GaggedCenobite
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Joined 08-15-05, id: 878415, Profile Updated: 09-02-11
Author has written 5 stories for Final Fantasy I-VI, Soul Calibur, Star Wars, and Mass Effect.
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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30215 - Favs: 16,561 - Follows: 14,527 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 535,038 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Victory at Ostagar by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 128 - Words: 1,173,590 - Reviews: 5085 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Cousland - Complete
How Fornax Changed My Life by kiwibliss reviews
Shepard comes to grips with the realities of a romantic relationship with a member of her team. Fornax serves double duty as a relationship aid, though not always in the obvious sense.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,800 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
Small Spaces by lyssalu reviews
Sound really carries in small, echo-y spaces. This, on top of the cramping, heat, and awkward positioning, can make things pretty...uncomfortable, but it's not all bad. Sometimes closeness is all it takes to get things running again.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,297 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained by ghost.713 reviews
Guardian angels have never been perfect creatures, but a one-time hitman might be stretching things.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,800 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Kolyat K., Oriana L.
Si Vis Pacem by vonBoomslang reviews
Twenty years after the last war on earth, the Antaeus and her crew arise from the dead, the last hope of a world they gave their lives to create. A retelling of the plot of Hostile Waters: Antaeus Rising. Rated M for dead people.
Hostile Waters - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
Geth Infiltrator by DiChromate reviews
Shepard has brought a geth onboard, and worse, decided to make it part of the team. Tali'Zorah knows better than to trust the obviously-malevolent machine, but she could be wrong about its intentions. And she could be wrong about how she feels about it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
From dirt by Setrus reviews
To rise from humble beginnings isn't a fairytale. It's vicious, bloody, and any promised glory is often lost in the wake of shattered lives... Violence. F.Tabris/Alistair.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 239,762 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Tabris, Alistair - Complete
Sensible Creatures by Maeve's Child reviews
Pragmatism has its own rewards.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,256 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Loghain M. T., Amell - Complete
In All These Wasteful Hours by Lilith Morgana reviews
In their game of kings and rebels he is now her brother. And as soon as Landsmeet is over, they will have to find a way to live with that.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,971 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T. - Complete
Kismet by Hermia S reviews
Thane Krios is nothing like Hermia Shepard originally assumed, but she is not the only one having her preconceptions shattered.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,954 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
Dark Side of the Moon by Anysia reviews
By the light of a late October moon, she wonders what she's become...or what he's made of her. Dark Cass/Raph. Rated to be safe.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Cassandra, Raphael - Complete
Doom: Repercussions of Evil Mark II by MondoCool reviews
John Stalvern's story, rewritten.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
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Taking Back Yesterday reviews
An exercise in getting rid of unwanted tenants. Is it worth it to plan, organize, and execute a full-on assault on the biggest arms dealer in Citadel space, just to get some alone-time? You bet your ass it is. Jack/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,182 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Jack, Thane K.
Rock Steady reviews
Complete. Nobody's really whole, we're just broken in different ways from each other. Jack/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,539 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jack, Thane K. - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Stage of History reviews
Complete. Cervantes picks up a hitchhiker, and ends up having to save the world from a crazed megalomaniac with a magically adhesive ball of garbage. TiraxNightmare, VoldoxIvy, CervantesxTaki, implied YunseongxMiNa. Rated for language and violence.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,381 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
Blind Side reviews
Oneshot. KOTOR, DSM Revan. The duel on the Star Forge results in a loss for all parties involved, except one.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
The Last Stand reviews
Complete, OneShot. Severe overdramatization of Garland's confrontation with the Light Warriors.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Complete