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Joined 08-16-05, id: 878796
Author has written 10 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Harry Potter, and Wolf's Rain.

Would it be too pathetic to say that I've been too lazy to post a profile before? Well, better late than never, in any case.

Name: Evil. No, that is not my real name. No, I will not tell you my real name. Get over it and go cry in your Cheerios.
Age: Between five and five hundred. Go on, I'll give you ten seconds to guess.
Gender: I am of the feminine persuasion. As would only make sense, considering my Favorites are filled with yaoi and most (all) of my stories are as well.
Location: Somewhere on the globe. Pick a nation, any nation.

Basics covered. Suppose I'll go on to the juicy stuff.

Favorite Anime/Mangas:
Hellsing
Naruto
One Piece
Dramacon
Fruits Basket
Wolf's Rain
D. N. Angel
Avatar: The Last Airbender

Favorite Television Shows:
LOST
Criminal Minds (I 3 Reed! squeals childishly)
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Spongebob Squarepants
The Fairly Oddparents

Favorite Books:
Harry Potter
Born Confused
Tamora Pierce's Shatterglass

Favorite All-Time Quote:
"You! You deaded me!"

Favorite Color:
Green. Or silver.

And, finally:

Favorite Pairings:
Hellsing-
PipSeras
AlucardSeras
CaptainSchro

Naruto-
SasuNaru
LeeSaku
KibaHina
NejiHina
KakaIru
GaaraNaru
ShikaIno

One Piece-
ZoloLuffy
ZoloSanji

Fruits Basket-
KyoYuki
KyoTohru
HaruRin
HaruMomiji
ShigureAaya

Wolf's Rain-
TsumeToboe
KibaCheza
HigeBlue

D. N. Angel-
DarkDaisuke

Avatar: The Last Airbender-
AangKatara
SokkaYue
SokkaTsuki

I like cookies. And reviews. Reviews equal crack.

Later, lovelies. Leave lots of pretty reviews for me!

As a wonderful lady once said:

"Well, I'm out."

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Home by Conviction reviews
There's a part of my soul, the core of who I am—and it's been tangled up with him, and I can't get free. It keeps dragging me back. I'm going crazy.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Jackets That Attack by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Sasuke learns the hard way that revenge is not just for avengers. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Watching From a Distance by xxAmethystEyesxx reviews
Hinata has always watched and admired Neji from afar. What happens when she decides to get a closer look? NejiXHinata. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
In Which Birthdays Go Unexpectedly Well by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
In which Naruto's birthday is overrun with randomness and Sasuke's to blame. Implied SasuNaru. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
On Second Thought by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Part II to the On the Contrary drabble series. A collection of 45 themes that are Sasuke and Naruto centric. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 15,989 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Herr Mannelig by Yamazakura reviews
Sir Mannelig, Sir Mannelig, won't you marry me, For all that I'll gladly give you? You may answer only 'yes' or 'no', Will you do so or no? [SasuNaru, AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Belong To You by Rachika reviews
Nobody can see Sasuke's imperfections, his mask is perfect. Except to one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Definition Of Love by kawaii-kirei reviews
[You two have the most dysfunctional definition of love I have ever heard of.] If beating someone up in order to keep them safe isn’t love, then what is? [SasuNaru, NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Forget To Swallow by desolate butterfly reviews
[NarSasu fic, yaoi] In which Sasuke is pissed off and hungry and Naruto is a pervert with odd taste in noodles.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
with the tide's coming by lokogato-sama reviews
“Teme,” Naruto says, as if there weren’t years between them now and reams and reams of power. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Faux by Away From Sanity reviews
[Shonenai, Irukashi] Kakashi's a liar, and good at it too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just An Ordinary Day by Keigo-sama reviews
Sugar highs, puppies and lovers' tiffs... It's just another ordinary day for Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto. A series of drabbles on their relationship with each other and the people around them. [sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 22,093 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
On A Bridge by Negative Creep reviews
A boy, a girl, and a bridge in two worlds. Drabbly.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Hormones by dedkake reviews
Sasuke looked cute when he was playing video games. It turned Naruto on. Narusasu... just a cute little something.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy What? by Sugahlei reviews
Oneshot sortarandom ficlet! Yay! Naruto's naivity and Sasuke...well. Sasuke should never drink. ever. XD NaruSasu duh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
100 Percent Pure by Seto's Darkness reviews
In which Naruto is a student at an exclusive school and Sasuke is the cashier at the school's café [SasuNaru AU Poor!Sasuke and Rich!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
On the Contrary by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
A collection of 45 themes that are Sasuke and Naruto centric. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
High Speed Collisions by Alarm Clock reviews
And all of this seriously had the potential to blow up in his face, or worse yet, plummet down to the ground at hyperspeed. Oneshot. Drabble.
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Hot Sex and Pest Control by Sintari reviews
Falling in love is the easiest thing in the world. Staying in love is another thing altogether. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ordinary Fish People by Sintari reviews
Neji writes a mission report and Hinata proves helpful. A vignette from Neji and Hinata's married life. Could almost be called fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Heaven's Tears by Keigo-sama reviews
He supposed that it was befitting. Heaven crying for those who could not – would not – cry. [SasuNaru oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Always You by blizzie8836 reviews
the soul lives on, but there must always be balance. And for every soul, there is a mate to even the scales. SasuNaru Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Clothes Make The Spirit by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairings: R-B, Y-Y, M-M, Seto-Joey, Duke-Tristan, Mai-Tea, Mokuba-Serenity, Weevil-Rex, Isis-Shadi Summary: The gift that keeps on annoying: really funny T-shirt slogans that have been Egyptianized, and cause some -- okay, a lot -- of trouble.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 40,183 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 4/28/2004
Heaven by TakeHeart reviews
[Oneshot] It was just one coincidental encounter... or perhaps, it was fated? [Neji x Hinata]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Dare by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, NejiHina] On a dare, Hinata sets out to kiss the one she truly loves.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Like No One Else by mirai3k reviews
‘His job was given to no one else...to protect her from everyone else.’ And Hyuga Neji takes his job seriously. [light NejiHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Irony by MeeLee reviews
[Oneshot] The jounin goes on the dangerous missions. The jounin risks his life for the village. The jounin dies first, not the chuunin...but Fate has a twisted sense of humor. [KakaIru, angst and character death] R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Caring by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Kakashi couldn't understand how Iruka could be so brave. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
For Your Own Good by Misura reviews
Absence does not, Kaiba knows, make the heart grow fonder. Absolutely not. [KaibaJoey]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
The Way of Things by SolipsisticFury reviews
In which Sasuke has issues, Naruto gets introspective, and cursed seals are kinky. Lime. NarutoSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Subterfuge by Amarin Rose reviews
Flash is on a hunt for J'onn J'onzz's Oreos. But Batman keeps getting in his way. What's a speedster to do? What he does second best, of course – annoy the Bat!
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
I'd Kill for You by Seto'swhiterose reviews
COMPLETE Seto Kaiba is the bearer of an unbearable secret: On off hours he is an assassin. He despises his work, but what happens when it pits him against the one person he thinks he hates, Joey Wheeler? SxJ, yaoi CONTAINS SOME ADULT THEMES!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,713 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Moonlight by Isolde1 reviews
You are strong this way. [Drabble, KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Frozen by Isolde1 reviews
If Kakashi were dead, Iruka would know. Written for the 25 themes challenge. [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Heaven's Not Enough by Miss Chang Po reviews
One Shot - Heaven's not enough, if when I'm there I don't remember you...
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Complete
It's Magic by DarkShadowFlame reviews
Dark Magician x Dark Magician Girl, or Mahaado x Mana. Mana thinks she has a crush on the Pharaoh, but maybe that’s just because she’s never given her master a close enough glance... or noticed the close glances he’s giving her.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Mahado/Mahad, Mana - Complete
The End Is Here by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairings: Yugi–Ryou, Yami–Bakura Summary: One night everyone gets drunk. The next morning, Yugi wakes up to find things – and Yami and Bakura's relationship – are a bit different than he thought...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Yūgi M., R. Bakura - Complete
Heaven's Not Enough by Dark Manifest reviews
They knew they wouldn't make it to Paradise. But, for what it was worth, they had each other. Hige and Blue, episode 28.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Hige, Blue - Complete
Tired by Isolde1 reviews
Kakashi is very, so very tired ... Birthday fic, beware the WAFF attack. [Light, completely pointless KakaIru fluff]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sleeping Habits by pancakesareking reviews
[Yaoi] Hige and Kiba discuss Kiba’s sleeping habits, and like Hige says, the first step to solving a problem is admitting you have one.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2004
The More Things Change by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: Yami–Bakura Summary: MPREG Bakura's got a little surprise for Yami...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Don't Read Into It by Escuro de la Lus reviews
Dedicated to Nek0-chan and Sakura-chan:: Yami Bakura muses after Ryou recovers from an illness and Ryou helps him clear his thoughts. {Shounen Ai:B&R}
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2004
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A Thin Line reviews
There's a thin line between love and hatred. Rivalshipping.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Shameless reviews
Hige is shameless. Tsume comments on this. KibaHige.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Unbreakable reviews
Tsume is gold. And everyone knows gold is soft. So why must he fight so hard to be strong?
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Lost Without You reviews
The protector's blood is spilled. His lover laments. TsumeToboe
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
My Snugglebunny reviews
In which Seto has odd sleeping habits and Jou learns which buttons to push. Puppyshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2006 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Cheaters Do Prosper reviews
Confused!Ron plus Crafty!Hermione plus Stacked!Deck equals one very interesting poker game. Implied RH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Forgotten Frying Pans reviews
Bakura likes to fall asleep on the stove. Ryou's learned how to wake him up. Implied tendershipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Of Plastic Women reviews
Lunchtime musings of lesbians and whoreish plastic women. Light SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It Didn't Happen reviews
Denial is often the greatest pain. Rivalshipping.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Don't Laugh At Me reviews
Poor Yuugi, he's having a difficult morning. Implied puzzleshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Yūgi M., Atem - Complete