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Note 1: I have not written any HP fanfiction, but I do read a tremendous amount of it. Check out my Favorites and my C2. http://www.fanfiction.net/community/The_Residents_favorite_COMPLETED_HP_Fics/22176/I am sure you will find something you like.

Note 2: I found this on DrgnMstr's ffn profile and find a lot of sense in it.

I'm Sorry:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Note 3: I apologize if anyone is offended by the following rant.

ATTENTION: This is not meant to be a flame against any one individual.. This is my opinion concerning one special type of story. It is aimed at the authors of said story type in general including the 'founder of the feast' JKR. Now, on with my opinion... Let's just pile on the angst with a side of angst salad and some angst soup and for desert, we'll have angst pie. How much c--p does Harry have to go through before he can have a happy ending. Or do you even plan one. Is your life so bad that you have to see someone else in a worse position? I don't know what it is that drives people to write angst to this degree. I thought JKR was bad. She's put Harry through enough hell that it could be rationed out though the entire population of Great Britain and everyone of them would feel bad. Do people who read and praise angsty stories get off on someone being in a worse position than themselves? Personally, I would rather read light happy stories. The old time fairy tales where the good guy wins and the bad guy gets the c--p beat out of him. I just don't understand how someone/anyone can enjoy reading about the good guy going through hell. I like to see the good guy overcome adversity as much as the next guy, but the good guy shouldn't have to suffer through 1001 torments and then get one good thing happen to him at the end of the story. Sure, real life may be like that, but does that mean it has to reflect that in our fiction? Any and all comments are welcome.

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The Diadone Method by m0untainc1imber reviews
When she thinks no one is looking, Petunia slaps three year old Harry while stuck in traffic. Mafia Lord Salvator Diadone notices and takes action. This is a Harry grows up in the mafia story, with a bit of a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,586 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Path to Greatness by LignumVitae86 reviews
Harry potter is a Ravenclaw. Neville is the BWL! He devotes his life to developing himself in all magic so he may one day save his mother from her coma. Raised by Remus, no harem but no shy harry either, eventual H/Fleur. Powerful, independent Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,668 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 2,675 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P.
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Prodigy by Milarqui reviews
Being rewritten as Prodigy: Born Again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,279 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4928 - Favs: 8,094 - Follows: 4,239 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Happiness Contract by udderpd reviews
Before that fateful Halloween Harry's mother called on the Gods to make him happy; Staring - Harry Hermione Daphne Luna Susan Hannah Tracey and the Patil twins. They soon realise that it takes equallity and stability to be Happy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,671 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Justice Served With A Side Of Fries by Lady FoxFire reviews
A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 150 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 3,628 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 6,814 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Breakfast In New York by Radaslab reviews
Hermione left to find her parents and was never seen nor heard from again until years later when an old friend stumbled into her at a hotel in New York. They would both learn things about each other neither had expected and found a life neither had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 213,229 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Vanilla by danieljgrant reviews
Ron storms out. Hermione's devastated. What Harry should have done in DH after Ron left, and the aftershocks of the shifting feelings between Harry and Hermoine. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,505 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Light's Hope, Death's Hunters by reptilia28 reviews
Following the will reading of Sirius Black, Harry and Hermione disappear, only to return over ten years later as powerful bounty hunters. Will they bring back light to the wizarding world, or will it be forever consumed by darkness? Dark!HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,831 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Law of the Jungle by Roozette reviews
Everyone knows the law of the jungle. NEVER come between a lioness and her cub. Not even death will prevent Lily Potter from keeping her child safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,888 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
Second Chances by spidergambit reviews
Harry has finished off the Dark Lord and left the wizarding world to start a life of his own. HP/x-men crossover. No pairings as of yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,614 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Harry P.
Potter's Bones by Mionefan reviews
Harry is depressed after the disaster in the Department of Mysteries and decides to remove himself from his friends to protect them. What happens when a pretty Hufflepuff finds him? What about his female best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,871 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Time Again by broomstick flyer reviews
Seventy one year old Harry Potter, Headmaster of Hogwarts is given the choice to once again save the world or to remain and see his entire world disapear. If he choses to save the world he will be sent back in time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 115,157 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Memory by M.E.S 50 reviews
AU. What would happen if after an accident 5 year old Harry remembered about magic? Moreover, remembered all about his parents changing SecretKeepers. How would his family change? Warning: some Dumbledore, Ron, and Hermione bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,810 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Harry P.
Harry's New Guardian by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Due to health problems Harry has to spend parts of his sixth year in the Muggle world. AU from the end of fifth year onwards, partly OOC, partly childfic/de-aging, sick!Harry. Main characters: Harry, Hermione, Minerva, Poppy, and Severus. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,725 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
For The Greater Good by marietsy2 reviews
It was for the greater good, right? What would life have been like without Dumbledore's manipulations? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 597 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Secret of the Ancients by Towrag reviews
What if Harry Potter and Daniel Jackson were the same people just at different times in their lives?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,077 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P.
Summer of '96 by respitechristopher reviews
The summer after the Department of Mysteries battle, Dumbledore leaves Harry at the Burrow. He finds a confidante, a mentor, and perhaps a bit more sitting at the kitchen table. Canon-compliant H/T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,642 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Parseltongue Prejudice by Yunaine reviews
After talking to Malfoy's summoned snake, Harry finds out that the Wizarding World might be even worse then the Dursleys had ever been. - Set during second year; Harry/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 240 - Published: 6/25/2008 - [Harry P., Hannah A.] - Complete
Dancing With Myself by Swordchucks reviews
Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,264 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Going Home by reptilia28 reviews
For years, Hermione has been surrounded by loved ones, and yet never been so alone. For years, Hermione has been waiting. Waiting to go home. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and A Grandfather's Gift by MadScribbler reviews
A week after Sirius falls through the veil, Harry receives a gift, which might hold the answers he's been looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,200 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter the Power Unknown by Priya Ashok reviews
Manipulative, Evil Dumbledore! Powerful Harry! Clever, Resilient, Brave Snape! Alternate Universe! Brilliantly Intelligent Lily! The full story of Harry Potter Please READ & REVIEW!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,356 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Family Issue by PerfesserN reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange is visiting Harry by night, it is not for their mutual pleasure, the Dark Lord has plans for the Issue of his Enemy. What she gets is completely unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,451 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,186 - Reviews: 3973 - Favs: 6,617 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 213 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Time to Live by loralee1 reviews
Post OotP No HBP Takes place summer after fifth year. After defeating Voldemort Harrry decides it's time for him to live his own life. No slash. Sequel to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,807 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Redefining Summer by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Goblin Conspiracy by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Harry knows that he must take on Voldemort and finds unexpected allies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 199 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
I Want to Go Home by Richan MMI reviews
Harry Potter is determined to move forward. Up to OotP. Four ficlets where Harry gathers his own 'Army.' The fifth story is about the aftermath, eight years after Harry wishes he could go home. Mention of HPLL in last story, no pairing in first four.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Witch and the Necromancer ENGLISH by Heiko2003 reviews
Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Christmas Wish A HP ficlet by loralee1 reviews
AU, No Spoilers, No Pairing, Little Harry Potter writes a letter to Father Christmas with surprising results
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
You Broke Him, You Fix Him by teacherbev reviews
After a brutal Occlumency lesson has disasterous consequences, Dumbledore insists that Snape fix Harry and take his place at the Dursleys. Rated for language and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,620 - Reviews: 2476 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 356 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 2,780 - Follows: 568 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Fate's Child: A Destiny Revisited by mathiasgranger reviews
The war against Riddle has finally ended, and Harry has lost all of those that are most important to him. Fate has a little surprise in store for Harry Potter though, and it plans on helping him along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 219,023 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
End Game by chem prof reviews
Continuation of Soul Searching. The horcruxes have been destroyed. The trio returns for their 7th year at Hogwarts to prepare for the final confrontation with Voldemort, with some romance to complicate things. Ship starts HG, ends ? may be HG, may be HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 168,721 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Travelers by shlamboozle reviews
Starting minutes after HBP ended, follow along as Harry begins his journey to collect the Horcruxes and fulfull his destiny... HHR...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 206,278 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9651 - Favs: 12,365 - Follows: 3,540 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Window to the Soul by LooneyLoopeyLupin reviews
When Harry is only six years old something happens to him that gives his aunt and uncle the perfect excuse to get rid of him. Nine years later he is found...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,291 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2492 - Favs: 6,132 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry's Last Words by spd3432 reviews
Harry's last words to the wizarding public as he prepares for his execution for killing Voldemore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 4873 - Favs: 6,534 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On the Wings of Magic by Bil reviews
Complete. AU sixth year, post OotP. Harry understands some hard truths, Minerva and Severus are drawn in. Not HBP compliant. Hero!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. HP, MM, SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Soul Searching by chem prof reviews
Begins right after HBP and goes through summer. Besides searching for Horcruxes, focus is on the relationship between Harry and Hermione. They are the main characters, but it's not necessarily a romantic relationship. Some HG romance in the background.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,036 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Dreams by Luckner reviews
Sometimes the only refuge for lonely, abused children is in their dreams. But nine-year-old Harry Potter was to find something truely unique, a best friend. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
What Harry Potter Owned by marietsy2 reviews
Harry Potter finds out that he owns something very special. What will he do when he finds out what it is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,418 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 4,313 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Astragal by Luckner reviews
Can love last for eternity? Sometimes it can, if you know the right spell. An ancient sword, a wolf named Grimmy, and a silver eyed girl help Harry Potter find his destiny. One for romantics. Complete. HL,GN,HRR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,630 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/4/2005 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 5,670 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
End of an Era by redfrog reviews
COMPLETE: This is a continuation of Unlikely Alliances: It's set the summer before and durring their 7th year. Quidditch, Romance, Fun, Order things and finally the last battle and graduation. Lots of fun and a few different ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 309,510 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
H P Love is all You Need by udderpd reviews
COMPLETED. A week before his 16th Birthday Harry gets a letter that turns his life on its head. Fluff with substance, lots of WAFF and FLUFF with positivly no ANGST. Ships HPHGGW with mention of RWLL Later maybe PPPPSBDG Guaranteed no Pansy in the P's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,403 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Strength to Fight by NightFlight reviews
COMPLETE! Post OoTP. Harry went into hiding to train and Hogwarts receives a challenge from Durmstrang. Harry revolts against the Order of the Phoenix, the Ministry of Magic, and Voldemort. Chapter 23 is the turning point in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 224,332 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the New Neighbours by udderpd reviews
Harry arrives home after his eventful fifth year to find that Number 2, has been sold. This is HP.HG and it is very fluffy. Chapter 12 the End Game the final confrontation and some hints of a possible sequel. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,382 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lost Witch by wetback reviews
COMPLETE On the train home with the events of the murder still fresh on their minds and the memory of Harry's depression from last year, Hermione accompanies him. There she must help him find what he needs to finally defeat Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,365 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 4,612 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Potion Master's Gift by Volans reviews
Sequel to Hiding. Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts. Harry and Ginny accept an offer to receive some special training. HPGW RWHG - Complete -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,082 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 169 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Hiding by Volans reviews
Harry tired of having things hidden from him and being manipulated decides to run away. Ginny helps. HPGW -Complete-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,188 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hermione's Change by funvince reviews
Stop trying to scare me, Hermione. Only Dementors, Voldemort, and Grawp freak me out, so you can just give up on that ... This is nothing. Get this through your head: I love you and that's not changing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rescue by BenRG reviews
This is just a small plot bunny of mine that had to be released. This isn't a serious attempt at a story, just a test to see if I can write HP. Anyway, this is my stab at what Harry's last departure from 4 Privet Drive might be like. 22 09 05 Amended
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Magic Beyond by Kiki Cabou reviews
It's amazing what an adorable six-year-old kid will bring out of a group of bitter, tired, college-age music students. Journey back to a time when the world was big, kindness was life-changing, and Harry Potter knew how to dance. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
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