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Joined 08-17-05, id: 879445, Profile Updated: 12-01-18
Author has written 4 stories for X-Men, and Harry Potter.

Ahem.
To whom it may concern:

About the Stories:

The Apologist is set in the X-Men comicverse after Onslaught. It's an alternative version of Operation: Zero Tolerance providing a different - and hopefully better - explanation for the existence of Joseph. Plot-driven, all canon pairings, no bashing.

Destined to Repeat It takes the concept of "redo" HP fics a bit further. It can be read on its own, but if you want some background for this version of Harry, The Forgotten Years is a companion piece set in the timeline that he came from.

About the Author:

I'm a married quasi-engineer on the wrong side of forties, with a daughter and a dog.

I've been into graphic literature for as long as I can remember, starting with the obligatory Mickey Mouse comics at the tender and long-forgotten age of three. I mainly read Italian stuff like Tex, Dylan Dog, Magico Vento, Dampyr, Nathan Never and Martin Mystére. My husband introduced me to X-Men after the movie came out and is probably regretting it now.
An unscheduled bivouac at London Stansted is responsible for my acquaintance with the work of JK Rowling instead, and Harry Potter has become my main interest. I don't know who to blame for my recent BBC Sherlock fixation.

Turns out I've been writing fanfiction since I was 10 - my first literary attempt was a rewrite of Watership Down with wolves instead of rabbits, and a bunch of stories about a white lion cub that would have Osamu Tezuka suing me for plagiarism.
However I only found out about "fanfiction" proper in 2002. The first story I read was Connie Hirsch's Kid Dynamo, which got me hooked enough to crave for more - and to write my own stories if what was available didn't satisfy my needs.
English is not my first language, but I feel that one or two additional readers are worth the extra effort. I'm at the best of my literary abilities when I'm in a funk, which explains the tone of my stories.

Over,
Bone

Update 04/04/2013:
I managed to unlock my older account, which had been frozen since time immemorial. So I'm retrieving my old nickname and will be just "Bonehammer" from now on. Not linking to that old story though - if you stumble upon it, you can get here, but it's a one way trip. To tell the truth, it's sappy and a bit embarrassing.

Update 30/12/2013:
New avatar. Happy New Year to y'all.

Update 29/11/2018:
Updated personal data. Time goes by...

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Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 8,081 - Follows: 10,796 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35080 - Favs: 25,107 - Follows: 18,724 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Geoffrey Hunter and the Secret Society by iwright reviews
The students can hex you, their parents can curse you, your colleagues are all a little bit crazy, and a terrorist group wants to kill you. Other than that, being the new Professor of Muggle Studies at Hogwarts is a pretty easy gig. Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,321 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - OC
Fortune Favours the Damned by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 4,553 - Follows: 5,707 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
CinderWhattheHell a by Meltha reviews
During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8352 - Favs: 10,530 - Follows: 5,444 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mood Music, aka Sound is a Horse by whitehound reviews
Brilliant imagery, powerful characterisations, nailbiting suspense, according to my reviewers! Post HBP, Snape and a Muggle shaman escape Voldemort and flee through an ancient mine system. Angst, Humour, Friendship, Adventure. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,669 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6216 - Favs: 3,962 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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The Apologist reviews
The X-Men are forced to take action against one of their own. The threat of a nationwide mutant witch-hunt grows clearer and closer. An old nemesis prepares to turn the situation to his advantage. Gambit may hold the key to the X-Men's survival, but is he willing to pay the price?
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,374 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Remy L./Gambit, Joseph, Anna Marie/Rogue, Erik L./Magneto
Destined to Repeat It reviews
Saddled with a life debt and an impossible assignment, a man is sent back to make good on his own mistake and save the world he once reduced to ashes. His first task: to kill Harry Potter... Challenging some 'redo' fic stereotypes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Destined to Repeat It: The Forgotten Years reviews
They began when Harry Potter met himself beside a frozen pool in Gloster and ended when Harry Potter met himself in a suburban detached house in Surrey. A companion piece and prologue to my ongoing story, Destined to Repeat It.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
The Seventh Seal reviews
The Second War is over, and it's time to move forward and think of rebuilding. But a new threat is looming as one of the heroes falls to the temptation of the Dark Arts. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.