Author has written 2 stories for Remnants, and Misc. Books.Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Hi, I'm liana, I'm 14, kinda hyper and according to my friend's friend's quiz on her website, I'm part Goth(wow a lot of people would agree with this), part Prep, part surfer(WTF? I don’t even surf!), part Hippie, and part Emo(wow a lot of people would agree with this too). This makes basically no sense, but then again, this is coming from the person who considers herself an "expert" in math, a total prep, gets good grades, but adds 1+1+1 and gets 2.
Anyway... I probably shouldn't diss her 'cuz she also considers herself an expert in writing, and has a penname for this site. Luckily, she doesn't know where I live. Or who I am.
Quote of a fellow fanfic writer of the year: “So you’re basing the fate of the world on the hope that when they find out who the other is, they won’t mind because they’ve been playing duets in secret,” -Ashen Skies
“Is a cantaloupe a vegetable?”- girl from my school
“Where’s Canada?”– same girl…
“But I thought stars were like, LIVING gas… They’re not?”– another girl from my school
“…five sided cube….”- same girl…
“I thought California was just another name for the United States.”- same girl…
“Children are our future. Without children, there would be no future. If we didn’t have a future, we would be hopeless. So, in other words, without children, we would all be hopeless. Besides, we don’t need to donate to old people because they’re going to die soon anyway.”- an excerpt form a persuasive essay from this guy in my school…
“Llamas are cannibals be cause they eat people.”- lol my friend is blond at heart…
"Liana, you're a sheep, not a prostitute." -this guy. (uh... don't ask. really.)
More about me:
Skin Color: Pale.
Hair Color: Dark brown, but being the only part of my body affected by the sun, the top is goldenish.
Hair: Uber-curly ebil little frizzy ringlets of DOOM.
Eye Color: Usually a blue ring around the outside, green in the middle, and brown around iris, but sometimes they just look brown, green, or purple.
Height: 5' 2. 5"
Weight: According to my (broken) scale, 16lbs. In real life- 106. ew.
Astrological sign: Libra
Favorite colors: Fuchsia, Peacock, Crimson, Cool gray, Cerulean, Ash, Vermilion red, and Eggshell.
Favorite sports: swimming, dancing, mountain biking, and volleyball.
Favorite animals: lizards, snakes, monkeys, and carnivorous plants.
Favorite foods: salt, sushi, jell-o, gum, ice cream, candy, mushrooms, pizza, anything with sugar, and fries.
Obsessions: faeries, anything medeival, painting, adam pascal ~drools~, fanfiction ...
Least favorite colors: Puce, orange, hot pink, and pea-green.
Least favorite sports: anything involving a ball that you don't hit with your hands.
Least favorite animals: BIG dogs, bees, bunnies, hamsters, squirrels, and any other ebil little rodents.
Least favorite foods: pickles, mustard, spinach, meat, cooked fish, uncooked broccoli, and pb&j sandwiches.
Phobias: BEES, fire, infinity, ebil little rodents, unorganized stuff, fate, mustard (don't ask), space, the extinction of the human race by giant meteor..
Plays/Musicals: RENT, Little Shop of Horrors, Les Miserables, Wicked(duh), Lion King, CATS, Seussical, Once Upon a Mattress, and Aida(OMFG!LUV IT!).
Movies: THE LITTLE VAMPIRE, THE MATRIX, THE SHINING, SCHOOL OF ROCK, ABOUT A BOY, FINDING NEMO, PAPER MOON, BLACK STALLION, and LOTS more.
TV show: Buffy. (My TV has three working channels. The only one than is always clear is in Korean. One we can usually see is infomercials in Spanish, and our black-and-white English channel is PBS kids. Seeing as the only other language I speak kinda fluently is Hebrew, the only TV I watch comes on a DVD.)
Favorite Book Quote:
Cold as winter, strong as stone;
Favorite Movie Quote: (Gasp) being a film would be soooooooo glamorous! Oh yes! Where's my trailer? I need water. Fill my trailer with water! -Dory, Finding Nemo
Good Riddance (time of your life)-Greenday
Anime: Cardcaptor Sakura :)
(some)Books: HOUSE OF THE SCORPION (words cannot describe how much I love this book, and how many times I read it), UGLIES, PRITTIES, TTYL, TITHE, ESCAPE FROM MEMORY, SPEAK, THE TIME QUARTET, HOUSE OF THE SCORPION, REPLICA, ENDER'S GAME, ENDER'S SHADOW, CHILDREN OF THE... (ok, any OSC I have ever read), HOUSE OF THE SCORPION, FEED, WHITE OLEANDER, SHATTERED MIRROR, HAUNTED, I'M NOT WHO YOU THINK I AM, THERE'S A BOY IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM, THE ANGEL FACTORY, WICKED, FEVER, anything by Lois Lowry(OMG she is my idol... hehe), HIS DARK MATERIALS TRILOGY, HOUSE OF THE SCORPION, THE PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH, NO FLYING IN THE HOUSE, BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA, THE ASHWATER EXPERIMENT, THE PRINCESS BRIDE, THE POWER OF UN, HOUSE OF THE SCORPION, and, yes, SIR GAWAIN AND THE GREEN KNIGHT(tim, this is for you).
Ships I like:
Harry Potter- HP/GW, OW/HG, BZ/anyone(mostly Ginny, awww), HG/anyW(not Ginny, ewww), DM/HG, DM/GW, DM/PP, and, yes, DM/HP.
Buffy- BS/WtB, DS/Cheese man(lol), WtB/XH, XH/Anya, Oz/Willow, Tara/Willow, Andrew/DS.
Replica- #7/any Andy(whatever, they all look the same), #7/#13(yes, I know, but it kinda is hinted at in book 11) Dawn(book 6)/main Andy(I can't remember what number he is).
Ender's Game- Petra/Ender, Ender/Alai, (it was recently brought to my attention that, yes, Orson Scott Card is homophobic. Does anyone else find this to be, like, the DEFINITION of irony? Oh well, too bad for him. he set up Ender and Alai himself), Ender/Bean, and, yes(I am aware of how nasty this is), Ender/Valentine.
Giver, Gathering Blue, and Messenger- Jonas/Kira, Jonas/Asher, Jonas/Fiona, Kira/Thomas, and Jo/Matt
Alanna- Jon/Alanna. They were meant to be- everything else is just nasty. I'm sorry if I have offended you. (this includes Tamora. You still rock!)
Holes- Ok people, this is just sad. really(There are no girls in this book. None. If you wanna write romance about an all BOY'S camp, write it about the BOYS). sheesh.
Goosebumps- HAHAHAHAHA lol rofl jk jk jk jk jk jk...HAHAHAHAHA! um...(coughs awkwardly) (sorry, I just realized people actually wrote romance about stuff like "MONSTER BLOOD")
Others: Drunk!Snape, Punk!Mionie, Goth!Mionie, Dark!Valentine, Alive!Matt, Dark!Willow, Cross-dressing!Alanna(jk).
Ships I HATE:
Harry Potter: any old person/any old person, any old person/any young person.
Buffy: Willow/Kennedy(actually, anyone else besides Oz and Tara), Tara/(anyone besides Willow), Oz/(ANYONE BESIDES WILLOW, I cried when he cheated on her).
Others: Strait!Dean(lol), Good!Peter.
If you actually read all that, you wasted like, 6 minutes of your life. oh well.
I might post a Maria/Matt POV fic on THE HOUSE OF THE SCORPION, a DS/Andrew TR/Faith HP/DM with a slight HP/WtB um... incident... as a Buffy crossover, and a Replica fic- Dawn/Andy. And I WILL post a remnants fic called Twenty Ways to Say Good-by.