Author has written 4 stories for Hannah Montana, Vampire Diaries, and Degrassi.
Hi, I'm Emily, there's not much to say. My current obsession is Munro Chambers and anything that has to do with him, (Eclare). I also think he is my soul mate.
I'm Team Damon and Team Jacob. :)
The Vampire Diaries
House of Anubis
Pretty Little Liars
Saved by the Bell
That 70's Show
And Then There Were None
Pretty Little Devils
The Hunger Games
The Vampire Diaries (Team Damon)
Twilight Series (Team Jacob)
Pretty Little Liars
Maximum Ride Series
ANYTHING Nicholas Sparks
Degrassi: Clare and Eli (My current most obsessed), Fiona and Adam, Holly J. and Declan, Manny and Jay, Sean and Emma.
Skins: Sid and Cassie, Tony and Michelle, Chris and Jal, Maxxie and me. :)
The Hunger Games: Katniss and Gale, Katniss and Peeta.
The Vampire Diaries: Damon and Elena, Jeremy and Anna.
ATTWN: Lombard and Vera.
Glee: Quinn and Puck.
Hannah Montana: Joe and Lilly.
Twilight: Rosalie and Emmett, Alice and Jasper.
Pretty Little Devils: Hazel and Matty.
Pretty Little Liars: Hannah and Caleb, Spencer and Toby, Emily and Toby, Aria and Ezra.
Saved by the Bell: Zack and Kelly
That 70's Show: Hyde and Jackie.
Gone: Diana and Caine.
Maximum Ride: Max and Fang
Skins: Maxxie or Effie, actually everyone because I like everyone except Sketch. She creeps hard.
The Hunger Games: Gale.
The Vampire Diaries: Damon
Desperate Housewives: Austin
Hannah Montana: Lilly
Pretty Little Devils: Sylvia
Pretty Little Liars: Aria
Saved by the Bell: Screech
That 70's Show: Fez
Maximum Ride: Fang
YOUR GUY SIDE:
x You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Bella or Jacob?
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Werewolves or Vampires?
Vampires... I think Taylor Lautner's the hottest guy in the movie. I just like vampires better.
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
1. Eli (Degrassi)
2. Damon (Vampire Diaries)
3. Clare (Degrassi)
4. Puck (Glee)
5. Elena (Vampire Diaries)
6. Fez (That 70's Show)
7. Quinn (Glee)
8. Gabrielle (Desperate Housewives)
9. Caine (Gone)
10. Jacob (Twilight)
11. Adam (Degrassi)
12. Jeremy (Vampire Diaries)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Fez/Adam. I would, for laughs though.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Puck. Holy shit yes. Smoking hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Jeremy and Gabrielle. Not possible.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Caine. Yeah, a few.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Lol, Damon and Fez. That would be hilarious, but Damon would probably kill Fez before he could say "You son of a beech!"
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Elena/Caine or Elena/Jacob... I'm gonna go with Jacob, because he's a magical creature, and she has a thing for those.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Quinn walked in on Damon and Jeremy she would be like "Woah! What is going on here?"
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Clare and Jacob... That's tough. Clare moves from Toronto to Forks and meets Jacob. That's all I got lol.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No, I don't think Eli and Gabrielle have been in a story together. Let alone a fluffy one.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Quinn and Jeremy. Two Worlds Collide.
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Ten het?
Clare and Jacob. Doubts.
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not a lot of my friends watch Degrassi, so no they probably wouldn't draw Adam.
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Damon/Puck/Elena. Hell no.
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Gabrielle Solis, Too Sexy.
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Eli/Fez/Jeremy. Warning: Bromance.
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Today, she was with Damon of course.
17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Eli and Quinn are in a happy relationship until Caine runs off with Quinn. Eli, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Adam and a brief unhappy affair with Jeremy, then follows the wise advice of Elena and finds true love with Clare.
Okay, first off, Eli isn't gay. And I was happy that he ended up with Clare, but I really didn't plan that. Like I was pleasantly surprised. I swear.
The Stupid Test!
Put an 'x' next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all the 'x's'. if you have 18 or less, than you are not stupid.
Do NOT take this seriously.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
(x) You have ran into a glass/screen door.
() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
(x) You have ran into a tree.
() It IS possible to lick your elbow
() You just tried to lick your elbow.
() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
() You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
(x) People have called you slow.
(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire.
(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class
(x) If someone says “fart”, you laugh.
(x) You just laughed.
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking .
(x) You tell a story, and forget what you were talking about halfway through.
(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
() You use your fingers to do simple math.
~Total= 4 ~
() You have eaten a bug.
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
(x) You’ve looked all over for something, and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
(x) You break a lot of things.
() Your friends know not to use big words around you.
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before.
() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
My Total: 27. I'm an idiot...
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If you think that Elena and Damon were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!
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If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile
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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking. If you are the 2 percent who hasen't copy and paste this in your profile!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
And I definatley DON'T apprciate people tearing them down. So what, they've changed. I'm sure you have to. But, hey...Their personalitys are still the same, sure they changed their looks and stuff, but their still the same sweet boys on the inside as they always have been. If you are one of these people who think they've changed, then your not a true fan. Yes, Nick hit puberty, so his voice changed, it didn't change his personality. Yes, Joe's hair is longer and he dresses different, he's still the same Joseph Jonas he has been. Yes, Kevin's hair is longer also, he dresses slightly different, but he's still the sweetest Jonas' boy of them all. Your hurting them BADLY by saying you don't like the new them, would you like it if you were famous and people were all, "I don't like them, they've changed!" NO, didn't think so. It's frustrating the freaking crap out of me. They still make great music, their still adorable, they still love their loyal fans they have, their NOT full of it like most celebs, and they still have the same personality's they've had these past 3 years! It breaks my heart to see their fans tearing them apart, they've thanked you and loved you and so much more and you say negative crap? That's messed up. I am beyond pissed at all you people that call yourselves "fans" because of their looks. Your NOT a fan, unless you can state almost every fact about them, LOVE their music, and just love them all together for the outstanding personalities. I have not met one boy like them in my whole life, their sweet, honest, and full of life. You may not notice your hurting them, but their people to and have feelings just like the rest of us. So think before you open your fucking mouth and talk shit about them. That's all I have to say. Agree with me, ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE THEN!
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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. -Ian Somerhalder
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow? -Black
3. Your first initial? -E
4. Your month of birth? -June
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? -Black
6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. -Megan Fox
7. Your favorite number? -14
8. Do you like California or Florida more? -California
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? -Lake
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). -I want to marry Ian Somerhalder
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
1. FIRST NAME: EMILY :)
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope, but I was named by someone
3. SIBLING NAMES: Why would I tell you
4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? My birthday
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? They're tiny... but idk
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Salami
7. KIDS? I don't have any and I don't want any.
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yeah sure
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Duh! I'm a girl!
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? NO! I NEVER USE SARCASM (said with sarcasm)
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Of course
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? If I'm not too scared...
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Cinnamon toast crunch
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Never have and never will
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Kinda
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookies and cream
17. SHOE SIZE? 7 and a half
18. RED OR PINK? Pink, my favorite color.
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? My eyebrows
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? No one really...
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Sure?
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Skirt and boots
23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Pizza
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? I'm Not Your Boyfriend, Baby - 3OH!3
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Purple
26. FAVORITE SMELL? Love
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? I think this is getting personal
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? All around look.
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Uhhhh... I copied it from someone's profile.
30. FAVORITE DRINK? Water. No not really but I couldn't think of anything else.
31. FAVORITE SPORT? Ice Skating.
32. EYE COLOR? Really dark brown, almost black.
33. HAT SIZE? Ummm... Medium?
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No, I don't even need glasses...
35. FAVORITE FOOD? Anything Italian.
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy, although I really prefer realistic.
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Sex and the City 2.
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Shirts.
39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.
40. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses.
41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Red Velvet.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
My name is May
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is May
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late...