Pepsi Dragon
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Joined 08-20-05, id: 881516, Profile Updated: 12-06-08
Author has written 20 stories for Naruto.

xXxXx You have stumbled upon the mysterious realm of the Pepsi Dragon... xXxXx

Name: Pepsi Dragon

Age: 988

Lives: In a beautiful cave in the UK

Likes: Naruto anime, coz it rocks! Especially Kakashi sensei! Also Bleach, Deathnote, One Piece and several other very cool anime!

Also...drawing, painting, reading, writing and gaming...ie.Nintendo DS, PSP etc...

Also into music...by Asian Kung Fu Generation...Naruto OST's and themetunes...Bleach Beatz Collection!...Pink...Gorillaz...Chemical Brothers...um...Jay Chou...Gackt and some other random good stuff.

White chocolate chip cookies are yummy and double choc mmm! ('',) And also icecream!

Hates: Smoke from cigarettes, Vicious Drunks, Doggy poo on the pavement! Ew!

Seafood...so DISGUSTING! And certain freakish vegetables...like mushrooms and cucumbers...oh...and broccoli!

Siblings: xXSasukeluvaXx...the lil sista...whom is very sweet most times and very irritating the other... lol... but i love her lots anyway! She is also my beta reader!

What I'm doing: Left college...now at University... Not much time left to write FFs...

(;.;) But I will try...to update...

Oooooh lookiez i took this quiz!

Title: WHAT do THE naruto GUYS think OF u?? (long answers)

kakashi: i think im going to propose to her

sasuke: ehh. shes right for kakashi.

garaa: don't know her

orochimaru: i would have her if it wasn't for kakashi. i might have to use force.

naruto: shes so cool perfect for kakashi!

kiba: i like them older

kabuto: if i touch her orochimaru will kill me

neji: good for kakashi

rock lee: her and kakashi look so good together!

girls: awwwwwwww her and kakashi look soooo good

Wuhooooo =P

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Hatred Turned Love by othertwin reviews
What the freak? I just got into an accident and I'm found naked by a white eh... silver haired, porn reading ninja! What the heck is going on? AHHHHHHH! KakashixOc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,585 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Baby Kakashi! by saki-kun reviews
Oh no! Kakashi sensei has turned into a baby! What will happen to Team 7 when they struggle to take care of Kakashi? Will he ever turn back to normal! Please RR! NaruXSakuXSasu Chapter 32 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 77,760 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004
Kakashi And Booze, Oh Noes! by The Hooded Menace reviews
When Kakashi accepts a challenge from Gai, he doesn't know that it's a drinking contest. Will poor Sakura survive a drunk Kakashi?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Exceptions by MyFallenAngel reviews
[ ShikaIno ] Heart sickness. Terminal illness. Shikamaru thinks that he will die soon. He goes to the medics, and what did they say? He's in love? But why? And how?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Nice, Firm, and Perky by Lotus Aia reviews
[Kakairu Yaoi] Kakashi returns home from a mission with a wound to the head. Iruka fusses and pervy fluff ensues. Aia is not responsible for any nosebleeds from fluffisms. Or from the constant mention of porn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 128 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kisame and Itachi's Semi Excellent Adventures by Qaddafi the Ripper reviews
Join Shark chan and Weasel chan in their random, humorous, bloody, and occasionally sexy adventures as they try to cope on the measly salaries provided by Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,849 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005
You Belong To Me by Melissa Norvell reviews
ItachiXKakashi. Itachi is determined to win over Kakashi, no matter what it takes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Pain in the Ass by kakashidiot reviews
Kakashi stabs himself... and everyone wants to look. Extreme silliness and nosebleeds! REVIEW ! [Complete. Edited.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Orochimaru's Magical Shopping Adventure by Chibihisagi reviews
Orochimaru seems that he looks to normal. So he asks Kabuto. Kabuto answers and then Orochimaru gets an idea. THe idea of shopping! R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005
Dear Sir or Madam by Newly reviews
Tired of watching issues not quite address themselves, Iruka opens an anonymous advice column. As chuunins, his former students find love more troublesome than missions… A story told through letter correspondence. SakuSasuNaruHinaShikaInoNejiTenKakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004
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Sasuke and Sai get it On reviews
Oneshot awesomeness … Yaoi MxM Sasuke & Sai Sasuke wonders if Team 7 misses him now that he is a Missing Nin. Sai contemplates indescribable feelings...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
Train A Dolphin To Swim reviews
Iruka is the dolphin that must learn how to swim and Kakashi is the reluctant sensei. Akatsuki is a strip club! Itachi is good at giving advice, but things turn out odd sometimes... KakaIru. Updated!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,871 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Guy Talk 2 reviews
The Konoha boys including Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Lee etc and also Sai have got together on an extremely hot Summers day to play football...but not everyone gets along!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2008
Sasuke's Reason For Living! reviews
Sasuke was the avenger, but what if his goal died? Moving onto Plan B, with some help from Naruto and friends, Sasuke attempts to Revive the Uchiha Clan. SasuNaru?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,757 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Yah! Strip Poker! reviews
Kakashi, Gai, Genma and Gekkou got boobs from some Orochimaru jutsu! Iruka must help get the anti jutsu! Anko's not happy! Whee the next chapter is out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,416 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Iruka U.
Random Lil Tingz reviews
Just some funny lil tingz i whipped up. It's hilarious and I've made some more! Featuring Kakashi Iruka Kabuto Orochimaru Sasuke Itachi Kisame Shikamaru and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/10/2005
Tainted Pages Of Sakura reviews
Sakura's all depressed as usual over Sasuke. She cries, but that won't get her anywhere. Then something happens that leads on to the unveiling of secrets and lies. R&R! Next chap up: Running Away To Heaven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Sakura H.
Guy Talk Girl Talk Fusion reviews
Following Guy Talk and Girl Talk is this! Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Neji, Lee, Ino, Ten Ten, Shikamaru, Temari, Chouji, Kiba, Shino, Hinata and Gaara are hanging out in the forest. Chaos and stupidity. Demented crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Icha Icha Super Powered Jutsu reviews
Sasuke's always wanted to defeat Itachi, now with the help of Orochimaru...maybe even Kakashi sensei, he can! Iruka's mad, what about? Kabuto, Kisame are ivolved too! Crack fic ONE SHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Meow Purr reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have a converstaion about a conversation that Naruto and Iruka had. Something involving cats. Something moves this onto Kakashi and now Naruto and Sasuke want to know what's under the mask.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Magic Beneath The Mask reviews
The magic has been revealed! Iruka is now alone...or is he? This is the end of the beginning and Kakashi's in white! The final chapter, R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke's Pain reviews
Itachi and Kisame were finally defeated? Sasuke is seriously going crazy about the fact that Kakashi won't let him near him. But of course Akatsuki members are not that weak surely? Pain, deaths and angst...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi's World Spoken and Unfurled reviews
POV Yaoi story with lots of BAD lil words. Mainly about ItaKis and some manly bits...ooh...but as the story quickly moves on, KabOro and some others pop up too. Great story for those with immature and rudey senses of humour. Rated because it's naughty!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005
Girl Talk reviews
Guy Talk'...but with girls! The girls...the park...and an icecream van...oh yeah...and maybe some cheeky bits and pieces!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
Kakashi Iruka and This Beautiful Poem reviews
As the title says. Imagine a world where yaoi is made illegal...this is how the most loved couple react. It rhymes as well! Please read and reveiw.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
Bum Crack One Shots lol reviews
Moderntype One Shots. These stories are designed to make you laugh...money back guarantee... Inlcludes stories titled: KoTitSu, The Mens Room, Gaara's Parking Ticket, MoMo and Kotetsu, Kabuto's KIY, An Akatsuki Day Out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,509 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005
Itachi's Secret reviews
Very short,sweet and funny! Itachi is hearing things so decides to smack his head onto everything...ow... Kisame tears himself away from his boring little hobby and makes Itachi feel all better. ItachixKisame ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
Chouji Fasts reviews
ONE SHOT Ino Shikamaru hmmm... something funny going on... Chouji what? Wants to fast? IS looking for his dream girl, but oh no! Everything goes wrong! Totally hilarious stuff! R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Guy Talk reviews
The guys are all sitting in the park chatting 'bout girls...funny! Sasuke declares...what! A cool ONE SHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Ketchup On Your Hotdog reviews
Iruka goes to Kakashi's barbeque...Hilariously stupid. If you love this pairing, you'll love this fanfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
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