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Author has written 47 stories for Final Fantasy I-VI, Song of the Lioness, Digimon/Pokemon, Misc. Books, Fairy Tales, 9, Bible, and Rowan of Rin series.
Hi! Welcome to CrazyTwin Productions! As all my minions are busy at the moment, I, the producer, will be your tour guide for the day! Aren't YOU a lucky duck! If you see a hunk of coal or limestone driving a tour-shuttle around, don't be alarmed: they're just hard working sedimentary rocks, trying to make an honest, descent living. And if the blonde guy at the admissions desk tries to start up a conversation, please don't engage him. A final note before the tour begins, if a big pink salamander or a blue snake threaten you with whiffle bats, explosives or rocks, don't take it personally: they like to lord their security-personnel authority and influence over tourists. I've asked them to stop, but they don't always listen. If this bothers you, I'll have a word with them as fast as I can white them out. ;)
Also, here's an icon of a white mage I made out of beads. And patience. Revel in her mage-ness!:D
My name--as far as y'all know--is Freida Right. I've been writing here since 7th or 8th grade, and pretty much all my stories are split between Final Fantasy IV and 9. Haha, most of you have probably never heard of either one of them. XD I must have a thing for young, sweet, slightly-to-painfully dysfunctional fraternal twins. Some other stuff has come along... But I tend to stick to my fads. :P
I have a BS in Culinary Management, courtesy of the Art Institutes of America; and I am now pursuing my MBA. I intend to own a restaurant group called Rose Works--which is more like an empire in my head--and I intend to show up at every single one of them dressed in a Steampunk gown and a tiara to survey everything. None of this undercover boss biz for me. Why have an empire, if you're not going to do it right?
Long story short, of course I need fanfiction to unwind. XD
How's 'bout some vitals?
Name: Um... Haha, guess:
DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Owl
STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Rocemose
ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong) Starfruit Identity-Theft
ORGANIZATION 13 NAME: (the letters of your first name scrambled, with an x in there somewhere) Ixymel
Age: 21. You've been warned!!!!!
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown (Although someone said that I should dye it purple or green. No way!)
Location: This wondrous land called emily'shead.com. Located somewhere on the east coast. Nice white rice, y'all!
CTP News And Stuff: As of April 15...
(From January: Here's a nice, touching story. My grandmother found me ALL the Rowan of Rin books for Christmas! I proceeded to read all five of them in the space of two days. I'm currently re-reading them at a more reasonable pace to my brother. And... THINGS ARE HAPPENING... So, currently, the little runt is hijacking my brain, and I can't function. Every other year or so, he does this to me. Hopefully, this will pass in another week or two.)
Update from January: LOL, actually, we own ALL the Deltora Quest books as well now, and Rowan MIIIIIIGHT be going questing Lief someday... Rowan, why you ruin my life so long? XD
To all my 9-ian gang: *fanfare* 12 AND 15 ARE OFFICIALLY ALIVE!!!!! 8D However, I am lazy and drained, and will NOT be writing another birthing sequence. The next update will have skipped about a year and a half's worth of stuff, so the boys can walk and talk and do adorable things with Dixie. Also... it turns out that when you throw 5 and Pi together in a blender, set it on HI for an hour, and read the above mentioned books to pass the time, 15 is the result. He looks, sounds, and behaves suspiciously like Rowan. Not like he didn't before, but... Suspicious, Freida. Very suspicious... 0.o
Also, there is officially part III, and it has a name: Artificial! There will be more deets in the coming year, when Beneficial start winding down. However... Humans... ;D There will also be things on Deviant Art pretaining to this.
Finally--as my 9-ians are aware by now--I am slowly setting up secondary shop at Archive of Our Own, which is a blossiming fanfiction site that needs support and communal growth. It is still in its beta stages at this point, but new and exciting things are happening with the help of its growing community. And, as The Five Clans Saga, as I like to think of it, is certainly a series, their SERIES feature is extremely intriguing.
With a feature like that at my disposal... Startling things may start happening in their Rowan of Rin fandom soonish... *devilish laugh*
I am now registered as a Beta, mostly for 9 and Final Fantasy IV, in case you can't tell from from my repertoire. All books and cartoons welcome as well. No hardcore yuri, yaoi, explicit sex or pointless fluff, please. Other than that, welcome aboard!
If you are here for the 9-fics, please be warned: when it comes to the twins, I write 4 as a girl, not a boy. I feel that it adds some dynamic and depth to characters who were left pretty static and flat, and makes it easier and more interesting not only to write about, but to read about, as well. I am also aware that, in reality, both the twins are boys; be aware, yourself, that 9 is not real at all. Also, I am not the only person in the fandom who feels this way about the twins, and I have actually found a little evidence from the movie to back our point up. That in mind, I'm not changing the way I write my fics; and, if you don't like it, you don't have to read it. You have now been warned. From now on, anyone who flames me about 4 will be blocked from my page.
That is all...
My Stories--Only the important ones that you need to know.
Someone New to Love (c. 2005): my Edward fic; from middle school, but considering that the caliber is better than everything else from this era, I'm very proud of it. Edward's recovery in Troia leads him to a new love interest, who is featured quite often in some other stuff I wrote in middle school... Please don't read those. Don't read ANYTHING from middle school, except this.
Faraxhae Family Circus (c. 2008-9): much more recent. This one is all about Palom and Porom and their miniscule role in the game. Faraxhae is their surname. As most of my epic fics do, it's highly off-canon, makes stuff up, and fills in plotholes that need filling. Palom and Porom have a mom AND a dad, the Elder is their uncle--and so is Tellah, just like we always knew he MUST be. This epic was a victory. Read and bask in its goodness...
Anna Begins (c. 2009--???): I've always been curious about Anna. She was Tellah's kid, after all--surely she was heroically well-adjusted and more than a little rebellious. This one is about her brief but exciting life--her home town of Kaipo, her boarding school days in Baron, deep romance with a certain spoony bard, etc. Will be completed... some day... Overlaps with FFC.
A Meeting With the King (c. 2008): another FFIV oneshot, about the king of Baron. It's short and sweet, and fairly nondescript; but it features Cecil, Rosa and Kain in one place, and sheds some light on the king they all thought they were serving. I'm also very proud of this one--I feel that was very well done.
From Me to You (c. 2012): Every year, the Warriors of Light hold a summit in Baron, to stay in touch as friends. Palom is only 6, and convinced that girls are icky; Edge thinks that this is hilarious, and can't wait to watch this change over the next several years. Thanks to the wonders of fanfiction, YOU will get to watch this change, as well. Muchos gracias, senorita, to mythweaver1 for helping me come up with a title that was actually good. :P
To the Dark Side of the Moon (2013-???) The new arc concerning Palom and Porom, on a completely new plane of exsistence. Orphans with no name, hated in Mysidia and worried over by their friends, the brother snd sister set out to find the identity of their father. At the same time, an old friend and the man he once fought and hated, must set aisde their broken past to find out more about their own father. The two seemingly unrelated quests converge, to reveal at last, that these separate people are more closely intertwined than they had ever thought possible...
Where The Wild Things Are (c. 2010): for 9. For this one, you have to assume that all nine Stitchpunks are alive, and are actually in a universe parallel to the movie: a universe known as my grandmother's house. Here, they ruin my life and the life of my little cousin as we try to spend a month with our cranky old grandparents. Their antics are no different, except you finally get to see all nine of them forced to live together in a dark closet. XD NO yaoi or yuri. Sorry.
7 Song (c. 2010): my only real poem-fic. It's all from 7's POV, and she's yelling at 1. (The jerk...) It's got an actual tune; I wish I could publish a small score or a midi on the site so your could hear it. It's really pretty.
The Other Eyes Saga (c. 2010-2012): formerly a series of oneshots for 9. It involves pairing each of the Stitchpunks with a relevant scene from the movie and then re-writing the scene from their POVs. Like all by best fics, they tell a much more interesting story than the movie had time to tell.
Prodigal (c. 2012): more 9 fic. Based on the parable of the prodigal son, 3 feels unduly neglected because of a new baby and runs away from home to find a family that will appreciate him. And, when he finds a new family, everything seems to be perfect... until he realizes through trial and error how wrong he was about everything. But how can he return home, after all he's done? Would his real father welcome him back? If you know the parable, and if you know 9, you know the answer. ;)
Powers That Be (c. 2012): The talisman has three separate powers: construction, destruction, and reconstruction, and a sequence for each power. The Scientist has all three, but focuses on the power of construction (life), and entrusts the other two sequences to 1 and 2. 2 gets destruction (death) because he is the only one responsible enough to be trusted with it. And 1 gets the power of reconstruction, which turns back time enough to set right a wrong.
Sacrificial (c. 2012-2013): The Lost have returned from the dead, and the world is as it should be. Until a beautiful young Stitchpunk girl named Pi falls into their lives, and changes 5's place in this world forever. She comes with a sinister purpose: to bewitch and kidnap other 'punks to bring back as sacrifices to her master! But is she truly evil, beyond all hope of salvation, or is the one-eyed engineer the one who can save her?
Beneficial (c. 2013-???): The sequel to Sacrificial. The five clans are reunited, and the world is once again a safe place to raise their stitch-pups. Except, the world is still full of dangers--even from their own kind. In the face of such hardship, what more can be done, than what is best for the new generation?
The Alphabet of Obscurities (c. 2007; revised c. 2012): originally, The Unrhyming Alphabet of Obscurities; but, about 1 a.m. one evening in June, 2012, I suddenly decided to make it rhyme, after all. It's my three favorite fantasy series--none of which anyone else knows of--in an alphabet. It's actually inspired one or two people.
Wood and Stone (c. 2012): my annual tradition of a birthday fic to me--who'd'a thunk it it would be for Rowan of Rin, and about Bronden, of all people, right? A charming little redemption story for her, because the cliff-hanger ending of book 5 left her in painful need of one, and I still need some closure after all these years. This one had been in my head since sometime in 2006, when I first read the books and saw all kinds of possibilities for our favorite midget carpenter... And then, at some point in 2011 while I wasn't paying attention, someone started a fandom here. Thus, Wood and Stone happened.
And now, some of these things. I try to include something for everything... :P
If you wish to find a raindrop with tiny little green fragments of soul in it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know that it was all an accident, and 9 is a really sweet guy, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know that 7 was really heartbroken when she thought 9 was crushed to death, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If 6 is one of your favorite stitchpunks from the movie '9', copy and paste this onto your profile.
6 said the pen is mightier than the sword. 7 replied that that isn't true unless you can beat your enemies by drawing mustaches on them. If you know who 6 and 7 are, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think 4 could be a girl, copy and paste this onto your profile, and STOP FLAMING ME!
If your major lies outside of creative writing or classical art, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If these ARE the droids you are looking for, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think the Rowan of Rin fandom was entirely TOO LONG overdue, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you were simply dying to know what happened with Allun and Marlie's baby, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still wonder sometimes why Emily Rhodda never wrote that sixth Rowan of Rin book that is CLEARLY missing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
When you ship Rowan/Zeel, and the author throws in a wild-card Sharron, and you're all like, "STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIIIIP!!!!!"
If you are best friends with someone who's read the Deltora Quest series, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Lief: *gasps in shock* "Barda, I think we're in the wrong story!"
If you know a guy or a girl who is SO white they should be called "Marshmallow", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're saved and you know it, clap your hands... Then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are THRILLED about the return of the Flair app on Facebook, but are STILL wondering where it went, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a girl gamer or a Bionicle fangirl, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you get a chain message in your email that says you're going to hell if you don't forward it to at least 50 people in half an hour, and DON'T forward it for being so rude, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Ash and Brock should tell Dawn and May to HIT THE ROAD and ask Misty to come back, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you go crazy whenever you hear "Final Fantasy" or hear Final Fantasy music, copy and paste this to your profile
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon.Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in itYou didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.Nobody cared what you looked like.Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool.Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word.Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary.Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, BeckyTao. Kivuli. lady of the wilds. Freida Right.
Pluto was declared not a Planet on August 27th of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off orbit' to some scientists likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet copy and paste this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his freakin' cereal, and leave the friggin rabbit alone put this in your profile!
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Crispin Glover is awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.
If when life gives you lemons you make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it, copy this into your profile.
And thus concludes our tour of the CrazyTwin Productions studio. Thanks for coming and have a nice day! If the red-head at the customer service desk is painting her nails and talking on the phone again, feel free to smack her and order her to get back to work, very much in the fashion of an evil overlord. Throw your trash in a garbage can, please; my only two janitors are a couple of tree-frogs and they work very hard to keep this studio clean. Oh, don't mind those black footprints on the floor: Coal's just been here, that's all. (Unless Benny fell asleep at the admissions desk again; then I'd advise you to watch your backs for a while...) The exit is behind you, and the gift shop is to your immediate left... Nagaina, these are paying customers; don't hurt them, or they'll sue me. And you don't want that...
Do you?! >:D
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