Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Inuyasha, and Outsiders.
HIYA! Hello! My name is Jess! I'm 12 and am a fangirl! WOOT WOOT!
Anywho, these are my fave fan-couplings:
-Sonic The hedgehog-
Sonic/Mina or SonMina (Hence my name! Hehe!)
Shadow/Tikal (Good and Bad, duh! and it's cute!)
Draco/Ginny (If you like this coupling, check out 'The coolest and weirdest year at Hogwarts', my first fic!)
Harry/Hermione (For you, Cece!)
"ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY POWERS OF...CHEESE!"- me
"You've got two legs and a heart beat, what's stopping you?"- Inuyasha
"I DIDN"T DO IT!"- me
"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr(goes on forever)rrrrrrrrrrrr..."- me
"MAGIC SCARF!"- Oki, Yuki
"ALL HAIL SESSHOMARU! MASTER OF TEH FLUFF!"- me and Yuki
"BANANAS!"- Su, Love Hina
"I love you ED!"- Me to Edward Elric in my crazy little mind
"I love you Marik!"- Me to Marik Ishtar in my warped litle mind
"You need a life, Jess." Chris
"ANIME!" Me, Dan, and Aaron
"Sorry Haru, ain't gonna happen, me and Shadow, we're a pair. And you...Well...Your an idiot." Kory to Haru
"No, it's work Jackie, and I'm no longer up to that challenge."- Rosanne, Rosanne
"CANDY CANE CANDY CANE CANDY CANE!"- me
"Look! It's Rudolph the Retarded Reindeer!"- me to my candycane reindeer
"It's Jazzy Pizzazzy!" That wierd lady from that ranch sauce commercial
"MARIK! SESSHY! INU! ALL HOT ANIME GUYS! I AM NOT WORTHY!"- me
"Mama, I think it's Dakota's time of the year!" - me to my mom about my guy dog trying to get 'jiggy with it' to my girl dog
"OMG! YUKI RAPED SESSHOUMARU!"- Momo
"You cheated on Inuyasha with Tokyo, so he cheated on you with San Francisco!" -Yuki to Oki
"I swear to God I don't know you people." -me to the two boys at my table in art class.
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YUKI! YOU KILLED ROY!"- me to Yuki when she spilled snapple on my Roy key-chain
"We come from the place where nuts are free!"- Me and Yuki (mental instutuion)
"THE SESSHY FLUFF WENT ON A CRASH DIET!"- Me talking about my white magic scarf.
"h h SMILEY FACE!"- Me.You wouldn't understand anyway...
"CUP + CAKE = ICECREAM!" Me and Ty
"BROWN + RED = BREAD!" Me and Ty
"I'M A MANIC! I'M AN IDIOT! I'M A MANIACAL IDIOT! WHOOT!" -me
"Giggety whoot"- Aaron
"No shit sherlock"- me and Jonny
"Oi gawt a fishy!" (Translated 'I got a fishy!') -me
1.Will Grimm- Nice young chap you got there.
Village guy- He is my daughter.
Will Grimm- And a fine wife he'll make some lucky man!
2. (coming soon!)
Talks between me and my friends
1. "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YUKI! YOU KILLED ROY!"- me
"Can you get me some ketchup?"- Yuki
"YUKI! YOU JUST KILLED ROY AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS FRICKEN' KETCHUP?"- me
2. "h h SMILEY FACE!"- me
"JESS YOU MORON! IT'S JAPANESE WRITING! THEY'RE NOT h'S!- Oki
3. "OMG! I FORGOT HOT TO COUNT! I SAID 2+2+3 EQUALS FIVE!" -me
"OH NO! Then whats 2+2+6?" - Tyler
(I actually did that in math class. My math teacher got really mad!)
4." I'm not big on the rough kind, Yuki. I like it soft and smooth. Have you ever tried the glow in the dark, spicy cherry kind? Kyo tells me it rocks his world!" -me
"Sorry Jess, You can't convert me. I'll always be a fan of the sour lemon kind. But Kakashi Tells me he just LOVES it when we use the kind with spikes." -Yuki
"YOU BITCH!" - Oki
THOU SHANT GUESS WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT!
"I love you, you love me! I am screwing KAKASHI!" -Oki
AND DUO TIME!
"With a great big moan and a fuck from me to you! Won't you say you'll screw me too!" -Me and Yuki
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I DONT HEAR YOU!" -Momo and Tori
6. WHY OKI HATES ME AND YUKI
"OKI AND KAKASHI SITTIN' IN A TREE!
FIRST COMES REGULAR!
THEN COMES OKI MASTURBATIN' WITH SALAMI!" -Me and Yuki
7. "Yuki, wahat's a handjob?"- Tori
-SPITS OUT SNAPPLE- me and Oki
8. "I think they spiked the snapple today" -Oki
"Yup" -Me and Yuki
9. -Oki sees spider on wall- "OHHHMYYYGAAAAWWWD!"
-Dundun. Dundun. Dundundundundundundundudundun!-
"YUKI TURN OFF THE JAWS THEME MUSIC!"- Oki
10. -Me and Yuki latch arms and start singing and skipping
"ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP! MONKEYS AND RABBITS LOOP-DA-LOOP!"
11. -Me and Yuki latch arms and start singing and skipping-
"ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP!"- Me and Yuki
"OKI MOVE YOUR FAT ASS SO WE COULD GET THROUGH!"- Me
(Note; Oki was conveniantly in front of us when I thought of that!)
12. -Goes up to Yuki and Oki- "Hey-hey! Watch this, watch this." -pulls out $50 dollar bill- "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" -Me
"WAAAHHHH GIVE IT BACK!" -Me
13. -Gives Yuki bag of peanuts- -ME
-Takes out peanut- "Hey OKI!" -Yuki
"WHAT!" - Oki
-Puts peanut in her mouth and sucks it- "I'm sucking Kakashi's nuts!" -Yuki
14. "PSSSST! DAN!" -Me during Social Studies
-Sniffs permanent marker- "Wanna sniff?" - Me
"Sure!" _sniffs permanent marker- "AHHHH!" -Dan.
-Gets marker back- "PSSSSST! TY!"
"Sniffs marker again- "Wanna sniff?" - Me
15. "I DID THE MONKEY!" -me
"NOT THAT WAY YOU PERVERT! THE DANCE! THE DANCE!" -Me
16. "Hey you, you're a Jackass." -Me to this kid named Steven
"YOU DOUCHEBAG!" -Christene to the Steven kid. (He probably didn't hear her.)
-seconds later again! lawls-
"Hey you!" -runs to catch up with Steven kid- "Christene say you're a douchebag, you asshole!" -me
(He was giving my friend Christene a hard time, so she told me to curse off at him. Damn did I have an awesome time cursing off at that kid! He thinks he's soooooooooo cool just because almost every girl in school likes him! But not me! I'm a rebel! You should have heard the guys aroung him go "ooooooooooooooooh!" and "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" because I had dared to call him, mr. ladies man with the cool hair, a Jackass! HA! and all during gym! them teachers are blind at school! And now I'm rambling...)
WHOOT! JESSI IS ALIVE AND BRINGS AN UPDATE! AND A NEW STORY!
See, the eighth graders in my school have to read this book called the Outsiders, yeah? Well the first thing I noticed while reading the book was all the touching between Johnny and Ponyboy! And I qoute, "I put my arm around his shoulders to warm him up" and many other things!q! Lolz. And Yuki is a large fan of the Soda/Darry/Pony threesome and Pony/Darry and Pony/Soda. I don't mind those so much tho! In fact: YUM!
So, I've been reading carious Johnny/Ponyboy fics, and wanted to write one myself. It's somewhat expilcit, but not finished yet. It'll have about 3 or so chapters IF I get reviews COUGH REVIEW COUGH Ahem. Yes.
AND ON FOR SOME NEW QUOTIES!
1. Yuki: runs of with Oki's Princess Mononoke bag BUAHAHA!
2. Me: Stuffs a pixie-stick up nose and sniffs AHHHH! OH GOD! AHHH! MY NOSE! IT'S STUCK! STUCK IN MY NOSE! I CAN TASTE IT WHEN I SNIFF!
Alora: Sighs and shakes head What a waste os perfectly good Pixie stick...
3. Me and Alora: We take full responsibility...THAT GAARA DID IT!
4. Me and Alora at same time(Not planned!): It's a bird! points right It's a plane! Points left It's the mOOOoOn! points more left It's...MORE BIRDS!points down left
5. Lady doing my haircut: I'm bringin' SWEATY BACK!"
Me: BUAHAHA! THA's FooNEh!
6. Me: Dim and Zib forever!
Alora: Wtf? Dim and Zib?
Me: Erm, I meant to say...
Alora: Yeah. I know. -_-"
Me: Their Dib and Zim's children!
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