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Author has written 52 stories for Harry Potter, Discworld, Diana Wynne Jones, and Starsky and Hutch.
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A Million Times by Jess Pallas reviews
This is a collection of RLNT one shots, ranging from humour to angst. I hope you enjoy them. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,375 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Over Tea by thesewarmstars reviews
Severus and Albus have their weekly tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Plan? What Plan? by Nicky Gabriel reviews
Just what the title says.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
The Transition by Teller1789 reviews
Hutch makes a transition.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
If That's What You're Into by danse reviews
Preslash. Arthur and Merlin fall down a hole and have to spend a night not killing each other. The chances of success are questionable.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hero Material by expiry 4.23 reviews
AU. What if Harry had been the one to grow up with Vernon’s ideals while Dudley dreamed of magic? Very dark. But surprisingly, not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Somewhere by Exploded Pen reviews
It had been raining, that much Sam remembered at least.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Albus, Severus and Potter by fuzzy-grapes reviews
WOW it's a pointless story! Post DH, just a little drabble about Albus and Severus finding out Harry named his kid after them...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Growing Old Disgracefully by rospberry reviews
Bodie and Doyle, in their twighlight years, run amok in a nursing home. Doyle's POV.
Professionals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Coffee and Insults by something-like-love reviews
Remus Lupin needs coffee. It is an accepted fact. But in the staff room which contains coffee, there is also Snape and Sinistra. And all he wanted was coffee. But really, they are so bloody obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The Usual by Vermilion Angel reviews
A glimpse into life of a homicide detective. Just plain silly.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
The Next Great Adventure by madamsnape78 reviews
Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape discuss life, death and mistakes. Set during HBP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Beautiful Souls by wuemsel reviews
An undercover assignment at an escort service... Sounds like we know the perfect team for that, doesn't it?
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63,492 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
Discworld Big Brother by Watchman reviews
Will Dibbler keep thinking up idiotic tasks? Will Angua finally be convinced that Vimes' isn't gay? Will the show go on? Who will win? Will anyone win at all? You decide.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,473 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005
Numbers Never Lie by klynie reviews
A fair bit of shouting, some tears, and advice for a bad hair day. A Snape is Hermione's Father story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,812 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
If Cats Could Cry by Captain Evermind reviews
It is Minerva who finds Severus after the final battle. For the first time that she can remember, she lets herself dwell on their relationship, and his betrayal. A final epiphany.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Spinning in the Darkness by Islander2 reviews
Harry and Hermione have a date in the Room of Requirement in one hour. What will Harry do up in his dormitory until then? SLASH Over 6000 reads! Thanks, everyone! :D Chapter 2 is a second version of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Invisible Boxes by Migratory reviews
Featuring The Watch as they attempt to save the city once again from the forces of disorder, or at least to take the credit for Gaspode's hard work in this direction. Now complete.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
Tale of a Washerwoman? by Grey-eyed-semicolon reviews
Zeus has moaned about his clothes being washed once too often. Hera challenges him to wash the stains out of everyone's clothes on Olympus that week. Meanwhile, Kore or Persephone has vanished...
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2006
What He Wants by summerborn reviews
What Gilderoy Lockhart wants, Gilderoy Lockhart gets, and what he wants now is a certain Potions master. Set during CoS and canon compliant. Lockhart/Snape - Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Unwelcome Distractions by Rayven reviews
How,' thought Calcifer muzzily, 'is it possible to have that many hands? The man must have octopus blood.' Slash. PlotWhatPlot?
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
The Same Shade of Red by azamystic reviews
This is a short, angsty one shot about umm, someone, thru Harry's POV.Like you won't be able to figure it out from the first two lines R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Craving by Starsky's Strut reviews
Hutch has a moment of severe weakness.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Queen's Gambit by Rebelcat reviews
Hutch still hasn't learned not to underestimate Starsky. PSR
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
You're a Mean One, Mr Snape by sarini reviews
OneShot. Harry has had quite enough of Professor Snape. During Occlumency lessons over Christmas one year, Harry makes sure Snape knows. Follows OOTP, no HBP, almost no spoilers. Rating for language only. RWHG mentioned
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One Fine Morning by Hopeakaarme reviews
One fine morning, two creatures meet each other by the side of the Lake Hogwarts. Despite the deep bond they share, circumstances force them apart, leaving them to dream. Possible squick factor, NOT a humour fic! SLASH SnapeGiant Squid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Headline News by Rebelcat reviews
They really should have known better than to trust a reporter.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Complete
A Boy Less Ordinary by Eildon Rhymer reviews
COMPLETE: Thomas Brown is an unusual boy, trapped in a normal family. Then, one day, Tom intones a little word: Chrestomanci. Normality is about to get very strange. Featuring Dark Lords, a hamster, and a 17 year old called Christopher Chant.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,221 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
In too deep by wuemsel reviews
A Muse for a Dayidea Thanks to Muse Brook!. The guys go undercover with a political group, but Starsky is made, and in order to save both their lives as well as the mission, Hutch has to work together with the very enraged fruitcakes. WARNING: the origi
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/13/2005
The Pocket Crosswords of Severus Snape by Lowlands Girl reviews
[pre HBP] '...there will be NO chapter called 'Lupin's Papers' in book six, nor will there be chapters entitled 'Pettigrew's Pamphlets,' 'Sirius's Circulars' or 'the Pocket Crosswords of Severus Snape'.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
An Argument by Snurfle reviews
An argument including Death, Albert, the Death of Rats and frilly pink knickers. A not to be missed one shot. Please read and review
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
Learning to Spell by Nattish reviews
--Alternate Universe-- A very young Harry Potter has been sent to live with Snape. He finds it easier to make friends with the forest creatures than a scary old man.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Fate Worse Than Death by TeaRoses reviews
The Unseen University has a vermin problem, and the Librarian calls on Death to help. A fluffy little gen fic. One-shot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Complete
A Coffin for Starsky and Hutch by A-blackwinged-bird reviews
The boys are in a grave situation... mild language ensues.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/11/2005
Case 7926552 by A-blackwinged-bird reviews
Ever wonder what one of Starsky's case reports looked like? Me too.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/22/2005
The Report by Starsky's Strut reviews
The boys are late for work and Dobey wants to know why.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Complete
What's Left of Hope by S. Thanatos reviews
When you know you have lost, you try to preserve what's left. Dumbledore knows this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Severus S., Albus D.
Withstanding the Test of Time by Hermionewexa reviews
It's a threeshot about Nicholas and Perenelle Flamel, and their very long lives. More reviews please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Complete
Regret by GoddessofSnark reviews
Slashy Christmas Carol thing. Marley realizes that perhaps helping Scrooge isn't a good thing.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Complete
The Trials of Seven by ChocolateEclar reviews
(Probably 1st Archer's Goon fanfic ever) Have you ever wondered what Archer & his younger siblings were like as kids? Or why their parents kicked them out of their house? Or where they came from for that matter? Includes what happened after AG.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,677 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004
Curtain Call by Lisse reviews
A snapshot of a Death Eater after the Second War. Just because you're evil doesn't mean you're not a nice guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Complete
An Affair to Forget by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Dumbledore knows a lot of people. What possibly could have led him to contact Remus Lupin, out of all the Order members? A story of hatred, passion, and unrequited love set during Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Severus S., Gilderoy L.
A Flying Commentary by MamaLaz reviews
Draco Malfoy, having lost his position as seeker, is now Quidditch Commentator. And an extremely bitter Slytherin is not the best person to commentate on a game where his former side go against Gryffindor. All-Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Even Brains Can Have Fun by Dissedent reviews
Complete Harry and friends, or what’s left of them, get bored while floating around in their respective jars. They decide to have some fun, and what’s better than a game of truth or dare between brains?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Howling at Dark Stars by Dissedent reviews
AU - Harry Potter was raised by wolves. Werewolves, that is... [on hiatus indefinitely]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., Remus L.
Drag Racing his Way back to the Top by wuemsel reviews
An undercover assignment requires Starsky´s not so hidden talent... Much to Hutch´s concern, of course.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/4/2003
Funny, Honey? by Dueling Dahlings reviews
Severus Snape's dislike of Remus Lupin was fueled by many things: the fact that the blasted werewolf was flirting shamelessly with Auriga Sinistra simply happened to be the most prominent at the moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Severus S.
Secret Passions by Taleya reviews
Sick. Crass. And funny This is what came of a demented take on why Dumbledore claimed he saw himself with a pair of socks in the mirror of Erised....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/25/2002
And Yet He Flinched by H.L.B reviews
McGonagall remembers the dark hints about Snape's past evident even when he first came to Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/18/2001 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Payday by M H E Priest reviews
Bicentennial Summer Trilogy #1: Something is wrong with Starsky, and before Hutch can find out exactly what is wrong, they find themselves in the middle of a bank robbery.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,859 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/7/2001 - Complete
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
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Snake reviews
Ron was going to end up being just another Weasley, just the same as his brothers. Nothing to distinguish him... Nothing to raise him up above the- "SLYTHERIN!" All the Weasleys were the same. At least, they were supposed to be. This is intended as a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Ron W., George W., Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
Black Magic
Short story with an AU ending, covering Bellatrix's trial. One-shot. KingsleyxBellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Kingsley S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Watcher reviews
A double drabble where Snape visits Privet Drive to mourn Lily's death. Thanks to my beta, DeLaSponge. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Severus S., Petunia D. - Complete
Under the Hat reviews
The Sorting Hat's PoV while Sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Incendio reviews
Remus has picked up a bad habit, and his friends are NOT HAPPY. T for language and smoking. Features nice!Peter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just the Way You Are reviews
Remus/Tonks fluff. Tonks goes clothes-shopping, with Remus in tow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Who's the Cutest? reviews
For all those teenage girls who have played this game... Ginny has to decide which is her favourite Hogwarts Professor
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
Out of the Question reviews
Marcus discovers affections for his Potions tutor... one-shot, thank goodness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Marcus F., Lucius M. - Complete
A Far Cry from Home reviews
Hermione deals with the aftermath of the Final Battle. AU, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
I Spy reviews
"Albus had said he needed a spy, and he'd volunteered almost immediately..." But being a spy for the Order of the Phoenix is dangerous, especially for a Gryffindor. AU. Deathfic. Three-shot. T for torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Severus Can Handle It reviews
AU. The war has just ended and Dumbledore has an angry visitor. One-shot. Angsty. Deathfic sort of .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Severus S., Albus D.
Won't Work reviews
Hagrid is not the only person at Hogwarts with an affinity for... less friendly Magical Creatures...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Theodore N., Blaise Z.
Slytherin Robes reviews
Warrington asks Sirius Black out, and Sirius can't stop thinking about him... Then Sirius discovers he's not the only one with a preference for Slytherin boys... T for sexual references. Two-shot. SLASH Sirius BlackxWarrington
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Sirius B., C. Warrington - Complete
Capital BT reviews
Starsky has a migraine, so the world must suffer. And then he gets mixed up in an armed robbery... but where's Hutch to save the day? Light-hearted, banter-ful fic. One-shot. K for mild language.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
A Family Affair reviews
A series of squick fics involving the Weasleys and incest. Also SLASH. Chapter 1: PercyxRon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Percy W., Ron W.
Partners in Crime reviews
Neville Longbottom has a dilemma about who to ask to the Yule Ball. Should he ask a Weasley? SLASH NevillexGeorge Neville's PoV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Neville L., George W. - Complete
Reflection reviews
Padma and Parvati Patil get a little drunk and… possibly… lose their inhibitions. WARNING: FEMMESLASH. SQUICK. TWINCEST. IMPLIED HarryxRon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Parvati P., Padma P. - Complete
My Champion reviews
A monologue from Ginny Weasley's PoV about a certain Hogwarts champion and her unrequited love for him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Ginny W., Cedric D. - Complete
Keep Your Hair On reviews
Katie Bell thinks about Argus Filch's hair. First person from Katie's PoV. Oneshot. Implied hints of KatiexFilch. T for mental images, mainly. VERY twisted sense of humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Katie B., Argus F. - Complete
Kiss It Better reviews
Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas have had an argument, but then Seamus finds Tom Riddle's small black diary and starts to feel better... SLASH Seamus FinniganxDean Thomas and Seamus FinniganxTom Marvolo Riddle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Seamus F., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
After All reviews
Ginny Weasley is convinced she is in love with Gilderoy Lockhart... but is she? GinnyxLockhart, GinnyxHarry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Ginny W., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Operation 'Thock Removal' reviews
Wrigglesworth has a rather unusual operation for Igorina to perform. Monstrous Regiment spoilers. Rated at the top end of T. Twisted sense of humour.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Chaser reviews
Minerva McGonagall thinking about what happened when Alicia Spinnet got into the Gryffindor Quidditch team... WARNING: SQUICK femmeslash Minerva McGonagallxAlicia Spinnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Minerva M., Alicia S. - Complete
As If To Say reviews
'I've always found the way Hagrid looks at me vaguely worrying. It's as though he'd love to get his hands on me in my transformed state...' RemusxHagrid. SLASH! Remus' PoV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Remus L., Rubeus H. - Complete
In the words of J K Rowling reviews
These stories are made up of quotes from the Harry Potter books... SLASH HarryxDraco, RemusxSirius, HarryxRon. CHAPTER 3 is up, finally!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Harry P., Ron W.
Pulling Me reviews
A look into the heads of Fred Weasley and Bellatrix. Weasley twinxBellatrix Lestrange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Fred W., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Discussions Defeating Dullness reviews
Hexwood The King is bored with politics, and relies on his voices to keep him amused. Hexwood SPOILERS surprise, surprise. I think this is the first Hexwood fanfic on here. ONESHOT.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
Wasted Obsession reviews
Filch's PoV, as he watches Lee. Lee doesn't know it's slash. T for slash. Oneshot. SLASH ARGUS FILCHxLEE JORDAN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Argus F., Lee J. - Complete
The Best of Both Worlds reviews
A summer's morning, the Hogwarts lake, a witch and a wizard... Oneshot. Mild T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2006 - N. Tonks, Dean T. - Complete
As You See Fit reviews
Dolores Umbridge has been told to punish Harry as she sees fit... WARNING: SQUICK UmbridgexHarry. You have been warned, so no flames please. T for your imagination and mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Dolores U., Harry P. - Complete
Transfiguration Homework reviews
Lily Evans talks to her friend, Olive, about who she fancies. Implied LilyxSomeone...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Lily Evans P., G. Montague - Complete
The Spirits' Call reviews
An outtake from 'Feet of Clay' when you think Vimes gets drunk. Desperate attempt to imitate the genius. A Night Watch reference because it's my favourite of the books. T for language.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Sam Vimes - Complete
Practise Makes Perfect reviews
Ron Weasley visits the Quidditch Pitch early one morning for extra practice, and finds someone already there. This someone helps him improve his Quidditch techniques... I have a twisted sense of humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Ron W., C. Warrington - Complete
Go Bananas! reviews
A food fight when Sirius Black is late for dinner has some unexpected results... SLASH RemusxSirius, Remus Lupin..Banana. Oneshot. T for implied slash and mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Chocolate and Paracetamol reviews
Severus Snape is ill and Remus Lupin is told by Dumbledore to look after him. Features friendly!Severus. K plus. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Older Eyebrows in the Bathroom reviews
It evokes thoughts of hairs in the sink, doesn't it? Well, it's slash, GoylexMontague, from Gregory Goyle's PoV, with strongly implied DracoxMoaning Myrtle and DracoxHarry. T because I'm paranoid for language. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Gregory G., G. Montague - Complete
The Broom reviews
FilchxMarcus Flint if you squint. Or Filch and Marcus could just be friends. Not sure when it takes place exactly. Just after some random quidditch practising. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Marcus F., Argus F. - Complete
Beneath the Flame reviews
Charlie WeasleyxPansy Parkinson. During GoF, Charlie Weasley and Pansy Parkinson's PoVs. Oneshot. Mild T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Charlie W., Pansy P. - Complete
A Different Type of Dragon reviews
Why Draco hates Rubeus Hagrid. Oneshot. DracoxHagrid. Draco Malfoy's PoV, Draco's first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Draco M., Rubeus H. - Complete
Family Dreams reviews
AU. Lord Voldemort captures Hermione Granger in the final battle, and is struck by sudden memories. Chap 1... Voldy's PoV. Chap 2... Hermione's PoV. Twoshot. Mild T, I suppose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Voldemort, Hermione G. - Complete
Matchmaker reviews
George Weasley decides to hurry along the TonksxRemus relationship a bit, but things go wrong... Takes place during Ootp. George's PoV. SLASH, FredxSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2005 - George W., Sirius B. - Complete
Cliché reviews
During GoF Quidditch cup. Narcissa Malfoy's PoV when she sees Hermione Granger. Mild T. WARNING: Femmeslash, NarcissaxHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Narcissa M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Smile reviews
Lily Evans is seventeen, and lost in the Forbdden Forest. Rubeus Hagrid helps her find her way out. Not quite as squicky as it could be. Mild T. Implied HagridxLily, LilyxHagrid and LilyxJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Reasons reviews
Severus sees the first year Granger girl in the library. Oneshot, squick. A bit creepy and look at the stuff I've written. WARNING: 1st year!Hermione GrangerxSeverus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Practising My French reviews
Takes place during GoF. Oneshot. I have a twisted sense of humour. Yes, it's Draco MalfoyxFleur Delacour!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Draco M., Fleur D. - Complete
Do You Remember? reviews
Someone is remembering something that happened in Ootp. Unexpected slash. Oneshot. Mild T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Albus D., Sirius B. - Complete
Unforeseen reviews
Dobby has to tidy Trelawney's tower. Read it for more info. Oneshot. Sybil TrelawneyxDobby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Sybill T. - Complete
Separate reviews
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter in the Room of Requirement. Draco throws a flakey, Harry comforts him, and it goes on from there… Oneshot. SLASH HarryxDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not Just My Hero or Doubly Sexy reviews
Sam Vimes has sex with... er... Sam Vimes... Night Watch fanfic. Oneshot. SLASH.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Sam Vimes - Complete
Horse Lover reviews
UMBRIDGExFUDGE. Dolores Umbridge and Cornelius Fudge's 'relationship' is more or less the summary. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Dolores U. - Complete
Breathe reviews
Cornelius Fudge thinks about Sirius Black! Oneshot, thank goodness. WARNING! SLASH Sirius BlackxCornelius Fudge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - C. Fudge, Sirius B. - Complete
Dream Triangle reviews
Draco Malfoy starts to romance with Ginny Weasley in the Charms classroom, Harry Potter walks in, sees Ginny and Draco, and… any more would spoil the story, wouldn't it? SLASH HARRYxDRACO. Also GINNYxHARRY and GINNYxDRACO. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete