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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Mass Effect, and Dragon Age.

Hi there!

If you've found your way here then you've probably already read one of my stories, or at least some part of them, so I just want to say that I hope you liked what you've read! And if you haven't read any of mine yet, please do ;) A little about me: I'm a 31 year old woman from Sweden and the fandoms I'm currently into are Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Skyrim, Tru Blood, Witcher, One Piece and Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire. Since english isn't my first language, feel free to point out any errors you might find in my text so I can get better at writing in this complex language! In Mass Effect I'm alternating between FemShep/Kaidan and FemShep/Joker. Will probably get into a little Game of Thrones or A Song of Ice and Fire as well, and some Skyrim.

Om Älska, älska inte
Jag vill bara varna: Jag skrev den här när jag var ett barn. Seriöst ett barn. Jag har inte läst den igen eftersom jag förmodligen skulle dö av skam. Den är helt säkert full med stavfel och grammatiken är säkert skit. Snälla, döm inte mig efter hur den ser ut, jag tar inget ansvar för den! Vet inte riktigt varför jag inte tagit bort den, kanske gör det vid ett annat tillfälle =)

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The cover image of the story is made by Aliyah-Shalom-David34, and thanks a hundred times for that, sweetie!

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Bitter Thorns by Northernstar99 reviews
"Tell me, human." That faceless figure towered over him, "Does your daughter have a price?" "No, you cannot have her." The faceless figure only laughed darkly and replied, "We'll see about that." Belle Deveraux was something Eric Northman wanted for a long time now...and he would soon have her even if he had to tear apart anyone that dared to stand in his way. "She is mine."
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 155,680 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/30/2021 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Eric N., Godric, OC
Reawakening by Ender Mahe reviews
Shepard is back, but she's not who she used to be. It's all she can do to put one step in front of the other. Slow-moving Shoker. Starts very cannon, gradually opens up to examine Shepard's past and her relationship with Joker, as well as tighten up the scattered elements of the plot into a cohesive narrative. [Being Rewritten as ME2: Revised]
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,438 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/28/2021 - Published: 4/3/2011 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Destined To Him by tiibouchina reviews
Sookie came back from Faery to a sight she hadn't expected; a young woman sitting on her porch surrounded by travel cases. A woman swearing to protect her. A woman Eric didn't know he'd been expecting for over a thousand years. Eric/OC, some minor Pam/OC, M for adult themes, language and violence. Post S03
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,704 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 8/27/2021 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Eric N., OC] Pam
Normandy by AngstyShenko reviews
The sequel to Service. AU. Lauren Shepard and Kaidan Alenko have been on and off friends since they were teens at BAaT. Will serving together change their friendship? An ME1 novelization, straying from canon.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,870 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/1/2021 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Kaidan A., Shepard]
Solid Fluidity by barbex reviews
AU. Shepard and Garrus in a relationship from the start with lots of romantic sparkles and sex! Garrus's POV, new conspiracies, new enemies and cameos from our favorite TV shows. Come for the smut and stay for the story. Someone said my summary "hides this incredible, magnificent story within", so see for yourself. Will update soon and will get finished.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 52 - Words: 314,581 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 11/8/2020 - Published: 11/7/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard]
Tiger By My Side by Introjection reviews
Commander Shepard isn't one to be confused. However, after the events on the remote colony of Horizon, she has no choice but to accept the things she does not want to face, and have the courage to start life anew. Pairing: F!Shep x Joker [2020 UPDATE: BEING ENTIRELY REWRITTEN, FURTHER UPDATES TBA, SEE PROFILE]
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,110 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/5/2020 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Joker, Shepard
Moments Like This by akurosa reviews
Simple and sweet Zoro&Luffy nakamaship moments. Standard disclaimers apply.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 26,550 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 5/10/2020 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Luffy, Zoro
Mahogany by muffinmistress reviews
Shepard and squaddies are students at the elite Galactic Training Academy. The Reapers have been dead for hundreds of years, but there are still plenty of bad guys out in the galaxy. Shepard-in-training rises to the occasion, with the aid of her squad and a certain snarky flight student. Romance, Drama/Angst, Hurt/Comfort. Rated hard M for language & mature situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,323 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/10/2019 - Published: 8/19/2012 - J. Garson, Joker
Feral by Midnat reviews
The Sheriff of Dallas has many duties, one of them being handling the feral vampire running loose in his territory. But wild baby vampires can be hard to catch, and he could come to wish that he had never made the attempt. AU. Godric/OC. (Slow updates, but will be finished eventually)
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,833 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Godric, OC
Price of victory by Weltenmeer reviews
Johanna Shepard is the one person to pay the price for saving the galaxy. Can Joker find the courage to give his heart to a woman destined to die? Will he be strong enough to pay a price of his own? (Rated M for violence, sex and foul language.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 632,297 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/24/2018 - Published: 4/1/2013 - [Joker, Shepard]
A Song of Steel by Egleriel reviews
Sandor Clegane embarks on a quest to find his brother, while Alayne of the Vale awaits the next twist in her tragic tale. Updates: having seen her idyll shattered after Gregor's return, Sansa is forced to navigate courtly politics amidst the new powers rising in the realm. FINISHED.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,132 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 7/29/2011 - [Sansa S., Sandor C.] - Complete
The Ghost by Gemmi92 reviews
Annie Walters had her one experience with vampires and that had been enough for her. That was until she met Eric Northman. Eric/OC
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 180,184 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Eric N., OC - Complete
First Watch of the Night by HunnyBadgerV reviews
The first installment of a Mass Effect epic intent on exploring the voices and lives of Commander Nyx Shepard and her crew as they battle through personal demons, overcome powerful enemies, and seek something more than they ever thought they could have in the black sea between the stars. Rated M for later chapters and some canon-typical violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 186,832 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/18/2017 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [J. Garson, Kaidan A.]
500 by New Neon reviews
collection of warm up drabbles, most 500 words or less but it got longer as I went on. Given as prompts through my tumblr when I'm in need of something to get me writing. Collected here for your pleasure. Zosan
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 136,585 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/15/2017 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Zoro, Sanji
The Ginger Twins by Ms Sticha reviews
There is a lot of history between Joker and Shepard. This is a series of short one-shots of that relationship. The title will be explained in the second chapter. :)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,835 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Joker, J. Garson
Flying on Empty by A Timid Soul reviews
Shepard can't always be fighting the bad guys. When she isn't, a certain Flight Lieutenant is there to keep her company. Scenes that I imagine would fit in between missions. Written using pure dialogue. Anticipated Shoker.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,276 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/5/2017 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Joker, Shepard]
Fluency by New Neon reviews
A political marriage between two princes is made harder by a language barrier and two stubborn idiots. But even if they move past it there are others who aren't so happy with their union. Zosan, an expansion of a few of my 500 series drabbles (still readable in that series but expanded here)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 274,200 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 12/22/2014
Beginning Anew by MoonSword1994 reviews
Commander Elissa Shepard has it all: great house, wonderful man, and loyal friends but will it last? Is there someone out there that will make her happier? Has the danger truly passed or is it just beginning? Rated M for language and future chapters. Shenko/Shoker. Bioware owns all characters. Read and Review!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 309,650 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [J. Garson, Joker] Garrus V., Kaidan A. - Complete
Sunset and Evening Star by ShadesOfMauve reviews
How ME3 might have happened if they'd stuck with the themes presented in the first two games, as perceived by This Arrogant Author. Featuring Rhi Shepard (still quite enamored of her pilot), and the expected host of allies, partners in crime, and assorted hangers-on. (sequel to A Star to Steer Her By).
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,364 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 6/28/2013 - J. Garson, Joker
Last Stand by JacksAreWild reviews
Fifteen years after the end of the Reaper War, and life hasn't exactly been "happily ever after" for Jeff "Joker" Moreau and Samantha Shepard. When a force from their past threatens their daughter, Hope, can they work together to save her – and maybe their future, as well? Sequel to "Why Don't You and I?" *cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,213 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Joker, Shepard
Loved by Sia Later reviews
Meghan Shepard's Logs of the journey to defeat the Collectors. Kaidan A./Shepard, Garrus V./Shepard. Rated M for language, violence and more.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,769 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 6/20/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
A Paragon of Virtue by Sia Later reviews
Avery Shepard and Kaidan Alenko pick up the pieces after ME2. Rated M for language, violence and more later.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,176 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 5/17/2010 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Laws of Motion by annatheginger reviews
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. It should be simple, really. He pushes, she pulls. He leaves, she comes running. But in love and war, nothing's ever that simple. (cover art by airagitt on deviantART)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,855 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 1/26/2013 - [J. Garson, Kaidan A.] - Complete
Shooting Stars by Gairi reviews
Life is too short to take everything seriously. Commander Shepard doesn't seem to be getting this idea, but Jeff Moreau would swear by it. When she ends up assigned to his ship, they don't know how they'll ever get along. Each chapter is 500 words and based off a one-word prompt.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 51,107 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Joker, Shepard
Fuga In Accipitrum by Cadsuane reviews
When fleeing Ferelden, Seren Hawke and her family are sold into slavery in Tevinter instead of making it to Kirkwall. Separated, Seren finds herself sold to Danarius.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,972 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 11/19/2011 - unknown 1, Fenris
The Missing Piece by LittleGreenWoman reviews
Commander Shepard is good at what she does, but she's nowhere near perfect. It's the story of a woman who's a complete novice when it comes to dealing with emotions of her own, and she happens to take a liking to the one person who's even worse at it. A slow FemshepxJoker friendship/romance with some mission coverage, angst, humor. M for language and whatever the future holds.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,453 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 6/4/2015 - [Joker, J. Garson]
Those Who Wait by StarkBlack reviews
Commission. Sanji owns a restaurant and Luffy's troubled brother Ace comes to work for him.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2015 - [Ace, Sanji] - Complete
Terms Of Endearment by Lady Dudley reviews
A series of drabbles about the different names Eric has had for Pam over the years. *NEW Chapter Added*
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Curious Jealousy by HeartyMedusa reviews
Kaidan had questioned Shepard's loyalties since Horizon and even admitted that he tried to move on from her. Naturally, Shep is going to be jealous (especially after she meets the other woman). Also, there is some potential jealousy from a certain Major, given how Shep and a certain Lieutenant flirt. Rated M for language, drunkenness, and potential future content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 103,807 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 11/9/2012 - J. Garson, Kaidan A.
Crosshairs by quantumparadigm reviews
With an unknown threat looming on the horizon, the crew of the Normandy band together on a mission that tests the limits of their endurability. Yet even in the midst of a mission gone awry, sometimes people find what they weren't even looking for. ME1, Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,657 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [J. Garson, Kaidan A.] Ashley W.
Comfort food by New Neon reviews
A fic that started as a set of drabbles and grew legs and ran away. Sanji runs a cafe and Zoro is an oblivious moron. Contains love, or something like it. zosan
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,223 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Zoro, Sanji
We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes by Gairi reviews
When a young Breton finds out she's actually one of two living Dragonborn, she's distraught. Nobody wants to hear they're not special anymore. Soon, however, another calling pulls at her: the Dark Brotherhood. As a Dovahkiin, the Listener, and the object of a lunatic's overbearing affections, there's nothing stopping her from going mad as well.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,241 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC
Code of the Honorless by Gairi reviews
Vampires and thieves go hand and hand. They each thrive on darkness, and they each leave their marks with much less than what they started with. So when a sharp-toothed Bosmer enters Riften, the city of thieves, she obviously fits right in. But between rescuing her Guild and being the second of two living Dragonborn, her secrets start to come out. Hiding isn't an option anymore.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf, Delvin Mallory, OC
Blacksmith by New Neon reviews
Zoro is a blacksmith, Sanji is Sanji. Originally a one shot, now it's started mutating into additional chapters. It's growing! Heeeeelp!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,627 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Zoro, Sanji
Bad Blood by Lady Dudley reviews
S6 AU/Prompt Fill for aqueenandhergiantidiot: After Eric leaves, Pam falls dangerously under the influence of someone from her past.
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Two Losers Turned Heros by Veiladae reviews
Not everyone who rises to the top is born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Jane Shepard and Jeff Moreau may come from very different places, but they are united under the same goal: Stop Saren. As they find, sometimes opposites attract... Over time. ME1 story line. FemShep/Joker. Heavy in dialogue. Rated M for language in dialogue. All other would rate T.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,655 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [J. Garson, Joker] - Complete
Fire and Ice by Natural Born Sinner reviews
Vampire deaths have surged and as a last resort, Adrian Foster, a 3,000 year old Hellhound, is summoned and bound to Eric Northman. Adrian is placed in charge of protecting him and the Bon Temps vampires while they search for the killer. As they fight to stay alive, Adrian and her Keeper find that the murders were only a precursor to an evil greater than they had ever faced.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,386 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Eric N., OC
Persephone Rising by ansinna reviews
Three Shepards were born. Three Shepards to save the galaxy. But no one ever sends these marines out together for just a shake-down cruise... Shoker/Shenko/Sharrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 49 - Words: 197,522 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 8/22/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Kaidan A., Joker
Just A Human by Northernstar99 reviews
Mysterious Abigail Thornes attempts to live a normal life even though she was surrounded by anything, but normal. She was supposed to stay for just a month...until she met the devil himself, Eric Northman. Yes, he decided that her stay there in Bon Temps would be a permanent one. She was sure as hell not going to stand for that. No way. She was no damsel in distress.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 214,413 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Eric N., OC - Complete
Shall I Kiss It Better? by Lady Dudley reviews
The 'Great Reveal' to Ginger doesn't go quite the way Pam had anticipated...
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Domus by Mayla reviews
What is it people fight for? Money? Security? For fun? What about the soldiers? What do they fight for? Merida Shepard has been fighting for years, and will keep on fighting despite everything she will have to face. Fighting for the one thing that is most important to her. Important to every one in the galaxy . . .
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,423 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - J. Garson, Joker
Aural Pleasure by New Neon reviews
"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,860 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Encroaching Darkness, Fading Light by ShadowsOfMyFormerSelf reviews
Carla Thompson's path of destruction is a long one. Not only does it span continents, but also decades. This will be the time. It has to be. There's no way they can find her in this tiny backwater town. Right? M for Smut. Eric/OC.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 218,068 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Eric N., OC] Bill C., Sookie S. - Complete
This is What Matters by Biff McLaughlin reviews
The story of Kathryn Shepard and Kaidan Alenko, spanning all 3 games. Will stray from canon. Rated M for suggestive scenes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 182,411 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - J. Garson, Kaidan A.
Love me dead by New Neon reviews
Just because you suffer for something doesn't make it art. The shitty singer and the stupidly lost guitarist would do well to remember that. As if succeeding in the music industry wasn't hard enough without all the stupid decisions and ill-advised emotional ties. Modern rock band ZoSan AU. Songs aren't mine. tw: abuse
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 277,207 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Loyalty by Erimenthetic reviews
Love then, is nothing more than the always choosing, the always striving, the always affirming yes. A slow burn through the events of Mass Effect 2. Eventual Shoker. Eventual AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,917 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Joker, J. Garson] Miranda L., Garrus V.
I Like To Be Neat by Lady Dudley reviews
A bit of silliness based on Eric's "I'm a Virgo" comment. No specific timeframe.
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Just In Time by Lady Dudley reviews
Season 7 AU: In which Pam is the one infected and Eric's just sulking.
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,013 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Warmer Smiles by Gairi reviews
Mara Shepard isn't about to let her best friend roam around her homeworld alone. When Joker suggests trading colonies for a day, he wasn't expecting Mindoir to be so… cold. He was raised on Tiptree, land of the six-month summers. Ten minutes in the snow during the walk to Mara's old house might just be too long for our intrepid pilot… Oneshot. Minimal fluff/budding romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2014 - [J. Garson, Joker]
Boil And Bubble by Oratorio reviews
Shepard invites Joker to use the hot tub during the party in her Citadel apartment. One thing leads to another. Shameless Shoker one shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2014 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
The Life We Make by Deadelfsgirl reviews
Elissa and Cailan are married, but treachery from within tears them apart. Some wounds can heal with time, but what if you're not given that chance? An AU story about being torn apart and the people that love us enough to put us back together.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - [Alistair, Cailan T., Cousland]
Shattered by Mirai Shiranui reviews
Life is about harsh realities and lessons we must learn. No one understands this better than Commander Shepard. But dying places everything in perspective and this time there will be no missed opportunities and no regrets. M!Shep/Joker. Slowmance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 196,706 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Shepard, Joker
Let's get down to business by victorianhooker reviews
Contains smut. Eric and Pam reconnect over a business idea.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
It Might Be by mistressofthepink reviews
What I imagine Pam and Eric are thinking in the preview for 7x05 where he sees her in the ballgown.
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
He Is Dead, I Am Alive by RobinByrd reviews
Ch. 7 - "We are alive, Siha... and when we are not, I will meet you across the sea." And then, as the last of her restraint crumbled before his very eyes, Shepard choked out a sob, her body sagging as she let the pain invade her, her throat making strangled noises as her body shook. Joker hadn't thought that his shattered heart could get any more broken. He was wrong.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,006 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 10/25/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Joker
An Appropriate Punishment by Oratorio reviews
Shepard does her best to keep Zaeed in order. Everything she's tried has no effect on the old mercenary. Eventually his insubordination on Zorya drives her to extreme measures. M rated for a reason, folks.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2014 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Kaidan A., Zaeed M. - Complete
Between Dark And Dark by Oratorio reviews
She was his commanding officer and the most incredible woman he had ever met. He was intriguingly handsome, and she couldn't help wanting to get under his skin. It was a dance of ages, one that brought them to the brightest and the darkest of spaces. Rated M for later scenes of violence and adult themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - J. Garson, Kaidan A.
Breaking Even by Of Doctors and Tardises reviews
Joker knows all about breaking bones. Knows how to deal with the pain. But he never imagined the pain of his broken heart after Elizabeth Shepard died, filled with painful jagged edges that didn't seem to heal, worsened by the regret of never telling her how he felt. But when a Miranda Lawson shows at his front door, maybe there is hope. (Shoker; ME2-ME3? Sorry for bad summary!)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2014 - [Joker, J. Garson] Illusive Man, Dr. Chakwas
Crimson Kisses by Oratorio reviews
Bailey finds himself becoming completely distracted by a certain Alliance commander...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/11/2014 - J. Garson, A. Bailey - Complete
The Long Journey Home by Littlefeatherofhope reviews
Prompt by Njfoxy for the sansa sandor LJ comm. When Ned is arrested and charged with treason, Joffrey breaks his betrothal to Sansa at that point and as punishment he strips her of her name and marries her to the Hound. They continue to live in Kings Landing awkwardly getting to know each other until crisis forces them to make a difficult choice.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,670 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Eddard S., Sansa S., Joffrey B., Sandor C. - Complete
Out of Destruction by Jules Hawk reviews
Second chances. He'd never believed in them but now he had one. Was he brave enough to use it? Could he be good enough? Would she feel the same? A Shoker story. Rated M for language, these are marines and probably future smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 273,862 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [Joker, J. Garson] - Complete
He Didn't Even See Me by AndromedaTheDeathEater reviews
She cared for him. She loved him. She approached him. She watched him from afar. But he didn't even see her. Is it too late for love to blossom between Shepard and Joker? And why is Joker so blind to the woman that's right in front of him? Deals partly with Joker and his self-image issues due to Vrolik's Syndrome. Renegade FemShep x Joker. Slightly AU
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - J. Garson, Joker, Garrus V., EDI
Role Reversal by JacksAreWild reviews
One-shot written for the Shoker-Central challenge on deviantart...Commander Moreau is in charge of the Normandy, at the helm is Flight Lieutenant Shepard. How does that look?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Joker, Shepard - Complete
Certus by sinvraal reviews
In the end, there's only one thing that really matters. Explorations, variations and off-camera moments from the Mass Effect 3 storyline. Multiple character POVs.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 273,738 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [J. Garson, Kaidan A.] - Complete
In the Thick of it by Midnight Blackened reviews
[Pairing: femShepxJoker] - Takes place in ME3. 'Dat' Purgatory bar scene and takes off from there. *Update* New Chapters 12 & 13 are up. R&R
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,563 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - J. Garson, Joker
Beyond Death by Oratorio reviews
Set in ME2, during the Normandy Crash Site mission. Shepard struggles through the beautiful loneliness of Alchera, finding reminders of her dead colleagues everywhere. Seeing the wreckage of her home and her friends takes an inevitable emotional toll. Angst/hurt/comfort/little bit of Shoker fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2014 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
lead me back to the stars by little miss shepard reviews
"Shepard got his love of the sky and its freedom. It's what makes him fall for her." A little Shoker oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [J. Garson, Joker] [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] - Complete
For the Hierarchy by Tuffet37 reviews
AU -First Contact War ended with humans becoming a client race of the turians. Shepard joins the turian military hoping for a better life for herself and her family. Life among the turians is not easy but the unexpected friendship of a fellow recruit, Garrus Vakarian, is more than she could have imagined. M for canon style violence, language and mature situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,306 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard - Complete
Two To Tango by Oratorio reviews
Nobody gets left behind when the Normandy docks for shore leave. Shepard goes back to persuade Joker to come and have some fun, except he ends up having much more fun staying right where he is. One shot, Shoker smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2014 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
I See You by Midnat reviews
After offending the Fellowship of the Sun, Sophie is tossed into a cage underneath their church, only to realise that she's not alone. AU, Godric/OC. Small bit of Eric/OC/Godric later on. Rated M for language and True Bloody goodness.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,561 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Eric N., Godric, OC - Complete
A Path Rewritten by Defii reviews
Mass Effect 2/3 AU where Kaidan is downed by Collectors on Horizon and Shepard has no choice but to take him aboard the Normandy to save his life. A simple act that changes the path that had been laid out before them, rewriting the legend of Commander Shepard and the man at her side. Mature for violence, sexual situations, and language. Kaidan/Fem!Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,698 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Kaidan A., J. Garson
Birthday Presents by RobinByrd reviews
A short Shoker romance based on a romance finally forming on Shepard's bday. Takes place during ME2 at no particular time. Improved version is now posted. Cover Credit goes to Midnight-Blackened on DeviantArt; check her out, she's phenomenal.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Happiness by bioticblackops reviews
After Ilos Kaidan has no idea where he and Shepard stand but he's afraid to bring it up in case it might end ... whatever it is they have. Fluff, sex and insecurities.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Kaidan A., J. Garson] - Complete
Attack Geometry I by Defii reviews
Jeff "Joker" Moreau was the best damn pilot in the whole Alliance and he was about to meet his match in a small, red-haired marine who was already a legend. Part 1 of a 3 part series; part 1 covers the first Mass Effect with implied Kaidan/F!Shepard and bits of Joker/F!Shepard. Focuses mainly on the growing relationship between Shepard and Joker. Who doesn't love Joker?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Joker, J. Garson
Deal With It by Lady Dudley reviews
Eric finds out about Pam's phobia. Bit silly, you have been warned. For avikingandhisheartbrokenqueen.
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Wake up call by felicia2235 reviews
Eric/Pam One Eric realizes that Sookie is not the one for him. But he may have woke up too late. Rushing to save his childe after threatening to kill her he must save her life and win back her Sookie bashing. ERIC/PAM
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
A Curious Little Bird by Littlefeatherofhope reviews
For Westeroswolf's Comment Fic Meme Prompt for the Moonmoth's Sansa Sandor comm on LJ: Sansa gets a glimpse of Sandor half naked and she wants to see more. So she starts plotting and scheming to get Sandor to take his clothes off. Sexy times ensue :D
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,826 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Catelyn T., Sansa S., Sandor C., Brynden T. - Complete
Competition by miss de Villers reviews
Pam learns Eric has a sister he never told her about. She feels angry and betrayed. In her whole life she believed she was the only woman Eric carried about, but now she has to deal with the fact that he's caring about Nora, too. And this will certainly not be easy… Eric/Pam, Eric/Nora. Rated M for lemons.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,346 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Eric N., Pam, Nora G. - Complete
Greased Lightening? by Lady Dudley reviews
Despite his previous experience with two-wheeled transportation, Eric still decides to try something new. Vintage!Paric
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Hades' Daughter by mavrosal reviews
I've always wanted to see how things would play out if Eric met his match. Of course, when you bring in a girl like Lexie she comes with her own brand of trouble. This is not a damsel in distress story...far from it. Eric/OC
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,831 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Eric N., Pam
Forever (May Not Be Long Enough) by Lady Dudley reviews
Sequel to 'Back To You,' Season 6 AU with a Paric spin.
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 30,425 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
2 Girls 1 Cup on the Normandy by YamCakes reviews
Joker decides he wants to show the Normandy crew an infamous vid from the 21st century. EDI records their reactions. Hilarity ensues. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker - Complete
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Not Even you Belive that by epicfuckinglovestory reviews
Pam is finally doing what Eric told her to her do, Leave, but Eric has other plane. One Shot. AUish. betaed by becausesometimesiobsess
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Struggle by ela11 reviews
Two people would have no idea of the struggle ahead of them... For their existence. For their love. (Femshep/Kaidan from Mass Effect 1 to 3 and a little beyond.) Contains spoilers for Citadel and Leviathan dlc's - Alternative ending - COMPLETED
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 469,871 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Awake My Soul by ParicDrabbles reviews
Eric and Pam's first interactions after she rises as Eric's vampire progeny.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Mr Moreau by MissAlisterCroft reviews
Why does Shepard call Joker 'Jeff' It could be fun to find out.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - J. Garson, Joker
Cultured Memories by barbex reviews
Shavik smut - a neglected genre. The last prothean on a ship full of primitives, superior and alone. He has needs and he finds out that there may be more to the primitives than he had thought.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Javik, Shepard] - Complete
A whole new life by miss de Villers reviews
When Pam meets a gentleman on the streets, she can't imagine that he would change her life, and, most importantly, that she would beg for it. But when she does, and Eric turns her, Pam discovers that a whole new life awaits her. The building of Eric/Pam relationship. Rated M for smut.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Eric N., Pam
Secrets in the basement by FreakyyDude reviews
It's been over a year since Pam had laid eyes on her maker after the events that happened outside of The Moon Goddess emporium, one night while taking stock in the basement of Fangtasia she gets an unexpected Surprise. (TERRIBLE SUMMARY DON'T STAKE ME!) I've fixed it guys. :)
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Eric N., Pam
Training by AngstyShenko reviews
A 14-year-old Lauren Shepard is sent to BAaT with Kaidan, Rahna and other OC biotics. What is Brain Camp exactly and what does Conatix want to accomplish? The rating is for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,291 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Kaidan A., Shepard, OC - Complete
The Helmsman's Love by TheInfamousSoul reviews
Sadness does show itself in the strongest of people. Especially after having to pick up the dog tags of the people you were supposed to die with. But where there is sadness, there is always that rock to make it go away...Bad summary, I know. Please read. Rated T for language. Shepard (F)/Joker.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2013 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
A Friend in Need by Ms Sticha reviews
Joker tries to help Shepard through a rough time in her young life. Takes place early in their careers - before the Blitz.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2013 - J. Garson, Joker
Undercover Truths by HeartyMedusa reviews
At the Casino bar on the Citadel, Joker is drinking- watching the crowd. Truths are revealed when Commander Addison uses him to help with her undercover-op. This is a one-shot, first time lemon. Rated M for a reason besides language. I do not own, nor am I associated with, Bioware or EA- I just like playing with the shiny Mass Effect Universe.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2013 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Accidents Happen by Lady Dudley reviews
Eric shows off his vampire reflexes...or lack thereof.
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Sweet Child of Mine by ParicDrabbles reviews
Eric is furious after Bill Compton shows up uninvited to Fangtasia only to flirt with his progeny, Pamela. What will he do?
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Bill C., Eric N., Pam - Complete
Half a Heart Alone by quantumparadigm reviews
Part 2 of the 'No Strings Attached' saga. Set during the initial collector attack on the SR1. Alexis and Kaidan fight to survive, remembering the life they've built for themselves just as it starts to fall apart around them. Fluff, angst, smut. Little plot. You've been warned. Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/5/2013 - J. Garson, Kaidan A.
Nicknames by AliaStarsoul reviews
One-shot. Random drabble: Joker reminiscing about the principal cast goofing off at a nameless dive in the Wards where Shepard unexpectedly shows another side of herself to him. Terrible summary.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2013 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Before the Storm by sheepishwolfy reviews
Between the events of ME2 and ME3. Kaidan is assigned to escort the Normandy back to Earth after the events of Arrival. M for some language and eventually some adult situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,241 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kaidan A., J. Garson
Property of Sanji by New Neon reviews
In a world where Zoro isn't even a person any more can he ever be free or manage to do anything more than just survive? He should have known that he'd be bought eventually but this... isn't what he'd expected. Zoro/Sanji all reviews, thoughts and wild speculations awaited! Updating mostly weekly.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 184,555 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
A Star to Steer Her By by ShadesOfMauve reviews
Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,625 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Joker's Guide to Surviving Shepard by millsenberry reviews
Shepard happens across a document Joker has been secretly sending to new crew members aboard the Normandy on the Shadow Broker's terminal. Pure humour, giving a little insight to my head canon Shepard. Takes place after the Citadel Coup & completion of the "From Ashes" DLC, ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/19/2012 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Two Spanks for Sam Shepard by jay8008 reviews
Smut, pure and simple - ok, with a dash of humor and such. Fairly vanilla smut, but still. If this isn't your thing, move on and we both won't embarrass ourselves. Wrote this as a little gift for a friend, and she ships Shoker exclusively. Writing practice for me, as well, as this isn't my usual writing thing. Rated 'M Plus' if that was possible.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Published: 12/12/2012 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
I'll Always Come Home by quantumparadigm reviews
Super minor DLC spoilers concerning Aria and renegade Shepard, but it's the only spoiler (and it's super minor and has nothing to do with the plot whatsoever). The events of this story are the consequences to that one little thing that happens and Kaidan decides to exact 'revenge' on Shepard for her grievances. Pure fluff, no plot. You've been warned. Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Kaidan A., J. Garson - Complete
Fragile Little Things by The Red Celt reviews
Shepard has trouble sleeping, and finds solace in the cockpit . . . and the pilot who's kept her grounded all these years. Just a tender little moment between them.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2012 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Until the End by JacksAreWild reviews
Sometimes, it's easiest to take a chance when you have nothing left to lose. Shoker (of course.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Joker, Shepard - Complete
An Old Story by ExtraJuicy reviews
F!Hawke's first name, a mystery to everyone that isn't part of her immediate family. Varric plays her game, curiosity getting the best of him. MadDoggyClown thank you for the fantastic inspiration! [Recently revamped to make way for Part Two! Also, lemon reinserted, you've been warned.]
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,686 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - unknown 1, Varric T. - Complete
The Roronoa Fruit by StarkBlack reviews
To Zoro's surprise, Sanji takes a step towards friendship, using food as his cover. Now their new friendship is deepening fast and Sanji almost can't keep up. Warnings: Language, violence, yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,081 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Heaven by Stella-Siha reviews
When Jeff realizes what Shepard just told him in Purgatory, he knows he has to find her, tell her how he feels before it's too late. F!Shep/Joker. Smut!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - J. Garson, Joker
Epilogue: The Proposal by SageQueen reviews
In which Kaidan and Shepard remove clothing and someone pops the question. Sort of. Completely Shenko fluff piece I found in the archives of my fanfiction. Dusted it off and hope you like it. -sage
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2012 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Ragnarok by SageQueen reviews
It's the end of the world and then some. - Complete in being incomplete. For notes on the ending, see gametourists blog.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,596 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Why Don't You and I? by JacksAreWild reviews
The public persona of Commander Shepard is a myth: unbreakable, undeniable, unstoppable. In truth, she's a human being who needs someone, just as much as the galaxy needs her. Jeff "Joker" Moreau has confidence in his flying skills, and little else. Can these two emotionally-impaired soldiers find happiness with one another? *Cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,374 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Joker, Shepard - Complete
Damned If You Do by ghostdrunk reviews
Sequel to *Lines of Which We Do Not Cross* A sweeping epic about true love and fate... Just kidding. It's about the sexy romps and misadventures of Eric Northman and his equally conniving counterpart Layla.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,077 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Eric N., Pam
I care by allynnajenkins reviews
Post-destroy ending. Shoker romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2012 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Quotable Moments by ice princess deluxe reviews
Fifty little slice-of-life vignettes involving Juliana Shepard, her helmsman, and their shared love of vintage movie quotes that span the course of all three games.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 60,143 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
With a Little Help by Jules Hawk reviews
They have been kept apart by space, time and even death but their feelings for each other haven't changed. Set between ME2 and into ME3 and the coming together of Shepard and Alenko with a little help from unexpected sources.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 76,924 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
The Best Of It by aditu90 reviews
Arya X Gendry - Ficlet
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
No Strings Attached by quantumparadigm reviews
Part 1 of the 'No Strings Attached' saga. Shepard and Alenko meet each other on Trident while on shore leave. After a chance encounter leaves them instantly attracted to each other, they abandon all caution. No names, no dates, no strings attached. But once it's over, is it really over? Shenko. Pure fluff, no plot. You've been warned.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,156 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Bent, Not Broken by MissMac reviews
Melara, elder daughter of Stannis Baratheon, is sent away to Winterfell after her near death in King's Landing. Living in fear, she waits for the one who can save her from herself. She didn't expect help to come in the form of the Kingslayer. Jaime X OC
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 128,768 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Jaime L. - Complete
By Reputation by Defii reviews
Masskink fill; Vega gives a certain part of Kaidan's anatomy a nickname - the little major. Kaidan finds himself nearly appalled that Shepard goes along with it. Ensue Kaidan proving how un-little his major is and how well he uses it.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Kaidan A., J. Garson - Complete
Temptation by Danish Existence reviews
Triss Merigold gets the unexpected chance to get something she's always longed for. The whisper of temptation is irresistible, and she can't deny herself a pleasure.
Witcher - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Triss Merigold, Geralt of Rivia - Complete
What little birds do by Perelynn reviews
Sansa Stark wants to thank Sandor Clegane for saving her from angry mob. Small thing, but this gives the whole War of Five Kings a new turn.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,724 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
You Forgot to Wake Me by Kyria Nyriese reviews
This little fic was inspired by the dialog with Kaidan and Shep about waking him next time and a lovely pic I found over at Deviant Art by CelticWolfWalker. Rated M for smut, smut and more smut. *Bioware owns all, I'm just playing with them*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Kaidan A., J. Garson - Complete
Did You Just Call Me Lass? by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
Romance between Nords is easy. It just requires some level of attraction, planning, and last but not least, a show of force.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf - Complete
Go Fish by lt-alenko reviews
Shepard and Joker play a... friendly game of cards.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2012 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Part Of Your World by Lady Dudley reviews
The events at Bill's mansion and outside the Moon Goddess Emporium cause Pam to question her place at Eric's side.
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
StarStuff by ShadesOfMauve reviews
Deleted scenes from my ongoing slowmance 'A Star to Steer Her By.' Possibly amusing as drabbles/short-fic on their own, and certainly of interest to rabid fans of aStShB - all three of you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - J. Garson, Joker
Truth be Told by Binsfeld reviews
Varric finds himself oddly tongue-tied around Hawke. She seems oblivious, though, and he's certain he doesn't have a shot with her. Isabela slips in to play unwelcome matchmaker.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,546 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - unknown 1, Varric T. - Complete
Come What May by Lady Dudley reviews
AU: What if Pam and Eric's roles were reversed in Season 4? Or: Season 4 turned on it's head...
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,867 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
This Thing Called Love It's a Cruel Game by Defii reviews
He deflected and lied, because he thought she still loved Kaidan. Then, when she sent Kaidan away, he wasn't sure how she felt or so sure that he wanted to continue the lie. Because that's what it was - a lie. Joker/Fem!Shep one shot. After Citadel Coup.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Break Me by Sutosa reviews
He was determined to be the best pilot of the navy. She'd always strived to be at the top of anything she did. They had more in common than they knew and more hurdles to cross than anyone ever humanly could.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
It's Time to Join the Dance by Manzanita Maiden reviews
Shoker! because there is nothing better than a sarcastic man that can fly your ship. F!Shepard and Joker share caring moments together, starts off in ME2, making referrence back to moments in ME and will hopefully end in ME3. Rating will change as needed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Joker, J. Garson
Before the Worst by solice-in-silence reviews
With the Omega-4 relay looming, Joker and Shepard have one last conversation.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2012 - [Joker, J. Garson] - Complete
Realisations by Jules Hawk reviews
Aralia Shepard came to the realisation that she felt something for her wise cracking pilot. Did he feel something too? A one shot about coming together. Adult themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2012 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Fools Rush In by Lady Dudley reviews
Companion piece to "Busted" sort of : Eric catches Pam listening to some music and jumps to conclusions.
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Valhalla by SageQueen reviews
I seriously think Mass Effect 2's infamous Horizons moment was ALL A PLOT! To keep it canon, this is my take on Cerberus' shenanigans. Follows ME2 storyline with flashbacks to earlier times. Bioware owns all. This is part 3 of 'Valkyrie' Shepard's tale.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 80 - Words: 245,439 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Wrong Time, Wrong Place by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
Two-parter. Shepard and Joker try to deal with the anniversary of the Normandy crash, as well as a drunken confession... Strong language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Joker, J. Garson
Everything That Matters by brownc0at reviews
In which Joker is guilt-ridden and sarcastic, Shepard is oblivious, and there are gratuitous references to zombies. FemShep/Joker, set during ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,809 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Get to it, Dog! by soulwriterchick reviews
Joffrey wants to hear Sansa scream. But will the Hound do what is asked of him? This story is complete and already posted over at the sansaXsandor livejournal community. I am posting it here as well for posterity.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,159 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 112 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Don't Make This Weird by tinyfierce reviews
Varric gets himself into trouble and it's up to Hawke to decide just how far she'll go to keep him alive. Or quiet. Silly and awkwardly smutty oneshot about the meaning of being true bros. F!Hawke/Varric.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/23/2011 - unknown 1, Varric T. - Complete
Reluctant by Regelrytteren reviews
He rarely leaves his chair on the bridge, and then only at times where most of the crew are asleep. He is the best damn helmsman in the fleet, and he does not need them. He just needs to be alone.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
From The Flames by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
On and off the field, Shepard is two different women. He cares for them both, in different ways.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
In Dreams by Lady Dudley reviews
Godric isn't the only one from Eric's past who haunts him whilst he is cursed.
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Enjoy The Silence by Lady Dudley reviews
Spin off to Episode 4.11: What if Pam took Eric at his word and left?
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 10,601 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
I'll Stand By You by Lady Dudley reviews
This has probably been done before, but this is an Eric/Pam AU to Season 4.
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Destiny Stolen by Regelrytteren reviews
It wasn't supposed to end like this.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Chiaroscuro by clockworkcuttlefish reviews
AU. Shenko. Shepard and Alenko meet on Horizon. Shepard is falling apart. Alenko is under orders to get on the Normandy and find out what she's up to. It's going to be their worst assignment yet. T for language & innuendo. Spoilers: all DLC, past Arrival.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 156,497 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - [J. Garson, Kaidan A.] - Complete
The SheWolf and The Bull by EntStories reviews
A one-shot Gendry POV
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
My Same by Teanni reviews
Everyone has left her. Is that the end of the story? Not really. That is when everything changes, some uneasy truths have to be acknowledged and new battles have to be fought. Varric/f!Hawke
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,292 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Varric T., unknown 1 - Complete
You're A God by redtrouble reviews
FemShep/Joker. Mostly T, some M-rated intimacy. Joker is in love with Commander Shepard, and his feelings have grown so much, he's not sure he can contain them. Funny thing is... she just might feel the same.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,807 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - [Joker, Shepard] - Complete
Friends Like These by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- After rejoining the Normandy, Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely. Fearing Cerberus influence, she enlists the other members of the original SR-1 crew for a quest to uncover Shepard's deepest, darkest secret. Features Garrus, Tali, Joker, Doctor Chakwas, and Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,795 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
The Subtle Effect by Moerighan reviews
A ME1/2 Femshep fanfic, includes angst, romance and action. Eventual Joker/Shep. I'm not too good with summaries but I promise it'll be exciting!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - J. Garson, Joker
Did I Ever Tell You? by akurosa reviews
Because some moments are just so perfect and you can't let them go without making sure. A friendship/family fic for the crew. Set after Franky joins.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/11/2011 - unknown 1 - Complete
Shore Leave by meaninglessmonotony reviews
My first submission- Femshep. Sovereign has been defeated and the Normandy crew is in need of r&r. Contains ME spoilers and ME2 references. Femshep/Joker, Ashley, Tali, Liara, Pressly, and a few minor OCs. Please comment!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/9/2011 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Minor Complications by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Sequel to "Just What the Doctor Ordered". Joker finds himself in the tricky predicament of having fallen in love with his Commander, wondering if she reciprocates or if she's only interested in his 'massage therapy'. Kink Meme Fill
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Just What the Doctor Ordered by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Shepard is always having trouble with her shoulders aching, so she turns to Joker for some advice on physio therapy. When he mentions massage and she insists they have a session, things get a little more intimate than she planned. Kink meme request.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2011 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
The Same Old Story by PartSpace reviews
After ME2, a down-on-her-luck Shepard finds herself working for the Alliance to keep her ship afloat. What is that last rogue Collector ship up to? And then there's Kaidan. "Of all the ships on all the planets in all the galaxy, he walks into mine."
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,078 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Crippled by Marianne Bennet reviews
On Armistace Day, Katherine Shepard decides to invite her pilot to come to Flux with her. One-shot
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Joker, J. Garson
Tainted by Lady Dudley reviews
When Pam is poisoned it sets off a chain of anti-vampire events.
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Feeling Something by thesolarrock reviews
Occurs during ME1, just after the Council have locked all the Normandy's system out. Joker becomes jealous as he realises he needs to tell Shepard how he feels before it's too late. Shoker fluff/angst. May contain a few colourful words Sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,847 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
No Small Wonder by The Brass Clock reviews
Shepard and Joker work out the more intimate details of their budding relationship. In the only way a foulmouth and recluse can. M for heavy language and sex talk.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2011 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
You're part of the Normandy too by Charsier reviews
Starts at the rift between ME and ME2. Joker x FemShep. M for language, adult themes and future smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,800 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - J. Garson, Joker
Clueless by EatTheMoon reviews
Shoker. An arrogant, ornery bastard and his dense but stubborn CO stuck in this emotional tornado they can't escape. They have to struggle with themselves if they dare to hope...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,393 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - J. Garson, Joker
What I Want by redtrouble reviews
One-shot Shoker fic. Joker and Shepard have been indulging in each other for quite some time... but he wants more.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2011 - [Joker, Shepard] - Complete
Joker's List by Made Nightwing reviews
The Command Team of the Normandy SR2 are sick of Joker's pranks. They make up a list of 182 things that Joker is no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Joker - Complete
Just Breathe by Kassandra Black reviews
Sequel to "Breathe". Continuation of romance between Serena Shepard and Kaidan Alenko in ME 2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,669 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - J. Garson, Kaidan A.
And must not forget to feed the fish by Sattar reviews
She's a snarky pessimistic control-freak paragade, and she has to maneuver between her complex of responsibility for the whole universe and selfish desire to just send everything to hell and be happy.Will she get trapped in her own machination eventually?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - J. Garson, Joker
Shores That Cure by drakontion reviews
Title and excerpt is from the song "I'll Be Yours" by Placebo. NSFW. M!shep/Alenko. After Shepard returns through the Omega 4 relay, he emails an old friend... and more. AU, assumes m!shep romanced Kaidan in ME1.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Shepard, Kaidan A. - Complete
The Stars Remind Me of Dying by drakontion reviews
Commander Shepard turns to her faithful helmsman for comfort and understanding, and it develops into something else.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
One Way or Another by Deliciously reviews
PWP written for the hopeless lack of John Shepard/Kaidan. Slash.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Shepard, Kaidan A. - Complete
Elevator by Kassandra Black reviews
Shenko fluff! Joker decides to lend a helping hand...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,126 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Chosen of the Slain by SageQueen reviews
Between Mass Effect 1 and 2, the Valkyrie is caught between duty, honor, love and...well, death. Meanwhile, Cerberus - curse them! - begins evil plotting. Bioware owns all. This is Part 2 of 'Valkyrie' Shepard's tale. Shenko, so expect angst with Kaidan.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,328 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Of Spaceships and Starlight by Ms Morpheus reviews
Oneshot, by request. Shoker and JoDI with a twist. Pure lemon.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Valkyrie by SageQueen reviews
Women warriors always get the job done. Valkyrie Shepard is no exception, even if her feelings sometimes get in the way. Follows the Mass Effect 1 plot with some biotic & Shenko liberties. Bioware owns all. This is PART 1 of the tale of 'Valkyrie' Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 72,738 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Breathing Space by muhnemma reviews
A few days before they hit the Omega 4 Relay, Shepard and Joker realise that their feelings for each other have changed. Shoker.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Thank you by Siksparnis reviews
EDI and Mordin have something interesting to tell Joker about his commander; Joker wants to make sure of that.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Breathe by Kassandra Black reviews
ME1 through the eyes of FemShep/Kaidan. Shenko initial attraction leading to eventual love.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,137 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Paparazzi by Kassandra Black reviews
Emma Shepard and Kaidan decide to take a little vacation. Shenko one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Of Boatmen, Bridges, and Model Ships by Zing-baby reviews
A quiet night on the Normandy gives us a glimpse of how Shepard likes to spend her free time. There are things about her only her best friend gets to see. And things about him that makes even the simplest of evenings among her most treasured memories.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2010 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Fly With Me by Axelkin reviews
When Shepard visits Joker in the middle of the night, he finds out she wants to do more than learn how to fly. Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Ghosts by Asirus reviews
Juliet Shepard has been brought back to life, given a second chance to save the galaxy... again ; but she's not the only one given a second chance because of her resurrection.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,727 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - J. Garson, Joker
Blind as a Bat by Zing-baby reviews
Between dying and working for Cerberus, Shepard has begun to fear she is losing herself. Only her best friend can help her retain her sanity. But in the midst of comfort, they discover together that they are meant to hold more than that. Shoker, Rated M.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Valentine's Day by virusq reviews
It's Valentine's Day aboard the SR2 Normandy. Saving the galaxy from Reapers is easy. Buying gifts may just well be hell. Joker/FemShep, implied Miranda/Jacob.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2010 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Those that Fly by AngelSyn reviews
Mass Effect I. Oneshot. One-sided Joker X Shepard. Romantic fluff. EDITED: v.2
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Lines Of Which We Do Not Cross by ghostdrunk reviews
Eric meets a human that can't be glamoured..the new bartender at Fangtasia. In fact, she doesn't seem to be intrigued by him at all. But there's something about her that intrigues him. Eric/OC Oh and there is no Chow..Chow bothers me.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,780 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Iunctio by sinvraal reviews
Explorations, variations and off-camera moments from the main storyline. Shenko, multiple character POVs.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,185 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
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The Spymaster
Leliana notices that several men are interested in the Inquisitor. She decides to nudge the inquisitor to choose before someone gets hurt. Rated M for some romance in later chapters. Female inquisitor/Cullen.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,857 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2020 - Published: 7/15/2020 - [Cullen, Inquisitor] Leliana, Blackwall - Complete
Old Friends reviews
Varric is trying to find Hawke in Skyhold and stumbles upon something he did not expect.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/5/2020 - [Hawke, Cullen] Varric T. - Complete
Distraction
Cullen needs a distraction to keep his mind off lyrium during withdrawal. The Inquisitor gives him that distraction. Female inquisitor/Cullen.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2020 - [Inquisitor, Cullen] Trevelyan - Complete
Mixed Emotions reviews
Shepard died when the Normandy SR-1 was blown to pieces, and yet there she is, shouting out orders and fighting mercenaries as if no time had passed. Joker isn't sure if he's feeling happy and relieved that she's back, or guilty for being the one responsible for her death. Rated M for language and possible smut in the future. The story is from Joker's POW.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 7/12/2015 - [Joker, Shepard] Garrus V., EDI
Going Nowhere Fast reviews
Athena Shepard accidentally meet Kaidan Alenko in an alley in Vancouver. She runs with the Reds, rides a motorcycle and steal, and he's from the fancy part of town. Set when Kaidan has just come back from jump zero, does not follow canon. Rated M for smut in later chapters. The cover image is done by the awesome Aliyah-Shalom-David34!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,036 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Kaidan A., Shepard] D. Anderson, Joker - Complete
What About Love? reviews
Shoker one-shot, basically just smut. Joker's feeling angry about Shepard letting Kaidan back on the Normandy. Set in ME3, some minor spoilers. Rated M for a reason! FemShep/Joker.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2014 - [Joker, Shepard] - Complete
Living On The Edge reviews
Just a small FemShep/Joker fluff. Kat Shepard needs a moment to wind down and Joker helps her. Set during ME2, pre Horizon, but does not follow any plot. Also, the scenery is taken from a scene in ME3. And beta-read by the wonderful Gairi!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Joker, Shepard] - Complete
Saliva reviews
Tali is disgusted by the change of saliva between Shepard and Joker and they choose to mess with her. Or at least they try to. Little FemShep/Joker fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Joker, Shepard] Tali'Zorah - Complete
Unexpected Assignment reviews
A second chapter has been added to this story on request from a few people, and for that chapter I upped the rating. This is a short story about Alexandra Shepard and Kaidan Alenko before the blitz when neither of them is well known. I have made a lot of stuff up and it does not follow any plot, just a little fluff/smut I had to write when it popped up in my head.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [Kaidan A., Shepard] - Complete
Älska, älska inte reviews
Amanda tillbringar några veckor på Hogwarts medan hennes föräldrar reder upp lite personliga problem hemma. hon är tillsammans med Harry Potter och har aldrig varit lyckligare, men så en dag får hon ett brev... VARNING för ovårdat språk
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Swedish - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,384 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete