Pichi Wo
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Joined 08-25-05, id: 884935
Author has written 8 stories for Fruits Basket, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hello.

I'm Pichi Wo. I'm a guy, I'm white, and I'm gay. My astrologiwockle sign is Taurus, and my blood type is O positive (YAY!). But you don't care about that. I hope.

Mekami-sama (that is, XO'MagickMoon'OX) is my role model. She wrote We're All Just Stupid People and still is nice enough to review my crud. Which is awesome.

Fave Anime/Manga/Whateva: (in no particular order)

Saiyuki

Furuba

FMA

Naruto

Any movie by Miyazaki, even though I've only seen like 1 1/3 of his movies

Case Closed

Ghost In The Shell: Stand-Alone Complex (gotta love their theme songs!)

Fave Pairings: (again in no particular order)

SanzoxGoku

RoyxEd

KyoxYuki

KyoxYukixHaru (keheheh...)

MomijixTohru (gasp! Non-yaoi pairing!)

KyoxUo (gasp GASP! ANOTHER ONE!)

Any yaoi pairing with Sasuke

Pet Peeves:

AU's

Bad Grammar

Bad Spelling

OOCness When Someone's Trying To Be In-Character, Cuz Seriously Woman, OOCness Can Be Funny If You Do It Right, But You See These People Giving "PO'D-Times-Infinity" Characters Like Ed Or Kyo These Crazy Mushy Lines With No Explanation, I Mean, No Excuse Woman

Strange Quirk Of The Day:

I've recently started saying woman in situations where you would usually say something like, "Oh man, that sucks."

So... like... yeah.

FANART!

This isn't really fanart, but it's something that Greedy Ed , who rocks, found for Black Cat. The image belongs to the user shingo-sama on LiveJournal:

Eat many Zen to Mars.

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Ask the Cast by AnimeMatrice reviews
Have you ever had a question that you've really wanted to ask your favourite FMA character? Well, here's your chance to do so, and read other fans' questions and answers from the cast of FMA!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/20/2006
A Little Birdie Told Me by Wolfiee reviews
For the last time, Axel was not gay! So why the hell did Demyx keep saying he was and that he was attracted to ... Roxas? :DemyxAxelRoxas: COMPLETE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,290 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
When Chibis Attack! by chaosbfly reviews
Ever thought about the logistical problems of being 1 foot tall, with mittenhands and eyes taking up a full half of your face? How would the cast of Saiyuki handle this in a real world environment? Parody of all things Chibi.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 53,718 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2005
Levitas Fragosus by BlackMercifulFaerie reviews
When Ed loses something precious to him, he would give anything to reclaim it . . . However, is what he gains worth the price of what he has to give up? Talk about equivalency . . . [RoyEd, Mpreg]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,948 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Happy Heero, Monotone Duo! by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
Duo and Heero wake up to find something incredibly wrong! They've switched bodies! And now they have to find out how to undo it with out the others discovering! Too bad they didn't realize love had something to do with it... COMPLETE [Entirely Edited]
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,205 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Chaos of the Closet Variety by WhimsytheRobot reviews
Yuki and Kyo are back, and this time they're in a closet. installemnt 3 of my 'Change Chronicles!. Yaoi, lemon, YukixKyo, Can be read alone
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Thirty Kisses for Fuery and Havoc by Tanta Green reviews
Response to the 30 kisses challenge. Fuery's had a crush on a certain someone for a while, and maybe, just maybe, Havoc could learn to feel the same way. Yaoi HavocFuery
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Jean H.
Story of my Life by ITookThisName reviews
What happens when Mustang catches Havoc enjoying himself while doing his paperwork? Why did Havoc join the military anyways? And what does Human Resources have to do with it?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
How To Cure a Cold by videogameandanime-empress reviews
Chicken noodle soup, beer, and kisses, the best medicine for a cold... for Roy Mustang at least. Oneshot. RoyEd. Read and Review please. T for Language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Edward Elric Discovers FANFICTION by Heidi C reviews
What happens when Edward Elric discovers by US SINCERELY? What happens when Roy is right behind him? Opinions cluster as a premature war begins when a Fullmetal Alchemist Fanfiction Club rocks up FROM THE DEAD. No, not really. I just felt like saying it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Office Sex by MagickSennyo reviews
Ed and Roy have a surprise waiting in Roy's office...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Jean H., Riza H.
Roses by RyukoGirl reviews
Oneshot shounenai. Roses come in many different colors, but it isn't too difficult to know just which color to pick.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Middle Ground by kymble reviews
Super couple Riku and Sora have a really nasty break up, and Roxas gets dragged into the middle of it. Now that he’s in the limelight, he’s not entirely sure where his heart lies. High school AU, RikuxSora, RikuxRoxas, and eventual AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Roxas, Riku
Coats Off by kawaii-kirei reviews
[RoyEd, drabble] 'What made you believe me' Ed smiled. 'You took your coat off and stood in the rain.'
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
We're All Just Stupid People by XO'MagickMoon'OX reviews
Yuki and Kyo take their fighting to a whole new level. What will they do when the find themselves in over their heads? [Yaoi, RatCat, Alternating POVs][Complete]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,242 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
The ADD Chronicles by XO'MagickMoon'OX reviews
This is what happens when you sit through health and bio class with an extremely short attention span and a lot of notebook paper. [References to YAOI, terrorism, and the Holocaust, as well as bashing of Pres. Bush and 50 Cent.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Riku, Sora
Regression by Nilmiel reviews
The consequences of oversleeping are grave, Roy Mustang discovers, as he enters the office late one day to discover something drastic has happened to all of his subordinates.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Roy M.
Just This Once by Leeren reviews
In which Roy lets Jean bend the rules, just a little. RoyHavoc drabble. You've been warned. Present for my friend, EarthenAngel. Hope you like it!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Roy M., Jean H. - Complete
Old Friends by sylvir reviews
They had always been together. Why would time change that. MaesRoy One Shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Do It Yourself by catiepie182002 reviews
Deciding exactly how peg A fit into slot B had never held much interest for Maes. Yaoi with slight HughesRoy. Not as dirty as it sounds.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Little Red Riding Ed by Kikyo's killer reviews
A rip off of Little Red Riding Hood. Ed is walking over to Pinako’s and he runs into a wolf named Roy. What does the wolf have up his sleeve? Does he even have sleeves? RoyEd Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Inside the Sick Mind of: YUKI SOHMA by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Yuki, you filthy, filthy man! Ever wondered what Yuki is really thinking? It's all one click away in the hilarious series, featuring Yuki like you've never seen him before! [Finally COMPLETED!]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,310 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Yuki S. - Complete
Edward Elric: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Hikari Hrair-rah reviews
At last, the one and only comprehensive guide for EDWARD ELRIC owners everywhere has arrived!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Pillow by Miva Rose reviews
A halfasleep Yuki misses his pillow, but ends up finding a replacement. My first fanfic. Last chapter up! :D
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,267 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Yuki S., Kyo S.
There's Always Tomorrow by Yaoi no Renkinjutsushi reviews
Short little drable about Havoc and Roy. After waking up from a night together, both men have an insight to what's going on around them. This is my first fic, please be kind!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Roy M., Jean H. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Owner's Guide by RuleThyMi reviews
If you’re thinking of purchasing a HARRY POTTER … you will find all of your questions answered HERE. Note: Harry Potter: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual is a PARODY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
If It Were Only This Easy by Crimson1 reviews
THE END! An AU with the characters from normal Saiyukiverse looking in as invisible observers. I already told you, it's the end. : I hope you love this as much as I do. Yaoi!
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,454 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Queer by Ryuuza reviews
Sora thinks Matt is gay. Daisuke thinks Matt is gay. Koushirou believes, after an extended observation and a thorough analysis, there is a good probability that Matt is homosexual. Wait-doesn't Matt get a say in this? TAITO
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt
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Why Cupid Isn't Allowed In Pubs Anymore reviews
So Cupid got drunk and hooked up Ed and Roy creating... even MORE EdRoy drabbles! Dun dun dunnn... Beware the fluffiness!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,990 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Black Cat reviews
A relief from all those RoyEd fics where Ed becomes a cat chimera. This time, Roy does! Boy, do I have a one trick imagination. RoyEd, maybe HavocFuery if I get bored.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,447 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Penance reviews
After finding out that he's stolen all of Havoc's grilfriends for two years, Roy makes a promise he regrets later... Eventual JeanRoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Jean H., Roy M.
Officeblock Tango reviews
So there I was, fixin' the radio... FueryEd, and a bit of domestic strife. Edward needs to keep his eyes on his koibito...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Goings on at the End of THE SERIES! reviews
Yeah. It's random. Proposals, water balloons, and drunk Hatori. Momijiru,KxY, HiroxKisa, RitchanxMitchan. Those who fear insanity would be wise to run.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006
People Will Say We're In Love reviews
Heck, they already are. Ya gotta pity Yuki and Kyo. WARNING: For once, Yuki and Kyo are not actually together. But there is some semigraphic stuff. Series of oneshots.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Awakening reviews
Kyo has an unusual dream... Chapter 8: Kyo learns that Mayuchansensei is SCAAAARY! Meanwhile, Stage 4 gets a LEETLE out of hand... KxY, yaoi of course.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Bunny reviews
A bunny reflects... oneshot, unless you want me to continue...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Momiji S. - Complete