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Joined 08-26-05, id: 885459, Profile Updated: 05-05-13
Author has written 39 stories for Naruto, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, and Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ.

writing blog: icha-ichaparadise . tumblr . com

--previously known as Serenity Silence.]
{ nineteen . f e m a l e . first year college student .

[856,521 / 1,000,000 words archived.]

--{i l i k e : naruto: sasorideidara, nejitenten, minatokushina, peinkonan, sasukesakura, shikamaruino. durarara!!: shizuoizaya, celtyshinra.}
{i d i s l i k e : naruto: sasorisakura, deidarasakura, itachideidara, orochimarusasori, amongst others. durarara!!: shikiizaya, izayakida, shizuocelty, amongst others.}--

about yours truly:

01. I'm quite bad when it comes to full length fics. And yet, I try. Kindly be patient, for my attention span cannot focus even if it is my otp.

02. I do not read stories as per request, nor do I review upon request. If you'd like feedback, I will try my best, although if you send a 10k word fic, the chances of it getting read is quite low.

03. Please ask permission if you wish to translate something or share it elsewhere. Even if you include credit, I'd like knowledge of so. Obviously, please don't upload what I've written and pass it off as your own.

04. It takes me days to answer private messages because I always put it off when I see it in my email. But I get to them. Eventually.

05. Thank you for reading! :)


the current statuses of fics:

mosaic- hiatus
experiment- aah. slow.


contemplating on starting:

--Waltz With Me- NejiTen AU; Romance/humor--
[Summary: "See, Neji," Sakura tapped her fingernail against the chalkboard, smiling smugly, "There are eight steps to wooing a girl. Do all of these, and Tenten will be yours, I guarantee." Eight weeks to the waltz, eight steps to woo the girl. Eight chances for Hyuuga Neji's ego to disintegrate.]

--Terms and Conditions- SasuSaku AU; Romance/humor--
[Summary: "It's not that you're a bad worker," Sakura said with a frown. "It's just that... you're a really bad worker." "...I'm your boss, Sakura."]

--Profanity Filter- SasoDei AU; Romance/humor--
[Summary: 'Deidara,' Kakuzu said gravely, 'When people say to get close to your professor, they don't mean drunk, in bed, and naked.' 'Shut up, I was at a bar! And it was not in bed, it was in a janitor's closet!' 'Underage at a club and in a tiny, cramped space. That's where it always starts.']


"Life's only beautiful because it's so fleeting, so transient." --Deidara

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Hello, Stranger by YoBeezy reviews
Sasori never had good luck. It brought cold weather, bad co-workers, and a single stubborn blonde boy with a bad habit of stealing your things. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Hold Your Colour by Nanaki Lioness reviews
SasoDei. Sasori sees everything in shades of colour.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Eternity Ends With An Explosion by Caelice reviews
AU. Against his better judgment, Sasori cares for an injured Deidara, all the while convincing himself that it was only to satisfy his own curiosity as to why he was hurt in the first place. SasoDei, Kakuhida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,908 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Crescendo by mitsukai reviews
She was to be his artistic masterpiece—his alone—therefore no mere human's hand may touch her, not even her own, at least not for this night. One-shot, Deidara sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Deidara - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,333 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
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Mosaic reviews
AU 'In the end we're the same, Shizu-chan,' Izaya said quietly with a glint of a smile in his dull eyes, 'You want to escape reality with sex. I want to escape reality with death. It's beautiful, isn't it? Like broken pieces of glass coming together to form a mosaic.' Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,906 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Experiment reviews
Experimented on by the government, Heiwajima Shizuo has become a ghost of his former self and Orihara Izaya finds himself being trusted to save him. The question is, is such a thing possible? It hadn't been a task to get him out of the government's clutches, but healing a broken man will take more than syringes, bandages, and pretty words. Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,639 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Chancing on Apathy reviews
And for Heiwajima Shizuo, graduating high school has come down to two things: fail his senior year or kiss Orihara Izaya. The choice may just kill him. Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Crescendo reviews
"Love doesn't blossom," Tenten laughed, the same laugh from when she was a toddler, now as a woman, "It crescendos, slowly, definitely, infinitely." NejiTen for OasisSerenity
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,437 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Study Break reviews
During finals, the library of Raira Academy found itself filled to the brim with students. But there was one corner empty and, it seemed, one corner was all Shizuo and Izaya needed for a study break. Shizaya, smut
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Delivery Boy reviews
AU 'Kise, you're the worst delivery boy ever for three reasons: you parked your car on my lawn, almost forgot to take my money, and now you're about to blow off your job by sleeping with me.' AoKise, smut
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Aomine D., Kise R. - Complete
A Christmas Revision reviews
'Shizuo.' 'Yeah' '…You have geese in front of your door.' Shizuo never even liked that damn carol. Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Strawberry Rum reviews
AU A little bit of strawberry rum never hurt, did it? All it does is send you on a chase to find the blonde you had a one night stand with. But that's only if you're Sasori. SasoDei ;; lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sasori, Deidara
Thirty Three Lessons reviews
AU Thirty three lessons. Thirty three lessons were all it took for Iwa Deidara to earn enough to stay in his apartment for another month, for him to finish his final semester as Tokyo University, for him to completely change his mind about Uchiha Tobi. TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
The Elastic Clause reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Icebreaker reviews
When Izaya checks himself into the mental hospital, Shizuo finds himself unable to not visit-not because he cared, of course, but because he was curious-bringing with him taunts, annoyance, and a bag of ice. Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Serendipity reviews
AU Deidara was never one that lady luck favored; he was fairly sure he had offended her in his past life. But when he sees the same redhead not once, not twice, but three times then surely she must be forgiving him. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Thirty Seven and a Half Days reviews
It took Uchiha Sasuke thirty seven and a half days from the time he asked his girlfriend, Yamanaka Ino, to move in with him. SasuIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Business Meeting reviews
AU And suddenly, this business meeting isn't only about joining companies… SasoDei ;; lemon oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Doctor, Doctor reviews
Somehow, combining the two things Shizuo hates most, the doctor's and Izaya, results in massive hatred… that he actually likes. Maybe check ups really aren't that bad after all. Shizaya ;; lemon
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
The Exchange reviews
In which Shizuo thought that holding Izaya's sisters for ransom would really be enough to get his cell phone back from the information broker. Really, Shizuo, you are quite naïve. Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Yes, Sasori no Danna reviews
As Sasori's butler, Deidara really couldn't refuse the redhead, whether it was to warm up his soup or warm up the heir himself. Whatever that meant. SasoDei ;; warning: lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Beautiful Words reviews
AU Sasori doesn't speak. He only speaks to Deidara in private and in the presence of other people, they communicate through Sasori's sketchbook and his art. But sometimes, a drawing just doesn't suffice. DeiSaso / SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sasori - Complete
Salvation reviews
AU "What's this?" "Tapes of reasons for why Deidara found it so hard to keep living." After a failed suicide attempt by Deidara, all Sasori has to understand why and salvage him is a bundle of tapes... that he isn't supposed to have. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,417 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Party Favors reviews
Tenten's planned Neji a surprise party, so Neji has no goodie bags for the guests. Meanwhile, Tenten has no gift for the birthday boy. But there's always something to be done about that. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Interminable reviews
The terminally ill patient that loves life. The depressed but tumor free boy that hates life. You always want what you don't have. NejiTen Request from grunty07
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Time Bomb reviews
Sasori had several reasons as to why having a relationship with Deidara would be a bad idea. And the most important one was that it would mean having a relationship with Deidara. And that was just out of the picture. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Paradoxical reviews
While volunteering at the psychiatric ward, Sasori encountered two paradoxes: the paradox of one of the residents and the paradox of falling in love with said resident. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,122 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Latte reviews
As many freshman, Deidara's first day of college is hectic, scary, and awkward. However, nothing beats getting lost, having coffee spilled on you, swearing at your teacher then walking into his class thirty minutes later. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Des Couleurs reviews
Artists see and feel everything in colors. Seven drabbles of the colors of the rainbow. Violet: "Don't keep me waiting, brat." "I wouldn't dare, danna." A new beginning after a violet colored end. Romance SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,205 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
a hundred little paper cranes reviews
One hundred cranes, one hundred moments for Neji and Tenten. Crane Four- "Enigmatic": He takes her hand, his eyes lock with hers, his lips touch hers, his heart is hers. Romance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,683 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Diccionari reviews
Words are man's most powerful tool. NejiTen drabbles inspired by words. Theme: Regret.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,534 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
Misfits reviews
The misfits, guided by a leader, are no longer misfits. But… what happens when the leader is no longer? Team Gai centric, NejiTen Request from Hikoru Aniki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Rumors reviews
Rumors lead to rumors lead to rumors lead to… a kiss? SasuNaru AU Request from Homicidal Whispers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Deceiving Cupid reviews
Lee has noticed the strange behavior of Neji and Tenten and has decided to take the role of playing Cupid upon himself. However, not everything is at it seems… NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Eleven to the Fifth reviews
AU Sasori, being Sasori, forgets that on 11-11-11, 11:11 is extra special, despite Deidara's setting of his phone and Hidan's insult-filled, blunt reminder. Deidara, being Deidara, won't let him forget. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Almost Perfect Prom reviews
"Your stupid dog ate my flowers!" "Maybe your stupid flowers were in Akamaru's way!" KibaIno AU Request from Gin no raita wa bara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
Hummingbird reviews
A collection of NejiTen drabbles. Eternity: AU "If two people are meant to be, they will find their way back together." Genre: Romance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,633 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
PS I'm Pregnant reviews
Dear Neji, today I found out I was pregnant. So please, do hurry back. And don't you dare come back without completing that mission or I will self abort this baby. Love, Tenten. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,396 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
26 Days reviews
Spend 26 days with me at the Hyuuga summer house. 26 letters, 26 days. One activity each day starting with a letter, in alphabetical order. By the end, I guarantee you will be falling for me. NejiTen AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,596 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
1, 2, 3, 4 reviews
There's only one way, two say, those three words, four you. NejiTen -Multichapter song fic- 1,2, 3, 4 by Plain White T's
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Culinary Love reviews
Hi there! I'm the owner of a small but successful bakery. My name is Tenten and... 'NARUTO, STOP CHASING SASUKE WITH THAT PAN' I hired a new pastry chef, the name of Hyuuga Neji, and I just... might love him. NejiTen AU[WARNING: MAJOR OOC][Rating T to M]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,057 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Neji and Tenten: 100 Moments reviews
100 moments for Neji and Tenten! Moment 100: Memory [99 small tiny moments... create a lifetime of memories.][Genre: Romance, General, Slight Humor][Please R&R!][Warning:OoCness][COMPLETED!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 94,369 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
11 Fundamental Rules of Life reviews
There are 11 fundamental things you should never do in life. They include going bikini shopping, kick yourself in the area to get out of something, and fall in love with your best friend. Too bad Neji already did all of that.[PleaseR&R][NejiTen]COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,078 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
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