Dance of the Crazed
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Joined 08-21-05, id: 882501, Profile Updated: 11-14-12
Author has written 18 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Pokémon, Monster Rancher series/モンスターファーム, .hack/SIGN, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy X-overs, Sonic the Hedgehog, Final Fantasy XII, Rocky Horror, Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd, and Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Reviving my account. lol

Hi!

It's been sooo long since I've logged onto this site (over 3 years.) I've been busy with work, school, and my own original stories. So, I don't know if I'll be updating anything anytime soon (or ever) since I've been away for so long.

If I make any more fanfic, it'll probably be drabbles or one shots.

THANK YOU TO ALL THE FAVES, REVIEWS, AND FOLLOWS OVER THE YEARS! :D

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The Life and Times of Riff Raff and Magenta by Blood-Sucker-1428 reviews
Don't like the title, couldn't think of one. This is the story of Riff Raff and Magenta from when they were 10 and 7 to just before Rocky Horror. R & R.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,145 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Riff Raff, Magenta
When It's Over by that dark-haired girl reviews
Or, Five Things Dwight, Angela, and Andy Do After the Duel. Spoilers through Episode 5x11 - "The Duel".
Office - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Dwight S., Angela M. - Complete
Stars Through the Roof Slats by JAMonMyToast reviews
“And there has to be a barn. That’s old enough you can see the stars through the roof-slats when you lay on your back. And antique tools to look at when you roll over.” Angela wonders if she will ever forget the stars. One-shot based on that quote.
Office - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
The Costumes by Bears Eat Beets reviews
It's Halloween. Jim and Pam are in a competition. Angela's in the middle of an awful day. Dwight's in a skirt. Rated T because I'm too old to rate it otherwise. Now complete.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
What's your Number? by Cathedra1 reviews
Kuhn has finally made it to 999 phone numbers and is about to make Pi his 1000th. Too bad it was a lot easier to do in his head. Rated for some swears and Kuhn being a pervert. Chapter 8 up.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,714 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007
The Other Side of the Playground by madamsnape78 reviews
Spoilers to Deathly Hallows. What happens to Snape after we see him last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Drowning Lessons by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
[SPOILERS. I’M SERIOUS. I’M REALLY SERIOUS.] It amazes you that you couldn’t even hear your own heart break. SnapeLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Draco's Butt by Zombie Zalbag reviews
Harry goes to detention. For sexual harrassment. [drabble]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Deal by Franbunanza reviews
Fran and Balthier have dinner the night before they fly to the Skyfortress,mild spoilers for ending but nothing direct. Balfran andever so slightly slightly suggested vanelo
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
The Adventures of the Druggies by Rolland reviews
DONE Sasuke and Sakura leave, Hinata confesses, Ino plots, Chaos unfolds. What else will happen? Read to find out. Last chapter up. NARU x HINA minor neji x tenten and sasu x saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,415 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Where We Spend Our Hours by KatesMom reviews
Balthier and Fran have spent hours together but what goes on and really off? And will a new mission change things? From baths to naps to changing the world these to will discover the right place to be within themselves and with each other.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006
My Leading Lady by LovelyJB reviews
The number one reason why Balthier won't let Fran die. Balthier x Fran of course. My first FFXII fanfic, no slushiness. R & R!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Balthier, Fran - Complete
When You Say Nothing At All by BebopSamurai reviews
It had been their little game for years. Balthier x Fran. Rated for sexuality.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
Perfect by Smamurai reviews
Fran was beautiful and Balthier could never seem to get enough of her. BalthierFran ficlet.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Night Out: While Everyone's Asleep by Jacal Ste. Worme reviews
BaltFran. Balthier makes his move on Fran, knowing that everyone is in dream land. Everyone is sleeping... Right?
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Balthier, Fran
Crush by Old Fiat reviews
This is one of those Thatz Kitchel Rune Tintlet and Rath Cesia... the usual. ... And there are several other pairs... no guyguy pairs... I'm not so fond of those Fanfictions. Svp lu et revue... read and review if you please. COMPLETE!
Dragon Knights - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
doodlebrain by archy the cockroach reviews
marluxia and his hammer ride an emu to work. [crack]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Marluxia, Naminé - Complete
mirror, mirror by archy the cockroach reviews
you're so vain. [drabble]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Zexion - Complete
all your base by archy the cockroach reviews
someone set us up the bomb! [crackfic. total nonsense. 'all your base'spoof.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Naminé, Axel - Complete
along came a spider by archy the cockroach reviews
[not] a love story. marluxialarxene. [PART TWO]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Marluxia, Larxene - Complete
she swallowed the spider by archy the cockroach reviews
a love story. marluxialarxene [PART ONE]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Marluxia - Complete
Raindrops by HeartKreuz reviews
[RathxCesia][oneshot] A change of clothes, a bed, vegetable soup, the Connection game, an onslaught of hormones, and a jumble of emotions all rolled up in one ridiculously rainy night. [fluff]
Dragon Knights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
Christmas with the Crowes by EllisBelle reviews
The Carny gang gather to celebrate the holidays. As silly as it sounds.
Carnivàle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Complete
Heaven in Hell by Amazon Bunny reviews
Fairly long, angsty poem of Raine's thoughts years after Kratos left on Derris Kharlan. major Kraine. Very sad poem, read at your own risk. Oneshot
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Kratos A., Raine S. - Complete
The Unexpected by Link and Luigi reviews
Even Shino can be spontaneous and do the unexpected.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,716 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Shino A. - Complete
You're Welcome by TobyKikami reviews
After the Phoenix rises, Centaur of the Warriors encounters Gray Wolf once more. Oneshot.
Monster Rancher series/モンスターファーム - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Complete
The Things You Can See From a Doorway by EllisBelle reviews
Iris finally sees Justin's tattoo . . .
Carnivàle - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005
Her Name by EllisBelle reviews
A JustinIris fic. Iris recalls the times she has heard her brother say her name.
Carnivàle - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2004
My Villainous Dream by Fairly Odd New Yorker reviews
A poem about a dream a had. Stars many Disney Villains. :)
Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2004
My Love, My Life by AngelE777 reviews
Wolf's Rain: Snapshots of Hubb and Cher's relationship prior to the events in the anime. A new chapter 7 and a revised chapter 8, enjoy! Please read and review!
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,898 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Complete
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The Little Sparrow reviews
Esmeralda saves herself and agrees to flee with Claude. But, her plans may not go as well as she planned. An alternate ending.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008
Cactus Legs reviews
A LJ challenge. Todd shaving Mrs. Lovett's legs. ONE SHOT.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Too Much Tension reviews
Bellatrix and Snape just don't know when to quit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Tiger Lily reviews
Snape decides to surprise a certain someone with his new favorite kind of flower.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Time Will Tell reviews
A tale of Master and servant. Love, betrayal, and demented laughter. [Rated M for later chapters]
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,767 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007
It's Not What It Looks Like reviews
Magenta and Riff Raff find a new pet. ONE SHOT.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Why I Drink reviews
Cosmo's rantings. [Shock Treatment Fic]
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
If Only For A Moment reviews
When the Master is away, Riff Raff and Magenta will play. Fluff Riff RaffMagenta ONE SHOT.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Random Arrows reviews
This is why Ashe can't get a man. OOC Ashe ONE SHOT.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Dance of the Mad Dragon reviews
A story of adventure, passion, and a lot of name calling. Sonic and the gang are, once again, tracking down those Chaos Emeralds.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Knuckles
50 Reasons Not To Own A Chocobo reviews
Chocobos: Cute, fun, and crazy.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2007
Ketchup and Mustard reviews
This is what happens with boredom plus late night plus lack of sleep plus hyper because of lack of sleep. It equals this piece of fine art! [CrackStory][Hawtest Yoai Eva]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Cloud S. - Complete
The Grey Plague reviews
What would one do with that much power? [Mix of .hack characters]
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2007
Those Freaking Squirrels reviews
A tale of a boy and cute, fluffy squirrels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Calling of the Wind reviews
Evil just never seems to die. [Tiger Fic]
Monster Rancher series/モンスターファーム - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/17/2007
Waiting For You reviews
She has yearned for another to be like her. [Mew fic]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2006
Soul Mates reviews
Do you believe in soul mates? Shino POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H.
And Then There Were None reviews
Who ever thought you couldn't trust someone who is like family to you? [Organizaton 13 fanfic] Chapter 4 is up!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Zexion