Poll: It so happens, you have 10,000 genies contained in a pocket watch, and each will grant you 3 wishes. The possibilities are infinite! But... What is the first thing you wish for? Vote Now!
Author has written 59 stories for Final Fantasy I-VI, Song of the Lioness, Digimon/Pokemon, Misc. Books, Fairy Tales, 9, Bible, Rowan of Rin series, and Deltora Quest.
Hi! Welcome to CrazyTwin Productions! As all my minions are busy at the moment, I, the producer, will be your tour guide for the day! Aren't YOU a lucky duck! If you see a hunk of coal or limestone driving a tour-shuttle around, don't be alarmed: they're just hard working sedimentary rocks, trying to make an honest, descent living. And if the blonde guy at the admissions desk tries to start up a conversation, please don't engage him. A final note before the tour begins, if a big pink salamander or a blue snake threaten you with whiffle bats, explosives or rocks, don't take it personally: they like to lord their security-personnel authority and influence over tourists. I've asked them to stop, but they don't always listen. If this bothers you, I'll have a word with them as fast as I can white them out. ;)
Also, here's an icon of a white mage I made out of beads. And patience. Revel in her mage-ness!:D
I should also explain the odd-sounding poll I'm using now. My cousin (who you can meet in Where The Wild Things Are) and I came up with an idea for a short chapter series, or possibly a graphic novel. We find this genie in a lamp, and are trying to maximize the effectiveness of our three wishes. Of course, we can't wish for 10,000 wishes... So we agree to wish for 10,000 GENIES, which we contain in an antique pocket watch like pokemon, to be called upon whenever we need or want something stupid. The options you will find in the poll are just a few of the things we imagine we will wish for; but feedback on them would be appreciated, for inspiration. If you have any suggestions for other crazy thing we can wish for, just PM me and let me know!
My name - as far as y'all know - is Freida Right. I've been writing here since 7th or 8th grade, and pretty much all my stories are split between Final Fantasy IV and 9. Haha, most of you have probably never heard of either one of them. XD I must have a thing for young, sweet, slightly-to-painfully dysfunctional fraternal twins. Some other stuff has come along... But I tend to stick to my fads. :P
I have a BS in Culinary Management, courtesy of the Art Institutes of America; and I am now pursuing my MBA. I intend to own a restaurant group called Rose Works--which is more like an empire in my head - and I intend to show up at every single one of them dressed in a Steampunk gown and a tiara to survey everything. None of this undercover boss biz for me. Why have an empire, if you're not going to do it right?
Long story short, of course I need fanfiction to unwind. XD
How's 'bout some vitals?
Name: Um... Haha, guess:
DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Owl
STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Rocemose
ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong) Starfruit Identity-Theft
ORGANIZATION 13 NAME: (the letters of your first name scrambled, with an x in there somewhere) Ixymel
Age: 23... And I have been for a while, actually...
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown (Although someone said that I should dye it purple or green. No way!)
Location: This wondrous land called emily'shead.com. Located somewhere on the east coast. Nice white rice, y'all!
CTP News And Stuff: As of June 29...
I've been away from this profile too long. *chokes on cobwebs and dust, and probably a spider*
Post-Deltora Stress Syndrome forum news...
The thing about that is, Star's Journey: The Dragon Queen was also a success. I'd like to devote as much attention as I can to this continuation before Del takes over my life and destroys it, like Broome did. It just will. I already know this.
Star's Journey: The Moonstone Fragment is trucking along nicely at this point. We've been in and out of character development, and certain personalities just keep snowballing into more awesomeness. Also, it will be fun to have Zeel back in the big picture, finally!
9 community news...
That time was precious and informative, and my gang of 9-ians was the absolute best. Celestial Rainstorm, Barn Owl Girl, and Poppy were some of the people I looked forward to speaking to most every day for 3 years. It was magical, and I miss that gang of quirky, clever girls. We got each other through some pretty rough times, and that is beautiful.
A Home for the EdgexRydia Shippers forum news...
With any luck, TDSM will have been pulled out of the ditch it has fallen into in the next few weeks. I re-read it last week and remembered that it had a cool plot and an amazing plot twist near the end; but I still need to figure out what is wrong with Porom, exactly, and how I intend to have her cured of it. Um... She is turning into a Lunarian... That is bad. :/
I am now registered as a Beta, mostly for 9 and Final Fantasy IV, in case you can't tell from from my repertoire. All books and cartoons welcome as well. No hardcore yuri, yaoi, explicit sex or pointless fluff, please. Other than that, welcome aboard!
If you are here for the 9-fics, please be warned: when it comes to the twins, I write 4 as a girl, not a boy. I feel that it adds some dynamic and depth to characters who were left pretty static and flat, and makes it easier and more interesting not only to write about, but to read about, as well. I am also aware that, in reality, both the twins are boys; be aware, yourself, that 9 is not real at all. Also, I am not the only person in the fandom who feels this way about the twins, and I have actually found a little evidence from the movie to back our point up. That in mind, I'm not changing the way I write my fics; and, if you don't like it, you don't have to read it. You have now been warned. From now on, anyone who flames me about 4 will be blocked from my page.
That is all...
My Stories--Only the important ones that you need to know.
Someone New to Love (c. 2005): my Edward fic; from middle school, but considering that the caliber is better than everything else from this era, I'm very proud of it. Edward's recovery in Troia leads him to a new love interest, who is featured quite often in some other stuff I wrote in middle school... Please don't read those. Don't read ANYTHING from middle school, except this.
Faraxhae Family Circus (c. 2008-9): much more recent. This one is all about Palom and Porom and their miniscule role in the game. Faraxhae is their surname. As most of my epic fics do, it's highly off-canon, makes stuff up, and fills in plotholes that need filling. Palom and Porom have a mom AND a dad, the Elder is their uncle--and so is Tellah, just like we always knew he MUST be. This epic was a victory. Read and bask in its goodness...
Anna Begins (c. 2009--???): I've always been curious about Anna. She was Tellah's kid, after all--surely she was heroically well-adjusted and more than a little rebellious. This one is about her brief but exciting life--her home town of Kaipo, her boarding school days in Baron, deep romance with a certain spoony bard, etc. Will be completed... some day... Overlaps with FFC.
A Meeting With the King (c. 2008): another FFIV oneshot, about the king of Baron. It's short and sweet, and fairly nondescript; but it features Cecil, Rosa and Kain in one place, and sheds some light on the king they all thought they were serving. I'm also very proud of this one--I feel that was very well done.
To the Dark Side of the Moon (2013-???) The new arc concerning Palom and Porom, on a completely new plane of exsistence. Orphans with no name, hated in Mysidia and worried over by their friends, the brother and sister set out to find the identity of their father. At the same time, an old friend and the man he once fought and hated, must set asisde their broken past to find out more about their own father. The two seemingly unrelated quests converge, to reveal at last, that these separate people are more closely intertwined than they had ever thought possible...
Where The Wild Things Are (c. 2010): for 9. For this one, you have to assume that all nine Stitchpunks are alive, and are actually in a universe parallel to the movie: a universe known as my grandmother's house. Here, they ruin my life and the life of my little cousin as we try to spend a month with our cranky old grandparents. Their antics are no different, except you finally get to see all nine of them forced to live together in a dark closet. XD NO yaoi or yuri. Sorry.
7 Song (c. 2010): my only real poem-fic. It's all from 7's POV, and she's yelling at 1. (The jerk...) It's got an actual tune; I wish I could publish a small score or a midi on the site so your could hear it. It's really pretty.
The Other Eyes Saga (c. 2010-2012): formerly a series of oneshots for 9. It involves pairing each of the Stitchpunks with a relevant scene from the movie and then re-writing the scene from their POVs. Like all by best fics, they tell a much more interesting story than the movie had time to tell.
Prodigal (c. 2012): more 9 fic. Based on the parable of the prodigal son, 3 feels unduly neglected because of a new baby and runs away from home to find a family that will appreciate him. And, when he finds a new family, everything seems to be perfect... until he realizes through trial and error how wrong he was about everything. But how can he return home, after all he's done? Would his real father welcome him back? If you know the parable, and if you know 9, you know the answer. ;)
Powers That Be (c. 2012): The talisman has three separate powers: construction, destruction, and reconstruction, and a sequence for each power. The Scientist has all three, but focuses on the power of construction (life), and entrusts the other two sequences to 1 and 2. 2 gets destruction (death) because he is the only one responsible enough to be trusted with it. And 1 gets the power of reconstruction, which turns back time enough to set right a wrong.
Sacrificial (c. 2012-2013): The Lost have returned from the dead, and the world is as it should be. Until a beautiful young Stitchpunk girl named Pi falls into their lives, and changes 5's place in this world forever. She comes with a sinister purpose: to bewitch and kidnap other 'punks to bring back as sacrifices to her master! But is she truly evil, beyond all hope of salvation, or is the one-eyed engineer the one who can save her?
The Alphabet of Obscurities (c. 2007; revised c. 2012): originally, The Unrhyming Alphabet of Obscurities; but, about 1 a.m. one evening in June, 2012, I suddenly decided to make it rhyme, after all. It's my three favorite fantasy series--none of which anyone else knows of--in an alphabet. It's actually inspired one or two people.
Wood and Stone (c. 2012): my annual tradition of a birthday fic to me--who'd'a thunk it it would be for Rowan of Rin, and about Bronden, of all people, right? A charming little redemption story for her, because the cliff-hanger ending of book 5 left her in painful need of one, and I still need some closure after all these years. This one had been in my head since sometime in 2006, when I first read the books and saw all kinds of possibilities for our favorite midget carpenter... And then, at some point in 2011 while I wasn't paying attention, someone started a fandom here. Thus, Wood and Stone happened.
Deluge (c. 2014): Another Rowan binge read left me desperately craving some romantic closure. So I wrote a short piece about Rowan and Zeel making out in the rain. Not a major work, per-say, but I am extremely fond it and how it turned out. :)
What Happens in Broome (2014-2015): For Dragons of Deltora, the third and final arc of the Deltora Quest series. 10 days is a long time to spare when the world is in danger. But in those 10 days, Barda and Lindal find themselves doing something they never thought they could do - falling in love! Very fluffy, rated M for, um, adult content. 0.0
Star's Journey: The Dragon Queen (2014-2015): -a continuation of Rowan of Rin- -part I of V- Star of Rin is just your average daughter of famous heroes, gifted with power she doesn't understand, and a passion for writing great stories. But when her mother is kidnapped by the Zebak and taken to their walled city, destiny calls her to a great adventure of her own. With the help of her loyal cousins and a mysterious stranger, Star is determined to rescue her mother at any cost. What she stumbles into is a city of unwilling servants, a revolution hatched in secret, and the iron-fisted rule of a Dragon-blooded Titan...
And now, some of these things. I try to include something for everything... :P
If you wish to find a raindrop with tiny little green fragments of soul in it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know that it was all an accident, and 9 is a really sweet guy, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know that 7 was really heartbroken when she thought 9 was crushed to death, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If 6 is one of your favorite stitchpunks from the movie '9', copy and paste this onto your profile.
6 said the pen is mightier than the sword. 7 replied that that isn't true unless you can beat your enemies by drawing mustaches on them. If you know who 6 and 7 are, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think 4 could be a girl, copy and paste this onto your profile, and STOP FLAMING ME!
If your major lies outside of creative writing or classical art, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If these ARE the droids you are looking for, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think the Rowan of Rin fandom was entirely TOO LONG overdue, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you were simply dying to know what happened with Allun and Marlie's baby, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still wonder sometimes why Emily Rhodda never wrote that sixth Rowan of Rin book that is CLEARLY missing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
When you ship Rowan/Zeel, and the author throws in a wild-card Sharron, and you're all like, "STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIIIIP!!!!!"
If you are best friends with someone who's read the Deltora Quest series, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Lief: *gasps in shock* "Barda, I think we're in the wrong story!"
If you know a guy or a girl who is SO white they should be called "Marshmallow", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're saved and you know it, clap your hands... Then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are THRILLED about the return of the Flair app on Facebook, but are STILL wondering where it went, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a girl gamer or a Bionicle fangirl, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you get a chain message in your email that says you're going to hell if you don't forward it to at least 50 people in half an hour, and DON'T forward it for being so rude, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Ash and Brock should tell Dawn and May to HIT THE ROAD and ask Misty to come back, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you go crazy whenever you hear "Final Fantasy" or hear Final Fantasy music, copy and paste this to your profile
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon.Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in itYou didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.Nobody cared what you looked like.Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool.Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word.Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary.Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, BeckyTao. Kivuli. lady of the wilds. Freida Right.
Pluto was declared not a Planet on August 27th of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off orbit' to some scientists likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet copy and paste this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his freakin' cereal, and leave the friggin rabbit alone put this in your profile!
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Crispin Glover is awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.
If when life gives you lemons you make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it, copy this into your profile.
And thus concludes our tour of the CrazyTwin Productions studio. Thanks for coming and have a nice day! If the red-head at the customer service desk is painting her nails and talking on the phone again, feel free to smack her and order her to get back to work, very much in the fashion of an evil overlord. Throw your trash in a garbage can, please; my only two janitors are a couple of tree-frogs and they work very hard to keep this studio clean. Oh, don't mind those black footprints on the floor: Coal's just been here, that's all. (Unless Benny fell asleep at the admissions desk again; then I'd advise you to watch your backs for a while...) The exit is behind you, and the gift shop is to your immediate left... Nagaina, these are paying customers; don't hurt them, or they'll sue me. And you don't want that...
Do you?! >:D