Bleeding on the Ballroom Floor
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Joined 08-26-05, id: 885694, Profile Updated: 07-06-08
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi, I'm Bleeding on the Ballroom Floor.

You can call me Kaie Kerosene, Mary Magdalene, Padfoot, or Comma.

Fanfiction.net has done a lot for me.

The reviewers here are great on the self-confidence. _

I even met my very best internet friend here, Moony. (Pence-chan)

FACT: Most of my fanfiction is terrible.

Really, it's got plot holes and OOC and author insert and crap.

I know this when I write and post it. I don't mind.

I write fanfiction for the pure joy of writing, not for the audience.

If someone else enjoys it too, I'm glad.

FACT: Drops of Jupiter, my songfic, is still my favorite thing I've written.

You may have to ship HarryxLuna to like it as much as I do.

FACT: I will write random things that happened to me, or random bits of fiction.

I will pretend they are fanfiction by putting them under a random category.

I just feel the need to get what I write out to the public and see what you think.

FACT: I'm friendly, so talk to me! : And add my myspace (homepage).

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Somewhere I Have Never Traveled by Hatusu reviews
Draco and Hermione become foreign exchange students, and travel to France and Bulgaria. They expected boat rides, champagne and fancy balls, but what they didn't expect was murder. DMHG preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,087 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The End of Innocence by oh em geexx reviews
James loves Lily. Lily hates James. Or so she thinks. What will happen when things begin to change, combined with the hilarity of the Marauders? Read to find out. LilyxJames
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
What Went Wrong by it's easier to breathe reviews
What exactly happened to Bellatrix Black? What made her turn from a girl to a coldblooded murderer? Watch Narcissa uncover the secrets of her sister from a little book I'd like to call a diary. hiatus forever
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Complete
insert sucky prequel title here by Pence-chan reviews
The story of Pence Auryion's life before Incoherent Memories. Reading I.M. isn't required. Warnings: Alcohol, swearing, suicide attempt in later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006
Where Mercy Died by Nightjar reviews
This is the place where mercy died. [Gen] [OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Fairies by oh em geexx reviews
Oneshot. Harry x Luna and the fairies all around them. Simple and cute. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unexplainable Love by oh em geexx reviews
James loves Lily. Lily hates James. It's been like that since sirst year. It's Marauders and friends sixth year, pranks are amidst, love is blossoming, enemies are erupting, and the Dark Lord is gaining power.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2005
Lily and James, Sirius! How Could You? by sheltielover reviews
A crater in the middle of the street, so deep it had cracked the sewer below. Bodies everywhere. Muggles screaming. And Black standing there laughing, with what was left of Pettigrew in front of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Sirius B.
Gone for Good by Quikil reviews
Ron has defeated the most evil wizard of all time, Lord Voldemort, but Hermione isn't happy. Why? Oh, that's right, because Ron is dead too. posthogwarts oneshot. edited and revised!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Good Die Young by Nightjar reviews
A study of the old Tom Riddle and the new, and the transformation from boy to monster. [OneShot] [Mild HBP spoilers]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Wake Me up when September Ends by Pence-chan reviews
A songfic relating to Incoherent Memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2005
You Can't Scream and Vomit at the Same Time by CellPhonesAreMagic reviews
COMPLETED! This humorous story will teach you things you never knew about the wizarding world. Very silly and random. Remember: you really CAN'T scream and vomit at the same time!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,918 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter by BloodyPenhand reviews
Harry still can't get over the fact that Sirius is gone he gets the absurd idea of asking Hermione for her Time Turner from third year... [Completed.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Trouble in Paradise by oh em geexx reviews
The infamous stories of the infamous Marauders. Pranks still being pulled. James is googling after Lily. Sirius' sanity is questioned. Remus' sanity is confirmed. Peter is becoming more secluded. Voldermorts gaining power. This place used to be paradise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005
The next generation of Marauders by kim1983 reviews
5 years after harry and co leave school, they have theeir own children, as do Remus and Tonks.And 11 years after that, their little tykes begin a new adventure at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2005
100 and 1 Ways to Annoy Oliver Wood by just giddy reviews
Oliver's beloved team list 100 and 1 ways to annoy him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Oliver W.
You're Dead, Potter by Emerald Riddle reviews
Words can lead to actions. Actions can lead to consequences. Love, hate, and need blur the lines of reasonable thoughts and insane actions. You're Dead, Potter. HPxDM SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Escape by Raindrops on Roses reviews
[One shot] He may be dead, but he's still a Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Dried Tears by michelle-31a reviews
Harry Potter is distraught. Luna Lovegood has betrayed his trust, and he no longer knows who, or what, to believe. With his friendship with Luna crumbling, he makes a discovery that makes him realize what he's done...and possibly, what he's lost...Note: I
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Harry P., Luna L.
Healing Process by XxMidnightRosesxX reviews
Ginny thinks about the past. Her relationship with Tom Riddle. Set during the summer after Ginny's first year. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Everybody Loves Fanon by Milka-Weasley reviews
Fed up with cliches? Tired of pointless plotless fanon stories? Willing to have a good laugh? You've come to the right place! Remus, Sirius, James, Lily, Peter, Snape and Lucius at your service. R & R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Potter Song by Anakin McFly reviews
The Harry Potter version of The Llama Song.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Snow by you-don't-understand reviews
Lily and James share a moment in the snow. One-shot, please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Five things you've never done by blacksmoon reviews
Marauders’ Xmas. A sad memory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
This Celluloid Dream by Emerald Riddle reviews
I never knew such feelings for a student before. She was something eminently special, I suppose. From the first day I set my eyes on her, I knew she was different than the others. SSxHG Songfic to This Celluloid Dream by AFI.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ron's Livejournal com by Milka-Weasley reviews
What happens when Ron finds out about computers, MTV, printers or cinemas? He writes it in his online journal, of course. Read & Review, please! 3
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Ron W.
Who's Afraid of Luna Lovegood by michelle-31a reviews
Luna's reputation among her peers is well known; less well-known is her notoriety as viewed through the eyes of a group of first years...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Luna L.
Marauder by Pantz reviews
You were once part of something special.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Remus L.
Slytherin Mudblood by Blaze Princess of Moon Dr reviews
Rated for slight language. 2 new girls transfer from an American Magic school to Hogwarts. One is a half witch-half muggle, one is a muggle born or as Malfoy likes to call them, 'mud blood'. Both girls have never been apart, but what happens when they are
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry and Luna's Answering Machine by michelle-31a reviews
What might happen when these two lovebirds try to set up their very first answering machine...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Luna L., Harry P.
Last Thoughts by SiriusFan13 reviews
Taken from the BEYOND THE VEIL chapter of ORDER OF THE PHOENIX. This is Sirius' point of view of the incidents, and the thoughts running through his mind as he slips through the veil. SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
On Flowers and Obscenities by taintedtwistedtraumatized reviews
Officially Lily Evans' boyfriend James Potter muses on what he'll name their kid. The other Marauders just can't help but disagree. How Harry became Harry and not... Jasmine...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2004 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Midsummer Letter by michelle-31a reviews
Luna Lovegood sends an owl to Harry during the summer; this is its contents...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Luna L.
Truth Really IS Stranger Than Fiction by Luinramwen reviews
An unidentified student gives Sirius a VERY strong dose of Veritaserum, but no one notices. Well, not until he starts telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, anyways...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Sirius B.
Once a Marauder, Always a Marauder by Seadragon reviews
The final battle, Harry is at Voldemort's mercy. Until someone else is added to the equation... [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Marauder Christmas by Behind Emerald Eyes reviews
The Marauders find butterbeer...Must I explain the rest?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Last Marauder by Rowan Arkenson reviews
sirius and remus remember their friends, lily and james potter. just a short thing, but id appreciate it if youd review or email me with your thoughts. thanks. : short,finished
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Complete
Promises You Can't Keep: A Sirius Story by Andromeda reviews
It's Harry's 7th year, Sirius contracts a fatal disease and ends up in the hospital. A short scene. MORE TO COME, I SWEAR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2001
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Not really Harry Potter. See Author Info for explanation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
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I KNOW this isn't Harry Potter. It's not anything. See my Author info for explanation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
The Color of Blood reviews
An angsty, cloudy summer bit on one not usually protrayed so darkly... Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Crazy For You aka The Kanta Thing reviews
Everyone says Sirius is the craziest guy in Hogwarts. What happens when the craziest guy meets the craziest girl? Craziness ensues, duh. SiriusxOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sirius B.
Drops of Jupiter reviews
HarryxLuna. Oneshot. Songfic. Beginning of Harry's seventh year, Luna's sixth. He seeks her out on the train. Playful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Devil's Angel reviews
What little love Tom Riddle can find in his sould jumps for the one girl he denied since he was 11... Riddle era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Tom R. Jr.
Fallen Angel reviews
James wasn't the only one Peter wanted revenge on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Remus L.
Do Onto Others reviews
Padfoot and Prongs would like to thank some people... and some people they want revenge on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
Never Say Goodbye reviews
Major LilyJames fluff. One shot unless second chap by demand. Based on song 'Never Say Goodbye Love' by JoJo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Before the Veil reviews
One shot. Sirius's POV. The day at the DoM. Obvious OotP spoiler, but you should have read it by now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
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