Um... if your reading this I think that you would have to be truly bored to pay a visit to my profile JK JK. XD
Lets see.. I'm not much of an author, but I'm a loyal reviewer. There's nothing fascinating about me, but if you have any concerns, comments, or questions just message me and I'll get back to you asap. I live in Las Vegas, Nevada and it's mad hot over here!! I think this is how Suna from Naruto would be like. No, really it's like 110 degrees Fahrenheit (43.3 Celsius not sure if that's right)every day and it gets no lower then 80 degrees Fahrenheit(26.7 Celsius not sure if that's right too) in the morning and night! It's torture!! The sun is blazing hot!!XD
Right now I'm obsessed and in love with Rock Lee from Naruto!! He's such a freaking great guy! I would date him in a heartbeat! Sakura doesn't know what she's missing. That hag!! I also can't forget about Kiba and -snickers-Ibiki(He's mine!! All mine!! LOL XD)-snickers-. Oh oh oh and I am so in love with Sai right now!!! He's such a funny guy!! I mean how can you not love him. He literally is always saying the p word in every other sentence(no he doesn't, but that is okey). Not to mention that he's just so damn awesome!!! Axel from Kingdom Hearts floats my boat too!!
And I have also fallen in love with General16's work!! Check it out!!
You have to read Silver Moon Lit Forest's Stories they are amazing!! They are the greatest crack paring stories ever!!
Not to mention my ultimate favorite band of all times Dir en Grey!!! I live only for them and their awesome music!!! Dir en Grey!!!! Dir en Grey!!!! Dir en Grey!!!!
Well here's somethings that is so totally me:
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
Copy and paste this if you hate child abuse!!
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
This one is weird, but I totally laughed my arse off. XD
A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench together bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Lets have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat then torturer it." The murderer spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it , then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, and have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."
Yes, I'm very morbid and weird. I also add -afied to almost any word!! XD
And don't forget to check out General16's and Silver Moon Lit Forest's work!!!!! Don't forget it!!!!
And well that's me. Sort off... A bit... Kind of... Not really...
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