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Joined 08-22-05, id: 882997
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey guys!

I'm Carly/Floss, currently looking for a new job/career that doesn't involve retail hell. Feel free to email me, otherwise what's the point of having my address on here? But I won't be joining any forums, I'm not dedicated enough

I DON'T LIKE THE "Floss has written blah..." BIT. IF THE POWERS THAT BE ARE READING THIS PLEASE TAKE IT OFF MY PROFILE. IT LOOKS SHIT AND AFTER ALL THIS IS MY PROFILE I SHOULD DECIDE WHAT GOES HERE.

I'm pretty much a Harry Potter fanficcer. I keep meaning to branch out but it's too much fun torturing those guys. I'm terrible at remembering disclaimers and writing summaries, I know it so don't hold it against me. But just so you know I'm not now, nor will I (unfortunately) ever be JK Rowling. Anything you recognise is obviously not mine, and the things you don't are.

At the moment I'm working on my little baby the Trouble series. Yes series. Not a good word. Implies lots of work. And headaches. But then again lovely reviews also. Firstly there's The Trouble with Quidditch Players aka The Beast That Was Only Meant to be Ten Chapters Long. Followed by The Trouble Oneshots, which covers everything that happens between TTWQP and the sequel which is at the moment called The Trouble with Fathers.

My other fics will get finished eventually, some of them may even be re-written gasp shock horror.

I have to thank everyone who reviews, I'll probably even send you a pm - not to be polite or anything but just because people saying positive, helpful, and down right lovely things gives me the biggest buzz.

Thanks again to everyone who reviews you made my first year here amazing.

UPDATED: 14/06/07

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Nemesis by Melissa Flint reviews
A curse strong enough to kill, will she be able to control it and can Lucius and Marcus teach her? Warning! Dark Fic This story is re-written!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Lucius M., Marcus F., OC - Complete
Never Can Win by BattleStations reviews
She'd been minding her business, saying her goodbyes. SHE didn't make the ceiling collapse. Yet he was still glarring like the best of them. Good Lord, man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,957 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Draco M., OC
Cat's Out of the Bag by BattleStations reviews
Sequel to Curiosity Killed the Cat Kai. Their carefree times are over. Kai's been called back and Suoh's surgically attached. Eragon feels drunk and the conductors gone missing. Who's running the show now?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 5/2/2007
I Need You by Krstna reviews
Lily thought that her past was behind her and that life was going the way she wanted that is until things take a twist and she discovers that you can never leave your past behind
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 169 - Words: 243,659 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Throughout Time Year 7 The End of Innocence by SashaBT245 reviews
COMPLETE As her seventh and final year at Hogwarts approaches, Noelle finally feels relieved. Soon she will be an adult, free to make her own choices and decisions. Little does she know that the safe world she has become familiar with is about to come crashing dow
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,872 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Borrowed Sett by katilara reviews
RemusxSirius. At what point did your brain say ‘this is a sound idea, Sirius Black, you are certainly a god among men’ and give in to this madness?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Crosswords by luvmeanddespair reviews
‘Sirius Black,’ Remus grumbled as he made himself comfortable again, ‘determined to spoil your plans and your paper since 1959.’
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Curse of a Breaker by Krstna reviews
Sometimes we make a choice that leads our life down a road we never thought we'd take. Bill has done something he shouldn't have but can he put it right in time
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,897 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Bill W. - Complete
all this, and more by concretya reviews
[TonksKrum] For the fanfic100 challenge. A series of chronological oneshotsdrabbles from the time they meet through the development of their relationship. AU in that I pretty much ignore actual plot of the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - N. Tonks, Viktor K.
Keeping The Boat Afloat by TheJazz reviews
[AU] Harry goes into year 6 at Hogwarts with a few surprises under his belt. Life is thickening around them & close friends can’t handle it. Fights & passionate embraces are abound, but only to the strongwilled. Real struggle: keeping it all from sinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,871 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat, Kai by BattleStations reviews
Unintentionally Kai gets pulled into the fight against the Empire.Shes not even a rider, but hey shes got a dragon that wont leave her alone.Between keeping her emotions in check and picking sides, whos got time for a war? Fixed.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,551 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
Goodnight Stories by TheJazz reviews
Future, AU, PWPFluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
Falling After Wonderland by Neko-ane reviews
After an accident, Alice finds herself once again in Wonderland. But things have changed, and everything is warped... Can she, the Mad Hatter, the March Hare, and the Dormouse eradicate the evil that is consuming their world?
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005
Oblivious by Jess Pallas reviews
What if there were more to Remus Lupin's bite than a badly timed stroll in the woods? Secrets emerge when a feral comes to town...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 180,462 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Asylum by HyperKat reviews
When Oliver Wood wakes up in an asylum as a murderer and rapist with no memory of what he's done or why, he'll have to fight to keep his life and his sanity, if he hasn't already lost them both. Rating for language & adultsexual themes. PLZ RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Oliver W., Voldemort
Snark And The Insensible by Sassy SOBettes reviews
DONE! Marcus Flint sets on a mission to ruin the life of a particular Gryffindor, with unforeseen consequences. Stealing someone's girlfriend is a simple affair, hmm? Think again! FlintClearwater fic. It works, I swear!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,454 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003
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The Trouble with Fathers' reviews
Sequel to The Trouble with Quidditch Players. It's ten years later, and a lot has changed. Even more is set to change in the lives of Oliver, Kate, Ayla, and Marcus. New jobs, new loves, new losses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,115 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Marcus F., OC
Christmas Cheer reviews
Feeling restless and somewhat left out Sirius decides to go on a little Christmas walkabout and meets a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Sirius B.
Cardigans and Coffee reviews
Follows Tonks after the split with Remus. Sequel to As Good As Dead, no need to read AGAD beforehand. Written on request.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
I Swear I'm Innocent reviews
Carys Stroud never knew her parents, never knew she was a witch until her eleventh birthday. Told through flashbacks of Carys's life. Pretty much full of original characters. The only familiar ones will be the baddies. Set during Voldy's first rise to pow
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,772 - Reviews: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - OC, Voldemort
The Trouble with Oneshots reviews
This is a collection of fics to be read after The Trouble with Quidditch Players. Basically this is to fill in the blanks between now and the Sequel. Characters include Ayla Jenson, Marcus Flint, Oliver Wood, and everyone's favourite person: Kate. Oh and
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,115 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Oliver W., Marcus F.
The Trouble with Quidditch Players reviews
Ayla's life never worked out as she planned, and Oliver Wood had a hand in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 84,040 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Oliver W. - Complete
When one betrayal causes the whole world reviews
Full title: When one betrayal causes the whole world to crash in on you it’s just the beginning of the end. Sirius is in Azkaban, set after LV kills Lily and James. Mainly his thoughts on the whole situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
I Can See Clearly Now reviews
After the final battle Draco is alone, he blames Harry for this and wants revenge. At any cost.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Sunburnt pups are Fussy pups reviews
Sirius has sunburn and is annoying Remus. Implied fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I'll Reach You reviews
A thought has been playing on Remus's mind for some time. And so he acts on it. Warning implied suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
Pads and Pince: Of Prison and Unfair Punishment reviews
Sirius Black is in Azkaban Prison for a crime he did not commit. Every few months he receives a letter from the one person he wishes would leave him alone. Takes place before Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
As good as Dead reviews
Remus has realised he has to tell Tonks that it's over.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks