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Joined 08-15-05, id: 878500, Profile Updated: 06-16-09
Author has written 3 stories for Evangelion, and Naruto.

Okay, profile time.

My name is Matt, just Matt, I like most animes (Bleach, Naruto, Ranma, Eva, YuYu...) and Harry Potter.

Ships are so troublesome to have an opinion on. I'm wary of most slash/yaoi/etc. because most are continuations of a series where said characters are straight. If they claim AU, then it makes more sense for me or if some huge event happens then it's cool with me, but I usually will find something else to read unless it has a great author or I'm tricked into reading before it announced it.

I'm lazy, so I'm done with the profile for now. Read my story again and the A/N's will tell you more.

--Update-- I'm alive, but really really lazy. Also, I find myself liking the nonsensical comedic shorts about stories a lot. Which is where my Naruto story comes in.

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Naruto: Alone by Arganaut reviews
The meeting between the council and Sarutobi did not go as planned.... how will Naruto survive growing up without the help of the Third?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,428 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14174 - Favs: 7,174 - Follows: 5,449 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Wit of the Raven by japanese-jew reviews
Highly AU. Mr. Harry Potter is age eleven, and the possibilities for his future are endless. The magic system of Harry Potter has essentially been turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,733 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Harry P.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 5,812 - Follows: 5,948 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,160 - Reviews: 2497 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 2,730 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Genius Losers of Konoha by Stigma reviews
He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,741 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 3,678 - Follows: 3,351 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5858 - Favs: 3,524 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Frog Mask by blackmamuth reviews
The night that the Kyuubi attacked konoha, not only the Kyuubi was sealed in Naruto. What if there was another tenant in Naruto's body?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,778 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Naruto U.
Neon Genesis Humangelion by Steamrollers Solve All reviews
At long... long last, this stupid story is over! The wonderful, bizarre, maddening conclusion that is the exact opposite of what it should be! But the damn thing is over at long last... YAY!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,355 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Complete
A New Naruto by rif1987364 reviews
After Kakashi refuses to help Naruto during the Chuunin exams, Naruto finds a part of himself and the results will be spectacular. First fic so be nice. NarutoTenten Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,508 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Wild Horse Thesis by Calamity Cordite reviews
Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,936 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Ranma, Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
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A Series of Surreal Happenings reviews
A series of Omake short humorous tales for Naruto. Also parodies some of the cliches. Chapter 4: Naruto the Lucky
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008
Naruto: A True Deception Ninja reviews
The Sandaime has revealed to Naruto a ninja's greatest strength: deception. However, most great ninjas deceive even themselves. Naruto twists the words of advice into pretending he's off his rocker to everyone he meets, like a certain Lovegood sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008
Evangelion: Revisited reviews
AUcont. Shinji is forced to relive the entire series. What will change after he's dealt with his demons at the end of the last, a perverted mother, and too much knowledge of the future? Is a Nonwuss ShinjiHarem fic with hopefully lots of Gendo Bashing!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,544 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006