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Author has written 61 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Firefly, Heroes, Robin Hood BBC, Misc. Books, and Wonder Woman. So ... I like fan fiction. I've written a lot of it. I also write 'straight' fiction, poetry, nonfiction, reviews, etc. Mostly, these days, I write the 'straight' stuff, but I get lured back here every one in awhile. My main areas are Phantom of the Opera, Doctor Who, and Batman. Not sure what else you want to know. Art for the fic: The lovely L Bea has illustrated Cecile, heroine of Butcher, Baker, Tailor/Queen of Hearts here. I was bored on a plane ride. A "cover" for Butcher, Baker, Tailor/Queen of Hearts. |
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A Solo For The Living by Tango1 reviews
The first kiss turned a ghost into a man. The second turned a girl into a woman. Two kisses, a ring, a backward glance: on such things do lives turn. In the real world outside the opera, two people struggle against themselves - while around them, France careens into military disaster. Some RC, mostly EC. WIP.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 287,770 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 12/5/2021 - Published: 4/23/2005 - [Erik, Christine] Raoul
dark innocence 1 by heyepic reviews
His unkempt appearance was well-known by students and teachers alike at our school; his cold and reclusive behavior was even more recognizable. Joker/OC. **NEWLY REVISED & REWRITTEN VERSION NOW UP!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,423 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 6/16/2020 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Joker
The Spider Web by Lati reviews
GSU student Dahlia Rhodes develops an imbalanced relationship with Professor Jonathan Crane to cope with her traumas. But the professor's not forthcoming with his true intentions, and has much grander plans in mind. (Re-written for 2020!)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,180 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/29/2020 - Published: 8/15/2005 - J. Crane
Letters From The Dark by Escoger reviews
The sixth year of Hogwarts proves more confusing than the previous five combined to Lily Evans. Receiving the benefit of unbiased advice from a mysterious pen-pal, she gains new perspective and learns more about herself and those around her. Still, that shouldn't change much, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 161,322 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 4/27/2020 - Published: 1/3/2010 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] - Complete
Lost love and hope found by anathi reviews
A new case leads Henry to an unexpected encounter with someone who seems to share his affliction - but not quite. Henry is not who Jo thought he was. Adam is not who Henry thought he was. And Mr. Griffin, expert in artifacts and adventures, inserts himself in the middle of it all. Adam fans: This story is for you! To those who are not yet Adam fans, I'm plotting to convert you :D
Forever - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,391 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Henry M., Abe, J. Martinez, Adam
What Was Left After the Thaw by Thaddeus MacChuzzlewit reviews
He is alone in the world right now. There is no one to miss him when he doesn't come home. He dies by the side of the road, growing slowly colder as he lies in the snow, staring at the frozen lake in the distance, wondering if there will be anything left of his mind in the spring.
Forever - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Henry M. - Complete
Death of Everything by InsertImaginativeNameHere reviews
Two thousand years of observing life and watching everything around him die has left Adam alone. Time still passes regardless of his objections, and everything dies except him. Originally written for the Forever Holiday Exchange Ficathon for morningstarofnight.
Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2016
A Gut Feeling by Dunnage41 reviews
"Physician, heal thyself" apparently doesn't apply to Henry. Or at least that's what he thinks.
Forever - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Abe, Henry M., J. Martinez - Complete
Lesson by Lady of the Shards reviews
Henry gets injured once again while chasing a a criminal with Detective Martinez. Adam decides it's time he learns a lesson. Jo has to chase down the clues to get him back and Abraham is cursing Henry's lack of cell phone. I do not own. May be have a bit of romance.
Forever - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Abe, Adam, Henry M., J. Martinez
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 13326 - Favs: 16,060 - Follows: 8,473 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lady Marian and the Three Gift Givers by traveller19 reviews
An RH Fairy Tale...ish. The men of Nottingham try to win the heart of Lady Marian.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Marian, Allan A D. - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Teacher of Music by The Key of MGY reviews
Christine Daae is taught to sing by a more earthly entity...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,421 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 3/29/2001 - Christine
Use Your Illusion by moment forever faded reviews
As Rachel's friend and school mate, Elise Conway, moves back to Gotham, she is kidnapped by the Joker as a ploy to get to Rachel and various other key players in the Joker's game to take over Gotham. Set during 'The Dark Knight.'
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,535 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Joker
Saviors and Hellion Smiles by Harlequin Sequins reviews
The Joker has been mortally wounded. Will no one step up at Gotham's own hospital to care for the vastly despised villain on the verge of his deathbed? Only one is foolish enough to do it. Set during the Dark Knight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,448 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Joker, J. Gordon - Complete
Anna Grin by Larissa Fae reviews
He was her Glasgow baby, her smile when she couldn't. She was his delusion, his make-believe of all make-believes. A series of Joker/Ramirez-centric one-shots.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Joker
Harley's Polka Party and the Joker's Boner by Akito The Sex Goddess reviews
The result of a sugar high after watching Brokeback Moutain. Random characters, and no plot whatsoever. WARNING: Contains gay Pokemon theme songs. May cause orgasms. Rated T for sexual reference.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Your Mom is Batman! by TheRandomScribbler reviews
Tim Drake discovers the beautiful fun of telling everyone, including Batman, Alfred and the Joker, "YOUR MOM!" jokes and uses it as only a 14-year-old Boy Wonder can...Wow, who knew Batman could turn that shade of red? Otherwise entitled, "Run, Tim, Run!"
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
An Unhealthy Obsession by Kendra Luehr reviews
-TDK- After the Joker's encounter with Rachel Dawes, a new and frightening obsession begins to stir within his breast... Rachel x Joker ::MATURE sexual content:: Now COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,945 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - [Joker, Rachel D.] Bruce W./Batman, Harvey D. - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by The Kat Valentine reviews
-First in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Gotham City is the new home to lackluster journalist Harvey Tinkle, a failure in most respects. But when she meets Cleveland, her neighbor, she's in for more than she bargained for. Enter: the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,404 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Joker - Complete
First And Last by PurpleYin reviews
There are lots of things he didn't appreciate before. Angsty and Tosh/Owen. Post-2x07.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Owen H., Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
Playing With Scissors by Mistress Scribbles reviews
An 'Unusual Pairings' Fic, set between Big Finish and Big Hello. Sarah feels stuck in a rut. What she needs is confidence. What she doesn't need is a cheap haircut. Or so she thinks. SaCol, friendship, UST.
Press Gang - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Sarah's Summer Holiday by bethamphetamine reviews
Sarah is taking a week off from the Junior Gazette. Stuck in a room with her parents in Brighton, she meets someone who encourages her to try something new. Least Liked Character Challenge from Press Gang Fan Forum.
Press Gang - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3816 - Favs: 6,385 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Midnight Dawn by Azina Zelle reviews
In this sequel to Shadows of the Mind, Dr. Jonathan Crane's well ordered life is about to be become unraveled. Emily Andrews has come back into his life and Scarecrow no longer is content to remain in Crane's shadow.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,922 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 10/15/2005
Merry Christmas, Tiddler by bethamphetamine reviews
A short Christmas story focusing on Tiddler with no Splynda, I know, I'm as surprised as you are. Set in the commercial days of the Junior Gazette, pre There Are Crocodiles
Press Gang - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Without Ever Firing A Shot by BatmansBabe reviews
A post DMC fic. Beckett gets another mark from Captain Jack Sparrow. JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Denouement by Clever Lass reviews
Based on the Kopit and Yeston Phantom film, that stars Charles Dance and Teri Polo. Picks up when Christine faints after seeing Erik's face. It's mostly fluff, but a tiny bit of plot has crept in. The fluff, though, remains its raison d'etre. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,577 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Wells, Welles and the Doctor by RapidEyeMovement reviews
When legendary writer H.G. Wells and filmmaker extraordinaire Orson Welles meet by chance one day, they become fast friends and discover they have a mutual acquaintance.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
A Spirit from the Vasty Deep by Rennie1265 reviews
James Norrington finds a new vocation as a ghost haunting a certain pirate captain. Death story of a sort obviously since a ghost is involved. Please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,968 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 10/15/2005 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Blackadder and the Doctor by RapidEyeMovement reviews
BlackadderDoctor Who crossover. Various members of the Blackadder dynasty have brief encounters with various incarnations of the Doctor across British history.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
Almost Had It All by Chevalliata reviews
A new knight finds out the hard way how far the Church of Rome's manipulations go...[Full summary inside] Rated for violence, language, and sexual situations. TristanOC COMPLETE
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,578 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Complete
Dark My Light by Blodeuedd reviews
The childhood of Dr. Jonathan Crane was a dark one, marked by cruelty, pain, and loss. What happens when the arrival of a new intern at Arkham Asylum revives memories of what he's sought to forget? A bizarre account of unnatural love and inevitable ruin.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,436 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Severely Deluded by Mireille reviews
One fine morning, Hermione realizes that someone has dosed her with Love Potion. How else could she possibly have fallen in love with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,012 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shadows of the Mind by Azina Zelle reviews
Before Dr. Jonathan Crane became the Scarecrow, he was a bullied kid struggling to survive on his wits in the darkest parts of Gotham City. But he comes to realize that perhaps the darkest region yet is within the depths of his own mind.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,048 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
Things Too Big to Fit Through a Mirror by The Kat Valentine reviews
Ever wonder how Erik got all that crap down there....
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005
Tradeoff by angelinhell reviews
Random oneshot. Slightly PG13ratedpossible second chapter. Read & review, per favore?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Complete
The Parody of the Opera by withoutlove reviews
This is just your average Phantom of the Opera parody. Each chapter is of a scene from the 2004 ALW Movie. Expect randomness, poking fun at Raoul, and amusing observations from Joel, Stage Phans, Gerry Phans, and yours truly.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 8/30/2005
A Cure for what Ails You by Corri reviews
Commodore Norrington, still feeling down about Elizabeth's recent marriage, simply wanted a quiet drink...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Complete
The Greatest of All The French Chicks by Invader Vega reviews
The magical and vaguely frightening story of absolutely nothing in particular, which includes the love story of Raoul and his dollar. Painful, searing EC. RaoulDollar. MegTorgo? DON'T SUE ME!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Meg Giry, Raoul
Bodies on the Shore by Elcie reviews
COMPLETED! An EC Leroux based fiction. What if Christine did not have the resolve to approach Erik as his "living bride" when Raoul and the Persian are in the torture chamber. A huge thank you to all who read and especially to those who reviewed.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,390 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
La Parodie by HumiliatedGrape reviews
Here it is, what we've all been waiting for - a parody of Chocolat! Please R&R! Rated PG-13 just to be safe ;) CHAPTER 4 UP!
Chocolat - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004
Meeting Of The Minds by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Cat Haiku and Limericks by Mystitat reviews
A little collection of hilarious haiku and limericks based on Cats characters.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Complete
King Richard the Third: There Goes the Succession by meganphntmgrl reviews
Parody antics with everyone's favorite psychotic, kyphotic literary usurper. Learn about Anne's drinking problem, Richard's love of crown-licking, and the Princes' overactive growth hormones. It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-Richard!
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,701 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2004
The Quality of Mercy by Mundungus42 reviews
Norrington & Co. are courtmartialed for the loss of the Interceptor. The penalty for negligence is death by hanging, and the Admiral has it in for Norrington. Fortunately, Jack still owes him for one escape. Save Norrington challenge winner!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Complete
Out Of Time by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
A Time-Turner Story. Hermione Granger has always stood up for the underdog, but when an accident sends her 20 years into the past, she finds her sympathies lie in strange places...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,617 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Deus vult by hereswith reviews
Ivanhoe. What if Rebecca of York had not refused when Brian de Bois-Guilbert arranged her escape from Templestowe? [Complete]
Ivanhoe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - B. de Bois-Guilbert, Rebecca - Complete
Percy Gets The Job by DIY Sheep reviews
How many Doctors can you fit into a eight hundred word story? I manage eight and one bewildered actor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004
Cry by Mistah Js girl reviews
Everyone has seen the Joker laugh, only Harley Quinn has seen him cry.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Lunatic, Lover and Poet by Flourish reviews
Elizington, AU. Sometimes our first choices are not always the right ones; always the winter must come before the spring.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Complete
Never Again by Zeech reviews
The infamous island scene - a different take on it. During the hours in which Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann are alone on the island, something passes between them never again to return.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2003
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Doors Unhinged
Mrs Dalloway loves green. She loves giving parties. She doesn't love Cockneys, Welshmen, or the wireless, but she is ambivalent about Miss Prince. A (wait for it) Wonder Woman / Mrs Dalloway / Tommies (the BBC Radio Drama series) / Forever / Doctor Who crossover.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Wonder Woman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,288 - Published: 12/9/2017 - Complete
Letters from a French Actress reviews
Set between TCOTBP and DMC. A French actress finds herself in Tortuga. I stray from my normal JackElizabeth action to find some time for Norrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 1/4/2007
December 29, 1999
Why Grace had her pager on at "Madam Butterfly" in the TV movie.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Published: 2/19/2015
Yonder Comes a Courteous Knight reviews
One-shots and drabbles, some cross-overs, definitely tending toward the Guy/Marian spectrum but a mixed bag with mixed ships. Travel to Tyre, in the TARDIS, and into realms tender and terrifying.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,449 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/28/2008 - 10th Doctor, Guy of Gisborne, Marian
The Book of Hours reviews
1190, Nottingham. Marian of Knighton's young cousin Theodosia is expecting and has recently lost her husband. Marian writes to her to keep her entertained in her confinement, confiding disconcerting rumors of trouble coming from the north. Meanwhile, Guy of Gisborne assesses Nottingham before Vaisey arrives. Pre-season 1. Mildly Guy/Marian.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,931 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Marian, Guy of Gisborne - Complete
Millennial Summer reviews
An unlikely character from the TV Movie has an encounter with the Doctor on Santa Monica beach.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/13/2011 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Doctor Who the Musical Special reviews
The Phantom of Androzani- "Caves of Androzani" rendered in musical parody form!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/27/2010 - 5th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri - Complete
In Loving Memory reviews
The Second Doctor, Jamie, and Zoe visit an orphaned boy whose mysterious sickness causes them considerable consternation.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M. - Complete
Christmas with the Joker reviews
It's Christmas Eve in Quebec City, and Marie-Cecile Blandine is preparing the reveillon feast. Pere Noel arrives a bit early. Better if you've read "Butcher, Baker, Tailor" and "Queen of Hearts" first.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Joker - Complete
An Evening with Edgar reviews
Ten, Martha, and Edgar Allan Poe. Threatened to write it in "The 1969 Diaries" but not necessary for you to have to read that to get this. Me loading on the Martha-angst.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Making It Stranger reviews
The Doctor arrives in Arkham Asylum while Jack Harkness meets Batman. Cardiff must brace itself for a visit from the Clown Prince of Crime. A Batman/Nolan!verse cross over with Doctor Who and Torchwood. Rated M for violence later on in the story.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,820 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Jack H., Joker - Complete
Queen of Hearts reviews
Sequel to Butcher, Baker, Tailor. What will lure Cecile Blandine, tailor's daughter, to Gotham? And why won't the Joker leave her alone?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,368 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Butcher, Baker, Tailor reviews
"The clothes are custom, no labels." Marie-Cecile Blandine's father is a tailor. He has an unusual client-the Joker. Set in Quebec the winter before the events of TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008
The Doctor's Worst Day reviews
Author's Notes: Again, it crawled out of a dark corner of my brain. Obviously if we were being serious, the Doctor's worst day would be grim indeed ... the Time War, "Earthshock," "Doomsday," etc. And perhaps when I'm in an angsty mood I'll put the poor
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Once Is Never Enough reviews
Sarah Jane Smith after the events of The Five Doctors.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Time Lords Don't Get the Flu reviews
If you've read Over and Under, this is in a similar vein--except funny instead of sad.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
The Swamps of Home reviews
Steven Taylor the First Doctor's companion has an interesting run-in from the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Nine Hours, Give or Take
Stream of consciousness for Donna and the Doctor in Partners in Crime.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008
Ian and the Beatles reviews
to answer that age-old question of how did Ian know the lyrics to “Ticket to Ride” when the last time he’d been in 20th-century London was 1963
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Still Life reviews
Sarah Jane Smith goes to Ashingdon to report on the Big Pit closing ... and meets an exceptional artist.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
The 1969 Diaries reviews
Martha has to pick up a job and a diary-writing habit in 1969.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
1896 reviews
As alluded to in 1996, Jack Harkness made the acquaintance of Oscar Wilde. Was he out to kill him or to save him?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
A Hull of a Time reviews
The Fifth Doctor, Tegan, and Turlough in Hull in the 1920s. Wonder who they'll meet ... ?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
1996 reviews
According to Jack in "Utopia," he saw Rose growing up on the Estate in the '90s ...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
La Nuit la Plus Profonde reviews
For a morbidity Christmas challenge ... just a little drabble
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Doctor Who the Musical season 3 reviews
Picking up where season 2 left off, full of craziness, spoilers, jokes in poor taste, lots of music ... it's a general monstrosity.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,917 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2008
Shaving is a Tedious Thing reviews
When Rose said the Doctor cuts himself shaving, her lighthearted quip concealed a painful history ...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Over and Under reviews
Martha and the Doctor on a shopping mall under a gaseous sea. Martha being jealous and unrequited.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
In Good Faith reviews
For a Morbidity Contest eons ago. Christine made a promise Christine is a good girl
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Christine, Raoul - Complete
Six Drabbles reviews
Mostly angstyfluffy drabbles ranging from The Christmas Invasion to Runaway Bride.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,252 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Heroes the Musical reviews
In the vein of Doctor Who the Musical season 2. Copyright infringement, laughter, disgust, music, etc.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Firsts reviews
MalInara ... tea, winter night, miscommunications, hurts.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Inara, Mal - Complete
Usher Inn reviews
The Ninth Doctor, in Regency England. Or is it the edge of oblivion?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
St Valentine's Day reviews
Some time before Boom Town, the Doctor and Rose stumble upon some sinister goingson while London rebuilds from the Great Fire of 1666.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007
J'ai vu le loup reviews
The Seventh Doctor, Ace, and a dark fairy tale.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Lollipops and Patterned Socks reviews
Peri and the Sixth Doctor. In Disneyland. Chaos ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Time Management reviews
Crossover with Phantom of the Opera. The Eighth Doctor gets an unexpected hitchhiker in the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Second Hand reviews
Alien Big Cats in Shropshire, and a mysterious artist named Tegan.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
A New Course in Egyptology
Bronwen the volunteer gets an unexpected visitor at the Egypt Centre in Swansea.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Doctor WhoThe Musical season 2 reviews
My attempt to break as many copyrights as possible in one piece of parody writing. Subscribes to the Forbidden Broadwaytype parody of musicals. There will be errors in continuity please point them out and I will fix them. On with the show.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007
Happy Christmas reviews
The Ninth Doctor surprises Rose. Written before watching The Christmas Invasion and flouting the comments made in The Doctor Dances. Piece of harmless fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Il Ne Faut Croire a Rien reviews
It wasn't easy for Rose to forget Sarah Jane Smith and all she represented. My first 10th Doctor fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Origins reviews
The Persian was old when he spoke to Leroux and may have gotten a few facts about the TrapDoor Lover muddled, for example his birthplace, his father's profession. Here are the details reworked for posterity. A threepart story from the POV of Erik's fath
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,480 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Erik, Persian/Daroga
If Pride Will reviews
Moviebased in which the Phantom contemplates Christine during Masquerade.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Doctor in Exile
Eighth Doctorbased, just some musings he might have, in poem form.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
The Night
Inspired by the film, but it's rather obscure and abstract. In it, the Phantom personifies the night.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Erik reviews
Very old poem I've cleaned up for general consumption. Drugs, Christine, angst, Kayuniverse.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Mazenderan
Another Kayish poem, with Erik's thoughts on Persia.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Erik - Complete
Beneath the Opera reviews
A short poem about the underground portions of the Opera House that tourists don't get to see, written after I visited it in 2005, with hints of what might be buried under there.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
So Much for Deserted Beaches reviews
or, What Really Happened on the Island season 27 2005 cross over with ... Pirates of the Caribbean. Arrr.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
What Might Have Been reviews
Kayish poem from Erik's POV. Regret. Bitterness. You know the drill.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Erik - Complete
Stars reviews
Just a little poem recalling the last few images of Ep. III, ie, Padme's funeral and Darth Vader looking at the stars. My first and so far only Star Wars fic.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Rose reviews
Short poem, set early on in season 27, on what Rose thinks of the Doctor and how she'll never be able to fully know him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Friday the 13th reviews
The inevitable occurs ... Rose sleeps with Jack. Or so it appears. Is the TARDIS just playing with everybody's heads? RoseNine fluff, sexual situations, you were warned. Takes place between The Doctor Dances and Boom Town.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Triangle reviews
Poem, set at the end of DMC. Will, Norrington, and Jack examine their claims on Elizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Bring Me That Horizon reviews
Don't read if you don't want to see Jack Elizabeth shipping galore. Will Turner disappears, apparently dead. Port Royal is struck by a plague. Elizabeth's only hope is to bribe Jack Sparrow to her plan, but has she really considered the consequences? V
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,512 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Scars reviews
Based upon Leroux. We know Erik lived in and helped build the Opera during the Commune. Follows the experiences of a nurse sequestered in the rising Opera building. Has been shot with a healthy dose of Kay.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,022 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
The Pajama Game reviews
Even cold, indifferent psychiatrists like Dr. Jonathan Crane need pajamas. Where did he get his and why? I'm deadly serious.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2005
Where You Were reviews
A oneshot based on Leroux: what was Christine and Raoul's life together like after Erik's death? Takes place at the 1893 Chicago World's Fair.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Complete
Cold Shower reviews
Dr. Jonathan Crane broods over some memories he'd prefer to forget. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete