harry P. - Complete
The Adventures of Owl Man by Xelan reviews
When crime threatens Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy, one figure cloaked in darkness appears to save the day. Owl Man meets his most intriguing adversary yet - Kneazle Woman. Harmony and less direct Weasley bashing. More Rogues to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 5,895 - Follows: 6,869 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Detour to Heaven by Crowlows19 reviews
Foul mouthed, rude, and angry. Oh and let's not forget, seventeen going on eight. Time Travel fic. A little bit of the usual dashed with some of the not so usual. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Fair Trade by Laume reviews
The disappearance of one Harry Potter has consequences for several people, not in the least, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 320 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Enchanter and the five coincidences by So you want to be an Author reviews
In the books Harry's years are always chaotic. How much worse would it be with five years of canon troubles in one? Enchanter, Independent, Gray, Smart and Political Harry! Eventual Runemaster Harry! Starts with anti-pureblood prejudiced Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,248 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Justice Served With A Side Of Fries by Lady FoxFire reviews
A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Harry Potter Effect by Wyx reviews
Nothing ever happens as planned around Harry. Everything that can go wrong does so. How else can you explain all the crazy things that have happened to him? Goblet of Fire, Humorous but not completely ridiculous. T for some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P.
The First Task by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 103 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 3,113 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 132 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 496 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Chronophagus by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
Death is in trouble again - and the whole of Reality with him - and it is up to Lily and Albert to save him, and of course the disc, with the assistance ? of Rincewind, the rest of UU, and a little bald man in a yellow robe.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2010
Harry Potter and the Golden Needle by xenocidender reviews
Harry has an idea of how to break the rules of Transfiguration, and it actually might work. Maybe. Plenty of other things happen too. No slash and no pairings as yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,849 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., S. Vector
Relative Vimes by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
Sam Vimes was not an only son.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,644 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 11/6/2008
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
In Flanders Fields by romulus lupin reviews
On a road trip to France soon after the final battle, four friends come across a field of poppies interspersed with white crosses. Random plot bunny for Remembrance Day. In memory of Simon's Flower and FenrisWolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 273 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Potter Conspiracy by darklordmike reviews
Slightly AU, post-GOF. A Harry/Parvati epic. Civil war is coming to wizarding Britain, and Harry's role will be a complicated one. Very manipulative Dumbledore, with some revisions to early canon. Harry will have a backbone in this one. Rated M. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 187,009 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P., Parvati P.
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 124 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter: Space Wizard by Taure reviews
These are the voyages of the Wizard Ship Rotfang. Its continuing mission: to blunder aimlessly through the galaxy, leaving chaos in its wake. Its captain: Harry Potter. HP/SG1. One shot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 152 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Twinkle Twinkle Little Bellatrix by pstibbons reviews
Bellatrix Black does not want to become a Lestrange or a minion to some Dark Wotsit. Hell no! She has a *Plan*. And Severus Snape is going along with it coz she'll kill him if he doesn't. AU, SSLE, Marauder bashing, and Discworld's Susan Sto Helit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,222 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bellatrix L., Severus S.
Marriage in Mind by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 308 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Missing Contract by Hexadecimal666 reviews
Harry Potter is forced to accept a Marriage Contract. This isn't an idea he's in favor of. What happens when the Ministry tries to enforce it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Rather Bad Day by KafkaExMachina reviews
Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 4,354 - Follows: 676 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Mel Granger, Dark Witch by Codex Serpens reviews
Mel is Hermione and Ron's daughter, raised by Ginny and Harry. Ron is in Azkaban for Hermione's murder. Her mother's posthumous words tell her the truth, and Ginny's abuse finally drives Mel into the Dark Arts. Britain has a new Dark Lady to fear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,929 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - OC
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Slythering To Victory by Ebona Nite reviews
A Slytherin Harry competes in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Sort of. No horcruxes. Rated for mild language. More spelling corrections and an added Skeeter scene. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Master of thy Fate by Codex Serpens reviews
Scabbers doesn't like his new owner, escapes the Burrow and while on the run meets a runaway young Harry who doesn't know who or what he is. Instinctual, violent Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,215 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Peter P.
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 5,257 - Follows: 1,056 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
In Denial We Trust by Laryna6 reviews
Coppers would be far too suspicious of anyone calling themselves a god of policing to actually believe in them. However, official denials are also something coppers won't believe. If only Vimes wasn't too much the ultimate policeman to claim godhood...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Yes, Minister by Taure reviews
A new Muggle Prime Minister has been elected, and it's time for him to meet the Minister for Magic. Only, things don't go quite as smoothly as normal...One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 178 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Harry's Pets by Shadows In The Sun reviews
Adopted by wolfydies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P.
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Baggage of Doom by Punster-Zero reviews
Harry Potter / Discworld crossover Harry finds himself in need of some new school equipment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hero of a Thousand Retreating Backs: Harry Potter by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Featuring a Harry modeled heavily upon a wizzard commonly believed to be as important to magic as the number 'zero' is to mathematics.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 433 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
A Promise To Be Kept by Atrophy-Conception reviews
Death hires a young woman, struggling to keep the land her father left to her in his will, to redecorate his house so it appears more human. This is an attempt at Romance between an Anthropomorphic Personification and an Original character.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,911 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2681 - Favs: 4,449 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Led by the Spirits by Mali-caren reviews
Harry’s 21 and one night out drinking changed EVERYTHING. One woman and a few wrong choices is gonna turn his live on its head. Real summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,976 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Child of Mercy by Fayr Warning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
The Pumpkin Juice Incident by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
AU. After someone spikes the pumpkin juice, Hogwarts prefect Hermione tries to get to the bottom of it, while Harry, Hogwarts own Godfather, does his own investigating. Seer!Luna, Enforcer!Dobby,OnStrike!elves and more. Crack!fic. WIP ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Harry P.
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 279 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 167 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
Harmless and Easily Domesticated by Angie Astravic reviews
Hagrid has been forbidden to teach any creature of higher classification than XX: harmless, may be domesticated. So nothing can possibly go wrong in his classes now - right? Augureys and Clabberts and Bowtruckles, oh my, not to mention Redneck Wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Harry P., Rubeus H.
So Much For Nuremburg by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "The Satisfying Deaths of "Professor" Umbridge. WARNING: Umbridge death and dismemberment, crazy yet eloquent humor, and a dose of H/Hr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Punishment by Lunar1 reviews
After MAA the anti-dwarf/troll feeling in Ankh-Morpork seems to have evaporated somewhat. However, what would happen if a group determined to get rid of the ethnic minorities in AM arose? It's up to the Watch to sort it all out...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,076 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 229 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
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