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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Babylon 5.

Hey, all! My name is Tom Smith, and I'm an indie musician -- mostly comedy, mostly folk-rock. (If you're thinking, "What, THAT guy!?" Yes, that guy. Seriously.) If you're interested, my music is at . But that's not why I'm here.

I'm also a Potter addict.

Specifically, I'm a diehard Harry/Hermione shipper. Literally the only variances that work for me involve adding Luna or Daphne to the mix. Weasleys? F*kin' Weasleys. Gaaaaaah. Dumbledore? Manipulative old pharte. Double Gaaaaaah. So, if you don't like Harmony, don't read my stuff.

Anyway, a few years ago, I wrote and posted some fanfic under a sock-puppet name on LiveJournal. And I always thought it'd be nice to put those stories elsewhere, and to finally reveal myself as the writer. And maybe post some new stuff.

A couple of important points: First, my version of the magical world tends to be rather more aware of Muggles and their doings, if only because it makes no sense to me how you could live on the same planet and somehow miss, let alone deliberately ignore, a civilization and its works. Second, there will be bad words, and some dark themes now and then. If you're less than 16 years old and the rating says "M", it ain't kiddin'. I am an adult, writing for an adult audience -- i.e., me -- and the ratings will reflect that. Third, anyone involved in any smut in my stories may be assumed to be of at least legal-in-Michigan age, i.e., sixteen years or older. And, rest assured, there will be smut. There will be kinks. There will be, FSM save me, some Snarry. Don't even ask how that one got written. There will be the lyrics of some songs. Most of all, there will be Harmony. :) Thanks for your indulgence, and I hope you enjoy these.

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Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 4762 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 6,062 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
You're my Density by robst reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,085 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 3,152 - Follows: 4,202 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 2/9 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,086 - Reviews: 2789 - Favs: 4,247 - Follows: 5,771 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter & The Fifth Element by bexis1 reviews
Sixth year fic. Examines H/Hr in context of his unwanted wealth and fame, and her need for independence. H struggles for magical control over a mysterious, powerful fifth element, receives an inheritance and has a dalliance that ends in disaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 1,387,656 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Phoenix Syndrome by apAidan reviews
It's two years after the Epilogue and there's an emergency at the DMLE. so Director Hermione Granger-Weasley has to go into the office and find out exactly what's going on. Epilogue compliant Harmony. Rating for violence / torture scene in chapter 6 Chapter 13 edited for a continuity error on 4/8/2013
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,318 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 328,069 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
The Hogwarts Strike Team by Myricle reviews
An older and more experienced Harry and Hermione return to their first year at Hogwarts. Their goals? Assassinate Death Eaters, destroy Horcruxes, and deal with Voldemort's hidden contingency plan... by any means necessary. And maybe they'll fix a few other things along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 199,006 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I, Alone by EJ Daniels reviews
Can a child, raised to believe that he is worth little more than the dirt he sleeps upon, find the courage to rise up and face his destiny or will the weight of the entire Wizarding world that rests upon his small shoulder be the final straw that breaks him? (This is a seriously abused Harry - forget canon Harry! Abuse is not overcome in a few months time)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 259,902 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Harry Potter and the Death in the Family by Story Please reviews
Hermione visits Grimmauld Place after being shooed out of the house by Ron so she can have some time to herself and comes across a letter that will bring both herself and Harry face to face with the trauma of having lived in the cupboard under the stairs on Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., James S. P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30344 - Favs: 16,745 - Follows: 14,589 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Enlightened Universe by TheButterflyComposer reviews
The Wizarding world is crumbling, even after the events at Godric's Hollow. Dark forces lurk in the shadows, the Muggles are clawing at the gates and whispers, mere whispers of 'The Enlightened'... Fortunately for us, our heroes aren't idiots. Welcome to the Enlightened Universe. Harry Potter and his friends, as you've never seen them before. Rated M for good reason after year one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,307 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 370,395 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 3,879 - Follows: 4,565 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Don't look back in Anger by robst reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4495 - Favs: 4,116 - Follows: 4,045 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4355 - Favs: 5,212 - Follows: 6,061 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Came Out of the Darkness by COotD - otherwise inactive reviews
Betrayed by Weasleys, Manipulated by Dumbledore, Saved by Snape. All to win a war, only to lose the battle and die. So Fate steps in and sends them back to try again. Soul bond Harry/Hermione, soulbound Neville/Luna. Starts back in year one. Mix of movieverse and bookverse. Removed some time ago due to muse death -UNFINISHED AND UNUPDATED - sorry, muse has vanished again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 255,467 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Draco M., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Greater Good by Forensica X reviews
He was gone. Dead. Because of him. But the Order was wrong. It wasn't just their war anymore. It had stopped being their war long ago. Harry saw the strings, and he would no longer play the puppet. AU as of year six. UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION - SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,735 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Scīenra Cwēna by wedgegeck reviews
Harry Potter elects to take a bit of pride in himself, and in so doing changes the way he views others, and they view him. Fourth Year divergence story. HP/HG/FD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,468 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 3,046 - Follows: 4,058 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Is It A Want, Or A Need? by Pyro146 reviews
Tony Stark can get anything or anyone that he wants and is therefore only really interested in what he can't have, which is Natasha Romanoff. He is used to challenges, but nothing like the one he faces to claim the prized Russian, including a jealous archer and a life of danger that had always surrounded the assassin. Rated for violence, language and smut.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,830 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5010 - Favs: 4,474 - Follows: 5,028 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Child's Play by passionately happy reviews
Or, how Natasha Romanoff and Steve Rogers fell in love. A collection of drabbles and one shots.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 59,260 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Not Normal by Radaslab reviews
His life was never normal, then it becomes truly abnormal. He must save a world he never cared for, but with others ... he can care. H/Hr and maybe others. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 585,600 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
You Want Me to Do What? by jamesandlilypotter81 reviews
Seven years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry is beginning to think that he'll never feel excitement again—that he's way past his prime. So when Hermione asks him for a favor, he immediately accepts without a second thought. Of course, he should have known his tendency to jump into situations blind would be the end of him…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,532 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fantastic Perfect Moments and Where to Find Them by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
A dinner out with Harry, his girlfriend, and his two best friends, soon turns into something none of them expected when a song from the past reminds Harry of just how much he hasn't moved on. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Melting Pot by Melika Elena reviews
You can only deny the chemistry for so long. The catalyst is inevitable; they are undeniable. A Harmony-focused story of what happens after in five-parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,164 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Altered World by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
From a future in ruin, Harry used Dumbledore's time device to return to the past, to find a changed world. Unsure of what has remained the same, Harry must deal with an different world. Not your cut of the mold Harry Timetravel fic Harem, x over cameos
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 91 - Words: 235,617 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Daphne G. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 645 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Cry, Little Darling by mholub00 reviews
Clint Barton wakes up one morning to a surprise. A surprise that will change his world. (One-shot, though look for sequel-ish/companions being posted as the ideas come)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Matchmaking Granger by vagrantboy reviews
With rumination of her achievements, a surprise return, pestering loved ones, and a bit of wine Hermione will learn that happiness, despite what some may say, finds those who simply ask for it. Follows Deathly Hallows until the epilogue, then it banks to a hard right. Rating for safety not smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,483 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Pretty as a Purl by Liliththestormgoddess reviews
Natasha Romanoff: super secret spy, Avenger, killer of men and courter of death. She also liked to knit.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 661 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 6,060 - Follows: 2,980 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nanny Wanted by miscard reviews
Set eight years after finishing their schooling, Hermione Granger answers an ad to be a Nanny for a High Society family. Working as a nanny for Harry Potter she learns that she is in danger of falling in love with not only his kids, but with Harry too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,268 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Is This Love? by shaneequa reviews
The five times people told Natasha that she loves Clint, and the one time she realized it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,331 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
A Woman Of Edges by tielan reviews
"I'm beginning to think you're the most terrifying woman I've met." Learning to like, live with, and love Maria Hill.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,874 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Agent Maria Hill, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Actions speak louder than words by the frozen cherry reviews
...or five times people tried to work out and speculated upon Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff's relationship and the one time they found out the truth.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Truth be Told by TheFallOfGallifrey reviews
The aftermath of one of Tony's drunken games. Clint/Natasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,869 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished by DevinBourdain reviews
Pepper had the best intentions when she asked Clint for a favour but when things take a turn for the worst the situation could cost them both their lives. Warnings: language and violence.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,719 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P. - Complete
Remembering With Joy by avidbeader reviews
Post-Hogwarts one-shot, AU. Harry and Hermione go on holiday to Mexico to escape the memories of Ron's death and find unexpected solace in the ancient ritual of Día de los Muertos. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Other Boy Who Lived by Kwan Li reviews
AU. On that night, Neville Longbottom was the child that You-Know-Who marked as his equal. Surprisingly, Longbottom lived through He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's Killing curse. Fourteen years later, the Boy-Who-Lived and Harry confront their destinies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 251,803 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Damn the Consequences by sydneygirl90 reviews
In a split second, in a fleeting moment, Harry has a revelation. An alternative to the already lovely "I'll Go With You" scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wizard Behind the Wheel by willyolioleo reviews
Who knew that getting a driver's license could be such a hassle? Epilogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Harrypottysses by Phantom Ovaries reviews
What would happen if James Joyce wrote a Harry Potter book? It would probably look something like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
280 Days by Like A Dove reviews
Zuko is just trying to be a good friend. Honest. Drabbles from Zuko's POV. Companion to 'Forty Weeks'.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Forty Weeks by Like A Dove reviews
Katara shows up at the Fire Lord's with a bit of a...predicament. Post-series. Arguably Korra-canon compliant.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,729 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
She Was Good At That Or How Katara Became Fire La by SCWLC reviews
Zuko needs a lot of help with governing the Fire Nation. Luckily someone steps into the breach to help. Zutara. Would you expect anything else from me at this point?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4575 - Favs: 6,305 - Follows: 6,420 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Cactus Juice and Truth in Negotiations by SCWLC reviews
This is to be treated like what you'd get if you got someone hyped up on caffiene after too little sleep. Total crack. If you made Zuko and Katara tell and do nothing but the truth about everything for a day straight, what would happen? Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 3,995 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Without You, There is Nothing by gphoenix51 reviews
Harry Potter has won the war, but hasn't won the girl. He may be the most powerful Wizard in the world, but his power is helpless to save the woman he loves from a loveless relationship. Will Hermione ever escape Ron and be with the man she's destined to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,604 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the BoyWhoLived by Seel'vor reviews
On that fateful night, Halloween, 1981, Voldemort was defeated by the BWL, Andrew Potter. What happened to Harry? He became... something else. H/Hr/G. Rating for language and implied situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,012 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Ain't Goin' Down by Orokid reviews
Harry helps out Hermione in the worst time in her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Offer You Can't Refuse by xcgirl08 reviews
Well, it certainly wasn't the most romantic of proposals. But it was one they would both remember for the rest of their lives. Zutara, of course.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
PuppyDog Eyes by Wheezy1 reviews
AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,515 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
What Might Have Been by lorien829 reviews
Harry and Hermione's newly realized future is threatened by a Marriage Law. May have Hermione also paired with some other character in an arranged relationship! Epilogue up...Complete! Reviews are always welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,157 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Price of Love by ExcalibursZone reviews
Harry Potter hated the attention his fame produced but when a worthy muggle charity can benefit from that fame, he reluctantly agrees to enter a bachelor's auction. Little did he suspect that Hermione has had her sights set on him for quite some time ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,036 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Good Ship Pumpkin Pie reviews
The first of several Potter songs I plan to post. This one, written back in 2005, is meta as heck - it's basically a reaction to Harry's romance and eventual marriage to Mary S- I mean, Ginny. It's to the tune of "The Mary Ellen Carter", a song by the late great Stan Rogers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2014
Forget Me Not reviews
A cunning plan gives birth to a cunning plan. Snarry... yeah, I can't believe it either. Warnings: Drugging... well, potioning... some explicit sex, dubcon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Moment Of Silence reviews
Sheridan and Garibaldi are missing, and Ivanova has no idea what to do or what she needs. G'Kar shows her both. An older piece, set between Seasons 3 and 4. Some explicit material.
Babylon 5 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - S. Ivanova, G'kar - Complete
Unquenchable reviews
Subtitle: Eternal Sunshine of the Hogwarts Mind. Harry and Hermione keep falling in love. Can Hermione's husband Ron stop them? R/Hr, H/Hr. Warnings: dark themes, ReallyScrewedUp!Ron, mind control, sex, language. Done for a 2005 H/Hr Fic Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Secrets reviews
He's the Dark Lord, she's the broken thing at his feet. As far as anyone knows. Warnings: somewhat rough yet consensual sex, d/s, a little dub-con, some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Setting The Record Straight reviews
Rita Skeeter has published a tell-all book about Harry Potter. Harry, of course, won't let that go unanswered. Ignores Book 7 and Crapalogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Weekend At Weasley's reviews
Harry seems to be dead. So what will Ron and Hermione do when Voldie comes to call? And how can Hermione still be choosing between Harry and Ron when, as previously mentioned, Harry seems to be dead? HP riff on Weekend At Bernie's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Idiot reviews
Ron Weasley? What had Hermione been thinking?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Not In This Life reviews
Harry considers the many possibilities for his future, and isn't happy with what he sees. Yes, I AM riffing on fanfic in general. Rated for a few bad words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lancelot reviews
Ron Weasley hates folk tales. At least, he hates the one he seems to be in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Drinks For The House reviews
When a potions class goes wrong, Hermione finds herself caught up with Draco Malfoy. Can she get away before it's too late? Does she want to? And what might Harry figure out along the way? Warnings: Language, dub-con, oral, bondage, voyeurism.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,834 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
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