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Joined 08-15-05, id: 878070, Profile Updated: 08-06-12
Author has written 19 stories for Gorillaz, Naruto, Mighty Boosh, and Team Fortress 2.

I am probably too old to write fanfiction now. SO WHY CAN'T I STOP?

I enjoy margaritas, autumn sunsets, good conversation and fictional stories about men engaging in anal sex.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 13857 - Favs: 16,736 - Follows: 14,154 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Scout and the Crab by Crystal124 reviews
Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,219 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Scout, Spy
Behind the Scenes by Lli reviews
A lot can change in three years. People most of all. Set during the "missing years" in TLC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Butler, Minerva P. - Complete
Overhand, Underhand by Sugar Magic reviews
Cheating at cards made easy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,690 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Scout, Spy - Complete
First Impressions by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Because everyone in this fandom has to do an account of the ram-raid at some point. Dark humour, mostly-onesided slashiness between Murdoc and 2D, gore because parts of it are about someone getting hit with a car. COMPLETE.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,992 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete
The Sniper and the Scapegrace by The-Great-Catsby reviews
The Sniper is a simple man. He had simple clothes, a simple life, and a simple job: Just aim and shoot. But the Scout is really good at making his love-life anything but simple. Slash. Sniper/Scout. Multi-chap.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sniper, Scout
You Know by Mikael-Macbeth reviews
XXX COMPLETE, Murdoc X 2D, language, expect adult themes XXX It's always like this... Murdoc always takes him into these pubs and acts like this genius--like this... fake. Always.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete
Perpetual Motion by New Secret Identity reviews
He grinned madly at her retreating figure. Defiant as always. That was fine, he thought to himself, he wouldn’t have her any other way.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,464 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 9/25/2005
History Repeats by usedusernames reviews
On November 16, 1955, Marty McFly had two things: a broken time machine and fake cowboy pants that rode up in a most uncomfortable way. Marty/Doc in which Marty gets trapped in 1955 following the second movie.
Back to the Future - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7065 - Favs: 5,411 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
HalfLife by B.E.QUEST reviews
Murdoc turns forty, and he thinks it's high time to put everything in his head to rest. A .45 caliber, a small cake, and one puff of smoke later, he decides to live a little longer. Story will become Murdoc x 2D. Mature scenes available in another archive
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,351 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006
The Thing About by K. Koumori reviews
[Gorillaz Slash. Murdoc2D.] The tension is thick enough to touch at Kong Studios.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,374 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
Camaraderie by rayemars reviews
Sakura, Sasuke, a prison cell, and a deserved but unlikely ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/24/2005
Boy Meets Alien part II by lies-d reviews
Zim must deal with the consequences of his and Dib's earlier. . .mistake. (ZADR and ZAKR)
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,325 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 4/19/2004
Not Heaven by Anria reviews
Naruto is sent on a mission to the Hidden Sand. There, he meets Gaara once more. (Spoilers for up to manga chapter 246; goes AU after that.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/15/2005
Boy Meets Alien by lies-d reviews
After seeing a Sex Ed video in class, Zim gets an idea.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,553 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 9/4/2003
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Saudade reviews
After a crippling injury leaves him incapacitated, Scout returns home to re-evaluate his life. Can anyone break this cycle of despondency?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Potshot reviews
A short story about Medic's strange surgical instruments. Scout thinks some people should just stick with stamp collecting.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Medic, Scout - Complete
Muscle Management reviews
Scout is suffering from a physical problem with no easy solution. Now he has to rely on Heavy's help or face a dishonorable discharge. It's a tough choice.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Scout, Heavy
Crossdressing Fortress reviews
Soldier trials a new method to whip his men into shape. Will lace panties and satin skirts really unleash the warrior within? Read and find out.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011
Aliens! reviews
Demoman convinces Scout that they may not be alone in the universe. Unfortunately the pair end up for much, much more than they bargained for.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Demoman, Scout - Complete
Amputastic! reviews
After a collusion between Medic and Engineer, Scout finds himself in a desperate situation.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Scout, Engineer
Home Sick reviews
Scout isn't immune to everything. Medic is happy to prove some professional assistance.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Medic, Scout - Complete
Scout's Hot Date reviews
Scout pulls the moves on Miss Pauling, with less than stellar results.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Scout
Medic's Acid Trip reviews
Medic trials an exciting new drug with terrible and hilarious consequences.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Medic - Complete
Window Art reviews
Scout demonstrates his artistic ability to the team. Spy has other ideas.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Scout - Complete
French Revenge reviews
A short story about the lengths that Scout will go to if you ever cross him.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Scout - Complete
Roadtrip Down Under reviews
Two men, one van and a lot to work out between them. It's Scout and Sniper's Excellent Adventure!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Scout, Sniper
Sleepwalker reviews
Vince finds himself the unwitting victim of Howard's nocturnal activities. Not entirely to his displeasure
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Howard M., Vince N.
Hypotheticals reviews
It's a rainy night on Plastic Beach, and Murdoc engages 2D in some strange midnight conversation.
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete
Sannin Manor reviews
Sasuke is comfortable living alone in an affluent suburb, but is in for a rude awakening when he meets his new neighbor. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Get Some Sleep reviews
The night before Naruto's team returns to Konoha, Gaara has one last request.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Male Bonding reviews
Team Kakashi spends a night at the hot springs resort in an attempt to help bond the team members, however, when Sai asks Naruto some difficult questions, bonding takes a different spin. Warning, Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Hell Bends Backwards reviews
Murdoc has passed on, bitten the dust, kicked the bucket. Yet they still can't get rid of the bastard! In an attempt to set things right the Gorillaz uncover a secret that will rock the foundations of the earth.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,401 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006
Zombie Blues reviews
When Murdoc finds an unorthodox inamorata the rest of the band are unsure how to handle it. But when it seems as though the situation is set to stay, a certain singer is feeling uncomfortable with Murdoc's shift of attention. Slash! MurdocX2D
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,251 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Complete