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 Author has written 11 stories for Hamilton, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hi! You can call me Maya, but never Mariah or Elsa (just don't). I'm a raging, introverted, sassy, insecure, pansexual, cat lover that talks way too much, as you can tell. I am also 96,000% musical trash and it might be a bit of a problem. If I was friends with Alexander Hamilton, Evan Hansen, or Veronica Sawyer, it would be a dream come true, but even they would probably tell me to Be More Chill. And, honestly, you can never have too many gay ships. If you like my writing for some strange reason, then I count you as a good friend of mine. |
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For The First Time, I'm Thinking Past Tomorrow by ColdInMyProfessions reviews
Alexander still hadn't gotten used to it. The constant moving, the feeling of never belonging anywhere. Each house blurring into the next, he never knew when to expect a hit or harsh words, a meal or an empty stomach. Eventually he turns up on the Washingtons' doorstep, preparing for the worst. What he gets is actually, quite the opposite. TW inside, Lams.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 297,037 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 8/3/2017 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] [Lafayette, H. Mulligan]
It Became A Passtime by 5794015873 reviews
A collection of one-shots and drabbles that I write while procrastinating. Heavy on the smut.
Hamilton - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/4/2021 - Published: 9/7/2018 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens, Lafayette
Couldn't Seem to Die by esompthin reviews
When the beginning of the end hits, Alexander not only has to face off against the walking dead, but he also has to deal with the elements, his own self-hatred, and a not-so-friendly team. AKA, the zombie apocalypse au no one asked for, including myself.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,940 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/3/2020 - Published: 12/1/2017 - [A. Hamilton, T. Jefferson] J. Madison
Hope Doesn't Have A Name by A Bean reviews
Alexander Hamilton is a runaway, abused foster kid who can't talk. Lafayette is a history freak who really likes to snoop in old buildings and take pictures. He's also the adopted son of George and Martha Washington, the richest people in New York City. DISCONTINUED
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,737 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/20/2020 - Published: 1/5/2017 - A. Hamilton, H. Mulligan, J. Laurens, Lafayette
React to Hamilton by she-who-hears reviews
Our dear, old, white founding fathers react to the cultural phenomenon that is Hamilton: An American Musical.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 52,721 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 7/27/2019 - Published: 1/22/2017 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, Eliza S., P. Schuyler
Your Obedient Servant by AwkwardJello reviews
Alexander has always hated life in the Laurens mansion. As a result, he has always kept to himself. But when he meets his harsh landlord's son, he never expects to befriend him, much less fall in love with him. Inspired by a dream I had.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,071 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/26/2019 - Published: 8/4/2018 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens]
Teach Them How to Say Goodbye by 5794015873 reviews
Life is pretty good in the Laurens-Hamilton house, it's certainly better than Alexander's life had any right to be. Things are solid, sturdy, but what happens when Philip has to help a friend go through the unimaginable. (Fourth Installment of the LYNITS 'Verse)
Hamilton - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,107 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 7/9/2018 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] Lafayette, Phillip H.
Im Throwing Away My Shot by L.E-Rae reviews
"Dear All Who Cared, you're amazing. This is a sleep I will stay in for a bit longer than usual. A dream where I don't wake up screamer over and over again. Don't think about me. Don't cry about me and don't follow me. All I ask is that if you do truly care, you will let me go to the place I've belonged since my first breath on this earth. Away from you." /Discontinued/ Lams
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,850 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 12/2/2017 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] Lafayette - Complete
One Like No Other by L.E-Rae reviews
The snow kept falling calmly down on us both… the moon still stared… The solid iced pond glistened… and the stars still shone… In his eyes, he sparkled… but that wasn't the only thing that twinkled that night… And suddenly my finger felt much heavier... !Lams! Modern Day AU! LOTS OF FLUFF! T because of minor sex references (I'm self-conscious)
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 12/25/2017 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] [Lafayette, Peggy S.] - Complete
Life, Libraries, and John Laurens by RevolutionaryWarlock reviews
All Alexander Hamilton does is write. His true love is the library. And when he meets John Laurens there, he can't help but think that it was meant to be. Modern Teenage AU.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,377 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 3/16/2016 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] Eliza S., Angelica S. - Complete
Founding Fusions by esompthin reviews
In a world where fusion from Steven Universe is a normal human characteristic; Alexander Hamilton has issues with, well, everything. Fusion shouldn't be a public matter. And you can't marry a fusion. And only married people should fuse. - All these thoughts change when he meets Mullettens. (if this sounds like bunny-yam's fusion au, that's because it is; i love it so much)
Hamilton - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 127,840 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/18/2018 - Published: 9/13/2017 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] [H. Mulligan, Lafayette] - Complete
The Mansion Where It Happens by PJOandHP4Life reviews
A mesh of people, all worn down by the world yet still living, still thriving. All are brought together with a series of unexpected incidents, stuck together until the storm blows over. All are brought together to their end. Is there anyone you can trust? Even... yourself? (Features nearly all of the characters and rated M for death - not sexual activity) FYI: Also on Wattpad
Hamilton - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,120 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 10/23/2017 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens, Eliza S., Angelica S.
Online Boyfriends Lams by Galaxy Chip reviews
Alexander is a foster kid who hasn't had the best run-in with life so far. He is also an author by the name of A.HamSandwitch. John is a pretty happy kid with great friends. He is also an artist by the name of TurtleMayhem101. They both have "celebrity" crushes on each other, but when they actually start talking, crushes escalate. [Mentions/Implications of abuse. Bruises]
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/14/2018
I Swear That I'll Be Around For You by 5794015873 reviews
The third installment of the Like You Need it to Survive universe. Alexander and John are settled into family life, but that doesn't mean that there aren't still challenges... but maybe Alex is ready to face them together?
Hamilton - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,633 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 6/24/2018 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] [Lafayette, H. Mulligan] - Complete
Let This Moment be the First Chapter by 5794015873 reviews
Sequel to Like You Need it to Survive. Alexander is starting to trust, believe that maybe he's worth some good, but John? Isn't John too good? Maybe, but that won't stop Alexander from trying. Lams and Mullette.
Hamilton - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,799 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 5/20/2018 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] [Lafayette, H. Mulligan] - Complete
Like You Need it to Survive by 5794015873 reviews
Alexander doesn't do friends, he especially doesn't do relationships. No, he wouldn't want anyone to suffer with him, besides, alone just hurts less. His companions are his words and that's it. So what happens when the man with the hazel eyes walks into his life? (Lams) Rating for language and future smut.
Hamilton - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,895 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/20/2018 - Published: 3/31/2018 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens - Complete
Roommates Since 2 AM by FangirlingMeerkat reviews
This is a continuation of my other story "New Roommates at 2 AM". It doesn't follow our characters on a day-to-day basis, but rather tells the story of the many adventures and mishaps of everyone's favourite historical dorks. I would suggest reading my first one before this, but the choice is yours. Big thanks to Kittenanimegirl13 who gave me the idea to do this :)
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 64,269 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 4/23/2017 - A. Hamilton, H. Mulligan, J. Laurens, Lafayette
Rumours Only Grow by ColdInMyProfessions reviews
He wishes that they did not have to hide, that every moment with each other was not secret and stolen. Alexander often feels as though he and John are living on borrowed time and now, it seems, that time has run out.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,140 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 11/5/2017 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] Eliza S., T. Jefferson
It Won't Be Long Now by Knowledge Is Porridge reviews
Alexander Hamilton is a sick kid trying to do his best to make it through life, which hasn't exactly been very kind to him. The problem is, his family is dead and foster families can't look after him. Enter George and Martha Washington and their band of misfit foster children. Rated T for swearing.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,115 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 11/16/2016 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, G. Washington
The End and the Beginning by FlickerInTheDark reviews
John and Alexander have a pet turtle, Philip. Something ends but a new start begins. ONESHOT
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2018 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens - Complete
Of Cold, Rainy Nights (Lams One-Shot What Else) by SilentRain03 reviews
It was a cold, rainy night when the three men showed up on Alex's doorstep, dripping wet with blood on them. Of course, they said it was nothing, But once he heard those sirens he knew better. (Nobody died I swear.)
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2018 - A. Hamilton, H. Mulligan, J. Laurens, Lafayette
The Rainbow Above the Clouds by What'dIMiss reviews
John is a tattoo artist. Alexander stumbles into the shop where he works on a stormy night. It can only get more Lamsy from here. Two-or-three shot. Modern AU. Rated T jic. Yeah. See A/N.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/28/2017 - [J. Laurens, A. Hamilton]
seven deadly virtues (ghastly little traps) by ipsa dixit reviews
John Laurens first met Alexander Hamilton in a random bar in New York./for amber
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2017 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens, Lafayette - Complete
Touchdown by esompthin reviews
Alex and John have a devious plan to their hands on some of that Hercules Mulligan ass. Lams plus Herc fluffy get together fic feat. football games and stupid ideas.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2017 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens, H. Mulligan] - Complete
Not What They Expected (A Multi-Chaptered Short Lams Story) by SilentRain03 reviews
He never expected it, not only Laurens showing up at his house in the middle of a blizzard, or the writers block that's plaguing him. Sure, those were sudden, but the fact he might've fallen for his best friend... That, that was unexpected.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,599 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 11/12/2017 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens
Bug (A Hamilton AU One-Shot) by SilentRain03 reviews
This is a story me and a good friend wrote for kicks. It's pretty wild! We witness Philip learning piano, bugs, screaming and Jefferson on a fan. and and can't forget J Mads. ENJOY AND FEEL FREE TO COMMENT!
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2017
We Get the Job Done by esompthin reviews
Alexander Hamilton was chosen to be the exchange crewmember for an alien Immigrant Program. This means he will be facing an alien space ship of 200 members of a strange species completely alone. The fate of humanity rests on his shoulders as he is tasked to learn and befriend these new creatures. The only question is, can he do it alone?
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,448 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 6/28/2017 - A. Hamilton - Complete
Ocean Tides by Misty7books reviews
His entire life, Prince John Laurens had always felt a certain pull towards the ocean. How will be react when he meets a mythical being that there has only ever been rumors about: a mermaid who just happens to go by the name of Alex. Lams! Updates are on my profile!
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 10/10/2017 - [J. Laurens, A. Hamilton] [Maria R., Eliza S.]
Doubts by ColdInMyProfessions reviews
George Frederick thought he knew what he was doing; turns out he couldn't have been more wrong. Set in the 'For the first time I'm thinking past tomorrow' verse.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2017
An Ounce of Regret by starlight1395 reviews
Jefferson had been told he resembles a certain Frenchman, but he never really saw it. One night, that resemblance allowed him to see a darker side to the arrogant, loud moloklkluth that always seemed to be a pain in his side.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 10/12/2017 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens, Lafayette, T. Jefferson - Complete
Trouble always comes in fours by Majinie reviews
Hercules wakes up in bed with his three best friends and tries to escape the situation before he has to deal with, dare he say it, feelings. [Poly Hamilsquad]
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 8/10/2017
The Jack of Hearts by They Will Tell My Story reviews
The way John saw it, the beginning of the end started when he grabbed Lafayette's phone and sprinted out of the apartment without shoes on. (A John Laurens-Centric Modern AU)
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,669 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/28/2017 - Published: 1/1/2017 - A. Hamilton, H. Mulligan, J. Laurens, Lafayette
New Roommates at 2 AM by FangirlingMeerkat reviews
Alexander Hamilton is leaving for college, but things really aren't going his way. His first encounter with his new roommates however, is far from ordinary. Will college be the new shot at life that Alexander has always dreamed of?
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,662 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 4/8/2017 - A. Hamilton, H. Mulligan, J. Laurens, Lafayette - Complete
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In New York Again! reviews
The cast of In New York is back! Now, they're older, definitely not wiser, and have a few new people to watch over...and you get to watch them, too! (Unfortunately, John is significantly less drunk this time. Sorry.)
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 58,503 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/8/2019 - Published: 11/19/2017
The Legend of Us reviews
Lafayette is a stereotypical nerd. Hercules is a stereotypical football player. Stereotypically, they have to dorm together. Stereotypically, they start to fall in love. Stereotypically, this proves to be more difficult than they originally thought.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,588 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 8/9/2018 - [Lafayette, H. Mulligan] [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens]
Diametric'lly Opposed reviews
What happens when the originally good characters in Hamilton...are bad? What happens when the bad characters are good? What happens when these characters have to attend a modern high school together? What happens when Thomas Jefferson can't tell what side the new, cute kid stands on?
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,956 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 10/29/2017 - [T. Jefferson, A. Hamilton] - Complete
The Union reviews
When Alexander is thrown into a top-secret army called the Union, he surprises himself by agreeing to help them win a war against those trying to overthrow the government. A modern spy-like action story involving a helpful mad scientist, Lafayette using they/them pronouns for a reason you wouldn't expect, and Alex not wanting any of it (except for Laurens if possible).
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,910 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/6/2019 - Published: 7/11/2017
Hamilton Half Bloods reviews
After a plane crash, Alexander Hamilton wakes up in a strange camp: Camp Half-Blood. After finding out that he is half god, he must find out who his all-powerful parent is. Once they know, chaos ensues at camp, and Alex must fight for his life. (Co-written by my friend tyozzie123)
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,771 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/26/2019 - Published: 5/29/2018 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] [Lafayette, H. Mulligan]
They Don't Teach You Love reviews
John doesn't mind being a teacher or being a single father. However, his friends and family try everything they can to set him up with any possible suitor. When a Mr. Hamilton begins teaching just down the hall, John's world spins like a globe, and faculty and students alike work to get them together. A modern Lams AU in which two people have chemistry, yet don't teach that class.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,136 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 8/4/2017 - Complete
The Starlight Circus reviews
It's the early 1900s, and the circus is more popular than ever. Alexander is adopted into one, and has to fight for an act, and to keep his circus up and running. (Aka I saw a random writing prompt, got hooked, and can't write descriptions to save my life)
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2018 - [A. Hamilton, Eliza S.] [G. Washington, Martha W.] - Complete
Cinnamon Rolls reviews
John works at a bakery, and hates having to go through the same routines. When something-or, someone-new changes his life, he has trouble dealing with anxiety and the fear of rejection. Thankfully, his coworkers will do anything to help John and this mysterious boy by getting them together. (Written with my friend J. M. Accord)
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Complete
Grief reviews
I wrote another sad Hamilton story. This is it. Someone is dead. Hopefully you don't cry.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2017 - A. Hamilton, H. Mulligan, Lafayette - Complete
In New York reviews
Lams! College AU! Featuring all your favorite Hamilton ships and characters! Laurens is drunk a lot! What else is new?
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 67,318 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Complete
The Only One Who Stayed Alive reviews
An "AU" I possibly made up in which all of Alexander's friends died, and now their ghosts won't leave him alone. Also a modern AU. Sadder than it sounds, I swear. I cried while writing this. I hope you do too.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,161 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/18/2017 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Complete