Author has written 16 stories for ER, Heartland, Phantom Stallion, Wildfire, and Twilight.
I just got back from my 5 week vaca in florida and now i have less then 3 weeks till school starts!! CRAP!
Im tall and blonde. and i get hit on a lot by creepy middle aged men. haha lots of funny stories.
I LOOOOOOVE to gossip, cause im just so insainly good at it. its all about knowing when to keep a secret and knowing when to tell whoever u feel like telling. lol im the inside sourse for anyone in need of a good story.
I also HATE LIARS! not the harmless kind, like updating, but lying to your friends about the stupidest things. Which is why fatass kristyn is no longer my friend! it gets stupid when she lies about a 19-yr old brother in Iraq and being pregnant and going out with her cousin...can ya see why i m no longer friends with her?
Fav T.V shows:Wildfire, Hells Kitchen(i love gordon ramsey he is hilarious!), Gossip Girl, New Amsterdam which they TOTALLY CANCELLED!! whis totally PISSES me off cause that show was AMAZING!!
favorite movies? 27 dresses, juno, POTC, how to lose a guy in 10 days, legally blonde...and soon to be TWILIGHT!!
fav books: TWILIGHT, NEW MOON, AND ECLIPSE!!AND SOON TO BE BREAKING DAWN!! gossip girl, Blind Beauty (it was sooo sweet), the it girl, the clique books(cause their just hilariously stupid), i think Tantalize could have been good if it was more detailed, Shadow Horse... idk
Rollar Coaster of Jealousy: After Carter comes back from Congo, Abby is crushed. After moving in with him by the forses of her friends and previous events, she begins to fall in love with him again. What happens when his girlfriend, Kem, shows up. TRust me, the title becomes clear in later chapters. carby ON HIATUS
Anger: Abby gets angry at Carter, falls from a building and is killed. Twisted ending. carby COMPLETE!! and it toally sucks
Lifes Up's and Down's HeartlandAmy’s family is one of the most recognized in the U.S because of Marion Fleming’s show-jumping success, and the wealth that comes from it. What happens when Amy’s world is turned upside down and is forced to leave her home and horses by her newly drug addicted dad? may be tyamy
When Eyes Wander: Phantom Stallion- Heartland crossover. Amy and Ty go to visit Amy's friend, Sam, who she met in San Francisco. Sam can't wait to see her and to introduce Jake. But what happens when eyes begin to wander?? not a love triangle, but a love SQUARE!!
Bittersweet: Phantom Stallion My take of what should have happened in "The Wildest Heart" ONESHOT COMPLETE!
Aftermath: Phantom Stallion: Sequal to Bittersweet!
Now Playing: Everything! my new songfic series
1) Don't Matter : Twilight which i probably wont finish
Mending Friendship:Heartland-Wildfire crossover. Wildfire is scared to run after a fall during a race, and loses his trust in Kris. Can Amy and Ty gain Wildfire's trust, and fix their broken friendship? Amy/TY Kris/Junior
The High School Life: Heartland- My life in high school This includes alot of random drama. rated T for later racism that is ONLY joking around, and languedge. MOVED TO FICTIONPRESS!! go look for it there, still under the name iluvcarby101
SAKE challenge: new contest!! woohoo lol basically, write a Sake story for VAlentines day thats not OOC/out of character. SEe post for more rules CLOSED!
Rollar Coaster: Phantom Stallion- Sam and Jen both like Darrel. What hapens when Darrel starts going out with Rachel? co-written w/kitkatkittens(its under her penname)
A Simple Twist of Fate: Heartland- What if Ty never woke up from his coma, and Amy left for college, desperate to get away from it all? What if she doubted her desision to come? after she's already there? What event will make her decide, one way or the other?
The New Girl: Twilight- Edward never went back for Bella. What happens 20 years later, when he finds someone new, Kelsey? Why is she so tempting? but an even greater question, who is her mysterious mother? COMPLETE!!
Unanswered Questions and Difficult Decisions: -Twilight-Sequal to The New Girl. Edward is in a small dilema: Kelsey's Mom. can he risk getting back with her, without ruining the secret they have been kepping for centuries. If he messes up, the Vultuori(sp?) will come and kill them all.
Edward and Bella go to Bristol!: Twilight: Bella and Edward go to a NASCAR race in Bristol! just a fun little one shot. COMPLETE
Messing with her Mind: Twilight: The Cullens play with Theresa EArnhardts mind to give Bella what she wants. SEQUAL TO EDWARD AN BELLA GO TO BRISTOL! COMPLETE
i loooove 2 watch football, since im from chicago i luv the bears!!
i used to play soccer, but im done with that. I GOT TO SEE BECKHAM PLAY ONCE!! IT WAS AMAZING!!
i loooooooove baseball: GO CUBS!!
nascar: i absoulutly love all the crashing... go Dale Jr!! Just went 2 the bristol race!!
And now for some funny things that i feel like putting in here
"Don't Drink and Drive...you might hit a bump and spill your drink"
This is from Aeropostale-girl
Prison vs. Work
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can not even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting= I've got my period
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me= I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me= I did something today you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat= Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me= Too late, you're dead.
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
Do you like this recipe= It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling= Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
THE ANSWER TO "WHAT'S WRONG?"
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a pain the butt
I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam
Forget Rednecks ...here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about .Chicago
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Chicago
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Chicago.
AND SOME BLONDE JOKES...
A Blonde's Year in Review.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions...8 cups of
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later,
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm...
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it??
October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour
December - Couldn't call 911 ... "duh"...there's no "eleven" button
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is hanging out." He says.
She looks down and says, "OH MY G, I left the baby on the bus again!"
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
AND NOW SOMETHING COMPLETLY RANDOM...
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE ...The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 WHEN...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
10 You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to!
Feel free to copy and paste these onto your page... let me know if u use them!
And FYI: my computer is stupid and sometimes gives me that "wait 30 sec before posting another review", when it's 20 minutes later. Sooooo I'm sorry if i don't review your stories! blame my computer. And now, for some unknown reason, it says i already review it!! im sry if i dont review your story, but i probly read it
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