Everyone knew Jaune's dream of becoming a Huntsman was never going to happen. After meeting with Headmaster Ozpin, Jaune had proven his critics… right, unfortunately. At least he's a huge success now… as a gigolo. Guess Jaune's never gonna be a hero after all. No way he's gonna save lives, or change Remnant as we know it, just by being REALLY good at giving ladies orgasms, right?

Things go awry when a birthday wish made on a whim by a self-conscious Arturia miraculously comes true with some pretty "big" results... (Rated M to be on the safe side)

The echoes of the past shape the present. Months before the Fifth Holy Grail War, Rin learns that her father's killer might be far closer than she ever imagined. Shirou/Multi.

Shirou Emiya fixed a kettle. Now he's trapped in Gensokyo: land of magical duels, lazy shrine maidens, and witches who weaponize rainbows. Heroism here apparently involves more dodging and fewer swords than he's used to.

Sorcery is the forbidden magic, so powerful it can be called a divine miracle. When Shirou and Rin dabble with this forbidden art, they get far more than they bargained for. What are the chances of them surviving the Holy Grail War twice?

Jaune Arc was raised by his Grandfather, Aurelius Arc, who was completely supportive of the boy's dream of becoming a Hunter despite the fact that men rarely became Hunters. Aurelius Arc, though, had a secondary objective: to see his Grandson happy. Through whatever means were necessary. These lovely young women would be perfect for his Grandson!

A single meeting can change a life. But how was anyone to know that a Fateful Encounter on a cold winter night in Fuyuki City would have such far reaching consequences?

Kotomine Shirou, only son of an unholy priest, arrives at an unholy town for work.

After several years of traveling the world's battlefields, Enforcer Shirou Emiya finds himself in Shin Tokyo. Leave it to him to go on vacation and end up trapped in yet another battle royal between magical beings. Inspired by Gabriel Blessing's In Flight.

Shirou had always been an odd child. Chasing a past he couldn't have lived through, yearning for dreams he couldn't have had and missing people he couldn't have known — Kōsetsu Shirou struggles in vain to navigate a world where the supernatural is natural. Some mysteries, however, are beyond even the Devil's grasp; Truly, reincarnation is the greatest of punishments.

Shirou Emiya, aspiring hero of justice, has appeared in a new world. In a chance encounter with the Elven mage, Keyleth, they set out on an epic quest. Along the way, they face daunting challenges and forge powerful alliances while making dangerous enemies. With their unmatched skills and unwavering determination, they strive to carve their names into the annals of history!

In a world in which humanity never parted ways with the Gods and became the dominant species, an unexpected variable enters to disrupt its delicate order. After regaining his memories as the nameless hero King of Fakers, Emiya Shirou will have to teach this world why humans cannot be underestimated, and show them all what means to be a real hero.

Louise summons General Iroh, the Dragon of the West, as her familiar. Iroh has answered the call of a young girl searching for guidance. Louise quickly finds that her familiar is more than an old man who drinks tea and speaks in riddles. Will this spiritual uncle be able to help the Zero become something greater?

Shirou Emiya died in the final battle with Kirei Kotomine. A grieving Artoria Pendragon returned to her time with the scabbard after destroying the Holy Grail. Fortunately, being in the past allows her to make plans to go off the rails to resolve this tragedy... Strong Shirou x Artoria x Probable Harem in the distant future. Fate/Zero finished, now in Fate/Prototype era.

Dreams, the inner workings of one's mind. Where the subconscious resides and rules while we are asleep. However, one lone boy awakens the power to invade the dreams of others. Jaune Arc discovers his Semblance at last. If a Semblance is supposed to be an extension of one's soul, what does this mean to him? It's not like he's a license psychologist.

Rider's cherished bike can't be found. This causes her and Sakura to hunt down the culprit.

Come on. Look at the title. Look at the characters. You know what this is. And you know you've thought about it too.

Louise needed a Familiar that resembled her, so that she could prove herself to be a Mage. So what better way to represent herself, than a small being filled with the Void?

Saber is training Emiya Shirou in swordsmanship so that he's prepared to fight in the ongoing Holy Grail War. One day during training, they discover that Emiya performs particularly well when motivated by certain things...

Pyrrha is given a magic book by a shady stranger on the street, and decides to use the 'lovesick ritual' on her professor to make Jaune fall in love with her. (Un)Fortunately, she instead uses a rather different spell... Features Winter and Summer. Commissioned by SlothInSpace. Werewolf/knotting warning. Edited by LordDial.

It was Jaune's first day at Beacon when he met Ruby Rose and he immediately knew something was wrong. She knew things she shouldn't have, fought better than most adult Huntresses, and was weirdly clingy towards him after their first meeting. Meanwhile, Ruby found herself flung back to the past and vowed to herself that she'd fix everything this time. And get into Jaune's pants.

Down on her luck after her placement in initiation for Beacon got rejected for trashing Junior's Club Yang meets fellow blonde, Jaune Arc, another poor soul rejected. Wanting to avoid lectures from her dad for a whole year; Yang comes with an insanely brilliant plan. Become roommates with the blonde noodle and in return train him so he's Beacon ready!

Shirou Emiya's life is cut short, but fate isn't done with him yet, and he meets the Goddess Aqua, who sends him to another world. Armed only with his razor wits, magecraft, and sheer will, Shirou must do the impossible and defeat the Devil King. Ft Abridged Shirou.

An accident in the wash leads to Jaune's favorite shirt turning pink. No problem, he thought, a little variety never hurt anyone. Except everyone suddenly starts acting weird, especially Nora. She won't even look him in the eyes. What's going on, and why does everyone keep staring at his shirt? (It's cause Remnant has weird rules about colors)

Just when he was about to lose once again, he used a strategy that even someone as skilled and experienced as her couldn't anticipate.

As Blake struggles with insomnia and her complicated feelings for Jaune, she seeks solace in the warmth of his bed, only to find that the night has more in store for her than what she first anticipates. (CW: While this fic does NOT contain any sexually explicit material, it does explore mature themes of sensuality and desire. Thus, reader discretion is advised. OOC warning also).

Self-Insert Smut Fic: I wake up as a Hentai Monster that is picked up by one Shirou Emiya a bit after the death of his father. And so begins my mission to make his life a happy and lewd one. Pure Smut fic with lots of fetishes. Not for everyone

Link has returned to Hyrule after traveling through various lands in his search for Navi, fighting even more apocalyptic beings and gaining a greater arsenal than he has any right to. He has excellent timing, because a great tournament is beginning in Hyrule. Unknown to him, however, a new yet familiar threat approaches in his wake, and the drums of war begin to sound.

Shiro Emiya: Engineer, Colonist, and Survivor. Arturia Pendragon: Vanguard, Spacer, and War Hero. "It has been said that the Once and Future King would return when she was most needed. With the threat as large as the Reapers? Well, that would certainly qualify as such a time. And who better to accompany a sword than it's sheath?"

Ever since he was young, Jaune Arc dreamt of becoming a hero. It was a dream he was ready to risk his life for, and now even death won’t stop him. After unfortunately dying on his journey to Beacon, he fortunately found himself still in the world of the living, and now he had ghostly abilities to help him achieve his dream.

Attempts are made to summon one of the most consequential people in history, to limited success.

A trial of One's understanding, interest, and emotions. This was the trial the Golden Archer offered for Shirou, and a reward awaited him if he passed. With determination and confidence, he takes up the challenge. Not only for himself, but for her as well.

It was the calm before the storm. While waiting in Vacuo, following the events which had occurred in the Ever After, Jaune and Weiss had found love with one another. It didn't take long for Jaune to discover a very specific oddity about Weiss. One which he could use to his advantage when they were alone together. Cover art by nliast.

"Shirou wasn't as blind as his family seemed to assume sometimes. He knew there was a darkness in his parents' past. The tension in his father's shoulders whenever the doorbell rang unexpectedly gave it away, as did the hard look in his mother's eyes when her gaze strayed west, towards the mountain." Or, where those left behind by those they loved found solace in each other.

On the Day of Black Sun, Zuko's confrontation with his father has a lethal yet positive outcome. Now Firelord and essentially ruler of a war-torn world, he forges his own path and his own destiny. Luckily, and surprisingly, he has Azula on his side. Now if he can only keep her from killing everyone that disagrees with him, which is more of a challenge than the Avatar has ever been.

Sometimes you need a little help from your friends. Some friends are better help than others. And still other friends possess a certain set of skills which are perfect to help you out with your problem.

Louise summons a GLA command truck and a bumbling manservant with a sledgehammer.

Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.

[Crack] In which Ruby Rose attempts to take the fight to the Grimm in the only way that makes sense to her - by having her best friend produce lots of strong children with one of her other friends. M rating is probably pushing it.

Trapped in a fairy tale world and overwhelmed by their failures, all Weiss wanted was some sort of victory. Some sort of comfort. Seeing Jaune, and imagining all he must have gone through here in Ever After, she believed that he felt the same way as she did. There was only one way to find out, and Schnees never hesitated when it came to what they desired. Cover art by Lainart1.

Semblances can be tricky things, and Jaune's even more so. For, unknown to him, his has a certain effect on those with red hair. Now he's on a team with three red heads. Ruby, Pyrrha, and Nora. How will his semblance effect his relationship with them? Only time will tell. (INDEFINITE HIATUS)

On an impulsive dare, Weiss claims that the next person who walks through the door will be her soulmate. Who could it be! (Jaune x Weiss) Smut in later chapters. Commissioned by LordDial.

In this alternate universe: Everyone gets worms.

Jaune Arc wasn't the bravest knight in the kingdom. Yang Xiao Long wasn't the strongest dragon in the land. When the two met face to face in her lair each was terrified the other was about to kill them. How long could each keep up the facade of being strong? And how long would they be able to explain their continued meetings together with neither being able to finish off the other?

Sequel to Going Out with a Yang. Someday is today, and Jaune and Yang have decided to take the next step in their relationship.

A fun Ringerie romp.

While others might view her as stubborn and cynical, Blake considered herself to be an educated and realistic girl. As such when the topic of No Nut November came up, she reasonably believed that no man could fight his base desires if given the opportunity to indulge in them. Cover art by Bumblebee358.

A Knightfall Halloween special: With the Halloween dance just around the corner, and with his dating life being practically nonexistent, Jaune accidentally gets more than he was expecting while searching for other methods of getting a date.

[Crack] Jaune was a desperate man, with but one desire - to get a date to Beacon's Halloween dance before the weekend arrives. But when Weiss turns him down one time too many, what's a desperate man to do... aside from turn to the dark powers of the occult, that is. Unfortunately for Jaune, the demon he summons is anything but experienced when it comes to matters of the heart...

Bad weather, worse food, and simmering tensions in the RWBY campsite leaves Blake in a foul mood on a practice mission, only to arrive at the JNPR campsite and face the irresistible temptation of Jaune Arc... cooking fish. Can Blake stay true to her team, or will her love of the piscine make her a traitor twice over?

Dying trying to rescue his fellow students from a fire, Shirou ends up in another world with those that didn't make it. Given the abnormal class of 'Sword' he has to survive and find a way to help uncover the mysteries of this world. Problem is, he's a utility class, not a fighter. (Fate X World Strongest Rearguard)

Emiya Shirou wanted to be a hero. He had walked far to do it: fighting in a Holy Grail War; defeating his own self, inside and out, over his ideals; destroying a corrupted Grail; saving Fuyuki. But he did not truly destroy 'all evils of the world', and he is soon told that he should rejoice; for his wish will certainly be granted. If not in this world, then in another...

Blake gets a dare from Yang. Jaune is the one who ultimately suffers. Pyrrha doesn't really like it either.

Louise had always thought herself to be a weak mage, but she wasn't. She was more powerful than she could ever comprehend. Zelda recognized her potential as soon as they met, and knew she only needed someone wise enough to guide her. Zelda, meanwhile, only needed someone powerful enough to challenge her greatest foe.

Rias Gremory, desperately in need of a helping hand to save her future summons a legendary hero from human mythology. Some call him The Child Of Light. Others call him The Hound Of Chulainn. His teacher calls him a pain in the ass boy who doesn't have any manners and should stop calling her old. Everyone else knows him as the goodest of boys, Cu Chulainn.

One-shot. What do you do when it's raining and you're stuck? Wait for your knight in shining armor, of course. Arkos fluff.

Did Shirou have a clue what was going on? No. Not really. But that was nothing new. In fact, all of it seemed oddly familiar. Everything was the same, from the hole in his chest, to the black haired girl with a glow red object. Now he was involved in a war that previously had nothing to do with him, with the fate of the world hanging in the balance. So you know, same old same old.

"In wine truth," is an ancient saying. People are more likely to reveal their true feelings under the influence of wine. Of course, when Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Nikos went into their marriage gambit with sober heads. The only reason they had trouble remembering everything was Team SSSN brought the tequila.

The Valean upper class has many quaint, arguably charming, traditions, including the use of non-binding arranged marriages. They're always just a cute formality to signify friendship between families, of course. So just because Coco has an arranged marriage with Jaune shouldn't mean anything except... Coco says she intends to act on it. And now Pyrrha isn't sure what will happen.

Yang Xiao Long was many things. Fun, charismatic, beautiful, not to mention a kick-ass huntress. But the perfect girlfriend? She'd never given that one a go, until now. When Jaune is in need of a pretty girl to impress his sister, a bored Yang leaps at the chance to pretend for a day. She never would have expected to fall in love with his family. Or him. Cover art by Naomigumbs.

When Korra pulls a mysterious, scarred boy from the Tree of Time, she discovers that the Line of Sozin is not so easily extinguished. Nor do they react kindly when their country has been left to rot, but Zuko vows to fix that, even if it kills him.

When Haruhi goes overboard disciplining Mikuru for spilling tea, Kyon decides it's high time their Brigade Leader incur some discipline of her own.

Shirou Emiya had not been ready for the Clocktower. He lacked roughly seven years of the background required to do anything of value there, and the attempt to teach him was cutting into Rin's own research time. So Zelretch decided to send the boy away to another world to complete his 'magical primary school education'. Not like he has the power to say no.

Salem has plans, Cinder has plans, even the Brothers have plans. Taking a chance, the future is shown to Pyrrha in a vision. Pyrrha can't allow what she experienced to actually happen, so much death and destruction. So Pyrrha will change her, Jaune's and everyone's future to something better. Thankfully she will have help from Jaune, her friends and even someone higher up.

"What did you do to your hair?"

Shirou had always struggled to understand why only he had been saved, but he also wondered what made humans worthy of being saved at all? What was it about humans that made Kiritsugu want to become their Hero?

Of all the consequences of forging his transcripts, being kidnapped by Salem, Queen of the Grimm was not one Jaune Arc expected. Then again, she probably hadn't expected that the act might lead to her being "cured" of her Grimm affliction, either. Suddenly human and no longer in charge of her own Grimm, Salem will be damned if this idiot doesn't take responsibility.

Jaune's a Faunus in the only way that counts - and Nora is determined to make sure Team JNPR makes good use of it! Mild Inflation, Female!Ren, Weird Shit to follow! CRACK?

With her blouse open and hanging halfway down her arms, Yang cleared her throat, catching Jaune's attention, before wetting her lips. "Jaune… I need you t-to… m-milk me…!"

Another one of my bizarre Legend of Zelda crossovers. Set during FNAF2. Mike is doing his typical security guard things, until some weird kid sneaks into the pizzeria, plays some weird song to the marionette, and ends up with a weird mask. What's going on?

When Jaune is called in to receive an inheritance from a distant relative, he expects maybe a few heirlooms and maybe a bit of cash. He never imagined that he'd be given an entire mansion full of beautiful skimpily dressed maids at his beck and call. Now he must learn to become a proper master over his girls. be A harem fic that contains lemon, bdsm, spanking, etc.

He awoke in a strange land, remembering only pain and the ravenous desire to search for something lost to him, only to catch the eyes of a passing raven. She thought she had found a priceless weapon, an indispensable tool better than any she could have plundered, in the form of an amnesiac kid. What she received however, was something far more precious.

Aura. Magic Circuits. Two systems of power, one common point of origin. What happens when someone has both? Emiya Shirou is about to find out.

After Emiya gets mud on Rin's skirt, Rin drags him to the store to buy her a new one.

Ruby Rose knew the life of a Huntress spelled danger, and her desire to leave behind a legacy remained top priority. Lucky for her, she already had the perfect future-husband in mind. Too bad he remained stubborn. Jaune Arc was hard, but not stiff enough to resist her filthy girl charm. Sooner or later he would cave into her demands, or until she milked him dry. Whoever came first.

It was shameful. Degrading. The complete antithesis of the White Fang's beliefs. But Ilia couldn't help it. Her body craved it, her heart yearned for it, and her animal instincts commanded it: She wanted to be Jaune Arc's little Faunus fuck-pet. Now if only she could rid of that other, not-quite-Faunus chameleon who wanted the same thing... /OC is Neeko from League of Legends

In which Rin cannot rationally analyse the only thing that matters: Herself. One-shot, AU, character study.

Hello There Guy meets Hello Again Girl. This part used to say "That's literally it", but I went and blew it way out of proportions.

He found his path in the halls of law instead of the steel of swords, but the ache still eats him from inside. She lost her way, and now picks at its broken pieces in the hopes of reassembling herself. Perhaps they can find solace in each other. [A post HGW AU slowburn romance where Shirou missed the War, but not its impact on the lives of the people around him.]

Oneshot: How many times had they done this, Tatl wondered? Rewinding time, each time. Playing the music of the hours...

A hero more rust than man let loose in a galaxy of myriad grays, walking the familiar steps and seeking answers at the end of that long, winding road. (Editing ch26)

In which Courier Six winds up in Brockton Bay, and proceeds to do his thing, to the aggravation of many.

As Beacon burned, and Cinder stood triumphant at the top of the tower, a hero prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice to stop her. Then Jaune pushed Pyrrha into an empty rocket locker and sent her away while he took her place. As he lay dying, though, a silver light engulfed him. Then, he woke up in a world without Cinder. Unfortunately, there was still a very angry dragon.

Oneshot: The function of the Avatar was to maintain balance in the world. But this world...it wasn't Aang's. Its 'balance' was maintained by perpetual bloodshed. And the question remained whether this world even desired to be saved.

The members of the Loyalist Conspiracy consider the problem of Corvo. (Written for Press Start 2019.)

Female Ozpin. Cursed with reincarnation and being the Headmistress of Beacon Academy, Ozpina didn't have the time to seek out romance and relationships like normal people. What she did have, however, was millennia of experience in the pursuits of pleasure. Memories of an old flame were rekindled when Jaune Arc joined her school. It was time to act on them. Cover by Dishwasher1910.

An anonymous online list was discovered ranking the Beacon girls and transfer students from hottest to nottest. It was little surprise that Yang had been voted first. What hasn't been expected was for Weiss to rank dead last. Beauty was in the eye of the beholder, and sometimes looks weren't the only thing that were beheld.

It was one thing to fall in love with someone who already had someone perfect for them. It was another thing entirely to fall in love with that person as well. But isn't that just Velvet's luck that she's alone with Jaune and Pyrrha, but can't bear to let them know how she really feels? Indulgent smut.

Jaune, Nora, and Ren are bored at Atlas Academy and decide to summon Jinn in order to pass the time. After his teammates leave to get a little privacy together, and with all his friends seemingly hooking up around him, Jaune has just one question for the genie of the lamp. Luckily for him, Jinn has one more question left to give.

You'd give your last breath to keep the Mojave alive, and another one after that to reunite Veronica and Christine. You were not anticipating that this would turn out to be so literal. [A novella in four parts. Complete.]

Shirou was pretty sure trying to set up two of his most stubborn friends was a bad idea - no, scratch that, it was a disastrous idea. But the gleam in Mitsuzuri's eyes told him he was going to be doing it anyway. Besides, making people happy was like saving them, wasn't it? He would make this work, even if it took all summer to do it.

There are stories of intrigue. Of violence and victory, of blood and glory. These stories have traced the past of humanity, and will continue to do so. This is not such a story. This is just the love of two young people, who will continue to love each other to their Unlimited days after.

When Jaune Arc made a promise to himself before falling asleep on the night before Initiation to become the best Huntsman Remnant has ever seen or die a million times trying, he wasn't expecting for the Old Ones to take it as a slight against them. Upon awakening from the Hunters Dream, a changed Jaune faces the world with insight like no other before him. All Hail The King.

SMUT! THIS IS YOUR OFFICIAL SMUT WARNING! Two warriors stood across each other on the battlefield... Two warriors who refused to give up the prize they sought to the other... Two warriors who would do ANYTHING to win this prize of theirs... Two warriors who- "Neo? Weiss? Why uh... why are you two looking at me like that?" The warriors smirked. The time for battle had come.

Jaune Arc had a super duper Semblance that allowed him to reincarnate every time he died! After his fifty gajillionth death he decided not to stop Cinder's plans and instead focus on the only important thing in life. Scoring with hot huntresses. They said to make lemonade out of the lemons life gave you, but Jaune would prefer to just keep the lemons. Cover by Constable Paperbag.

Alexandria Hypatia was a woman of sound and rational mind. Or at least she had been. In any case, it didn't take long before she came to understand what was normal aboard the Dreadful Wale… and what was not. There was another presence onboard that ship. It smelled of black seas, and felt of being watched.

When Shirou destroyed the Grail, he wasn't expecting it to grant his wish anyways by turning into a rocket and spiriting him away. In a new world, filled with monsters called Grimm and superheroes called Huntsmen, he's finally able to pursue his dream to become a hero! Of course, Grail-kun isn't going to make it easy for him. Semi-serious Carnival Phantasm crossover!

With plenty of other fish in the sea, Jaune decided to explore a dating app in hopes of finding a little bit of romance while attending Beacon Academy. He never would have expected to match with a woman twice his age. He never would have expected one to fall for him either. Most of all, he never would have expected that it would be Ruby and Yang's mother... Cover art by ADSouto.

The fantasy ending of boy meets girl is so overrated. Sometimes the one you're meant for happened to be there all along. Shirou/Ayako — Emiyako Oneshot.

Gaia had, at last, slain Alaya but has yet to achieve victory. In its last cry to save humanity, Alaya spreads its dying embers all over the globe. Emiya Shirou is one such fragment, an incarnation to Alaya's expression of Blade. But as the fires of the Fourth War wash away this aspect of humanity, what remains of Shirou? (Contains some original lore, Predator!Shirou)

Jaune had given up on being a Huntsman long ago, and instead, he began thinking big. Bigger then anyone could possibly imagine. So as a result, he brings forth a revolutionary idea. One that can catapult Remnant into a new dawn of civilization...genetically engineered cat girls maybe included.

When Jaune's sister comes to visit, demanding that Jaune come back home to his responsibilities in the family vineyard, Pyrrha isn't going to let that pass without a fight. And yet, in a world of wine and family legacies, she comes to realize that maybe Jaune does have a calling outside Beacon. A cute Arkos three-parter for your Valentine's Day weekend.

Shirou Emiya saved Illya and the world. Unfortunately, the price was that he no longer is part of his world. Instead, he has to find a new way and reason to live in a different world. Maybe the inhabitant of that ominous black castle could help...

Mana. Command Seals. Catalysts. Shirou doesn't really understand any of that, but he does understand trust. Right now, that's what his Servant needs most. [Shirou x Tamamo Cat]

Artoria had been crushed upon learning from Gaia that her beloved had been tricked into another contract and would never see her in Avalon. But Artoria would not let her beloved get away so easily. Reborn as the twin sister of Louise, Artoria Guinevere De La Valliere would have her scabbard again. Nobody would deny her. Not even Alaya. One-shot! Shirou/Artoria

"So you walk eternally through the shadows, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again."

Yang had always thought of snooping through her teammates' diaries as part of her Big Sister's prerogative. What she found, however, set her on a quest to answer a question she never thought she'd ask: Just -how- many girls are into Jaune Arc?

Shirou Emiya ends up dragged along by his little sister Illya on a trip to the Mythic Chalice Casino, a casino where quite literally any bet can be made, and magic will enforce that it is held to. She really shouldn't be surprised that he ends up playing in a game to save a girl. Smut. AU.

Emiya Shirou had always been a faker. One who endlessly chased his ideals. Even stranded in another world, these facts won't change. However, he might just find that being a hero isn't just about shouldering everything on his own. And there is such a thing as faking a fake.

"Rip and Tear, until it is done." -Seraphim to Doom Slayer, damning all of Hell.

"At that exact moment, Taylor Hebert connected to a vast alien entity. In most universes, she gets the power to control insects, in some, she gets a slightly different power. In this universe, in some cosmic case of wrong telephone number, Taylor connected to the wrong vast alien entity. In this universe, for a few seconds, Taylor Hebert connected to the Tyranid Hive Mind."

Any miracle, even a small one, can change destiny. But will a small miracle be enough to change one who is already resigned to his fate?

Shirou has lived for many years as the Guardian of the Hidden Glade. But that may be about to change as he senses a disturbance in the woods, an invading party of humans. Fantasy AU. Smut.

It's the second year of Beacon, and Jaune Arc has been in love with Pyrrha since the Dance. After finally (finally!) working up the courage, he confesses his feelings to the Mistralian fighter. She reciprocates and suggests they "make up for lost time..." Contains filth. Wholesome filth, but filth all the same. (9/2/19 RE-UPLOADED WITH MINOR DIALOGUE CHANGES)

Half a decade after the grail war had passed and they've spent their days enjoying the peace. After everything they had faced, Sakura and Shirou had lived happily together. In the world of dreams however, Shirou would still often see the fire and sometimes the war. Recently however, his dreams would be plagued by a certain purple haired servant.

After returning from a whole weekend in Mistral going through paperwork and meetings with her sponsors, Jaune could say that he had never seen Pyrrha so tired before; after all, combat classes, Grimm attacks or even Nora's hyperactivity couldn't knock her down. So, after seeing her struggling to even keep her eyes open, Jaune decided to take the matter into his own hands.

General Grievous finds himself on Earth Bet circa 2006. Cut off from the Confederacy of Independant Systems, he will have to make do with nothing but his own ability, the tools he brought with him and whatever allies he can make.

Six years after the Holy grail war, Shirou has gotten sucked into an alternate universe, one which will give him a second chance to be a hero. But is being a hero the only thing he desires, or has his experience changed him? Fate Stay Night / Avengers (movie) crossover.

During a routine mission, Ruby Rose is exposed to a White Fang contaminant that irreversibly changes her. While most of the changes aren't a problem, the ones concerning her relationship with Jaune might be...

"My sister thinks we're dating and she was really excited about it and I panicked and didn't deny it!" "What?" "See? Isn't that funny?"

In which our Yandere heroine, one Blake Belladonna, picks out a target with many more mental problems than herself. In other words, she bites off more than she can hope to chew. A One-Shot for now

Faunus don't mature quite the same way humans do. Many develop more animal like traits throughout their lives, but not entirely without consequence. Blake finds herself in trouble when her sense of smell becomes hyper sensitive, and every aroma in the air is capable of bringing her to her knees. But salvation comes in the last form she ever expected: Jaune Arc.

What if Zelretch took an interest in the upcoming end of the world? One-Shot.

Jaune and Yang have been dating for a few weeks, but recently, she's been feeling kind of anxious due to the upcoming Vytal Tournament. Jaune's always nearby, though, to comfort her. [Shameless Smut, some subtle kinks] [despite the allusion to it, there is no verbal comforting - it just jumps right into smut right after some shipbuilding] WARNING: UNEDITED CHAPTERS

When the SOS Brigade celebrates its one year anniversary, five disparate strangers find they have blended into one close-knit family. A slice-of-life style story loaded with M-rated twists.

The Fifth Holy Grail War is over and Rin and Shiro have to figure out how to continue with their lives - preferably together, if they managed not to kill each other first. So Rin comes up with a plan to overcome the awkwardness between them. Will it work? Read to find out. One-shot, M-rated for a reason (sexual content). Enjoy!

One shot for the /r/RWBY Writing Prompt Wednesday free-for-all

Jaune plays with his kitty. Knightshade. Shameless Smut.

THE WORLD WILL TEACH THEM ABOUT MONSTERS SOON ENOUGH. LET THEM REMEMBER THERE'S ALWAYS THE POKER.

She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.

Following the events of Majora's Mask, Link reunites with Navi and Epona and continues his adventures through time, travelling from world to world, helping the innocent defeat evil. However, after a while he finds himself getting bored with the Hero routine and decides that after one final adventure he'll return to Hyrule and take a vacation. Too bad for him fate has other plans.

Ichigo and Orihime are finally together a few years after high school. Ichigo comes home earlier than expected after a few months of being apart. He surprises Orihime to say the least. Dark Ichigo makes a small appearance. Ichihime Lemon.

For some people traveling was a vacation. For Amber, it was her life. Always on the move, never able to settle down, life as the Fall Maiden was difficult and lonely. Still, it wasn't all bad. She got to see the world, experience new things, and you never knew what interesting things you could find on the side of the road.

No one should be alone on a night like this. Especially not a child.

Shirou once found a golden cup filled to the brim with purple sludge, so he did what any hero of justice would do; take it home and clean it. Afterwards, some funny coincidences happened. Rated T for cursing.

Blake never learned to stop eavesdropping on conversations. Even when she knew her curiosity would always get her in trouble. Blake really wished she never heard Ozpin say the name 'Jaune'. Blake-centric one shot.

To be monster is to be brutal, without mercy. To be infinitely worse than any who stand before you and to discard any scrap of hope for redemption in favour of slaughtering your foe. The Queen of the Grimm comes into possession of a strange artifact, and finds herself fascinated by the contents. After all, it's not every day you meet someone as monstrous as you.

Shigeo finds a note in Reigen's office telling him to not let anyone in the office, but two superstar psychic agents have personal business with Reigen and let themselves in.

The Arcs are a proud line of warriors. Jaune, however, inherited none of that talent. When his father takes him to a job fair to find a more suitable apprenticeship, no one picks him. No one, that is, save for a black robed figure who rides in on a pale horse. Turns out the legends got quite a lot wrong, and at least one god still calls Remnant home. [minor Discworld crossover]

Once again, it was here. Her heat. She could feel it in her body, growing more intense with every day that passed, but this year it wasn't like the others. This time, things were different. Her feelings were different. For the first time in her life, Blake had gone into heat while in love with someone else, and now both her body and her heart wanted only one thing: Jaune Arc.

A continuation of Birds of a Feather.

Though technically just a mistress, the ex-Servant Mordred gets an unusual and wonderful opportunity to become something more for her lover. mature/smut

As Rin begins her education as a member of the Mage's Association Shirou must face his greatest challenges yet as a janitor of the Clock Tower. The brownie of Homurahara will be faced with the dangers of British cafeteria food, card tricks, and a cult that keeps claiming he destroyed Atlantis.

The long-separated lovers who reunited in Avalon awaken to the prologue of mankind's destruction. Prompted by the sight of Fuyuki in flames, they set forth to fight together once more.

In which Daud: Buys a vineyard / Adopts a street kid / Finds peace with himself / And somehow ends up Royal Spymaster. Warnings: much angst, descriptions of violence, minor character death, strong language. Sequel of sorts to The Hollow Men.

YV has Bill pay him a visit, and Bill's polite enough. But a polite demon is still a demon. Warnings: a little swearing, Bill loves ignoring people's boundaries and being a creep.

Another weird idea I had while mulling over ideas for Taylor Varga which didn't quite fit in that story. Not exactly funny, it's rather more dark than I normally write. Sort of a horror story, mostly by implication. Only a short quick one-shot but it's not impossible I may revisit this one day. There's scope for more.

What if Shirou was distorted by the fire much more than in the original novel? What if he realised how similar he was to a blade and set out to find his purpose and wielder as one? This is a story of a man trying to become the best person he can, while struggling with having had his personality wiped and replaced by a blade-filled inner world at the age of five. COMPLETE.

A young woman from the Worm universe triggers with the power to summon Dwarves from a saved Dwarf Fortress game. She finds herself pitted against the S9, a group of superpowered murderhobos who really are as dangerous and sick as the stories say they are. Can Overseer Shayla survive the siege and preserve her fortress from these invaders?

Technically speaking, it all lasted only three days but that short journey forever changed Tatl's life. **1sentence**

In which supernatural assassins trump dark wizards, stopping time is a terribly useful talent to have, and Daud is Not Amused.

She sat alone, and Jaune knew he couldn't just pretend nothing was wrong. If Pyrrha had helped him without thinking twice, it was up to him to return the favor and be there for her. He sat down beside her and asked if there was anything he could do, and in doing so eased her worries. That was when everything changed. This is his second chance. And he will be sure to not waste it.

Tetra and Zelda. Over the years Link and learned to deal with them both. The differences between them were clear, but there was one thing they certainly had in common: Link was absolutely irresistible to them.

"You should think of this as an opportunity to learn about a completely different method of applied thaumaturgy," Zelretch explained. He then sighed and lamented, "For shame, to be cursed with such an ungrateful apprentice..."

Love. It's a fickle thing. At least that was what Blake Belladonna thought. She knew a lot about it, sure, both from past relationships and books, but many thins still eluded her. For example; could love really transcend flesh? Go beyond the grave? Well, since she was dead and had nothing better to do, Blake figured she might as well find out. Co-written with Lonely.

The other side of a ghost playthrough.

Spandex isn't for everyone. (i.e., I am so immature, you guys. SO immature.)

It's Illya's birthday. Shenanigans ensue.

Louise summons a heroic wolf

The Gerudo were punished for their arrogance, and a young girl was left to pick up the pieces. Now, decades later, that young girl has grown old. She is on her deathbed when she gets an unexpected visitor. "You've grown old." "And you haven't. I find that unfair."

An Alternian Troll interrupts one of Zim and Dib's battles. Oneshot, ZADR (if kismessitude counts as romance). Please ignore any errors you find. I wrote this for fun, so I didn't put much thought into it.

After the Hero wins the fair fight, the tale ends. The scholars never tell what happens afterwards. For Link, the years have been rough, rugged and lonely. A chance encounter with an older Lana might be another chance to start things over.

Post MM: Link, finished with his deeds in Termina, continues his search for Navi. Feeling exhausted from his perpetual string of quests he resolves to find his friend and bail out on responsibility for a while. And, predictably, that's when Zelda shows up

Months ago, he faced them. Night after night he managed to walk away. Now, one last time, Jaune Arc must walk through the doors at Freddy's before they close forever. At least he's not alone this time.

Shirou is alone, sealed in a dark room, his circuits surgically removed for study. He has always been a failure as a magus, and this is the worst case scenario, but his captors missed one detail, and Shirou isn't one to give up.

The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.

There's something really odd going on here. If this is an act, could someone please lend me the script? And who's this Kyon guy, anyway? Rewrite.

She knew him as the Lord Protector, an unwavering source of strength, security and comfort that had been present all her life. She knew him as a steadfast friend, one who had chased away her fears for as long as she could remember and filled her days with sunlight and laughter. But now, she looks at him and for the first time, sees what others see. One-shot.

(One-Shot Story) I made a single wish...it wasn't something grand like ruling the world or being a hero...it was a simple wish...I wished to see her smile again. My body died but my soul remained and I fell through the cracks. Now here I am searching for the road home just to see her smile . In the end her smile was all that matters...

She begged for a beautiful, sacred and strong familiar. She never expected how sacred a certain white wolf could be.

Just before setting out for Virmire, Hackett diverts Shepard back to Eden Prime, where an intact human corpse has been found buried beneath where the beacon was. Upon retrieval, the corpse wakes up. What effect will an undying man and his pet skull have on the battle against the Reapers?

The heroes weren't supposed to remember. They never remembered. But this one did. He remembers it all and now he just needs to know why... [One-Shot]

Even if everything in your life is someone else's toy, there is one thing you still control.

"I know all the stories," the Outsider says softly. "I know all the beginnings, and all the endings. But it's the telling of them that changes, and Samuel knows far more than he thinks he does." [Gen. Mythology, violence.]

In the battlefields of the 41st Millennium there is only Death, And boy, is he pissed off.

The teachers at Harry's school had taught him that a book was a gateway into another world; he never thought that it worked the other way round. But when an other-worldly book is literally dropped in front of him, he begins to learn that everything he was ever taught was wrong. Magic did exist. And so did a Wizzard named Rincewind.

A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!

It may be true that Raz is technically a psychonaut, but he still needs some more experience under his belt which was why Sasha brought him in to help with a brilliant Scientist's son: one Dib Membrane. There are no such things as aliens. Right?

Forces few can fathom are gathering and there is no telling on which side Link and associates will end up. Who is good and who is evil?

Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.

While at a party, Finn mysteriously vanishes and the land of Ooo is thrown into chaos and disarray for six years. What will become of the land and the hero it needs? Witness the rise of a legend in the land of Ooo!

Shirou Emiyeah is on a mission to buy the perfect gift for Taiga. Wacky hijinks ensue. Rated M for an unorthodox use of a very large purple dildo.

During the events of the Holy Grail War, Shirou takes momentary pauses to visit Ayako Mitsuzuri post-bloodfort. Yet every time he visits, he has changed more and more...

Jesus is summoned into the grail war, and a certain believer is forgiven for the sin of being born.

Nobody knew what happened for sure. The township remembered the storm that had raged through their countryside. He remembered the divine wind of their savior. Contest entry for the Beast's Lair fanfiction competition.

Professor Daniel was a strange man.

"I swear Finn, you're never gonna grow up." Jake would laugh, and then dog-pile Finn to give him a wet-willie. And as Finn catches Jake in a headlock, he replies the same way he always does. "Growin' up is for suckers!"

A crack fic that demanded it be written suddenly. To summarize Kyon's explanation of his experiences, let me quote him: "What the hell just happened here?"

An exploration of how things might have gone if who was oblivious - and how - were changed ... just a little bit. Experimental.

Ayako wants to challenge Shirou to a final archery match, but...

Our protagonist goes for a drive in Nevada. On his journey, he'll discover more than just lots of sand and bad puns - he'll discover the wonderful world of Nasu sex scenes and monologues.

All of Coach Oleander's hard work meant nothing. Or did it? In the end, maybe that pamphlet wound up doing some good after all. A one-shot focusing on Oleander and Raz. No pairings.

Just a small class reunion for Fuyuki High alumni... that just happens to take place during the Fifth Holy Grail War.

*COMPLETE* Its been 5 years and Zim is still trying to take over earth, but his plans may be halted by an old friend who shows up for a "visit." And whats this about an irken civil war! ZATR in later chapters. last ch is up . Disclaimer,I do not own IZ

The Peanuts crowd in high school. While some things change a lot, one thing won't: Charlie Brown is still a lovable loser.

But not really. Having all the power in the world might sound interesting for some people, but whether it's in Haruhi's hands or his own, it proves to be more trouble than it's worth for Kyon.

Rock Lee wonders what it's like to stand on the edge of Death's precipice. Tonight, he's going to find out.