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Joined 08-26-05, id: 886030, Profile Updated: 12-10-07
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello Fellow Fanficers!

I'm Prongs. I love Harry Potter, Sailor Moon, Harry Potter and Tamora Pierce. And heaps of other things that I'm too lazy to put down. My favourite past times are writing fanfics, surfing the net, reading(especially Tammy P and JKR) and laughing with my friends and listening to music. My friends are Moony, Padfoot, Kathy, Jade and Lily. (Nicknames derived from Hogwarts A History by xMissxUnderstoodx).

My Finished stories include both my carols but not Ginny's Wish. But I'll finish it someday. Right now I'm working on Harry Potter and the Hidden Order. Also my friends Moony and Padfoot and I are writing a joint fic. It will eventually be up on The Love Dragons profile. It's called fluffy pink handcuffs and is extreme erotic fiction (Warning: Slash extreme sexual content)

I heart all types of fanfiction, but especially DM/HP slashes. I dig anything sus, kooky, sexual, marauder related or really just anything that combine HP with sex. Check out my friends work, Dark Elven Princess and The Love Dragon. I also rate xMissxUnderstoodx. If you want to be on my friends list then R&rR my stories and send me a request to R&R yours.

For my devoted song fans I have written another marauder song (sorry about the wait). It's based on my national anthem, Advance Australia Fair. If I get a heap more reviews I'll promise to write another shortly. (I always appreciate suggestions for songs to parodise)

This is Prongs, signing off.

P.s: How BRILLIANT was the seventh novel?

P.p.s: HELP! I need help with songs to parodise. I prefer christmas carols but I'll try anything!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my 'kind.'
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"


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Cross by magicXheart reviews
Lily accidently made an Unbreakable Oath that she would go one year disguised as a boy. She transfers to Hogwarts where she meets the Marauders. Her main problem: How does she fall in love with James when they're both guys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,985 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Back In Time by Marie of Romania reviews
What if the Special Prize Inside of a box of Wizard Pops turns out to be a Time Turner, taking the Trio back in time? Say, to the Marauder Era? Read and find out! Harry Potter Back to the Future crossover. JPLE with a little RWHG. Rated T just 2 be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,492 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Detention in the Fields by darkangel1012 reviews
One shot:Harry and Draco have been fighting, again. So now, they've got detention: pulling weeds in the forest! Why? Well, Malfoys don't like manual labor and Potters are punished by anything. AND MALFOYS DON'T DO MANUAL LABOR! But they do something else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seeing Red by XxscreamingXXsilencexX reviews
When Malfoy dicovers Harry's beaten body on Hogwarts Express, what will he do? New feelings emerge, the line between friends and foes is crossed, and a new DADA teacher comes to Hogwarts. Just another interesting year! Warning: Slash, rape, violence, ect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,455 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Secret by SweetAsheyPie reviews
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley are involved in a serious relationship that they have kept secret. When Ginny becomes pregnant what are they to do? HG centric. Mention of RH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,175 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
An Unusual Combination by FerretLover reviews
Hermione is finally happy, she’s head girl, dating Ron, and has a new look. But when Malfoy is head boy it all seems to go downhill or does it? A Professorlikes Hermione a little too much, pranks, cheating, snogging, revenge, and romance. No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,157 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Creme Ardor la Chestnut by Yorugami Ahou reviews
Sequel to Honeysuckle on Obsidian Furs and part of the Food and Mischief Series. Snape's finally going on the offense so Harry better beware becuase there's a little something in the soup that'll take the war of seduction a whole step higher!...YAOISLASH,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order's Last Stand by SiriusBlackLivesOn reviews
Harry Potter is in his Seventh Year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, or is he? Harry has to make a decision to either go to find the Horcruxes or stay for one last year at school. There are Half Blood Prince Spoilers. Chapter 13.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,568 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Marauder Life by Dark Elven Princess reviews
James and Lily's seventh year at hogwarts and life after? Ok, my first fanfic, hope u like!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005
Finding His Past by jenc1592 reviews
Harry Potter disappeared ten years ago and is presumed dead. He has returned with his son and has no memories of his magical past. Can his friends and his daughter help him remember? What will happen when his enemies find out he has returned? COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,269 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Broomstick Bother by searching4romeo reviews
Hermione has been invited to join Ron's exclusive MileHigh Club, what does Harry think? T for implications.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Weasley Theories: Ginny Weasley by Fidelian reviews
Ginny can't seem to forget Harry. So Ron gives her some brotherly advice: Find yourself. And here's the Weasley Theories! HG, but also RHr Please R&R! COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Harry Potter Theme by Jane Grey reviews
If the Harry Potter Books were Blackadder episodes, these would be the closing credit songs!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Centre of the Universe by jessielou reviews
Hermione knew that Harry only ever thought of himself but sometimes he just took it too far. Well she was sick of it. See what Hermione does to Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Hogwarts, a MARAUDERS history by Marauder-obsessed reviews
This story is about the marauders full seven years at Hogwarts. Still in year one!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,672 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
Bottles of Beer on the Wall by The-Dove reviews
A silly Marauders fic. The fantastic four, plus Snape, are stuck in a pitch black room. Whatever shall they do to pass the time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2002 - Remus L., Severus S.
Hermoine's Life by Hermoine A.G. Potter reviews
I know the title sucks but the other one would give it away. h/hr please r/r
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2001
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Marauders all let us rejoice reviews
A spoof involving the Marauders, ice and the Australian National Anthem. nb: I am not making fun of Aussies...coz then I would be making fun of myself. Which, though tempting, i don't often do. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Ginny's last wish reviews
It's supposed to be Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts but instead he's chasing Voldemort, and discovering new secrets. Note This is my own creation it is not in accordance with any other stories. If you do NOT like then you don't have to read it! No it is
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Sirius with his rendition of 'Oh Hogwarts Tree' reviews
Just another silly little hogwarts chrissy song! Plz R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Fred's Christmas Song reviews
This is what happens when you play Jingle Bells to Fred and George...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2005 - George W., Draco M.