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Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Trapped in a snobbish muggle boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. As their muggle and magical worlds collide, can their love survive amidst two wars? Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 312,246 - Reviews: 4488 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 8/5/2022 - Published: 12/13/2005 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Severus S.
Blood Matters by BloodyRedQueen reviews
When Dark Secrets come to Light, Harry is forced to re-examine everything he thought previously and learns that blood does matter. Warning for Dumbledore, Molly. Ginny, Hermione and Ron bashing . Warnings: Slash, extreme AU and OCCness Features sick!Harry in the beginning!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,325 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 5,521 - Follows: 5,991 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Sirius B., Draco M.
The Hunger Games- Alec's Sacrifice and Magnus' loss by Lauretania reviews
When Max Lightwood is called to become district 12's youngest tribute, Alec has no choice but to volunteer in his place, but when Alec's best friend is also called into the Hunger Games, how on earth is Alec supposed to choose between killing Magnus Bane and living? Or is it really a choice at all? Malec, obviously. A malec hunger games, what more can you want, The mortal games!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,720 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/19/2018 - Published: 8/27/2015 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Max L.
Make the Last Year Count: A Hogwarts TMI AU by FandomFics reviews
Its Alec's last year at Hogwarts, and he can't wait for school to end. But this year is the Triwizard Tournament, so naturally the whole school is buzzing with excitement. Still, Alec doubts this year will be any better than the previous six. But what happens when a certain Slytherin he's had a crush on finally starts to notice him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,198 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Alec L., Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
Owl Me, Maybe? by Aima D. Duragon reviews
Harry goes to a Polyjuice bar and runs into someone he never expected... HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 8/26/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Playdate - IWYE Compliant by sunxsleepsx reviews
Charlie finally pays the boys a visit! SMUT. [Can be read as a stand-alone.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Second Life by blucross reviews
The war is over; Voldemort's dead. But so is Harry. With fatal wounds, Harry dies, only to wake up as a toddler-back in 1978 with the Marauders! How will Hogwarts deal with their newest resident?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,485 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Wedding Announcement by digthewriter reviews
When Harry reads in the news that Draco Malfoy is engaged to Daphne Greengrass, he's very upset for many reasons. None of them have anything to do with the fact that he fancies Malfoy. Nope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,520 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/10/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Luna L., Daphne G.] - Complete
Nothing Ventured Nothing Gained by digthewriter reviews
Malfoy wants to get back at his cheating boyfriend so he asks Harry to be his pretend boyfriend. Or, that awkward moment when your roommate that you're in love with wants you to start kissing him in public.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,140 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 12/30/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Red Hair and Weeping by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM pre-slash, past HPGW. In the wake of yet another break-up with Ginny, Harry finds an unexpected option: Draco Malfoy and an offer that will change his future. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 156 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Here We Stand by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, minor HPGW. Draco accidentally walks into the middle of an overheated argument between Potter and his Weasley, and nearly walks out again. But when he doesn't, it brings a spark to flame that would never have started on its own. A tale of five times Draco and Harry stand together. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 347 - Published: 12/11/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Second Yule Ball by Marie Tomas reviews
Harry has been working as the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts for several years, and he knows that he's supposed to be a mature adult. Yet, after years of rivalry, he has no idea why he agrees to go to Hogwarts' second Yule Ball with Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/27/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
A Date to the Samhain Ball (Not as easy as it sounds) by digthewriter reviews
Draco lost the game and gained a boyfriend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/29/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Felix Culpa by and if I dream reviews
She calls him James now, and he calls her Lily, but that doesn't mean she intended to kiss him, or maybe she did. [Jily]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/9/2016 - [James P., Lily Evans P.]
I Can Still Recall Our Last Summer by malectho reviews
Alec Lightwood had his first kiss at summer camp when he was fourteen years old. He's spent the past four years trying to forget that it ever happened. But what happens when that person shows up at his school? It's like the universe doesn't want him to forget. (Malec High School AU).
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,793 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Deserving by Cassis Luna reviews
From the prompt: "What if one day everyone was brewing Amortentia and Harry walks in. Of course, he doesn't know what they're brewing, so the first thing he says is 'Why does the room smell like it's drenched in Malfoy's cologne' and then everyone, including Draco, just looks at him."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 342 - Published: 6/3/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Three Swipes, You're Out by twilightstargazer reviews
Sports star James Potter tries to pick Lily up on tinder. Lily Evans, a dedicated not sports fan is offended by the idea that someone thinks she wouldn't recognize James Potter's face. She laughs about it with her friends at a bar, until James Potter, who also frequents that bar, comes over to clarify that nope, he's on tinder, and he's definitely hitting on her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/14/2016 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Snitch a Kiss by dylanpidge reviews
Harry eyed the new screen set up on the side of the Quidditch stadium suspiciously. There were large letters inscribed above it that said 'Snitch a Kiss.' That's right, the kissing cam had come to the wizarding world. Based off a Tumblr prompt. Update: Riverwave has posted a translated version of this story in French. Check in out on her profile under the title "Attrapez un Baiser"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 4/8/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Fanboy by Princessandthepaperback reviews
Alec might be at college but he prefers to instead write his fanfiction "The Infernal Devices ", based on the magical stories his step brother Jace used to tell.On the strange day he see's the glitter-coated new boy across the cafeteria , Alec writes him into his fanfiction as magical High Warlock ,Magnus Bane .When Magnus becomes Alec's new roommate , things get interesting !
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,675 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Learning to Breathe by RedPandaPatronus reviews
Non-magic AU. Remus Lupin was kidnapped by Fenrir Greyback as a child. Broken and abused, he doesn't speak. Things start looking up as he forms friendships at Hogwarts School for Intellectual Youth. But when Fenrir escapes from prison, Remus is forced to see the length his friends will go to protect him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,427 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 2/7/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
One Wild Ride by twilightstargazer reviews
Breaking News: Lily Evans and James Potter are not so secretly snogging. The internet is losing its shit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 8/25/2015 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders
The Tower by marauders4evr reviews
The world is a cruel place. Remus Lupin certainly knows that. That's why Dumbledore keeps him locked in the tower – to protect him from the cruelty of the world. But when three boys stumble upon his tower, Remus realizes that they don't see a monster at all. Rather, they see a friend. (Contains Manipulative!Dumbledore)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Albus D. - Complete
An Accidental Date by WeasleyWannabee reviews
It's a Hogsmeade weekend, but Lily and James have both been stood up by their respective dates. So naturally, they resolve to go on a "make-up date" together. Except it's only a pretend date. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/31/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Key Limes by cgner reviews
In which Academy Award winner Lily Evans discovers the periphery of internet fandom and the existence of Prince James's gold star system.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,695 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 176 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
How I Met Your Father by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry sits his kids down and tells them a story. A very long story. NOTE: This was written for the hd smoochfest and is a remix/reinterpretation of How I Met Your Mother in the HP World. Please do skim through the notes before reading further. Thank you!
Crossover - Harry Potter & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,704 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world by digthewriter reviews
HP/DM. Written for hd fan fair. Draco is in the closet but is still quite curious about the gay lifestyle. What happens when the first Muggle gay club Draco picks to attend, he runs into the last person he wished to see? Harry/Draco with other OMCs on the side. Pure fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,325 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Bedfellows by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
The only way they can sleep is beside each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,506 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter's Wife by Marie Tomas reviews
For years, Draco Malfoy had wondered what Harry Potter's wife would look like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Firelight Waltz by cgner reviews
"I'd like to assign the two of you a special, undercover mission," Dumbledore says, his wrinkled fingers steepling on his desk. "I require two Order members to pose as a newlywed couple."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,038 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Heart of Light by valiantmongoose reviews
Alec, a wounded soldier, moves back to New York to heal and get over his love for his squad mate, Jace. While there, he meets Magnus Bane, the promiscuous and seemingly callous eyes and ears of the city. Will the two be able to heal each other?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Because Malfoy Owned a Cat by Marie Tomas reviews
Harry makes a surprising discovery when he Apparates into his Auror partner's flat one evening after an argument at work.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 87 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Fait Accompli by SarRansom reviews
Their final year, their final chance at finding each other, his final plan to call Lily Evans his. To grow up. Full detailed summary inside. Canon pairings/characters. JP/LE alongside the ever wonderful Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,723 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Between the Lines by Kiyori-chan reviews
Alec is an aspiring writer, who can't seem to find the emotional connection to make his work more intriguing. When he meets Magnus, his concepts of love and happiness are forever changed. I suck at summaries, so bare with me. Rating will likely go up.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,439 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
A Clandestine Reality by Tears of Ebon-Grey reviews
It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,982 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Art Behind Assumptions by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
AU.Sirius Black, greatest artist to ever exist and, alright, maybe he's a bit arrogant is madly in love with Remus Lupin, a surprisingly charming socialite. Only thing keeping Sirius from jumping the poor man is that he's already tied to someone else. Or so Sirius believes. And this is why assumptions are so dreadful, really. Rated for... suggestions
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Asphodel by A Pirate By Any Other Name reviews
After an accident in potions, Hermione and Draco wake up married with children. Is this the future, a parallel universe, or is it all a dream? Will Hermione and Draco's mutual loathing stop them from setting things right? Dramione, AU, Set during 5th yr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,491 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Only Makes Love Stronger by RatQueen23 reviews
Alec walks in on something he never should've seen. Magnus has to defend himself.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Silver Eyes by YoungNotUseless reviews
"I'm so sorry." The familiar voice spoke again. This was enough to wake Hermione's brain from her trance. Enough to open her eyes, and see two magnificently silver eyes dissaparate in the dark. D/HG Veela. T for violence, language, & some sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,262 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Amortentia by OfPheonixandHolly reviews
One double period of Potions and the interference of a couple of friends was really all they needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily and James: The Early Years by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
I gently clicked it open. Inside was a picture of me…and James Potter. We were laughing into the camera, and his arms were around me, and my head on his shoulder. "He does have a heart, Lily. And it's full of love for you."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,479 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Green Apple Intrigue by joemoe93 reviews
Draco decides to enjoy a tasty green apple. Harry's captivated. Fluffy, smutty PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dear Lord Voldemort by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
An essay I did for Health class. We had to write a letter to a 'friend' to convince them to not smoke and I, being the HP fanatic I am, naturally chose Voldemort. Oneshot, but if anyone wants an entire correspondence, I can write more. For those who care, I got an EXCELLENT grade on this ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 5,366 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wildflowers and Dragons by lydiamaartin reviews
There's more to a romance than just red hair and basilisk-slayers. - All the Potters and all their loves, drabble collection - Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Arcana Amoris by Ink-erPAINT-er reviews
Terry Boot and Michael Corner both have only one secret from each other - they're both in love with their best friend. Terry is abused by his parents, which gives him extraordinarily low self-esteem. Can Mike convince his friend that he truly loves him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Terry B., Michael C.
Expecto Patronum by OfPheonixandHolly reviews
Because all Lily needed was a little convincing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dirty Boy by sunxsleepsx reviews
Dirty Drarry smut fest of course! Read up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Red and the Black by littlemisslilyevans reviews
Lily is horrified to meet the Head Boy to her Head Girl. There's no doubt her final year at Hogwarts will be completely ruined. What will it take to break her pride and convince her that perhaps she's the one who's been mistaken these last seven years?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,522 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Stay the Night by Shira Lansys reviews
When Remus stays behind after moving Sirius into his new flat, conversations enter dangerous territory and feelings are unearthed. RLSB, RemusSirius. WARNING: This story is a SLASH LEMON. With SMUT. Second in the Magic Moments Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Gaining Attention by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Sirius is a bit of an attention hog, really, so when Remus isn't paying attention to him, Sirius sets out to get it. RL/SB. This contains slash, so don't click on it if you don't like. Rated for language and suggestions. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Per Amore e Fiducia by Ink-erPAINT-er reviews
Harry has just defeated Voldemort, but now he has problems of a different nature: a re-sorting, ex-friends, betrayal, and of course, Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini are in love with him. Threesome, slash, Slytherin!Harry, extreme child abuse, H/D/B Triad
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,371 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
When Push Comes to Shove by joemoe93 reviews
Smutty, slashy PWP. ANGRY ANGRY TRAINSEX. Draco and Harry try to resolve some of their feelings on the train to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The horrors and delights of dancing school by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
In retrospect, Sokka was sure that Zuko had set this up. Sneaky, manipulative bastard. Sokka/Zuko. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Alcohol and Hair by JenaMira reviews
" 's definitely longer, mate," Sirius said slowly, "and harder." Remus pressed his face into the couch with a groan. "You need to stop talking."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Flower and Prongs by teenage.tradgedy reviews
Lily Evans has become the new Hogwarts Head Girl, but her partner in action, the Head Boy, is her long hated enemy, James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,940 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Padfoot and 'The Talk' by marauders716 reviews
Sirius decides that it's time for Harry to receive 'The Talk', Harry just wishes he could escape- little does he know, he will never look at donuts or bananas the same way again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 132 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Best Enemies by AlineDaryen reviews
A misdirected spell brings Harry Potter much closer to his former rival than he would ever have wished. But it seems Draco Malfoy is not what he used to be… Slash, 8th year, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,209 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What She Saw by The Marauder Named Prongs reviews
Bellatrix Black hears rumors about her cousin, Sirius, and a certain werewolf. She decides to investigate and uses her newly acquired knowledge to her full advantage. RLSB slash. The real story of why Sirius was disowned and its repercussions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,486 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Marauders and the Rogues by PrincessEarth reviews
The infamous Marauders weren't alone in their love for pranking. In fact, they often had their butts kicked by a bunch of girls. Now, this is it. Seventh year. Four girls, four boys. Two opposing pranking teams. One hell of a battle to be won.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,268 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Entwined Fingers and a Kiss by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Becaue ever relationship has to progress sometime, going from shyly entwined fingers to the very first press of lips against lips. Here's Sirius' and Remus' first kiss. SB/RL. Utter fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Boy Who Baked by Cassie-Black1 reviews
As Harry reluctantly develops a working relationship with Draco Malfoy, he finds himself becoming interested in more than just business.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,819 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
when i think of you, i don't feel so alone by Crystallic Rain reviews
Four boys Lily Evans kissed and one she didn't. Lily/Severus, Lily/Remus, Lily/OC, Lily/Benjy Fenwick, Lily/James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/19/2009 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 430 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3115 - Favs: 5,689 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Infirmary by counterdogma reviews
Harry is Madame Pomfrey's apprentice and Draco is sick. Features Oblivious!Harry and Crushing!Draco because they're my favourite . Probably complete fluff. Not HBP or DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,265 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 185 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 6,225 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Worth Marrying by HalfBloodHannah reviews
[AU] I was fine until I found him again at Alice's wedding. We got involved, in what I thought was an easy relationship with no future. And when he asked me for more...I couldn't give it to him.LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,783 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins and The Seven Holy Virtues by HalfBloodHannah reviews
"Why do you hate me after all?" Easy: James was nothing but sinful and Lily would use any excuse she could get. L/J Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fly me to the moon by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
James was popular, handsome, and a troublemaker. Lily was pretty, intelligent, and had a fiery temper. Mix the two together and what do you get? Chemistry and a lot of yelling. Story of love, laughter, Marauder foolishness, and a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 205,523 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 7/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Finer Unconsciousness by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot ignoring DH canon. Some people can have declarations without words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ugly Sister by HalfBloodHannah reviews
In my belief, every life has a bit of a Cinderella story to it. My only problem is that, in my own life story, I'm the ugly sister. And we all know Cinderella always gets the prince. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,612 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Summer Heat by Bonnie Black reviews
Twoshot, SLASH. Remus turns seventeen and goes into heat for the first time...lucky Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Breathe by Argosy reviews
The war is over and everyone wants something from Hermione. But that's nothing new. She can handle it. Really. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2750 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5178 - Favs: 10,857 - Follows: 2,998 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3264 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I will dare by Angel2510 reviews
Story of the Marauders during Hogwarts. James takes on a dare that changes everything.LJ fanfic! Be warned: contains weird storylines such as Sirius at a gay bar and sex blackmail! Fun story that hopefully will keep you reading. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,686 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Hogwarts Express by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] Three years after Voldemort fell, the Hogwarts Express is attacked by Death Eaters. Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy must work together to save the students...but the past can't be forgotten, and these two have more history than they'll admit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,351 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
When You Least Expect It by hasapi reviews
[WIP] Harry Potter, seeker extraordinaire, was tired of being sought out for only his fame, fortune, and good looks. Pansy Parkinson had given up hope that there were any good men out there. Funny they should find each other...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,632 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/29/2004 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Harry P., Pansy P.
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Scene In the Days Of Our Lives by hasapi reviews
[ONE SHOT] In answer to the question, 'What's the funniest way you can think of for the Trio to find out about Blaise and Ginny' No one is in character, but everyone has fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2003 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Teenage Ride reviews
Max just moved to Arizona and managed to become friends with Fang something that is thought to be impossible just by insulting Lissa. They become partners for the English project. Will they stay friends or become more? I might add Fax later on. Rater T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Max, Fang, Iggy, Lissa