Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ouran High School Host Club, and Rurouni Kenshin.
Name: Spirit Evolution
Place of Residence: London, England.
Height: 5'10 I think...
Weight: -gasp!- It's rude to ask a lady's weight...
Ethnic Background: I'm White English!
“Don’t take your sexual frustrations out on me cleric!”- Gojyo from Saiyuki
“Do I look fat in this?”- “No, your fat makes you look fat.”- Me to my older sister
“When you need that helping hand…Call PornBabe and LesbianWhore! We’ll save the day!”- Sofie (A superhero introduction line she created for herself and me.)
“BigBooty, go jump off the nearest cliff…Or perhaps your fat ass may bounce you back to safety.”- Me to some chick on a chatroom.
“Well just because you like to have sex three times a day doesn’t make you a slut. Seriously!”- Sofie to…Someone.
“Gawd, she’s like a zit you can’t get rid of. Just when you think it’s gone, it pops right back up again!”- Shazza about…Someone.
Gojyo: “So, whaddya think Goku?”- Goku: “Seems like an asshole, and he’s got bad hair…I say minus twenty points.”- Gojyo and Goku from Saiyuki
“Get away…Your stupidity is contagious.”- Me to everyone.
“Your breath smells like ass.”- Goku to Gojyo from Saiyuki.
“Leaf Village secret finger jutsu! A thousand years of pain!”- Kakashi to Naruto
“Fear me, for I shall bring the wrath of the Curry God down upon thee!”- Me to a snotty five year old I babysat last year.
“Tic-tacs…Man’s greatest invention. Here, take two. I insist!”- Me again.
"Zomg he's got moobz!"- Era about some fat guy in the street. Lol
"I lurve Muse and will have their babies...But I will never, ever, sing it with you."- My friend Travis to me when I started singing Muse...
"Wow, my brain just farted."- Me, when I forgot something seriously important.
"Yes, we've suspected that for quite awhile now Greg...But it's nothing some wrist slitting won't cure!"- Me to Travis when he said the word 'Gay'.
"There was once a cow upon a hill. It's not there now. It must have gone. That's it."- A 'story' Travis wanted me to post under my account.
"This outfit has no practical uses in combat...What am I supposed to do? Beat people with my tit?" -Strikes pose- "Boob of Death! Hyaa!"- That weird girl from the Foamy the Squirrel cartoons.
Mustang: "When I become Fuhrer..." -Dramatic pause, and cool pose- "...All female military personnel will wear mini skirts!"
Sofie: "How can you get wireless?"
"Oh God we're related now. This loser syndrome is hereditary!" -sprays anti loser cream on self- Me to Sofie.
Sofie: "Guess what I've got?"
"Yuki is gay. Gorgeous. But gay."- Me to Sofie about Yuki Sohma from 'Fruits Basket'.
Me: "You want his e-penis! Mwahahaha!"
"I DISOWN THEE! TOTAL DISOWNAGE ON THEE!"- Me to Sofie again...Can't remember what about though...Lol.
Me: "Now you deny Thursday night?!"
When You Introduce Your Parent to the Wonders of MSN:
Silence is Golden: Dad's got messanger now, and he's become acquainted with the 'nudge' feature...
"So many naked pr0n of Sasuke...But knowing Limewire...It's probably some old Japanese dude dressed up as Sasuke..."- Me when I was looking for 'Naruto' episodes on Limewire.
Me: "I'm naked under a towel and wet. ENVISION!"
"The watermelon rind over there is our teammate...How dare you hit him?!"- Neji from 'Naruto' about Lee XD!!!
"I am not a fat pig! I'm well rounded!" -scowls darkly with fire in his eyes- "Well rounded is good!"- Chouji from 'Naruto' when a Sound Ninja called him a fat pig. Rofflez.
Manny: You're a mammoth.
Ellie: No I'm not- I'ma possum!!
Manny: Oh good one; and I'm a newt. This is my good friend the bat (points at Diego) and that is the platypus. (points at the Sid.)
Sid: Wait? Why do I have to be the platypus? Why not make him the platypus?!
Sid: Who d'ya like more Manny; Me or Diego?
Manny: Diego. I don't need to think about it.
Diego: Ha! I told you so!
Ellie: Manny! You can't choose between your kids!
Manny: Sid is not my kid! He's not even my dog- If my dog had kids, and the kid had a pet- that would be Sid.
Sid: Manny, can I have a dog?
Sid:...Ellie can I have a dog?
Ellie: Sure thing sweetheart!
Manny: Ellie! We need to be consistent with him!
LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES!
Ok read the english meaning and then "OUTLOUD" say the chinese words...
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
1) Thats not right... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15)Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IWuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlY JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina The Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Spirit Evolution.
Yes...Some Insane-ness from yours truly. CLICK AND BE AMUSED!
Legally Sane- COMPLETE
Together Always- COMPLETE
Legally Sane 2: Pyschological Trauma- IN PROGRESS
Seven Days- IN PROGRESS
Hiei's New Groove- IN PROGRESS
Okay, for all those people who like the way I compose a fanfiction, please don't hesitate to make story requests! Any particular pairing you'd like me to write about? Any challenge you'd like to give me? Feel free to email your ideas to;. I can't promise that I'll take them all on, but if I like the idea and writer's block isn't being a bitch...Then sure, I'll do it :D
My shifts are back to normal! Yay! For three weeks it's been back-to-back shifts, but now I'm on earlies for a whole week and I get next weekend off too!
27/09/06: Dudes, I've formally changed my name. The reason? I COULD NEVER FIND MY PROIFLE OR MY STORIES under Pet Peeve. Therefore I have changed it to Spirit Evolution. So ner.
27/09/06: Posted story 'Tangerine'.
28/09/06: Posted story 'Solace'
28/09/06: Added the 'Requests' section to my profile.
26/10/06: Posted story 'Legally Sane'
03/01/07: Posted story 'Together Always'
04/01/07: Completed story 'Legally Sane'
06/01/07: Posted story 'Legally Sane 2: Psychological Trauma'
This is my first piece of Fanart...Like ever. It was done by the awesome snickerdoodle Call Me Blue! I love ya to bits hun! It's of Lydia my OC from Legally Sane, back when she was sixteen and had the frame of a pre-pubescant boy. Tehehe...Hopefully I can get more art from her xD
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