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Joined 08-19-05, id: 881009, Profile Updated: 07-17-15
Author has written 11 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, Inuyasha, and Trigun.

Yo, I'm Ri.
I'm probably the slowest writer ever. I try to work on things behind the scenes in the hopes of uploading already completed stories.

->12.06.14
My bestie Re-Ane drew me Princess Carry Itachi fanart for the Gratitude one-shot of my ItaSaku Fest fic which you should totally check out in all its full-sized glory. Squee!

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I did a (sadly short-lived) collab with Re-Ane over at drunk driving,
I have an ao3 account for cross-posting purposes,
and new! you can now watch me make a fool of myself on tumblr

->07.17.15 OK I don't know why ffdotnet has broken my links, but if you go to my tumblr, username magicabout you will find links to my ao3 account. The amazing Princess Carry Itachi fanart can be found if you check my tags page and click "my fics." ffdotnet ugh why


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->Main Projects
Threefold: Sakura wasn't thinking about what would happen in-between finding the rebels and taking Konoha back from Danzou. She didn't realize five months was plenty of time to develop conflicting feelings. ItaSakuSasu *non-Massacre AU of a sort; approx 36,477 words
5.21.15 CH2 Up!

Reversal: When Orochimaru’s experiments with the Shodai’s DNA are discovered, Tsunade takes the fall and is forced to flee the village with her two apprentices. Five years later, ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi is sent to gather information on Akatsuki’s youngest member. Non-Massacre AU. Dark. ItaSaku; approx 50,574 words
My very distracting other fic. I really and truly intend to sit on this until it's at least 1/2 done (or 80-90k words long; whatever comes first), but this is why I'm having trouble writing 3F. Dark!fic AkatSaku =/= cheerful & sane 3F!Sakura

Glasses: It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person with really bad eyesight must be in need of glasses. Or: The AU where Itachi is a myopic scientist who wears really thick coke-bottle glasses.
New fic on the block; Part 1/Focus is up, Part 2/Scope languishing somewhere at maybe 1/3 completion, approx 5,023 words

->Dropped
Do Over: Sasuke-centric featuring a reluctantly redemption-seeking Sasuke and his curiously re-manifested big brother

Gonna call this one most-probably discontinued. It's hard to write Sasuke even under the magical blanket of non-mass when I can theorize that he isn't such a total idiot tool, much less in a fic taking place in a semi-canonical hypothetical future after the events of the series (and all the blunders Kishi keeps writing Sasuke into).

TL;DR Nothing about the Naruto series makes me want to write a believable humorous/angst fic about Sasuke trying to redeem himself, even if I still love Itachi!conscience.

->Back-Burner Projects (AKA other stuff I occasionally drop 5k words on)
the Absolute Last AoshixMisao Drabble: my take on a fix-it epilogue for what happens after the events of the manga/series (OVAs, what OVAs?). An attempt at mature character growth on Misao's part leads to accidental courting, actual discussion of feelings, and a Happy Ending where Aoshi is Emotionally Committed and Contributes Meaningfully to the narrative; 48 percent, approx 19,335 words

Ailurophilia: the love of cats; Itachi finds a cat. The rest, as they say, is history.
100-word drabble Uchiha-centric non-Massacre AU kitty-tastic ficlet series;
totally just for fun and because I love me some non-Massacre Uchiha fluff goodness

of Necessity and Need: Sarah wakes up in the Labyrinth the day after she saves Toby. And the morning after that, and the next. Slow-burn friendship turns to romance fic; plans for 6(?) chapters, ongoing


Thanks for understanding/not caring less!


07.17.15

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Control by EvilGu reviews
GWEVIN (Rated M for later chapters) Gwen has a problem. She's begun to have visions of strange things... sometimes horrible things. Are these visions of the future? Warnings? Or a look into another possible lifetime? On top of everything else, she has an annoyingly undefined relationship with Kevin... Can she handle the crazy visions, teenage hormones, AND fighting aliens?
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 100,237 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
Settling by Kagomaru reviews
With underpopulation becoming an issue in Konoha, the jounin are forced to make a decision that will change the lives of everyone. Sakura's made her decision and Kakashi's still deciding. Epilogue now up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Life on the Offbeat by Re-Ane reviews
Set postLightspeed, focusing on Jinx and Kid Flash. Chapter eleven: [surreptitiously shows up six years later to drop the next chapter]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,271 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash
Frozen Moonlight by JaneDrew reviews
In high school, Kaoru Kamiya escaped from a demon. Five years later, she meets a man who looks awfully familiar...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,388 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 2/3/2005
Uchiha Itachi: Heir, Prodigy, Fanboy by dydshark reviews
At twenty years old, Haruno Sakura thought she knew everything there was to know about fanboys. Until the day Uchiha Itachi showed up in front of her door one morning with a rose, a smile, and the unforgettable words: "I'm your number one fanboy." AU, Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,980 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11348 - Favs: 8,597 - Follows: 6,430 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3126 - Favs: 2,898 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Crooked Teeth by Silver Standard Society reviews
Through usual mishap, Kagome's been separated from the group. Through unusual circumstance, Sesshomaru has decided to return her. Unless, you know, he kills her first. A long story told in short snippets. Complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 420 - Words: 49,480 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Will of Fire by Cynchick reviews
Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 223,234 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Price by Nenagh24 reviews
This would have almost been hilarious, the renowned copy ANBU almost petrified of a small unarmed girl, had it not been happening to him. The price of this tiny bride was going to break him. Hello, fiery flames of eternal doom. Kakashi/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,067 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Her Majesty's Wolf by Airplane reviews
Greater men than he were fated to trail her like lost puppies.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Zelda, Wolf Link - Complete
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Lustre of the Firmament by Jamethiel-bane reviews
"You ever work out that sometimes chains aren't made of steel, you let me know."
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Spark by Fabulist reviews
Rapunzel worries Eugene's desire for her is waning and sets out to recapture his interest by making herself "forbidden." Funny costumes, roleplay, and smut ensue.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11226 - Favs: 7,274 - Follows: 3,317 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Clutter by forthright reviews
AU. Mrs. Higurashi decides to help her daughter put her life together; enter Sesshoumaru, professional organizer extraordinaire. A romantic comedy told in 100 word snippets. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 200 - Words: 33,491 - Reviews: 4146 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 5,607 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Counting the Hours by forthright reviews
AU. When Inuyasha calls in a favor, Kagome sacrifices her holiday in order to help him fulfill an annual familial obligation. Missed flights, misunderstandings, and mistletoe conspire to bring two strangers together. SK. **watch for annual additions**
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,618 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Saving Grace by Minnionette reviews
Trapped in a quagmire of suspicion after a mission's disastrous results, Sakura misplaces her sanity. What else can a mere pawn in a game of theft, sabotage, and scientific experiments do? Here, the dead speak. KakashiXSakura & minor KibaXSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,049 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Impending Doom by Tally Mark reviews
When good ideas go wrong. Part 2 of Utter Doom. Sess/Kag Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Gunpowder by LoneGothic reviews
AU. In the urban decay of Konohagakure, an unwanted meeting finds Haruno Sakura tangled into the dangerous company of two criminals of the Akatsuki: one blond enigma and a man her friend wants to kill. Deidara x Sakura x Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 327 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Shards of a Dream by Subtilior reviews
V-day gift for Pika. Sarah goes to a party with friends, sees what no-one else can see, and does what none would dare do. But there couldn't be any harm in a single dance - even in a place of illusion and pretense ... could there? Read and find out!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,104 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Of Love and Other Severe Irreconcilable Crises by Heist reviews
There was something patently cruel about a Sarah that didn't believe in magic, yet there she was, patently not believing in magic. Unrequited love has a LOT to answer for.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
We Keep the Wall Between Us As We Go by Heist reviews
Good fences make good neighbors. She keeps crawling under... and around, and over... his. Pre-romance. Sort of.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Troved by forthright reviews
AU. Everyone knows that a hanyou comes from the union of a human and a youkai. In this case, the union of a human and a youkai is brought about by a hanyou. Sesshoumaru x Kagome. Valentine's Day Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 143 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Challenge Posed by aimdiscord reviews
The Challenge posed by Kagome’s three modern girlfriends: Go on a date, with someone other than Hojo! Due to the dare’s terms, Kagome unexpectedly tries to implement their plan with Sesshoumaru, but a taiyoukai is both difficult and dangerous to please.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,535 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
The Conspiracy by Miko-chan reviews
Four years ago, she was Uchiha Sakura, wife to the most powerful ruler of Nippon-koku. Under the secrets and lies, the wheels start to turn again when she receives a call from a man that she thought to be dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 86,212 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 12/7/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Underside by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
The marquis de Carabas takes a shine to a girl on the London Underground, which results in his picking a somewhat uncharacteristic course of action, and making a bargain in dark tunnels. One-shot.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Neverwhere - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,357 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
cherry apple wine by the blanket reviews
AU. SasuSaku. He decided, in that moment, that she was lovely. “Does it bother you that you aren’t the only man in her life?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,280 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pale Shadows by forthright reviews
Oneshot. It’s Halloween, and Kagome keeps catching glimpses of something... or someone... out of the corner of her eye. An imposing presence, an implicit threat, and a message from beyond. Sesshoumaru x Kagome. CU, Modern Era, Divergence.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Impeccable by forthright reviews
AU. Kagome is stunned to learn that she has inherited a sizable fortune, a Japanese estate, and an indentured youkai. She's the unlikely heiress, and Sesshoumaru is the perfect butler. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 29,356 - Reviews: 3353 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
An illusion, a shadow, a story by Scattered Logic reviews
On the eve of her 20th birthday, Sarah learns she's not the only girl to encounter Jareth, nor is she the only girl to defeat him. Jareth/Sarah
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Drowning Sorrows by Tally Mark reviews
A miko and a youkai walk into a bar. SessKag Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Golden Retriever by Hypothetical.Wonder reviews
Hey, even if he couldn't keep the dog, nobody said anything about the owner. - akuroku oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 310 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 3,772 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Changes by Sailor Silver Moon reviews
Chihiro left the Spirit World changed...but what if she had changed too much? Now in high school, she finds her actions gravitating around one boy. One oddly familiar, frustratingly handsome boy. CxH
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,343 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Utter Doom by Tally Mark reviews
When birthday presents go wrong. SessKag Oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Light Underneath by VIII of XIII reviews
Roxas was just Sora's amnesiac younger brother. Axel was just the guy who came in through the bedroom window. Next life, American comic book style AU... no high school.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,106 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bluescreen by Orm reviews
Deidara–centric Akatsuki fic set in a cyberpunk/sci–fi AU. Contains made–up slang, cyborgs and swearing. Mostly gen but hints of SasoDei if you're looking for them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,224 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Reckless and Impulsive by VIII of XIII reviews
All Roxas wanted was a simple and convenient way to die. What he got was Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,516 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Waiting by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. They promised to meet in the next life but they have to find each other first. AkuRoku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,803 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Correct Way by VIII of XIII reviews
Phoenix hates having to reject Miles. Miles won't settle for being rejected. [MilesPhoenix]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,572 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
The Dunderhead Tax by Scattered Logic reviews
All Severus Snape wanted was to fulfil his dream of owning a successful business and to be free of dunderheads. He should have known it was too much to hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Deceitful Above All Things by Quillslinger reviews
Like a game of Snakes and Ladders, life can change with a roll of the dice. An Axel/Roxas novella in 30 amnesias.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 3,748 - Follows: 382 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
False Alarms by Sonata IX reviews
Sarah is back in the Underground [hey, we've heard this one before!] and Jareth gets quietly drunk rather than deal with her. A little emergency forces him out of his solitude...
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 5,076 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Could Be Raining by Just A Starving Writer reviews
The perfect curse, courtesy of Naraku, can bring just about anyone together. Even Kagome and Sesshoumaru. Complete oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Disorganization by Esse reviews
They have an objective. Now all they need is venture capital, a bit of luck — and a better plan than panhandling. All good things must come to an end: So too all things mediocre.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,446 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hakama Dake by Indygodusk reviews
During a heat wave, Kaoru finds herself alone, frustrated, and extremely hot. Defeated by Kenshin's friendly behavior, she gives up on his love. But she refuses to lose to the sun. Clothes start to fly, but no one's there to see, right? KBK
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,527 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 5,887 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Into the Rose Garden by Dryad13 reviews
Sarah has good grades, a circle of friends, and a cute boyfriend. Life's great...right? So why does she have the strange feeling that something's missing? Fairy tales show that magic will make you or break you. Which category does she belong in?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,232 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
Rurouni Kenshin: Tales of a Sexy Swordsman by Wicked Enough reviews
/RKRC BEST HUMOR/Kenshin's Diary/ Entry 709: "Hey, Tomoe, remember when you and Akira were young and played doctor? Now that he's dead, and we're all grown up, how about giving up that family practice so we can play gynecologist?"
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,214 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Kenshin
The Geas by Dragonsdaughter reviews
Life hasn’t been good for Kaoru since the day her father died and her evil witch of a stepmother turned her into a literal slave. A spell binds her every movement and hides her from the sight of the world until she happens across the path of Kenshin, a
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,632 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Kaoru, Kenshin
Dazed and Confused by Fabulist reviews
COMPLETE Strange men after Kaname, an impending school dance, Sousuke's new discovery about himself, and our favorite soldier's constant battle with saying what he means make the end of senior year one to remember.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,840 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Sousuke S., Kaname C. - Complete
Duct Tape Romance by Silver Miko reviews
A story of boys, kendo, gender-bending, and duct tape...what's a gal dressed as a boy to do with Aoshi for a room mate?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,247 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Aoshi, Misao
Vignettes by Gemini1 reviews
Short stories from the world of Between the Devil and the Deep and Letter of Marque. Sano, Kenshin and Kaoru and Misao are all now up.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 10/10/2004
Oni by Lanse reviews
Legends speak of a fearsome creature living on the forbidden mountain. Escaping to its domain, one woman will discover just how real a legend can be. 2005 RKRC romanceWAFF runner up.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,003 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Grace by Dragonsdaughter reviews
In the smoky streets of London, a battle is brewing. Kenshin is a former business man who has just discovered life in all its varied forms. Kaoru, a vampire, is running for her life when a certain red-head stumbles into it. COMPLETE Modern-Day AU.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,133 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Kaoru, Misao - Complete
Letter of Marque by Gemini1 reviews
Sequel to Between the Devil and the Deep, Kaoru and her crew go in search of an old friend who's gone missing and run afoul of a corrupt Navy Admiral. 8.22.05 I've edited the story a bit, for better flow and plot.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,083 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Kaoru, Kenshin
Sundial by Angrybee reviews
Shinomori Aoshi's road to redemption is paved with dead people. Shijiko, Hyotokko, Beshimi and Hannya just won't shut up. (Complete.)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,864 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/1/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Aoshi, Misao - Complete
Hajime and Tokio by Angrybee reviews
The story of the life, and love, which grew between an unlikely couple. Follows Saitou and Tokio from the Genji era through and past the Rurouni Kenshin tale. Rated for: Violence, Language, Adult Themes. (COMPLETE except for epilogue.)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 296,015 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Saitou, Saitou - Complete
In These Final Hours by Zeh Wulf reviews
(AU)(rated R for chapter 12) Kaoru's tomboy lifestyle is ruined when she's forced to become the personal escort to the prince. Her duty is to protect him from a prophecized disaster... and duty failed can have a heavy price. (Complete)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,902 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Between the Devil and the Deep by Gemini1 reviews
[COMPLETED!] AU-Kenshin is a captain in the Imperial Navy, Kaoru is the leader of a group of pirates. Fate has thrown them together, but can they ever be more than enemies?[EDITED 042404]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,922 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
JIA Case Files 3: Canals of Venice by Istoria reviews
(Complete 08/05/03!!) Ah Venice, the city of love. Of course that's before there are more dead bodies then gondola floating in the canals. The Kenshin-gumi meet old foes, tangled with news and try to find a bit of time for romance.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,244 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2003 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Complete
Bond 000 : Dr Noway by Istoria reviews
"Bond has to be sexy, sophisticated, able to swoon woman with just a look, good at gambling, hold his alcohol, have good aim with a gun. " Apparently, the authoress missed this memo. Enjoy a complete parody on Rurouni Kenshin and James Bond.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,727 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2003 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Sanosuke, Megumi - Complete
Living Arrangements by afrai reviews
Everyone is human, even when they aren't.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
Ronin Kaoru; Tokyo Arc by Dragonsdaughter reviews
When Kaoru is killed by Enishi she is given a chance to go back and change Kenshin's life; Save Tomoe, travel for 10 years in his place. She changes the face of history but somethings are meant to be. K/K, S/M, M/A, Y/T
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,566 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/24/2002 - Published: 7/23/2002
JIA Case Files 2: Boulevard of Las Vegas by Istoria reviews
*COMPLETE 11/08* Sequel to Streets of Tokyo. AU/Modern Day. It might be Sano’s dream city but it’s about to turn into paradise lost as old villains, faces from the past and a new allies come on to the stage. It’s Kenshin-gumi… Vegas style.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,031 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2002 - Published: 7/29/2002 - Complete
JIA Case Files : Street of Tokyo by Istoria reviews
*COMPLETE 7/17* A/U Modern Day Tokyo. A cop and a yakuza. An informant and a detective. A street thug and a doctor. A threat against Tokyo. Can these six people find a way to stop a yakuza takeover? Or will they just be the next victims?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,157 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/16/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Complete
Kenshin Outtakes by The Narrator reviews
Problems with super glue? Kenshin acting childish? Kaoru channeling Tira Misu? Saitou and Sano AGREEING! What's going on! Oh, just The Narrator poking fun at the making of Ruroni Kenshin...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,094 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/30/2002 - Published: 4/8/2002 - Complete
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Threefold reviews
Sakura wasn't thinking about what would happen in-between finding the rebels and taking Konoha back from Danzou. She didn't realize five months was plenty of time to develop conflicting feelings. ItaSakuSasu *non-Massacre AU of a sort
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,944 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
ItaSaku Fest 2K14 reviews
One-shot collection for the ItaSaku Fest event happening over on the itasaku tumblr. Day Five - Gratitude (Nov 27th): At the end of a very harrowing mission Sakura nearly faints after healing Itachi so he carries her home. Clearly Sakura needs to thank him, but no gesture seems quite enough... until the day she carries him home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Really reviews
Naruto one-shot collection. Latest: Roommates!AU - In retrospect this was probably the moment Sakura should have said no, packed up all of her stuff, and fled into the night bound for the warm embrace of a soulless, money-sucking hotel rather than continue seriously considering signing the lease and moving in with these weirdoes. Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,801 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 10/4/2008
Glasses reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person with really bad eyesight must be in need of glasses. Or: The AU where Itachi is a myopic scientist who wears really thick coke-bottle glasses.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Something from a dream reviews
Meryl spends the night at Vash's house, in Vash's bed. Words are had. Kisses are exchanged. Sexual tension is resolved. PWP *porn with plot (or at least decent characterization and backstory)! One-Shot
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,078 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Meryl, Vash - Complete
Do Over reviews
Sasuke thinks he's mentally insane. Itachi says this is a very near thing with all shinobi and completely normal. Sasuke isn't sure it's a good idea to be listening to the dead brother who inexplicably decided to come back. DROPPED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,183 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
O NO WILL HE SEX HER UP reviews
Oh noooooo Sesshoumaru is somehow affected by some sort of lust something it is naraku's fault as usual and he wants Kagome! What will happen will he sex her up (I should hope so)! CRACK
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Kaleidoscope reviews
Team 7 is stuck outside of Konoha on a mission away from a big festival. They whine. Kakashi tries to tell a story, but is mostly made fun of and prevented from reading his beloved book. Sakura might be responsible. Sasuke and Naruto bicker. One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 178 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Teatime and Graham Crackers reviews
Drabble collection for the adorable waff(ly) Aoshi and Misao. Latest: Inspired by the final volume, Misao vs. Aoshi on change.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Aoshi, Misao
Under the Influence reviews
HI. This is so old and will never be finished! Just saying!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,651 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Aoshi, Misao