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Joined 07-03-01, id: 88255
Author has written 25 stories for Invader Zim.

Hello! This is who I am: I be KidKourage, SI Maniac extraordinaire, writer of crazy stories, artist of wacky pictures, RP-er deluxe, and all-around nutcase. Ahem. My body is currently 20 years, 9 months, and 27 days old, though my mind is alternately much older than that (when I'm behaving in a much more responsible and mature fashion than the other college kids around me), and much younger than that (when I'm daydreaming about being friends with cartoon characters and squeeking my Spooky with glee at the prospect). Whatever age I'm acting, I have long blonde hair, green eyes, cute oval glasses, a beautiful trenchcoat, and...3 split personalities, 23 headvoices, and occasionally a Dragon in my head. Fear me. Grrr.

Linkses of Doom:
DeadJournal (mine):
Side7 (IZ/RP-related fanart and newer anime art):

DeviantArt (ALL art including old anime fanart):

And, the link above for 'homepage' is my LiveJournal, which is for headvoice writings. . I love that journal most of's my writing outlet when I can't write.

I apologize for writing fanfiction only sporadically, now, but the truth is that my mind's on other things! A lot of my headvoices have evolved through RP into people very different from who they were in my SI fanfiction universe, and so much has happened that...well, I will write when I have ideas. And even if that's ages from now, or never, I'll always remember it as where I made so many friends. Peace out, my homies and shorties.

~KidK 3/24/04 12:10 PM
'Having strangers read my personal thoughts is a bit creepy. Having strangers read the personal thoughts of the other people in here...peeeeerfectly okay.'
'If you're ever in danger of cheating on your husband, clone yourself!'


My first question is, how was I supposed to know three and more years ago when I was posting on this site, that someday there would be a rule against script format? At the time, I was certainly not aiming to violate any rules, most definitely not. And I sincerely (though perhaps you out there might say arrogantly) don't believe that my little stories are exactly the kind of horror that was meant to be avoided when script form became taboo. They aren't 'chatfics,' they aren't even 'insanityfics.'

My second question is, has everyone forgotten that the format in which the works that I--and I'd say the majority of this site's members--have written fanfiction for were originally created in...was script format? Think about it. TV shows from cartoons to live-action dramas are not written in paragraphs. They are written in scripts. Scripts are not somehow 'easier to write' simply because they don't include the words 'He said' before or after every line of dialogue. What you are saying by creating a wholesale ban on script format is this: 1) The writers of fanfiction in the format of a TV episode or movie, however detailed they may be in their writing, are of a lesser caliber than someone who writes two sentence paragraphs of badly-spelled gibberish without a decent plot, simply because the latter writes in 'paragraph format,' and 2) The writers of the original works for TV and movies are of a lesser caliber than someone who writes nonsensical, barely grammatical drivel, if the latter posts his piece in 'paragraph format.' I can't agree with that. And no, I'm not whining for myself. I've put my works somewhere else, as you'll see below, so while I'm sad that I've lost the ability to come back and see all the kind words that my readers left me in reviews years ago (the fact that someone like me, who wrote in the dreaded script form--oh noez--was actually liked enough to earn as many reviews as I did might tell you something), it's nothing I can't shrug off. I only point this out because when I see that something counterproductive is being done, I like to point it out. I'm opinionated, so sue me. I'm also a lawyer-in-training, and I'd love to meet you in courtroom combat. =

My third question is, of course, who's going to the trouble of reporting me, but I think I probably know the answer to that (I assume it's the same young lady--pun intended--who used to like to copypaste my personal online journal entries into her own journals and call them her own) and in the end it doesn't matter, so let's forget that shall we? We're all friends here.

If you'd like a complete listing of my fanfiction, much of and the best of which has now been removed from this wondrous bastion of literature that prefers hastily-written bordering-on-smut 'romance' to series with an actual plot so long as the former is broken up into paragraphs instead of neat lines of dialogue, please visit . It is now a completed archive of my scribblings, with the addition of little author-note-type annotations for your snarky and self-deprecating reading pleasure. Please visit, especially if you're looking for a story here that isn't here anymore, such as "Quik-E-DOOM" or more importantly "Almighty Spring Break" or "KidK and the Zim."

Peace love and brainfreezies, children. I'd love to see you on my journal site. --KidK

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Janus by Roach Patrol reviews
Dib indulges in a little science project: what happens when an irken gets a dose of human DNA? And the results change everything, forever.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
When Fangirls Attack! by Leftomaniac reviews
And it ends.::: Get a bunch of IZ fans in the same place, add someone utterly IZ-less, throw in a week-long convention of doom, and what have you got? MADNESS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,312 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 1/8/2002
Imperfections by Maniacal Dragon reviews
Unsuspecting farmboy Dib is chosen by a pair of floating shoes to go on a quest to save Fantasyland from an evil force. Fairytale/fantasy parody starring IZ characters. Chapter 11 up!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,718 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002
Not Worthy by Maniacal Dragon reviews
The sequel to 'The Soul Project'. Johnny is in the grip of the being that had been trapped behind his wall for so long. The Project in Canada continues, and a certain unicorn has his work cut out for him. Final chapter up!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,905 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 1/4/2002
Now and Later by Leftomaniac reviews
Fluff. Ever wonder what becomes of Jhonen and his characters in the future?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2002
Parents by Chaotica reviews
A car crash leaves little Todd Casil in the care of a paranoid woman and a homicidal maniac.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,584 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2002 - Published: 1/3/2002
Collateral Damage by Aliet Faslami reviews
A late-night brainfreezie run goes bad as the little green guy we know and love is attacked by none other than Dib. This turns out to be a good thing. Zim finds out he's not alone. Final Chpt up...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,672 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2002 - Published: 10/7/2001
Invader Zim Meets Britney Spears by Ztarlight reviews
The sequel to my first SI. Glory as I and KidK, CryingChild, The Slayer, Star, Invader Bast, Synia, and Kat23a, join with Zim to rid the world of this pest. DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE A BRITNEY FAN!!!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2001
Oregon Trail by Leftomaniac reviews
THIS IS NOT MY IDEA! RizCirZamMir came up with it, I'm just copying it! Just because it's unoriginal dosen't mean it's not enjoyable:c) I actually think it turned out really funny.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2001
Zim gets sugar high! by Leftomaniac reviews
I was SUPER high on Skittles when writing this. Zim gets sugar high, bonds with GIR, meets Lenore, and scares the crap out of Dib.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2001
As the Universe Turns: An Invader Zim soap opera by Kat23a reviews
What was I on when I wrote this??? Oh, well, enjoy!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2001
Behind the scenes of IZ (on halloween) by Kat23a reviews
This is a look behind the scenes of Invader Zim. But, some strange things are happening...could the fact that Halloween is approaching have anything to do with this? IIIIIIIIIT'S FINISHED!!!!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,884 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 10/18/2001 - Published: 9/29/2001
Fear my Bendy Straw by fucking faggot reviews
I decided to do a Johnny Fic, fear me, Oohg. Nny gets sugar high. Chapter two is now up!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 10/9/2001 - Published: 10/5/2001
The Perfect Cap'n Crunch Commercial by Ztarlight reviews
If you're also getting tired of those corny'll like this. :)
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2001
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Music Lessons reviews
A story about one of the best things about life on this planet, and the wonderful things that can happen when it is shared. I am speaking, of course, of music. Finale=The Year-End Concert!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,368 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002
Homecoming Dance reviews
Isn't it ironic that the last thing I wrote before returning to skool this semester was about KidK's return home after the previous skool year? Heheh...this one is just pure room-taking-apart, car-packing, Voot-flying, Doom-Song-singing fun. ^.^
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12/3/2002
Sailor Moon Versus the Irken Invasion! reviews
Wellllll...the title tells it all! This here is a parody of the NA dub of 'Sailor Moon' featuring everyone's favorite alien menace! Part 3=Big giant spaceship! Watch as the cuteness of Rini nearly screws everything up! Conclusion!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2002 - Published: 11/10/2002
Spring Fever reviews
Dib manages to thwart Zim's latest plan of doom, but as a consequence soon finds himself dealing with the horror of...being sick! Watch as KidK gets all upset! Really, watch! It's cute! ^.^ Heheh...dustbuster...O.o Chapter 4 up!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2002 - Published: 10/7/2002
Mike Annoys the Cast reviews
Almost completely written by Mike-the-Brother one evening when we were left without parental supervision in the vicinity of several pints of ice-cream. For a summary, please see the title. This is Mike's writing debut! ^.^
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2002
Feliz Cumpleaños, Gaz! reviews
When Mike-the-Brother finds out that his bestest friend Gaz has never had a birthday party all her own, he sets out to rectify that problem! Pizza, video game tournaments, and general mayhem ensue! Te gusta mi español, si? Chapter 4 is now available!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,075 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6/14/2002 - Published: 6/2/2002
Magical Pup Pretty Sammi! reviews
A new member of KidK's family makes her first appearance and *gasp!* she's in love with Dib! Heheh...this is not a 'new girl' story--it is about a dog. You cannot resist the cute puppy-ish fluff...^_^
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2002
Road Trip...of DOOM reviews
Once again KidK has returned! This time she, Zim, and all their friends (and mortal enemies) are taking a road trip to the Lakota Wolf Preserve in North Jersey! Won't *that* be fun? Part 5=The *horrible* adventure of Burger King, and the ride home.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,163 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2002 - Published: 5/14/2002
I Prefer Au Revoir reviews
I hate to say 'goodbye,' and 'adios' sounds too flip, and 'farewell,' is corny, and I can't pronounce 'aufweidersein' properly...hence the title. Read this if you love me, and I know you all do...^_^
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 2/18/2002
A Whole New Year of Doom reviews
It's New Years' Eve and the gang is gonna party all night long! Chapter 2 is up! Fun is had as everyone tries to stay awake all night! Features Monty Python, Super Smash Brothers, and KidK's Mom's amazing dessert-making skillz!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2002 - Published: 2/11/2002
So I Spent the Day With an Ax Murderer reviews
The most voted-for story of my promised eight is finally here! Three guesses as to what it's about. Gaaaaaze at my word count of doooooom...heh.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,968 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2002
Ridin' the Bus reviews
It's Dib and Gaz's turn to visit KidK at skool! Let's just say that their attempt to find better food and arcade gaming on another campus turns out...unexpectedly.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1/29/2002
ComicCon (of DOOM) reviews
Against his will, Zim is dragged along on a trip to the amazing (well, not really) PhillyCon! Mike plays tricks on KidK, Gir 'loses' all Zim's money, and 'Nny is the Con's featured artist!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2002
Special Delivery reviews
After watching KidK's Mom mail countless letters to KidK at college, Gir gets the bright idea to put himself in the 'big blue box on the corner' and send himself to KidK! Needless to say, this causes quite a stir...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2002
Jhonen's Creations reviews
Well...this is it. My rewrite of Aqua's 'Cartoon Heroes,' as sung by several of Mr. Vasquez's best-loved recurring characters. Oh, and a lot of backstage hilarity and chaos. Sing along--it's fun!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2002
Magical Dude Mike-the-Awesome! reviews
You asked for it, you got it! Mike-the-Brother is a superhero fighting for love and peace in this IZ parody of 'Magical Girl Pretty Sammy.' I no know what happened with the 2nd chapter getting all short, but I think it are fixed now.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,015 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2002
Three Short Interludes reviews
Just as the title would suggest, these are three short stories which take place within the context of earlier posts of mine. Gaz meets Mike, Zim has an evil plan, and KidK and 'Nny share some music. Fun is had by all, in some weird, twisted way.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2002
Behind the Scenes reviews
Just a little 'bridge' story between my old stuff and the new stuff I'm planning on doing. Also, Ch. 2 is a list of this 'new stuff.' Please let me know what you think! ^_^
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,012 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1/7/2002
No Need For KidK! reviews
It's almost time for KidK to leave for college, and Dib gets the bright idea to throw her a going away party! Now it's up to Zim to keep her out of the house by...taking her on a date?! PG for 'Nny's gruesome antics. All done!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,199 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2002 - Published: 1/1/2002
All the Animals in the Zoo reviews
An extremely long, fun series of events occurs when the gang goes to the Philadelphia Zoo! I'm not kidding! It's long and fun! Gir causes trouble, various threats are made, and there are monkeys! What could be nicer?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,214 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12/27/2001
The Day We Met reviews
Finally, the story of how all the SI madness began! Find out how the gang first met KidK!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12/21/2001
High Rollers reviews
KidK's family and friends go to Atlantic City together, where they visit Harrah's casino, travel the boardwalk, get attacked by some very strange folk, and discover that Zim has a little problem...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12/17/2001
XXX, a.k.a The Bowling Story reviews
KidK has returned! Be amazed as your average, everyday trip to the local bowling alley quickly dissolves into a new outlet for rivalry! Features 'Nny, stupid counter slaves, Dairy Queen, disco balls, and a heartwarming anti-smoking lesson!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2001
Fun in the Dark reviews
KidK breaks her piggybank to take the crew to the movies! Oh, the horror of the snack line and the neverending previews! Oh, and 'Nny's back. PG for implied violence and some...interesting comments from a guy in the theatre.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/26/2001
Of Battles, Blasters, and Brainfreezys reviews
This one's got three stories in one! Gaz and Mike-the-Brother have a Smash Brothers battle, Dib tries to stop Zim from dooming the local pool club, and KidK and Gir go to the 7-11 where they meet...'Nny?! Thrill as my perfect G rating record goes up in
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2001