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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

I can't summarise for shit. Someone write my Glorious Sky description for me please.

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A Stupid Way To Die by Lila Mae reviews
Uchiha Itachi and Ororchimaru die... in the stupidest ways that a shinobi can... UPDATE Now including the ignoble death of Kakashi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Orochimaru
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Ninja's Guide to Surviving High School by JA-Japster reviews
Romance! Action! Dating! Deception! Sexual tension! It would be a typical high school experience if not for one thing: all your friends are ninjas and an evil group of renegade ninjas want you dead. Slightly AU UPDATED: 01.05.2011. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 261,112 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Al's House of Drabbles by Alacron reviews
Back in business! From Sasuke's Linkin Park collection, to plans for world domination, to Akatsuki drinking games, Al's House of Drabbles has it all!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,276 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U.
The Naruto News Show by SSJ2 PikaFlash reviews
The 5th season of the Naruto News Show is now complete. With all new fake news reports and the usual stuff from Konoha's best reporters. Or so Naruto thinks. 50 Chapters milestone reached. Review if you want this fic to continue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 90,915 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Your Mom by Determined reviews
Sasuke learns a new diss on TV, and decides to test it on everyone he knows! NO. ONE. IS. SAFE! Please read and review! Being revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U.
Gaara's hit list by Catgirl Akai reviews
High school fic. Gaara and his siblings move to Konoha after he's kicked out of yet another school due to violence. There he's faced with something new... fangirls. NejiGaara pairing. Now with some lemony goodness in chapter seven.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,407 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Gaara, Neji H.
∏ Konoha One Shot Theater ∏ by Yakaji reviews
Ever wonder about Shino's secret vices? Orochimaru's OTHER nefarious schemes? What a perfectly normal kid like Neji does on a Friday night? Now you can have ALL the answers, on stage tonight at Konoha's very own One Shot Theater!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,119 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006
Hidden Leaf Prep School by skyblue.x reviews
This by far had been one of the worst days of her life. From getting knocked out, to getting her first crush, then finding out said crush already has ANOTHER crush, to being insulted by Sasuke, to crying over Sasuke...and now THIS? Poor, poor Hinata. SxH.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,709 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
A Game of Go Fish by Shanghai Honey reviews
Neji, Sasuke and Gaara are transfer students. They are the most feared and famous for their repulsive attitudes. Their motto? 'Stick Together'.But what happens when a girl name Sakura Haruno breaks them apart? [SakuNeji][SakuSasu][SakuGaa]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,417 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Sakura H.
Sei by Sarehptar reviews
Deidara microfics. AU, mild BL, violence, repetitive use of the word 'Un,' and spoilers for the manga are inevitable.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,379 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Konoha's Guide to Everything by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Having problems in life? Well these guides have your answers! Learn tips and warnings as you read guides created by your favourite ninjas in Konoha! // Various Pairings Applied. // Viewer Discretion Advised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,608 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Missy, I'll Make a Girl Out of You by Ruru Kitsuneko reviews
Sasuke gets enrolled by Itachi in an all girls school as a practical joke. Itachi's betting he won't last four years without turning gay. Can Sasuke prove him wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,929 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2938 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Simplicity is Complexity by OpposingForce reviews
Three years of absense can create a lot of gaps in friendships. Despite that, however, on his return he realizes someone still loves him deeply, and yet he can't seem to find the heart to love her. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 315,868 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
From the Floppy Called Subversive by serialhugger reviews
A spoof of MarySue situations. That means it pokes fun at MarySue's and quirks of the fandom, including incorrect spelling [of names etc.], oocness, etc. Dont like idiocy, then dont read it. Pure crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,746 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pancakes, Dates, and More! by thehappystalkerball reviews
In which Sakura is tricked into the longest date ever for the sake of proving pancakes to be better than waffles and French toast. Ino has her own ideas about Akatsuki fashion. Who's in the know and who isn't?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,877 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Drabble Funk by Letta reviews
Drabble 33: Best Laid Plans. Hidan asks questions. He gets answers. He hates his job. Spoilers for current chapter 329. Addicted to crack? Need a quick fix? Supplying you with pure, sweet crack since 1889.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,793 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006
Dirty Legends by Bitenshi reviews
AU In high school, you have to choose. You can concentrate to study, being nice and safe. But you can have everything, or lose it by letting your life go through the roller coaster ride. If you get it right, you can be a legend. YAOI. NejiSasu. CHP 19 UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,547 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Just One Shot by Shanghai Honey reviews
Collection of crazy, wacky, oneshots. Newest Akatsuki Member, Twelve Chaotic Shinobi's and more to come. You've never seen anything like this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
To Know Yourself by H.E. Gray reviews
Itachi is not in love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Making the Band by xenex reviews
The Akatsuki arrive to take Naruto. Luckily, Tsunade manages to compromise with them. Now Naruto’s only hope is to…..win a Battle of the Bands? Can Naruto form a rocking band out of tone deaf genins in time for the big show? NaruHina SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,155 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005
Good Karma, Bad Karma by juliagulia1017 reviews
[ON HIATUS] Hinata's been treated like dirt by her family for far too long. Fate steps in and decides it's high time that the Hyuugas got to meet her violent alter ego, Black Hinata! CHARACTERS OOC!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,854 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Hinata H.
Life and Difficulties by Shanghai Honey reviews
Unsuccessful model,Haruno Sakura,finds herself a teacher at an all boy's school.Her students instantly think of her as a bimbo and refuse to cope with her.Her mission:Gaining respect from students. Her hardest mission:Gaining respect from Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,968 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sakura H.
A Pair of Cherry Blossoms by Shanghai Honey reviews
Collection of THREEshots. Three chapters for each pair. SakuraKakashi, SakuraNeji, SakuraNaruto, SakuraGaara, SakuraItachi, and SakuraSasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,429 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Stranded with Idiots by RedLotusNin reviews
COMPLETE. Kakashi pulls a prank on the students by stranding them on an island so they can be watched by millions. Now they must fight for shelter, food and escape from entertainmentcraving tribe people. NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,132 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
Onegai, Senpai by juliagulia1017 reviews
[ON HIATUS] Hinata wanted to learn how to be a suitable lover for Naruto, but with overprotective Hiashi and Neji in the way, and her friends out of town, who else can she turn to for help? Uchiha Sasuke, pleasure expert, at your service! OOC SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Hair Apparent by juliagulia1017 reviews
[ON HIATUS] Sillyfic. Hinata's been violated by a mysterious man with hairy buttocks! Shino and Kiba are on the case, but Ino, Sakura and Tenten want to help for their OWN personal reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Hinata H.
Fox in Boots by Letta reviews
You know that story ‘Puss in Boots’? This isn’t it. It’s better. Besides, that story’s wrong anyway, so you should thank me for writing this the way it’s supposed to be because now you know the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Truth by Chaotic Demon reviews
The truth behind Orochimaru. Doncha just love the dub? gags
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life as Usual in the Akatsuki by lameboat249 reviews
Even S Ranked Criminals have random adventures sometimes. Featuring Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Deidara and Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
Akatsuki Summer Beach House by AkiraDawn reviews
What happens when the Akatsukis spend a week at the beach? Read if you're into something totally funny! Rated M as a safety, language R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
The New Guy by SilverRose88 reviews
COMPLETE!Sasuke is the new guy at school. Naruto hates him from day one. What happens when the two are paired for a project, or even worse, staring opposite roles in Romeo and Juliet? And what happens when Neji joins the picture? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 211,302 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
That's Life by Hinata-hime reviews
AU Take a slightly emotional female, and mix that with an extremely unemotional male. What do you get? Total. Highschool. Chaos. Plain and simple. SasuSaku plus NejiTen, KibaHinaNaru, InoShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,909 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Answer Machines by noodle-kun and small and chibi like reviews
Randomness of answer machines from everyone, Chapter 15: Broom man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006
One Week With the Akatsukis by AkiraDawn reviews
This is a complete spoof of a typical week in the apartment of the Akatsukis. There is absolutely no seriosuness to it. I wrote it and a friend thought it was funny. I hope you get a good laugh from it! Rated for language R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Sasori, Itachi U. - Complete
Pop Songs For Us Rejects by TheFutureFreaksMeOut reviews
Troughout our lives we all play different tunes, but in highschool they tend to get a bit messed up, missing notes becomes a part of every day, and when tears fall down our instruments breaks apart. AU, no pairings decided. Shonen Ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,318 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006
A WinWin Situation by Topaz Talyn reviews
A Parody of Gaara romance stories. Temari tries to get Gaara to go out with various girls so that she will be free to find herself a boyfriend. Gaara however is not too fond of this plan. Will he find love? Or will Naruto screw everything up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,043 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Red Marks by Topaz Talyn reviews
The red marks on Jiraiya's face give Kiba the wrong idea. Now Kiba is convinced that Jiraiya is his long lost grandpa!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Kiba I., Jiraiya
Phantom of the Sand by Katie Day reviews
Phantom of the Opera Naruto style! Basically a Naruto fic with the underlying story of Phantom. Eventual Gaara X Sakura X Sasuke. Read and Review please! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,570 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 9/28/2005
Laws of the Fanfic Universe by serialhugger reviews
A continuation of From the Floppy Called Subversive. Another spoof of Mary Sue's and other fandom quirks [OOCness, AUishness, incorrect spelling of names, etc. Written to overocme writers block].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,366 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Enemies to Couples? by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Sasuke and Sakura sittin in a tree. First come's hate. Second comes love...? It all started with them being enemies. But then, God was kind and thus, love began to bloom...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 139,879 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday ItachiKun! by Demoneyes 14 reviews
[Winner of the AN fanfic contest]It’s the ninth of June… and Uchiha Itachi is turning eighteen. What horrors shall ensue when Deidara, Sasori and Kisame try to make this day special? Will this be Itachi’s best birthday ever or his last?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Once Upon A time by noodle-kun and small and chibi like reviews
Randomness from us fairytale style! With the Naruto gang of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006
Heaven or Hell Itachi? by XxRevengexX reviews
Itachi dies. And just where does he go? [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
What Binds Us by AssassinOfTheDark reviews
Naruto is the son of the legendary exMafia lord Kyuubi Oni. Sasuke is the Bankable Star millions of men and women have fallen for. But fate conspired to entangle their lives by sins none of them commited. Sasunaru in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,257 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 8/17/2005
Bloody little doll by Catsmeowh44 reviews
Warning! contains twisted violence and Character death!Silly little doll all tied up in my shed, bloody little doll dont you wish that you were dead. Gaara, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Happy Birthday Aniki! by Kakyoku no Kaze reviews
Set back when Itachi was 9 and Sasuke was 4. Sasuke wants to do something special for Itachi's birthday! But does it come out as he planned?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Link: Sharingan and Diapers by flammabellum reviews
[COMPLETED] Sasuke frowned at the trail of blood on his floor. Heart pounding, he followed it. There was the door. He slid it open, and the world seemed to tumble into chaos. His brother was there, leaning on the wall, a baby in his arms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,253 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Professional Observations by The Conquistador reviews
Are you sick of: ‘omg Naruto comes 2 hang wit me and my friends?’ Me too. Here's what would really happen if Naruto or any of his friends fell into our world.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006
Better Than Ice Cream by juliagulia1017 reviews
AU What started off as the crappiest day... turned into something pleasant, and it was all thanks to her. And he discovered that working in an ice cream parlor maybe wasn't such a bad thing after all... OOC Itachi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Smile Like You Mean It by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Friendship Fic, no pairings] Naruto and Sasuke bond in the oldest way known to man... beating the living bejesus out of each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fix You by juliagulia1017 reviews
Based on the song by Coldplay. When Hinata is left heartbroken, who will be there to pick up the pieces?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Hinata H. - Complete
The Truth about Orochimaru by Topaz Talyn reviews
Sasuke tells you what Orochimaru is really like. Oneshot written for Link and Luigi's contest
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Behind the scenes of Naruto by Akai Ito reviews
Ever wondered about what happens backstage on the set of Naruto? It's one backward world! Lee's a ladies man, Sasuke's deperate, Neji is paranoid, Shino slays vampires, Kankurou's afraid of the boogieman and Kakashi is evil?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
Christmas Lists for Dummies by fantasylover12001 reviews
Naruto has always prided himself on being the best gift giver. But when it comes to choosing a gift for his best friend, Sasuke, he hits a serious speed bump. YAOI, SasuNaru, KakaIru. Mentions of SakuLee, ShikaIno, and KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,005 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Taking The Next Big Step by juliagulia1017 reviews
oneshot nejihina... “Hinata whimpered, her eyes squeezing out tears. Ohh... nngghh... Niisan... Itai! Stop, please! It hurts so bad!” ... “Hinata sama, you have experienced things much more excruciating than this...”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Eek! by randomsomeone reviews
Terrible scariness! Absolute parody! Piles of crack! Everything about badfic emerges and runs rampant! I should've put it down as horror, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004
Foxy Baby by juliagulia1017 reviews
Hinata. Dirty dancing. Alcohol. 'nuff said. [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Manual to UZUMAKI NARUTO by RaineJoybringer reviews
Congratulations! You're the proud new owner of an UZUMAKI NARUTO unit. Read this manual and learn how to take care of your new ninja!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
7 Days, Come What May by Black Mischief reviews
It's Naruto's birthday and he has 1 week to go party with his friends at the Konoha Hot Springs! Sakura, Sasuke, Gaara, and other people are also invited! Usual Pairings. COMPLETE! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,895 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Happy Birthday Sasukekun by Dead Uchiha reviews
It's Sasuke's Birthday. Orochimaru has a special gift for him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
The Butterfly Effect by Link and Luigi reviews
Everyone has the opportunity to instantly change something in their past thanks to a strange new crystal. But even with the warning, they're going to do it anyway? Complete!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,774 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
This Time, Tomorrow by chanachan reviews
Obito's always late, but only he knows the reason why and always will.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2005
The Rake by Link and Luigi reviews
Neji's got an ultimate defense, except when inanimate objects attack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
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Leekwarm Dreams reviews
Some people don't have any sense of taste do they? Hinata tries and cooks Naruto something tasty and it back fires.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Disappointment is, reviews
talking to an old friend who you have nothing in common with anymore, who you still want to be friends with. You should really stop but something keeps you there. Anyone/Anyone, let your imagination run wild.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009
Dance of Sun and Moon reviews
Hinata is missing. Naruto, Neji and Sakura have gone after her, Neji is fighting with Sasuke, who is after Itachi, who is in turn being stalked by the perpetrator of this entire mess. Bizarre sidequests, random encounters and boss battles RPG parody style
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,345 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 3/18/2006
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