Author has written 16 stories for Valdemar universe, Harry Potter, Brokeback Mountain, and M*A*S*H.
A longish semi-autobiography that I really don't expect anyone to read, yet which I insist on updating every once in a while for...no reason at all, other than that I like to talk about myself.
Name: Hate it. Refuse to write it.
I tend to babble on. And rant. Ranting is fun.
Before you get much farther, know that I really am smarter than I make myself sound. I just enjoy being...unique. You'll have to live with it.
As far as my writing goes, I seem to be a slash writer when it comes to fanfiction. Original fiction-wise, I'm a fantasy writer.
My religion is fairly nonexistant. I'm not an athiest--I do beleive in a higher power, I just don't worship it. Organized religion of any sort bothers me.
I speak fluent sarcasm.
I like rock music, specifically alt rock, and I've entered a pop-y phase now. My favorite bands are Secondhand Serenade, Evans Blue, Tool, Elbow, Belle and Sebastian, Fair To Midland, 10 Years, A Perfect Circle, Snow Patrol...and some others I can't be bothered to remember. Not that you care, but I like talking about me. And who knows, if we have the same musical interests, perhaps we'll someday form a life-long bond of friendship based on a mutual love of the bands I mentioned.
My favorite movies are Donnie Darko, Silence of the Lambs, and Sweeney Todd; other good movies are Hard Candy, Pride and Prejudice, Juno, The Departed, The Producers, Brokeback Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean (the first one, not so much the others), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and...some others, I'm sure, but thinking is just too much work right now.
My favorite TV shows are Six Feet Under, MASH, Pushing Daisies, Dexter, Boston Legal, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Houswives, Criminal Minds, Will & Grace, and C.S.I.
My favorite authors are Lynn Flewelling (Nightrunner series), Thomas Harris (Hannibal books), Scott Lynch (Locke Lamora books), Trudi Canavan (The Black Magician Trilogy), Sarah Monette (the Melusine books), Tanya Huff (the Keeper books), Carol Berg (Lighthouse duology, D'Arnath books, Song of the Beast), Jacqueline Carey, David Gemmell, and Ann Marston, pretty much in that order. I also like the Twilight Series, Tamora Pierce, and the Harry Potter books, but I'm more into adult fantasy...
J’adore le français.
I love fantasy. Enough said.
I like to think of myself as an artist. Heh.
Some of my favorite quotes:
"Insanity is just a state of mind." -Hawkeye Pierce, MASH
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
"Not only am I having conversations with myself, but now I'm refusing to talk to me. This has got to be the first sign of maddness." -Sonea, The High Lord
"Chaos is great. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling." -J.D., Heathers
"You can't just go hacking your way out of every difficult situation that arises. It's uncivilized." -Seregil, from Lynn Flewelling's Luck in the Shadows
"I made a new friend."
"There's more to you than there is to you!" -Max Bialystock, The Producers
"Nuditity makes me breathe funny!" -Radar, MASH
"Anything's possible...if it happens." - Oxnard Montalvo, from The Angry Beavers (the best old cartoon ever made)
"One by one, the penguins are stealing my sanity." - the best shirt in the world, which I didn't have enough money to buy and haven't been able to find anywhere ever again
"The insanity keeps me sane." - Me, whenever the opportunity presents itself
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