Raco Cooper
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Joined 08-22-05, id: 882823, Profile Updated: 02-08-11
Author has written 6 stories for Sly Cooper, and Wrestling.

Fanfiction is full of fucktards.

But there are some gems here, and I plan on reading them.

Who knows? Maybe I'll start writing my own stories again.

More later. Go to my homepage for more information.

About me:

Hey, I'm Joe and I'm a pretty cool guy

I'm open minded about stuff

I'm a college student about to major in H/VACR technogloy (meaning I'd repair heaters and air conditioners and make a shit ton of money in the process)

I play da bass guitar

I've been in two bands (Facegrinder defunct, Zippokitty) and I plan on starting a new one called Speedball (named after the drug that killed Layne Staley and Chris Farley) later this summer.

I'm tall. Like 6'4" or something

I love music. I own hundreds of CDs. Don't believe me? Well see here. I like any genre as long as it has talent. I am also fond of following things in no particular order: my friends, my family, animals, annoying/making fun of people, taking showers, nature, photography, computer stuff, WWE, video games, making tasteless and offensive jokes, hanging out, exploring, trespassing, laughing, working out, thinking about random stuff, reading, swimming, meeting new people, UFC, watching movies, buying my friends gifts, trying new foods, cuddling, going on walks/hikes/runs, mechanics, fixing things, industrial stuff, English, history, Star Wars, Dragon Ball Z, falling asleep with someone nice , going to concerts and rocking the fuck out, and many more random things.

I dislike the following: arguments, immaturity, internet tough guys (white knights lol), quitters, whiny people, scene kids, The Insane Clown Posse, wiggers, kids who don't take showers and smell bad, manwhores, sluts and much more.

I'll work on this later hahaha

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Trio Plus One by NaoliolaStarFly reviews
The sequel to Confused Thinking: Two View's of The Same Heart. Not just another SlyxCarm fic. Lots of adventure and romance with a hint of drama. Carmelita leaves Interpol without a warning and an old colleague comes after her and the Cooper Gang. The final chapter is now up! I think I could cry for finishing it. Its my labor of love and time. Please enjoy, I really do mean that.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Complete
The Big Room That Is Big by Mellow Walrus reviews
"Look it's a big room and it's very big and it's a room that is big and Mark is my best friend Oh Hai Mark how'd you get in here the door is locked did you break in that's not good stop breaking into people's houses that's not good you should knock first"
The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011
FatherSon Ai by NilaSagol reviews
When Chi-Chi dies, Gohan goes into denial and instantly hates Goku. Things get harder and harder to deal with as time goes on for Goku and Gohan, Gohan also hides things from Goku that'll shock Goku. Can feelings be set aside or will it tear them apart?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Goku, Gohan
One Braver Thing by Sunoko reviews
“Gohan,” Chichi began, still calm and patient. “Have I ever told you why I insist that you study so hard?”
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Chi-Chi, Gohan - Complete
Family Fun Gone Wrong by Obsession18 reviews
Vegeta,Bulma,and Trunks go to a mini park to have family fun, Vegeta being the grump he is decides to try and have 'fun'. Family fun turns into a disaster, after, they head over to the theaters to watch a movie, what movie will they see? 2 PARTS R&R
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Vegeta's Secret Attack by Dinurs reviews
Vegeta learns a new attack and puts it to good use on Cell.... only what is this new attack? Pure crackfic.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Vegeta - Complete
Breaking Point by Supersaiyangirl reviews
Ever since he defeated Cell five years ago, Gohan has been having blackouts. Now a devastating force is going to be released on everyone he cares about. Warning: contains multiple character deaths, strong violence and language. Please R&R! Complete!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,407 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Gohan - Complete
Shut up, I'm Making Cookies by Mikila2 reviews
Bulma and Chichi insult Vegeta's sayain pride betting he and Goku can't make 300 cookies for Trunks' school fair by morning. While Vegeta and Goku venture into the unfamiliar world of baking they must also keep Goten and Trunks from harvesting their yield
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,477 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Vegeta - Complete
Sly Cooper: Behind The mask by Nilia reviews
It's like those old behind the music program that they showed on t.v. but this is about Sly. It has interviews from people in his life and some comedy too!:DD Chapter 6 is up. This chapter is full of laughs.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006
Daddy? by Brenman reviews
What happens when six saiyans come to Earth? How's Vegeta know them? What are these Black Star Balls they want, and Why? Goku meets his mother, and his father, but it's not who you expect. Time travel, space travel, old enemies, adventure, and lots of fun
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,360 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Goku, Vegeta
Bentley the Kamikaze Turtle and Other Strange Tale by alibabathief reviews
Product of a wierd idea and a strange imagination. Will contain more than one story. WARNING Really stupid and random
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 8/3/2005
The Daring Heist by Fiendish Kitten reviews
This takes place in between Sly 2 and 3. Sly and his crew plan a daring heist. It's a very short story.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Leviathan by No Satisfaction reviews
By odd twist of fate, the gang and the inspector end up on the same New Year's cruise, and are pitted in conspiracy of sabotage, theft, and murder.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,834 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006
Murray's bad eating habits by Chocolaholic reviews
Murray eats too much so Sly and Bentley sign him up for a workout program.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006
Coopers Greatest Folly by Shadow of the flame reviews
Takes place after Sly 3. Sly has lost his memory , and is now working for Interpol. First fic.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006
The return by Chloe.Pop reviews
This is a story I did a few months ago! One shot, first fanfic! r&r please!
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
the new arrival by Hayatecooper reviews
sly has found a new freind and enimies arrise but who will destroy this enemy R&R people this is my first fic like this so please please no flames
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,880 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006
Hamburger Havoc by Evil Flaming Kat of Doom reviews
Who knew a hamberger could cause such problems. Constructive criticism accepted. crack fic.R&R complete for now.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006
Echoes of Silence by Clockwerk reviews
Some say our minds would improve, if only we would learn to close our mouths. Sly Cooper learns this the hard way.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006
WWE Smackdown 2006 by CharismaInjection reviews
Set after WM 22. This focuses on the booking of Smackdown all through 2006.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,980 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006
MARio WARS! by Zeldafan422 reviews
It's Star Wars, MARIO STYLE! It's starring Luigi as Luke Skywalker. I own nothing. [Mild Violence]
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Luigi, Waluigi - Complete
Sly 4: Next generation of thieves by Airheartbabe reviews
This is a just my idea for a sequal... This is not really a story, it's a plot explanation. Rewiew!
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Changing Paths by No Satisfaction reviews
After Sly 3. After a serious accident, Carmelita realizes that she has feeling for Sly. But someone wants to end it. Or is it something else? I'm working around the clock to keep my fans happy! My first fanfic. Complete! Sorry
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,532 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
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Sly Cooper: Thieves Of Destruction reviews
Sly and the gang find an ancient map but exactly what does it lead to? Will it lead them to riches or is it a useless piece of paper? R & R.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006
Sly Cooper And The Walk Down Memory Lane Avenue reviews
Sly and the gang have to save their beloved orphanage from being torn down and remember fun memories in the process. I can't believe I added another bonus chapter!
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,396 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Sly Cooper and A Stroll Down Danger Alley reviews
The Sequel to Sly Cooper: A Walk Down Memory Lane Avenue. Sly and the gang must break into the police station to get the goods. But the mission pulls a 180 on them.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,283 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Triple H & Ric Flair's Adventure reviews
The race is ON! Triple H & Ric Flair search for the Holy Grail. Disclaimer: I don't own any WWE Licences. Chapter 5 is up! WOOOOOOO! I don't know where my mind was when I wrote this so don't be too hard on it.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
Sly 5: Escape From Insanity reviews
The sequel to Sly 4: The Fall of the Cooper Name. Trapped in the insane asylum, Sly must escape. But will a new enemy escape first? Chapter 10 is up.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Sly 4 The Fall of the Cooper Name reviews
This is a new twist on the ending of Sly 3. It is NOT meant to be taken seriosly. Takes place after Sly 3. This was my first fanfiction and my most random and weird.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
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