Author has written 30 stories for Witch Hunter Robin, Avatar: Last Airbender, Final Fantasy X, Life With Derek, Danny Phantom, Sky High, Naruto, Jade Empire, Ranma, One Piece, Death Note, iCarly, Soul Calibur, Bleach, Scooby Doo, Tin Man, Star Wars, Suite Life series, Diablo, Charmed, Ouran High School Host Club, IT Crowd, and Fairy Tail.
Hi, I'm Jackie. Welcome to my little slice of heaven.
It has finally happened! I finally graduated! I am now a certified librarian... now I just need a job...
But anyways... Well, as you can probably tell by my actually belonging to this site, writing and reading are hobbies of mine, as well as a mish-mash of other random things. But that's me, I tend to be eclectic. Since you're here, take a look around and drop me a line if there's anything you like.
Thanks for stopping by!
People Who Tick Me Off:
People who murder the English Language. There is spell check for a reason people! I know I'm not perfect but, damn. And please, if I try to read your story and end up with a headache... that's a bad thing! Grammar! Whatever happened to elementary school English class?
People who complain because they don't like a paring. Grow up damn it! It's not worth the time.
Favorite Shows/Plays/Movies (In random order):
Witch Hunter Robin (Amon & Robin)
Inuyasha (Sesshoumaru & Kagura, Miroku & Sango, Inuyasha & Kagome)
Avatar: The Last Airbender (Zuko & Katara)
Danny Phantom (Danny & Sam)
Teen Titans (Raven & Robin)
Ranma 1/2 (Ranma & Akane)
Record of Lodoss War
Magic Knight Rayearth 1&2 (Hikaru & Lantis, Fuu & Ferio, Umi & Ascot)
Futurama (Fry & Leela)
Escaflowne (Van & Hitome)
Firefly/Serenity (Into each life a little Rayne must fall!)
Bleach (Ichigo & Rukia, Orihime & Uryuu, Toshiro & Rangiku)
Naruto (Hinata & Kiba, Naruto & Sakura)
Blood Plus (Hagi & Saya)
Tin Man (Cain & DG, Glitch/Ambrose & Azkadellia)
The Phantom of the Opera (The Phantom is my fav.)
Star Wars: Originals all the way baby! (Luke & Mara)
The Big Bang Theory (Penny & Sheldon)
How I Met Your Mother (Barney & Robin)
Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen
The Dragon Riders series by Mercedes Lackey: Joust, Alta, & Sanctuary
The Legend of Eli Monpress Series by Rachel Aaron: The Spirit Thief, The Spirit Rebellion, The Spirit Eater, The Spirit War, The Spirit's End
Homer's The Odyssey
Harry Potter by J. K. Rowling (Sorry if this offends you... actually I'm not... but I did NOT like that last book. In my own little world it just didn't happen. Snape lives I tell you!... Or he at least had a much cooler death.)
The Ranger's Apprentice series by John Flanagan. (I don't care that it's YA. It's still awesome!)
There is a whole lot more that needs to go on this list but I just don't have the time to write that many titles down.
T-shirt saying: "Come to the Dark side... We have cookies."
My Husband: "Mummies are just Egyptian zombies."
Internet: "When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg."
My Husband & I: "The couple that slays together, stays together."
Futurama: "Kill all humans. Must kill all humans..." "Bender. Wake up." "Fry, I was having a wonderful dream, and I think you were in it."
Futurama: "Bite my colossal metal ass." (Gotta love Bender)
Young Frankenstein: "Abby Something." "Abby Something?" "Yes, Abby... Normal."
Spaceballs (Dark Helmet): "I'm your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Commercial: "It's the little snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off."
Ray Bradbury: “A learning experience is one of those things that say, ‘You know that thing you just did? Don’t do that.’”
Ursula K. LeGuin: "It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters, in the end."
George R.R. Martin: "A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge."
Mae West: I'm kind. (Except for those days when, for no apparent reason, I hate pretty much everyone.)
Alta by Mercedes Lackey: "Experience and treachery will overcome youth and idealism with no effort whatsoever."
Alta: "Enough enthusiasm to build a palace and not a brick of common sense among them."
Avatar: The Last Airbender (Zuko): "But I don't need luck. I've always had to struggle. It's made me strong. It's made me who I am."
My friend Cassie: "Whoever said 'The pen is mightier than the sword' never tried to fence with a Bic."
Me: "I am a radiant blossom." Added by my husband, "Of insanity."
For my friend Cassie: "I cheese sandwich you!"
Firefly (Wash): "I'm a leaf on the wind... Watch how I soar."
Jade Empire (Sky): "My, all these nobles with their fat purses and their thin intellects - I swear, heaven must look like this."
Arnold from Stewart and Arnold's Knife Throwing Act at NYRF: "Remember, you are here for a good time, not a long time."
Stewart from Stewart and Arnold's Knife Throwing Act at NYRF: "It's not pink. It's desert rose."
NYRF T-shirt: "The floggings will continue until morale improves."
Me: "I'm not short. I'm fun sized!"
Richard Castle: "There are two kinds of folk who sit around thinking about how to kill people. Psychopaths and mystery writers."
From somewhere: "Silence is golden but duct tape is silver."
My sister: "L is for slow." (Don't ask. It involved lack of sleep, video games, and sugar.)
Cool answering machine message: "Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.”
Me: "I laugh at my own jokes. I don't know if that means I'm a narcissist or if I'm just easily amused."
T-Shirt: "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."
The Wizard's Ward by Deborah Hale: "The most perilous blade is a hidden one."
From a story by Alpha Cucumber: "Karma’s a bitch, and we bitches stick together."
Me: "Everything always sounds better with 'of doom' added to the end. Think about it. Bunny slippers... of DOOM!"
My Aunt: "Poptarts! Oh wait..." (We were playing a game where everyone had to think of words that started with B... After about three hours or so your brain turns to mush.)
My Uncle: "Put it under B... For Books!" (While discussing the Dewey Decimal System and him being a wise ass.)
Groucho Marx: "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Me: "Real vampires don't sparkle!"
From The Flying Red Panda: "If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?"
Me: "When life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice in someone's eye and steal their fruit."
Jessica Rabbit: "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn this way."
Chelsea Cain: "Memory is a fiction we tell ourselves, just a piece of the truth."
T-Shirt: "Talk nerdy to me."
Me: "You know he loves you when you do something you know is weird and all he says is 'makes sense to me.'"
Bumper Sticker: "Ahhh...I see the Screw Up Fairy has visited us again."
From SpaceAnJL: "Courage. Wisdom. Integrity. The measure of a man. Body, mind and spirit aligned."
Can't Remember: "Du be du be du... Beware the Penguin."
Me: "The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese."
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