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I'm pretty boring... lol well no i'm not. I'm too bold, brash, obnoxious, loud, creative, and outgoing to be boring. But i would be if it wasn't for those previous reasons. Oh, yeah, and I would be boring if I didn't have the most warped sense of humor either. By the way, who uses the word warped anymore? Seriously I just typed it, and than I'm all like: Woah, what am I saying? That's a pretty weird thing to say! Oh wow, see now I probably scared most of the people away... their problem. YAY ME, I know how to clear a room. Although technically this doesn't count as a room, but the reader reading this (That's pretty repetetitive... reader reading reader reading) is probably in a room of some sorts, unless their on a deserted island in the middle of the caribbean with a laptop, where Johnny Depp comes to visit... ok, that's just the dream I had last night... but it's a plausable place to think someone was. Well maybe. :D
Well, my story is, how shall we say it, in progress. DUH! But anyways, i'm writing it in this notebook before I type it up, because than I can edit it, while I retype it, and the first chapter ended up being a lot better. The second chapter is almost done too. So that's good. And yes, my horrible sense of humor (horrible as in finding way too many jokes in serious issues) is present throughout my story. Midnight Journey isn't a conventional Bella is a vampire story, it's a story before that, and it's lighthearted and shows the pranking sides of our favorite vampires. Because you gotta admit, it's pretty boring to read story after story about serious issues and serious behavior from the vamps. Even Stephenie Meyer does that to some degree. She skips over most of the funner parts that she could write, sure there's romance, but where's the comedy? She did a good job with Emmett in Breaking Dawn, with him being a Dramatic Foil in a few chapters, when he made fun of Bella and Edward. And i'm not saying I don't like her books, because obviously I DO!! I mean, seriously, I'm writing fanfics about them, of course I like them, but I think that fanfics could be a bit more lighthearted. And there I go rambling again, well anyways I'll end my rant with my wish for the future. Still wishing that I'll find my own Jasper!
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile...If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you like animals give one a home if you can. If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!
Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"!
Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.
99 percent of the people who read this have been brainwashed and hypnotized. If you're one of the 1 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you follow this, you have been brainwashed
No longer shall we stand for crappy voice actors, such as using a woman with a squeeky voice for a 6-year-old, getting different voice actors when a video game already has a cast and voice actors who are honestly painful to listen to and show no emotian. If you think this too, copy and paste in your profile!
When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree!