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Author has written 6 stories for X-Men: The Movie, and Pirates of the Caribbean.


-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

It's me, Halleyjo. Who am I, you might ask? I am a walking oxymoron. I strongly believe in God, but I also think stem cell research, gay marriage, and abortion should be legal. I read Seventeen religiously, but can often be found in the comic section of Borders, catching up on the X-Men. I've always had trouble connecting with people, but have a copious amount of friends. I love my family more than anything else, but at times feel like we're from different countries. I love the USA, but not the president. Who am I? I'm your average teenager.

Welcome to the twenty-first century, love.

A few things about me:

As you can probably tell from the quote at the top, I'm a Harry Potter nerd. A big one. Actually, I'm a nerd in general...but still. I'm also a completely hopeless romantic, something else you may have gleaned from that particular sentence. It's caused problems in the past. And present.

I despise most things about Disney Channel. High School Musical is one of them. Who else feels that Miley Cirus' voice sounds like a dove caught in a garbage disposal?

When I get writer's block...I get it bad.

And now for some semblence of a regular profile.

I'm fifteen and in high school. I heart Hot Topic gloves with a passion. I straighten my hair when I have the time. I love my dog more than most people love their pets (how many people can say they've accidentally changed a puppy's name to "Pretty?"). I'm a grammar and spelling fanatic. I play the oboe and sing.

I used to be overweight, but thanks to the miracle of exercise and fruit, I'm now a bit less than average. However, people seem to believe that it's not possible to lose a double digit unit of weight without starving yourself or throwing up your food. I've done it the healthy way, I'm really happy now, I have more energy than ever, and there are visible muscles on my arms now. Actual muscles! I'm not a stick, and I'm not anorexic, folks. Yay.

I can't dance. At all. I can sing, just not as well as I would like to. This year, I've been improving my writing due to a new English teacher, who I think has encouraged me a lot. I'm also working on acting, which I'm thinking about doing professionally. Either that or writing. Maybe both. Or actually, I might become a forensic scientist. Yeah, either a writer, actress, or forensic scientist. I've totally got my life planned out.

Personality-wise, I'm not really sure what I can say. Remember a few paragraphs ago, when I mentioned that I'm a walking contradiction? That applies here as well. One instant I'm shy, the next I'm shaking your hand and asking you where you got your shirt. One minute I'm studious, the next I'm slacking off and writing in my journal while the teacher talks. I think the reason why my personality changes so much is because I like to act, and constantly imagine roles for me to play. If you read anything by David Sedaris, you'll know what I mean when he talks about his sister Amy Sedaris.

For anyone who wants to know what I look like, I have light brown hair that goes just past my shoulders, a scar on my shoulder from a surgery, and green eyes.


Here's some of my notes and thoughts on fanfiction:

My stories (in order they should be read):

Star from the Start

(still being written; it's a prequel to my other stories)

A Song for Someone Special

A Small Problem

The Visiting Writers can be read at any point.

I've also adopted a Pirates of the Carribean story from TEH AMAZING Jinxeh, called Hindsight.

If people review my stories, I always reply back. I've just gotten into the habit of that, but I stick by it now. It's seems a bit impolite to not do so.

Also - I take writing very seriously. If I click on a story, I scrutinize it. If you have bad grammar and spelling, I'll tell you. If you have a blatant Mary-Sue, I'll tell you. If your writing is so full of errors and choppiness that it's beyond coherent...well, if I can't read it, then I won't be able to review it, now can I?

Yes, I'm a critical reviewer. But by no means am I a flamer. I review because every author needs feedback. If you can't take criticism...you might have a problem there. I only do it because I love you all so much. : )


And now back to my profile.

Favorite Books: The Cider House Rules, Princess Diaries, The House of the Scorpion, Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn, Tuck Everlasting, The Kite Runner, Bound, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Romeo and Juliet, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Lolita, David Copperfield, The Bell Jar, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Tithe, Valiant, Pirates!, Fairest, The Sea of Trolls, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Good Omens, Fairest, The Gospel According to Larry, Twisted, Impulse, Burned, The Book Thief, The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, Uglies, Twilight, The Vision, Paradise Lost, Marvel 1602, From Hell, I am the Messenger, Origin, V for Vendetta, Watchmen, The Invention of Hugo Cabret

Favorite Movies: X2, X-Men, Finding Nemo, My Cousin Vinny, Airplane, Miss Congeniality, Pirates of the Carribean, Get Over It, The Misfits, Legally Blonde, Fargo ("Oh yah."), Someone Like You, Moulin Rouge, Dreamgirls, The Battle of Algiers, High Fidelity, The Sixth Sense, Muppet Treasure Island, The Nightmare Before Christmas, School of Rock, Marie Antoinette

Favorite TV Shows: Seinfeld, the Simpsons, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, Drew Carey, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sex and the City (who'da thunk it!), South Park, Roseanne, Scrubs, Angel, Yes Dear, Still Standing, That 70's Show, How I Met Your Mother

Favorite Bands/Singers: Gwen Stefani, No Doubt, Evanescence, Ciara, Alanis Morrisette, Seal, Black Eyed Peas, Pat Benatar, Pussycat Dolls (I should implode from admitting that, shouldn't I? Err...), Wicked, RENT, Green Day, Keane, AC/DC, Nirvana, Rolling Stones, Christina Aguilera, Three Days Grace, Eminem, My Chemical Romance, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Van Halen, Hairspray

I guess you can tell by my favorite things that my tastes are extremely varied. That's because I'm a libra, and I need something of everything to be balanced. Yada yada yada...Hi. I like to quote Seinfeld. Please don't judge me.

Also, my homepage is a website created by my friend Amarandh's genius brother. You should check it out; it's pretty cool.

And I will leave you with this final query presented by my brother: "How come dogs don't like it when you blow on their faces, but whenever they get in a car they stick their heads out of the windows?"

Bye bye for now!

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Talkin' Bout The Blue Angel by J. Tyler reviews
1955, and a young Mystique is using her powers to make it in Hollywood. Magneto is in South America hunting Nazis. Premovies. How do they meet? Read and find out.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,385 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Raven/Mystique, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Unexpected Revelations by Prexistence reviews
Out of all the challenges the XMen had faced, nothing could have prepared them for the darkness that loomed on the horizon and not all will survive. Romy, Jott, Jonda, LornaBobby, others listed inside.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,787 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Gambit, Rogue
Eye of the Beholder by theshadowcat reviews
Sometimes beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Set after X3 w spoilers galore. Please Read & Review. BeastOC Please note new rating.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 263,409 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Hank/Beast - Complete
It was just a few drinks by MuffledSnickers reviews
Rogue finds herself caught up in a vengeful scheme as she's kidnapped. On the journey, enemies become friends as the mutants, together, are thrown into a chaotic situation that nobody could have predicted. JohnPietroRemyRogueWanda centric, and other XMen
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,176 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Rogue
Mental— unstable by Shostakovich reviews
Jean Grey and Professor X aren't the only psychics around.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Pyro, Erik L./Magneto
Until Death Do Us Part by Blue Frodo reviews
Picks up Nightcrawler's story where Even Angels have Scars ends. Kurt finds himself faced with decisions regarding his family, his foster family, and his extended circus family. The choices he makes will impact his and their entire lives.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,672 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Nightcrawler
Small Steps, Great Leaps by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
A series of episodes tracing the events of Nightcrawler's life from his rescue as an infant to the night he joined the XMen. COMPLETE STORY! Please Review!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,064 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Charles X./Professor X, Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
Oh Say, Can You See? by Skybright Daye reviews
Wolverine goes looking for a missing student on Independence Day. Short, fluffy fic.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Uncle Greg by Mother Nature's Daughter reviews
Gregory House is a lot of things: arrogant, sarcastic, rude, brilliant. The one thing he is not, however, is a babysitter to his young niece. Oh, the havoc and chaos that can ensue with a seven year old in the hospital...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,901 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Five Things You Don't Ask a Wolverine by insertsnarkhere reviews
Five things that you never ever ever ask a Wolverine.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
If You Want to Go by Mother Nature's Daughter reviews
Elizabeth's married to the man she loves, but she longs to be at sea. Will sees that his wife's heart is split in two, and 'sets her free'...But whoever said Elizabeth wanted to leave Will? Willabeth. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Petty Pace by Nelras reviews
It's as easy as breathing.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Fire and Brimstone by Rosebleed reviews
He represents this dangerous fire but she loves him for it, even though she’s not supposed to.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Rogue, Pyro - Complete
Natural Selection by Musamea reviews
It's not always a gift. Character sketches during the museum visit in X2. Ensemble cast.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Weary by arliddian reviews
A chance meeting with John makes Kitty wonder about the world she's trying to save. Kyro oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2006 - [Pyro, Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat] - Complete
An XMen Parody by RyroIsLuv reviews
This is a parody of Shakespeare with XMen characters. It's better than it sounds, I promise.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Pyro, Rogue
A Train Journey by Celtic Spacey reviews
On the journey to Xavier’s mansion, Kurt considers his mutation, and realises that maybe being a mutant isn’t all that bad. Oneshot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Poison to the Eye by Sketty24 reviews
Mystique began her life as any normal child, but her triggered mutation changed it all. After four years of hell, she is taken in by Xavier. But after devious trickery within the mansion, who can give her hope once more, and change Raven into Mystique?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 91,648 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Raven/Mystique, Erik L./Magneto
The Mommy by JuJuBe111 reviews
Sequel to The Daddy! Doria's back in the killing business. Also, someone's expecting a bundle of joy soon. I'm not tellin' you guys nothin' else about it! Rated T for language and obvioius mentionings of babymaking. New name: the laws of transitivity
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Toad
My Immortal by blairwitch reviews
3 of 3 in my song trilogy oneshot she's all alone now so what will she do? warning SUICIDE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Rogue - Complete
Haunted by blairwitch reviews
This is the prequel to Bring Me To Life its a songfic oneshot part 2of 3 what can she do? will she ever be free of them? warning attempted suicide!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Rogue - Complete
The River by JuJuBe111 reviews
Mort's suicide attempt is foiled by a little old Asian man who takes him on as an assistant at his dojo. Better than it sounds. Rated T for language. You know me, I'm worse than a sailor! New name: the laws of transitivity
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,543 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Toad
Bring Me To Life by blairwitch reviews
songfic oneshot what happens if she loses control and starts to fall into madness? Will he save her? part 1 of 3
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Rogue - Complete
Even Angels have Scars by Blue Frodo reviews
A rehistory of Kurt Wagner that focuses on his life as a circus performer in Europe and is a blending of both the movieverse and comic verse. This story gives an entirely different perspective on where his scars came from and why. COMPLETE.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 149,291 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Nightcrawler, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Beginning of Wisdom by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Ororo and Kurt finally realize that they may be on the same page. When they take the first steps to form a relationship, will Kurt start something he can't finish?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Storm, Nightcrawler - Complete
Prayer of St Francis by Yamchas Big Pants reviews
KO After X2, Ororo struggles to unravel the mystery surrounding the Incredible Nightcrawler His head rolled with her gesture, savouring the feel of her flesh to his.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,924 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Nightcrawler, Storm
X2 Parody: What really happened by Phoenix-torn reviews
I was watching X2 and decided I had to parody it. I really do love the movie but sometime you just have to laugh.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004
Introspection by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Over several weeks, Ororo Munroe finds true love in a beautiful blue package. Kurt has more than just a charming manner though; he harbors a traumatic past. Will Ororo's love overcome her fears or is there really no such thing as love at first sight?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,409 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 10/22/2003 - Storm - Complete
X2 the Parody by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Chapter Three Added - now bordering on libel ...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2003 - Published: 5/5/2003
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Star from the Start reviews
She was never remarkable or extraordinary…with time and maturity, she’d come to realize she was simply eccentric. But perhaps being different isn't always such a terrible thing when one knows those who are just as strange…
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,254 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006
Hindsight reviews
Grudgingly, Jack raised the little girl, but all the while he could think only of ways to be rid of her. He tolerated her, but he did not care for her. He watched out for her, but he did not love her. Hopefully a different 'Jack has a daughter' plot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,465 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007
Retrospect reviews
After an exhausting trip to the movies with the students, Storm, Logan, and Kurt pause to think about the teenagers in their charge. 'Funny, isn't it? How these young, immature, obnoxious kids have us totally beat.' Oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2007
A Small Problem reviews
There have been some unwanted visitors at the Institute recently. To get rid of them, it will take two sixpacks, several freaked out students, and a somewhat irritated Logan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
The Visiting Writers reviews
Xavier is asked to tour fanfiction authors around the mansion, to observe which clichés to avoid when writing about the XMen. Not intended to offend anyone.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/17/2006
A Song for Someone Special reviews
No matter how hard you try to hide something dreadful, it only takes one person, one event, one memory to bring it out into the open.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,383 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Complete
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