cloneserpents
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Joined 08-19-05, id: 881050, Profile Updated: 10-13-12
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, and Shadows series.
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Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 2,669 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Riddle of Jim Lillian by bobsaqqara reviews
As the New Headmistress, McGonagall recalls the events of the tragic Final Battle she stumbles across a mystery that will involve Hermione, Ron, Harry, Ginny, Remus, and Kingsley, and make her question whom she can trust. AU pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,972 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ties That Bind by ExcalibursZone reviews
Erin Potter is loved by her parents Harry and Hermione and they've provided every possible happiness to her, except one: They were married one year after she was born and the years before that are mysteriously kept quiet. What are her parents hiding?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,088 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Acceptance of Fate by Arya1 reviews
Post-OotP-Ch57: Harry is calculating and exerts self-restraint, Moody visits, Harry gets some history on Voldemort's timing, Neville cheers up Harry just a bit, another sabbat is upon us and Snape pokes Harry, Harry gets a wild idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 521,016 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
She WILL be Mine by kyc639 reviews
COMPLETE! When Hermione has a date, Harry realizes his feelings. Unfortunately she's never noticed him that way before, so Harry devises a plan to get her to notice him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Waves Crashing Against the Shore reviews
A spell meant to help find the horcruxes and stop Voldemort has terrible repercussions. Can Ron save his best friends from themselves? Dark horror. Major Character Deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
When Vanilla isn't so Vanilla reviews
Harry and his wife, Padma, playfully argue over ice cream. Fluffy plot-less smut fic. Contains pregnancy and food play. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Not Go Gentle reviews
As the world and everything he knows dissolves into chaos and anarchy, Voldemort's plan to destroy Harry Potter is realized. Post HBP VERY DARK/DEMON HARRY – HAREM HP/HG/SB/DG PLEASE READ WARNING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 220,800 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Crack’d Mirror reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
Bibliophile reviews
During the trio's stay at Grimmauld Place in DH, Hermione spends some quality alone time with a good book. PURE SMUT. You'll find no plot to water down the smut in this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Tease reviews
After Quidditch practice, Harry receives some unexpected attention. 5th Year AU! PWP SMUT/MYSTERY. NON-CONSENT! FEMME—DOM!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Cuckolding at Shell Cottage reviews
All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 388 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tale of One Kitty reviews
After a failed animagus transformation, Hermione seeks help from Harry and his girlfriend, Susan. Smut without a pesky plot or bothersome story. HP/HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 199 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Man in the Moon reviews
Luna seeks company on a cold and lonely night. Dark one-shot with a touch of Lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
All Your Fault reviews
Harry deals with the loss of a loved one. Alternate Universe OotP. One Shot Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Screams Part Six: Flowers in the Wind reviews
Hermione and Harry spend a lazy day on a small hill. DARK SUBJECT MATTER! Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Screams Part Five: The Downside of Immortality reviews
Voldemort, longing for vengeance against Harry and Hermione, is resurrected for the second time. Evil Dark H-Hr Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Screams Part Four: Cause and Effect reviews
What happened to Hermione while Harry was unconscious in the story "Reunion"? Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., Kingsley S. - Complete
Snakes and Lions, a Forbidden Romance reviews
Two students meet in secret, because Slytherins and Gryffindors did not speak to each other civilly, much less hold one another's hand and make love. OneShot Stand Alone Fluff Smut. If the concept of sex offends you, do not read. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Screams Part Three: Reunion reviews
Harry is separated from Hermione. SociopathHarry! Violence and Gore. Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Screams Part Two: The Smiling Man reviews
Fugitives Draco and Ginny try to find a place to hide from their pursuers. Post HBP DARK HORROR FIC Features Dark!Harry and Insane!Hermione. Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Shadows in the Graveyard reviews
Another take on the "How would Harry approach the Third Task if he was raised by someone new" story line. A bit of violence. Rated PG13 or Teen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadows series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Screams Part One reviews
After the war ends, Neville is visited by a friend he thought dead. An experiment in a darker style of writing by the author. Feedback appreciated. One shot. DARK FIC! DARK EVIL HERMIONE! MAJOR CHARACTER DEATHS! Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete